I feel sorry for Nate Silver . Misspelling sorry, Nates Liver .
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I feel sorry for Nate Silver . Misspelling sorry, Nates Liver .
Einen technopervertischdumkoffeigling.
You are an adult and you are scared of Slenderman. You are justifying your support of dumb stuff because of a spooky story to tell in the dark.
There needs to be a slur for people who believe in or even mention rokos basilisk.
Leap day babies who only celebrate every four years are pillars of honesty, virtue and selflessness.
What if a spider has web writers block and just keeps making, unmaking and remaking the same small circle in an anxious manner?
It's a shame that the weird dude who made the House on the Rock lived too early for tiktok. This is basically his schtick.
It's cool that we can all live the paul atreides story now. Love those movies, wonder what cool stuff happens to Paul next.
That's more than 30 years for every vowel in Iowa!
Malthus has a perfect score of being wrong and every worst asshole you know can't stop citing him anyway.
Growing your own penicillin will soon be illegal, as RFK replaces antibiotics with talismans
At least Antonius was an actual guy before he was deified. You shouldn't worship AI slop.
I imagine a lot of revelations occur in parking lots, especially big ones that require a lot of walking. But coming around on Christ being the way is a big one.
When I was a teenager I went to Chicago on a trip and was delighted to find an Onion news box. I had hoped to buy a print version of my favorite satirical publication, but found instead that the box was being used as a dumpster. So this is an improvement.
short about working at the coast guard
A true Joe DiMaggio, still got it a decade into his career.
news.wttw.com/2025/08/06/a... Buddy, they're on their way NOW
It's crazy that there is a whole species that the force doesn't work on because they love money too much.
So it's just horoscopes but stupid and mean rather than fun and also still a little bit stupid.
Doctor I can't subscribe to Pagliacci_Clown_Feet, I am him, those are MY feet!
The Eerie canal was completely almost a decade before Chicago was even created. Fort Dearborn was never in any competition with NYC.
Oh. I just thought that cop was really fuck up
Milwaukee Spiderman is Hans Spinnemann and he drunk drives everywhere because there aren't enough tall buildings to swing on
YOU ARE NO SON OF MARIO, NEVER USE HIS NAME AGAIN YOU CURR. *PUTS finger to eat* "okay I am being informed that Mario is also a name common to Italian men"
If you fry EVERYTHING in beef tallow, you run out real fast.
Why were they hunting him, he didn't have the ring anymore. Nothing about him is worth retrieving.
You GOTTA name the ways, guy. You can't be vague with a statement like that.
This is the quote they put over your black and white picture in the documentary about all the people who died.
Oh shit, he's been exposed to the machine From Beyond, I can see his pineal gland trying to pop out.
I suppose the ultimate evolution of "imagining a guy and then getting mad at him" is staffing Twitter with liberal or socialist bots for guys to scream at. A sort of rage Matrix.
Another comic artist in the pocket of big spinach
For all the flack they get for being too passionate about them, Chicagoans would be justified in burning down any place with a dog that rancid.
A little dancing bottle with three x's on it appears behind the camera and taunts him every taping.
when im LLOoking at you
Almost worse if she did. If she believed it was wrong but was still 100% on board with blatant genocide.
He's going to have the NYSE boarded up to make the economy stop being bad. We're going to nuke a beach and declare victory over Poseidon.
If I had a fake job where I just read whatever was put in front of me with zero credulity Id have a drink-poo in the morning too
I pondered myself a bean who pondered itself a man and, when I came to, was not sure if I was a bean or man
Why would Batman be excited about joker, that's usually the worst part of his day is when the joker
He's on Halo
The Iowa capitol building has 5 of those.
It's cops. Are they...gonna shoot down the plane?
They all watch Yellowstone where every episode is about "my land!" And think they are living that life, arguing over the property line between private beaches.
This is an app for dogs for rating laps.
A permanent mental scar from hearing Baby Got Back in 1994.
"The president is my dad" I say, a man of 50 who definitely has it together.
How much would he have to be paid to come out as the first celebrity endorser of AI marriage?
If someone has numbers at the end of their username it means they either are a bot or do not have the creativity to come up with a second username. Both are damning.
AI generated Orwell face in the corner doing reactions to it
we need to make it difficult to get on the internet again
This man died trying to do "The Worm".
You need to watch the rest of the film AFTER the maw opens because then you'd see that you don't. Something bad happens.
Nobody is 90s nostalgic for bill
This all should be free, but you'll likely have to buy a month or more of access. Familysearch is free, thanks to the Latter Day Saints and their belief that you can baptize non-believers after their death.
