I don’t know which party this refers to and that saddens me
Writer, designer, artist. Dog enthusiast
1,160 followers 215 following 6,180 posts
view profile on Bluesky
I don’t know which party this refers to and that saddens me
But there is ground to be seized here. Make this a big deal. Put Republicans on the defensive. Or, you know, do nothing per usual
It's fairly clear something is happening with Trump. Democrats, please press for answers immediately. Don't fart around talking about egg prices. The advantage is yours. For fuck's sake, take it
You seem cool
If we could only subtract progressives from the left,
I loathe the American media
Kids in the press, are you seriously going to ignore Trump’s inexplicable absence and the tsunami of rumors going around about his health? After all that crap about Biden? Come on
In France I was eating a chunk of local blue and it broke in half like a geode and inside was a blue universe. Which I ate
The party-Line Democrats of today are Reagan Republicans of the 80s. They have their team and their heroes and they love to yell at those dumb jerks on the other side. But they have no ideological core. It’s all sports to them. Hate the other team that plays the exact same game
Splendid
I’m reading that a gorilla wearing boxing gloves used Rudy Giuliani’s nuts as a speed bag. @gronk is this true
What kind of water
I agree, but… I’m also a political cartoonist!
A great way to broach the subject of same-sex relationships with your kids is to have queer friends.
I used to buy books I would never read because your covers were on them
New purity test just dropped: candidate can’t throw scapegoats to the wolves
This baitpost has caught some magnificent fish
I read that as Mormons and was baffled
This is what gave Democrats unassailable majorities for decades.
Guinea pigs are not raw vegetables
I think having decades of ironclad majorities would wear these folks out. I mean look at all the post-New Deal Democrats. They died!
The best thing about this movie (other than inspiring CHUD) is the trailer. Seek it out. It has all the energy of a Mormon hygiene PSA
Take it from me: about halfway there you change your mind
It would be cool if Democrats got behind labor for a while! It was awesome back in the day
Every time I see one of your posts I double check to make sure I’m following you
There is a lot to unpack here and I am enjoying it
Counterpoint: David Brooks has a phd in being a wind turbine
To be fair I wouldn’t have answered the door
I’ve been having a back-and-forth with somebody on here for over an hour and have descended to random replies just to see how he’ll take it. If he turns out to be autistic I’ll feel terrible
I didn’t have anything to say so I chose an emoji
Jesus Christ it’s a picture of an elephant
Disc horse! I figured it out
I’m making that third one my profile picture soon and nobody can stop me
Sorry, Chuck. My autocorrect hates him
Chuch Schumer
🐘
www.jellisonfuneralhome.com/obituaries/w...
In France, where I mostly live, I don’t think this has ever happened even once. We Americans need to keep present to how totally insane this is
I keep forgetting to do that
Not only am I a bot, I am a Russian AI bot. I also make pictures of sexy Gavin Newsom with a sword
It’s a wry response that conveys the absurdity of the comment above it. It also reflects the futility of further discourse in this thread. And yet here we are
It’s a statement intended to express that, in the author’s fantasy world, you are a talking squirrel. It’s not that complicated
The idiots who think this is brilliant are the same idiots who will blame Sanders when Newsom inevitably flames out
Yeah I’ll bet he’s so upset about this
This is deeply pathetic
Moneypenny was into scat
In my made-up world you are a talking squirrel
Honestly I need to figure this out. I’m dying from the news. I’m also in need of it
My father died of Parkinson’s and I love this for Mueller. That’s how little I think of this gutless bastard
$50k ain’t middle class money. That is no-braces-for-the-kids working class retire at 80 money. I hate this journalistic fantasy world in which it’s still 1978
Inshallah
Turn your colon into a cyclotron with this one trick
Gallop
This whole thread was really engaging. Thank you. Also sorry about the cancer.
I'd rather he did something tangible
that is not a village it is a horse
That's right. But sea lioning questions are a great way to 'gotcha' people, which I suspect was the intent here
I don't know. I'm not him. But I am disappointed that he chose to assert these things that are not supported by meaningful action.
Cool. Hope it works out for you
Okay. And the ground we cede we will not get back, historically speaking. So I draw a line at leaving already-embattled minorities to the wolves. Realpolitik kills.
The flaw in this argument is ‘if Dems want to win back working people’. What they want is for working people to shut up and behave.
‘Some issues’ are vulnerable human beings.
Then you're hallucinating.
yes
They're better without the polish TBH
Why would you try to justify this heinous abandonment of vulnerable people
Listen to the reporter here. Listen to her questions. They are straight-up fascist apologia
That’s the kid’s name, Bologhneigh
“House Democrats are fighting for livable wages, quality education, good health care, and a secure retirement.” This is categorically untrue and I am disappointed that you said it. You have been an effective voice. Why lie for the paymasters and give that up?
To be fair that purse was always getting mislaid
Money now makes money on its own. It doesn’t need labor. So it deports the lowest-level workers. Working class drops down a rung, fills the gap. AI decimates the professional class, it drops down a rung. Then load up the country with debt, trash it, and sell the land. This is all happening now.
A disarming performance by Cheney
I saw this steamer in the theater
It’s interesting that we still ask ‘is America an authoritarian state’. It has been for a long time. But norms kept that tendency overseas, not at home (for the most part). Now that it’s unveiled domestically, norms be damned, we’re finding out. And we still can’t believe it.
Superb
They truly sucked, it's inescapable
I got Covid before they knew what it was. The lung guy kind of had to say 'good luck'. I was so grateful for the vaccine
Speak for yourself. I thrive on weed, honey, and cardigans
That's the thing, isn't it? Procedural politics got us here. Substantive politics are the only path out, and I don't see much appetite for that above the state level
stop sending me nudes
I'd delete this, as it could be misunderstood as a specific plan
I allow it in character-limited fora. You need every letter you can get
Nobody did anything about guns after Sandy Hook. Nobody went to jail for the Iraq war, the mortgage crisis, etc. No universal health care. Roe v. Wade wasn't codified. Trump walked. The list goes on forever. This is why people don't vote. They pay their taxes and get nothing from it but worse off.
I assume this is about something and I support whatever it is
I am informed that no prominent person is in fact deceased.
I am a member of the guy economy and am saddened by its imminent demise. One chainsaw could make the rounds of an entire town in my younger days. Now everybody just has a really shitty chainsaw of their own
I found this anecdote both heartwarming and insane
Oscar Wilde in his post punk era
Fair enough
I just burst into tears. Was not expecting that
That’s haad likah sir or madam
How dare you
Lot of libertarians here. But everybody who can count to threlve without taking their shoes off goes to Massachusetts anyway
I just got served one of those animal videos with that ‘a thousand years’ song. A Labrador shows up with a white duck in its mouth. Heartwarming mommy montage of various similar ducks to show all is well, etc. But this is a domestic duck. That dog ripped off somebody’s duck. It’s a crime video
I don’t know but rub one out for Jesus just in case
I still do. Vintage ones. And people stare at them and I explain they are writing instruments
I feel terrible for all the recovering alcoholics who have to go through the inevitable death of Papa Punkin completely dry. I intend to get supremely gassed
RFK Jr is an erection disguised as a man
Hodor (weeps)
And you envision these democrats doing this?