Aberzombie
Nattering Nabob of Negativity
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he wasn’t famous until he hooked up with Swift well, outside Kansas City
he needs an endorsement from Elon now
nothing to worry about Trump’s Weather Service has downgraded it to a windstorm
Fear when you’re brought up being told there’s nothing left for you on the table
that's from the blood transfusions he's been getting from pre-teen ICE grabs
his staff took away his ties when they caught him in the closet with one tied...um...er... it was unspeakable
the first war he ended was The Cola Wars back in the eighties it's why he has a life supply of free Diet Coke
Jesus was a Palestinian
a populist is gonna run third party and the DNC will blow all their resources on them instead of focusing on the MAGA candidate
Thing is, the brass is mostly college grads :D
Centrist Dems will back down they always do
I'd say [at the least] the brass is gonna turn on Hegseth pretty soon
I'm kind of expecting a military coup coup ka choo
"I am your voice..." "There's meds for that."
"A booing! A booing! And after that..."
when it's Newsom vs. Gabbard in '28 Gabbard will smoke 'im
my first recollection was of them suing daycare centers for Mickey Mouse murals
I'm in my early sixties and I don't recall* a time in my life when the Disney mafia wasn't absolute dicks *of course I wasn't paying much attention until the late seventies :D
now we know where all that tariff money is going
Abbott is gonna wait until he has a full house again and drop the vote on 'em outta the blue
not to mention the recurring rumor that all the officers with their finger on the buttons down in the silos were all vetted to allow only End of Timers O.o
while I don't regret my four years in the Air Force I gotta say there was some weird Christian shit going on below the surface. I was always getting grief from my flight chief for not going to his church with (most) of the rest of the crew
Dunning = Republicans Kruger = Democrats
trouble is, rational people don't run for public office
Good Cop/Bad Cop Democrat Party/Republican Party
middle-aged fuckers that abandoned their dreams for the safe path are the most miserable critics
“I’m not gonna go, to Sun City!” says the college kid with no passport
their big political stand was boycotting Sun City :D
I’m neither Boomer or Gen X (I fall neatly between) but while I lean X, their socio-political “whatever” always bugged me
getting old being scolded for what someone thinks I implied rather than what I said
how to spot the dude who really wasn't down with having a kid
ICE is on the verge of recruiting from prisons
Trump is bringing the deed to Alaska with him
Michale Graves (formerly of The Misfits and now solo) is pretty much a nutzi but I still enjoy his stuff but I generally ignore lyrics
Trump ain’t in charge he’s just a puppet controlled by a pack of lunatics fighting over the strings
The Whore House
The first doctor Trump saw said he has dementia so Trump fired him and finally found a doctor that said he was tits
:D I achieved something with my life!
I boycotted Blockbuster except for a free trial of their mail program where I ripped a monthload of DVDs and then cancelled
I suspect that Abbott will pass a resolution that they're not needed
donating to a political cause at this point is just as much a sucker move as tithing to a church
if I had no morals I could have made for a brilliant televangelist
Maxwell recruited Epstein on Mossad's behalf
California: "We refuse to sink to that level."
I'm fascinated that there hasn't been a unified uprising against the senators who blocked the release of the Epstein files
The Fox News coup is almost complete
it's comical how chickenshit these mama's boys are
no one has ever cheated death every breath only puts off the inevitable
I'm hoping to be really effective they had to go stealth
if Biden knew exactly who Trump was maybe he should have taken advantage of the SCOTUS-imbued impunity and [redacted] him :D
Good news! PBS and NPR are getting picked up by Disney!
VC Andrews and Tom Clancy prove that the cash cows are immortal
pretty much all the friendships over the course of my life have been forced on me :D
wait until he starts jailing heathens for exacerbating the drought
that didn't work for me
The Democrat message has long been, “Vote for us or Evil wins!”
irony is that if I was Christian I'd fully believe that Trump was the literal Antichrist
funny how all these incriminating photos and documents are suddenly surfacing now – instead of last year when they might have derailed Trump it's like he's finally outlived his usefulness to the Illuminati
"Morals? How absolutely proletarian!"
politics they went into politics
not many Sophie Scholls in academia
speaking out is a good way to get your tenure cancelled
DC – like Hollywood – is a den of pedophiles. Their best defense is that to say so is mocked as conspiracy theory
boycott them and their advertisers it's an adventure without them
he'll fall back on the Pete Townsend Defense: "I was doing research!"
water ain't no human right
I was raised a humanist and that's been my identity all my life. The problem with every ideology I've encountered is that it's defined by the basest denominator
the trouble with Trump is that he's so consistently ridiculous that satire is futile I could post that he's lowering the age of consent to the onset of puberty and most people would have to Google to see if I was snarking
Some billionaires are about to be rewarded for their investment
after my stroke was encouraged to get on SSI and I was like, “Um…no. I’ve seen that movie.”
wild how we chose him even though we knew he was a open sexual predator ah, the 90's
I always considered the Clintons to be Reagan Democrats anyways
can they hurry up and get Raptured already?
like to welcome The Left to the wide wonderful world of conspiracy theory AKA critical thinking
Trump's feud with Musk is theatre first thing fElon had his DOGE crew do in DC was download the [unredacted] Epstein files
It’s no real stretch to say that social media has evolved into Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” for the digital age. And when a good lynch mob gets rolling only a fool (or someone looking to called a troll) tries to bring critical thinking or empathy to the stoning...
It's gotten so bad that I'm feeling nostalgic for the "The Shook Up Shopping Cart" era of Disney movies from the 60's
there’s no hope for the Democrats they’re just conservatives in blue tie drag
Noem’s parents are from Venezuela it’s why she keeps getting plastic surgery
US: “Nothing can be worse than the two party system we have…” ELON: “Hold my beer.”
“It’s Biden’s fault!”
he's the ideal muppet for the Machiavellians
Mac users have already adjusted to fascism
I have Trump down for pardoning Diddy three days after the verdict
as projection is a well-established conservative default you gotta wonder about their honkin' about Hillary and Hollywood elites eatin' babies
the big advantage to any off-the-rack belief system is that you don't have to give much thought to what you think
those fools have serious daddy issues
turns out Adams is the future of the Democrat Party and the present and the past
ethnic cleansing and after that, fascist regimes ALWAYS go after the guns
you really need to double feature it with the original to get some of the gags :)
most Democrats are Republicans in blue ties
wait until he gets around to canceling the 2nd Amendment can't run a proper dictatorship with guns in the hands of the citizenry
Democrats=socialists=enemies of the state=terrorists
to no one's surprise it turns out that "Why do you hate America?" was projection
Make America Great Again Tax the rich at 50's levels
looks like his buttplug is dialed in to Fox News
anyone that still watches corporate media is an absolute tool
The press are quislings
I suspect a LOT more people would be Christian if it wasn't for the evangelicals