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Bizzle

@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social

My buns have no seeds. #ResistFascism

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.

1/9/2025, 12:29:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.

1/9/2025, 12:29:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

that will not go well for him

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1/9/2025, 2:05:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:34:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Maaaaaan, Clemens must have taken lots of video of Trump cheating at golf 2 weeks ago that he’s threatening to release.

31/8/2025, 11:51:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?

31/8/2025, 9:42:00 PM | 4796 752 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

President Thiel… errr… I mean Vance, by Thanksgiving.

31/8/2025, 11:32:25 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

I look forward to her getting absolutely embarrassed in the SC Gov primary.

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31/8/2025, 11:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

Thoughts and prayers for Rudy Colludy.

31/8/2025, 11:24:30 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

There's A Special Place in Hell For People Who Capitalize Every Word For No Fucking Reason...

31/8/2025, 11:00:23 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

he's also a wiz at spreadsheets...

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31/8/2025, 10:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

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31/8/2025, 9:50:31 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

“America is hot”

31/8/2025, 9:41:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Why it’s hot…

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31/8/2025, 9:41:00 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup.

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31/8/2025, 9:39:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

She totally fits in that box!! Gordie in the casserole dish, however…

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31/8/2025, 9:39:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Even if he understood them, he doesn’t care. And that’s even worse.

31/8/2025, 9:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Also: That backswing is straight garbage.

31/8/2025, 4:03:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

Tomcat Selleck is getting high as fuck with his catnip banana.

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31/8/2025, 4:02:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

“I believe he’s who the president picked” Yeah, no shit. They never answer the question, only regurgitate the stupidest facts. Same energy as Q: “Do you believe that Joe Biden won in a free and fair election? Yes or No?” A: “Joe Biden is the president.” Gutless fuckwads.

31/8/2025, 3:57:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

Something something Suckers & Losers something?

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31/8/2025, 3:53:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Luna should be always lumped in with Bobo and Marge in the very dumb, very insane, taint-licking caucus.

31/8/2025, 2:18:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

"Why fight with the president, why don't you just say thank you, do his bidding without question? And don't forget to bring offerings and kneel." - Raddatz

31/8/2025, 2:16:45 PM | 101 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:42:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:04:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

Perfect.

30/8/2025, 10:46:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

It was super nice of god to protect the survivors of the latest school shooting… But why did god murder the other kids? Guess god is either: - not all powerful so unable to protect everyone - has a plan that includes murdering children But yeah, more prayers should help. Fuck the GOP Fuck the NRA

30/8/2025, 12:40:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

Apparently… Telling your constituents, directly, to their faces, to accept that we’re all going to die anyway & that’s why you voted to take away their healthcare and social programs in order to line the pockets of the rich, is an unpopular platform to campaign on. Who knew? FAFO Sen Ernst?

30/8/2025, 12:37:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

A completely legit parody of mainstream media. Not nearly dumb or profoundly ridiculous enough to be a Fox/Newsmax/RW podcast parody though.

30/8/2025, 12:31:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:37:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:37:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet he’d rather hug the dad.

29/8/2025, 7:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re only gonna see the numbers they publish though. Which will miraculously not include all the people he killed.

29/8/2025, 6:01:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

something something Law & Order something something blah blah

29/8/2025, 5:42:02 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

But ONLY the polls he doesn't like, of course. The ones he likes are, like, totally accurate, obviously.

29/8/2025, 5:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Kim Jung-un, eat your heart out.

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29/8/2025, 4:42:06 PM | 4012 974 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:22:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

This bill will pass, because we live in the stupidest of all possible timelines. I then look forward to the resulting maga freak-outs, Fox News breaking special reports, and eventual FBI investigations when they see that contrails still exist...

29/8/2025, 4:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

they are NOT even trying to hide it anymore

29/8/2025, 4:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

A reply from George Takei!! < swoon > < nerdgasm >

29/8/2025, 4:02:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

The party of "fuck your feelings" only operates based on feelings, not math. What they FEEL seems correct, becomes correct to them. Facts don't care about their feelings. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

29/8/2025, 3:05:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

The party of "fuck your feelings" only operates based on feelings, not math. What they FEEL seems correct, becomes correct to them. Facts don't care about their feelings. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

29/8/2025, 3:05:03 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

29/8/2025, 3:03:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

He... He can't still possibly go to church on Sundays... can he?