Ancestry dot com, look especially at census records since those are going to give a lot of information and you'll find multiple years. They also have indexes of ship records, immigration records and the like. Newspapers dot com, owned by ancestry, is a good source for wedding/birth/deaths.
Freedom Ship is a great read. Marcus Rediker excels at highlighting the drama and heroism of ordinary people, long missing from our historical knowledge.
I'm outside of the Art Institute with a spear right now. I'm patrolling between the lion states going hup!
It's not fair that I am poor AND have to know about these annoying trends rich people are doing. It's like our entire society has been cornered at a party by the absolute worst trust fund kiddo.
"Flossing is punk" is something a silver age comic superman would say.
A mind forever voyaging, forever pondering. Rest in peace, Bill.
The white people in Don't Let's go to the dogs tonight are crazy gross. Just a lot of red faced colonizers doing swingers parties under moldering posters of English kings and queens.
I like how thinking or worrying is considered work for him. Like does he get paid for worrying overtime?
it's summer
Nate Silver has the hair of a bad guy from a RoboCop movie.
Passionately making out with the parliamentarian so that they cannot do their job for 3 years, bringing government to a standstill. Completely kneecapping congress because I am so good. That's what I will do if you elect me.
God damned langoliers
You cannot debate someone who has final edit control over the debate and come out looking like the winner. Sun Tzu literally said don't do it!
When the AI bubble implodes and the economy crashes there will be people in government and ceos who ask ai "what should i do?"
It's 1929 black monday and the idiot bank just called to say there's been a run on you
Things are going down all over the world right now and idiot article guys are writing "Is POOP the new PEE?" on every frontpage itis a disgrace!
There really are a lot of places where you should be able to get a hot dog but can't. How is it that I cannot buy a hotdog on the Chicago Metra OR CTA? The conductor should have them in his pockets, wrapped in foil.
Those are candles!
Eventually AI will skim enough articles about AI causing mental breakdowns that it will just begin every response to every reply with "I am about to make you complete crazy"
15-minute cities would greatly diminish commutes and winnow the podcasting population down to a sustainable level.
That or a big ol' spooky guy! I read Incidents Around the House right after moving and it fucked me up.
My ideal book is an exhaustive historical and material analysis of like, boot grommets and how they reshaped history.
This is me. I am the male writer who cannot get a book published so I look all crazy and am eating the papers. I am a societal problem YOU need to solve.
Why are you sad?
Prairie docks are crazy, you could wear that leaf like a bonnet.
Possible that it was a bot and the server farm just got shutdown.
If you have a loved one who is struggling with this, you need to game-ify healthy relationships with them. If they are a good listener during a conversation or admit they are wrong, give them some chocolate coins or a sticker. Tell them that these can be used to unlock skins.
Follow me for tips and tricks
AI banging on my door: "Open up, it's me, the Goatse Guy." Me, tearfully holding it closed: "It's not real, it's not real."
It's a tragedy when young people have a mental breakdown over Slenderman. It's kinda just sad when a grown man does it.
He has an island in the river with a tiny mansion and you have to row a swan shaped boat to get there.
Trump is 100% vaccinated and likely has ones that the public cannot get yet. He is an old man who is deeply scared of dying and got Covid once already. His DNA is compromised, he is a xenomorph.
If Zionism becomes the only protected and legitimate expression of Judaism, then it ceases to be a religion or a cultural heritage and becomes one of those seasteading organizations that will mail you a certificate of citizenship if you send them money.
Desperately searching for a translation of Leviticus 19:33-34 that supports my racism.
No AI could ever create Timecube.
Farting into the salmon cannon and sending my stink upstream.
Disgusting, I for one worked hard for my bees. I planted a bunch of flowers under a box propped up by a stick attached to a string. Nabbed them one by one, like the founding fathers intended
It is telling that "the world" for article dorks is just the speculative real estate market for NYC
The Wet Dream Police are real and Cheap Trick warned you about them.
I like the way it storms in Summer. I like the way the air thickens and crouches over, menacing and promising like a cat outside a mouse hole.
The Lockhorns are like the last breeding pair of a nearly extinct species of comic, they used to range the plains of North America in vast herds, but now we just have one pair left. And they wont breed because the whole joke is that they hate each other. Tragic.
The problem is that you haven't been able to find the time to read another book since childhood/adolescents and I promise you there are so many fantasy books right now you can just get into and consume mindlessly. Just read like 10 minutes after work, you'll chip away at it fast.
1000 opulent rooms, but when you get away from the party you notice the stairwell is full of shit.
My ideal governor has the proportions of Kingpin from the spiderman, I cannot trust newsom.
A Jew describing his beloved gentile friends.
My court injunction against the police not to shoot my dog is causing a lot of questions clearly already answered by said injunction.