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His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.
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His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.
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His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.
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Maaaaaan, Clemens must have taken lots of video of Trump cheating at golf 2 weeks ago that he’s threatening to release.
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The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
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President Thiel… errr… I mean Vance, by Thanksgiving.
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I look forward to her getting absolutely embarrassed in the SC Gov primary.
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Thoughts and prayers for Rudy Colludy.
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There's A Special Place in Hell For People Who Capitalize Every Word For No Fucking Reason...
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Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)
“America is hot”
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She totally fits in that box!! Gordie in the casserole dish, however…
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Even if he understood them, he doesn’t care. And that’s even worse.
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Also: That backswing is straight garbage.
Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social) reply parent
“I believe he’s who the president picked” Yeah, no shit. They never answer the question, only regurgitate the stupidest facts. Same energy as Q: “Do you believe that Joe Biden won in a free and fair election? Yes or No?” A: “Joe Biden is the president.” Gutless fuckwads.
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Luna should be always lumped in with Bobo and Marge in the very dumb, very insane, taint-licking caucus.
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"Why fight with the president, why don't you just say thank you, do his bidding without question? And don't forget to bring offerings and kneel." - Raddatz
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Perfect.
Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)
It was super nice of god to protect the survivors of the latest school shooting… But why did god murder the other kids? Guess god is either: - not all powerful so unable to protect everyone - has a plan that includes murdering children But yeah, more prayers should help. Fuck the GOP Fuck the NRA
Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)
Apparently… Telling your constituents, directly, to their faces, to accept that we’re all going to die anyway & that’s why you voted to take away their healthcare and social programs in order to line the pockets of the rich, is an unpopular platform to campaign on. Who knew? FAFO Sen Ernst?
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A completely legit parody of mainstream media. Not nearly dumb or profoundly ridiculous enough to be a Fox/Newsmax/RW podcast parody though.
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Bet he’d rather hug the dad.
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We’re only gonna see the numbers they publish though. Which will miraculously not include all the people he killed.
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something something Law & Order something something blah blah
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But ONLY the polls he doesn't like, of course. The ones he likes are, like, totally accurate, obviously.
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This bill will pass, because we live in the stupidest of all possible timelines. I then look forward to the resulting maga freak-outs, Fox News breaking special reports, and eventual FBI investigations when they see that contrails still exist...
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they are NOT even trying to hide it anymore
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A reply from George Takei!! < swoon > < nerdgasm >
Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)
The party of "fuck your feelings" only operates based on feelings, not math. What they FEEL seems correct, becomes correct to them. Facts don't care about their feelings. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
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The party of "fuck your feelings" only operates based on feelings, not math. What they FEEL seems correct, becomes correct to them. Facts don't care about their feelings. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
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He... He can't still possibly go to church on Sundays... can he?
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Seen his hand? Seen him drag that right leg? Heard < everything he has ever said and written as it gets steadily more and more batshit as his brain turns to tapioca> Trump won't make it to that date. As Peter Thiel hopes.
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They get a pass if they are ultra MAGA, ultra-taint-licking, and rich enough that they care nothing about regular people. Previous example: taint licker extraordinaire Richard Grenell Current Example: Fawning lackey, extreme yes-man, and billionaire, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
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Ted Cruz blamed doors. They’ll blame anything but the easy access to guns.
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Never has there been a more clear indication that 25% of Independents are lying when they claim to be Independent. They are just maga who are too embarrassed by maga to admit they are maga.
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Like the rest of them, Vance is SO massively unqualified for that job. Pretty good chance this numpty will be President in a year if two. Then Peter Thiel will have his office set up at the WH.
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I can’t get a COVID vaccine or booster. The former herion addict with literal brain worms and zero medical training thinks they are way too dangerous. Guess I’ll go buy a few high powered rifles and 5,000 rounds of ammunition to protect myself against the virus.
Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted
Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC, revealed that RFK Jr. has NEVER been briefed by CDC experts on measles, flu, or Covid: “No one from my center has ever briefed him on any of those topics…He’s getting his information from somewhere”
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Ted Cruz blamed doors. They’ll blame anything but the easy access to guns.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If they’re going to give an award to a domestic terrorist, isn’t it time we posthumously recognize Timothy McVeigh?
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And a ginormous FUCK YOU goes out to Senator Bill Cassidy. May the impending illness, pain, suffering, and deaths of thousands of children weigh heavily on your soul for eternity.
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BREAKING: Ken Paxton's office, at the guidance of Ken Paxton, has just cleared Ken Paxton of fraud.
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And you just KNOW there is a Gadsden flag flying on his truck,
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A good bet the words on his bicep start out with "We the People" and he doesn't even remotely see the irony in that either as he fully supports the current administration.
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Pretty solid chance that the things that uber-chud has said and done are the exact opposite of what that Statue of Liberty tattoo should stand for....
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Shocked she is a ultra-maga hero considering her vaccine advocacy?
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Cholesterol, DO YOUR THANG!
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
No beautiful obituaries today, but we’ve gotta have faith.
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100% chance her prayers were "please God, please let the shooter be Hispanic"...
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100% chance her prayers were "please God, please let the shooter be Hispanic"...
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Imagine how different of a world we would be living in if Rupert Murdoch was never born…
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Remember when Fox was working super hard to prop up RFK as a viable Democratic Party candidate? The only outlets trying to do that were Fox and RW podcasts. We weren’t falling for that bullshit. Seems we were very right.
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Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted
70 years ago today, 14-year-old Emmett Till, an African American from Chicago, was brutally murdered for allegedly flirting with a white woman four days earlier. When you see “MAGA,” realize THAT was the America Trumpers are saying was “great.” I want a GREATER America than that. We all should.
Bizzle (@bizzlemcdizzle.bsky.social)
What… And I can’t stress this enough… THE FUCK?
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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.
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Trumps cabinet is the most unqualified group ever assembled.
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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.
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Called to duty, pulled away from their lives and families to be used as pawns in a political game, being deployed on US soil against US citizens, tasked with picking up trash, spreading mulch, and patrolling the National Mall for the cameras. I don’t think this what they signed up for.
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MAGA doesn’t care if kids are murdered in schools MAGA doesn’t care if kids are trafficked and raped. MAGA doesn’t care if kids die from preventable disease. MAGA doesn’t care if kids go hungry. MAGA doesn’t care.
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These people can't possibly still go to church on Sundays... can they?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Shout out to all our “small government” Republican friends
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oh?
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