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29/8/2025, 2:57:05 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Seen his hand? Seen him drag that right leg? Heard < everything he has ever said and written as it gets steadily more and more batshit as his brain turns to tapioca> Trump won't make it to that date. As Peter Thiel hopes.

29/8/2025, 2:54:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

They get a pass if they are ultra MAGA, ultra-taint-licking, and rich enough that they care nothing about regular people. Previous example: taint licker extraordinaire Richard Grenell Current Example: Fawning lackey, extreme yes-man, and billionaire, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

29/8/2025, 2:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted Cruz blamed doors. They’ll blame anything but the easy access to guns.

29/8/2025, 10:03:20 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Never has there been a more clear indication that 25% of Independents are lying when they claim to be Independent. They are just maga who are too embarrassed by maga to admit they are maga.

29/8/2025, 10:01:15 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the rest of them, Vance is SO massively unqualified for that job. Pretty good chance this numpty will be President in a year if two. Then Peter Thiel will have his office set up at the WH.

29/8/2025, 9:53:46 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

I can’t get a COVID vaccine or booster. The former herion addict with literal brain worms and zero medical training thinks they are way too dangerous. Guess I’ll go buy a few high powered rifles and 5,000 rounds of ammunition to protect myself against the virus.

29/8/2025, 9:49:15 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted

Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC, revealed that RFK Jr. has NEVER been briefed by CDC experts on measles, flu, or Covid: “No one from my center has ever briefed him on any of those topics…He’s getting his information from somewhere”

29/8/2025, 3:16:35 AM | 8268 3169 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ted Cruz blamed doors. They’ll blame anything but the easy access to guns.

29/8/2025, 9:35:07 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

If they’re going to give an award to a domestic terrorist, isn’t it time we posthumously recognize Timothy McVeigh?

29/8/2025, 12:05:08 AM | 1440 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Wow.

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28/8/2025, 9:31:08 PM | 1186 542 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

And a ginormous FUCK YOU goes out to Senator Bill Cassidy. May the impending illness, pain, suffering, and deaths of thousands of children weigh heavily on your soul for eternity.

28/8/2025, 11:14:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

BREAKING: Ken Paxton's office, at the guidance of Ken Paxton, has just cleared Ken Paxton of fraud.

28/8/2025, 7:19:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

And you just KNOW there is a Gadsden flag flying on his truck,

28/8/2025, 7:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

A good bet the words on his bicep start out with "We the People" and he doesn't even remotely see the irony in that either as he fully supports the current administration.

28/8/2025, 7:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty solid chance that the things that uber-chud has said and done are the exact opposite of what that Statue of Liberty tattoo should stand for....

28/8/2025, 6:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤡s

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28/8/2025, 4:03:24 PM | 25 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocked she is a ultra-maga hero considering her vaccine advocacy?

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Cholesterol, DO YOUR THANG!

28/8/2025, 3:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

No beautiful obituaries today, but we’ve gotta have faith.

28/8/2025, 1:21:35 PM | 2349 488 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

100% chance her prayers were "please God, please let the shooter be Hispanic"...

28/8/2025, 2:52:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% chance her prayers were "please God, please let the shooter be Hispanic"...

28/8/2025, 2:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:37:35 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine how different of a world we would be living in if Rupert Murdoch was never born…

28/8/2025, 10:35:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when Fox was working super hard to prop up RFK as a viable Democratic Party candidate? The only outlets trying to do that were Fox and RW podcasts. We weren’t falling for that bullshit. Seems we were very right.

28/8/2025, 10:34:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted

70 years ago today, 14-year-old Emmett Till, an African American from Chicago, was brutally murdered for allegedly flirting with a white woman four days earlier. When you see “MAGA,” realize THAT was the America Trumpers are saying was “great.” I want a GREATER America than that. We all should.

28/8/2025, 10:12:31 AM | 2006 575 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

What… And I can’t stress this enough… THE FUCK?

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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.

28/8/2025, 9:57:34 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumps cabinet is the most unqualified group ever assembled.

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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.

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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.

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Profile picture Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)

MAGA doesn’t care if kids are murdered in schools MAGA doesn’t care if kids are trafficked and raped. MAGA doesn’t care if kids die from preventable disease. MAGA doesn’t care if kids go hungry. MAGA doesn’t care.

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These people can't possibly still go to church on Sundays... can they?

27/8/2025, 9:16:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Shout out to all our “small government” Republican friends

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all of them

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oh?

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