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We’re very concerned about gun violence…that is why we’re immediately launching an investigation into the proper watering levels of Bermuda grass in Southern states.
People get voted into the HOF, not declared. Surely Trump understand this. Oh, wait…
Follow-up question: Remind me what Hitler’s final terms were.
Name one person! Did they only avoid restaurants? Are these people emerging for the first time with long beards and strained by the light of the sun ?
…and it turns out the poll worker is my Uncle, who worked at MIT for 78 years and…
Let’s also remember that it appears his renewed attention to Mail In ballots is because Putin planted a seed with him.
He’s clearly taken lessons from the Trump school of Word Salad
Dear God I’m totally unqualified and even I could have prepared a brief that he’d say shit like this to you
Sir, could you show me a picture of what a Genius Factory looks like ?
I hate this because… I’ll be in Europe all week for work. At dinner and during coffee breaks, I get asked about these insane quotes that are normalized on Fox News. I can’t. It’s so damn embarrassing
As the great Alan Greenspan once said …
Oh no He’s going to talk?
I’m also a visual person. I drive to the restaurant fully intent on ordering a salad but when they put that Hamburger pic on the menu… I’m going burger. Of course I don’t employ this strategy when real world consequences are at stake but whatever
I’m told we reached sixteen teraflops of growth. Nobody even knew about a teraflop until I did it.
I just wish all of the obvious contradictions mattered ☹️
Why not just one followup? “Sir…you realize a negative percentage over 100% is a rebate, right?”
…and he employs a staff too scared and compliant to tell him that he keeps repeating horrible math.
I vote… Only if you got stuck and had to sleep there
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You joke But take this poll of Fox News viewers.
But I thought…antisemitism. Did we already fix that?
Both of thumbs in this graphic are too big. So neither belongs to Trump ?
Bluesky needs a new button It’s so hard to ❤️ this
Just “every once in a while” ?
So… “Big” government > bad “Parenting” government > good ??
Does anyone know the origin of the “6.1 hours of TV” …or did he just throw in a decimal to make it seem real?
Somebody get that guy in an interview ! Find him and show me he exists! Then try to find another one to prove it’s a real “problem”
I’d love an honest study of this exact demographic and who they voted for.
This is actually a perfect use case for ChatGPT or Copilot
I thought you had a new nickname and I didn’t understand the origin
So, given that the majority of new energy in the US in the past year is renewable… This is a new tax on the public, right ? (Or maybe I don’t understand what an “excise” tax is??)
That naming approach really helps emphasize the “nipple” in Knueppel.
I feel like you’re trying too hard. I have no clue how the Nobel winners are selected but maybe they want a little more chill.
“I just don’t trust the other branch of government” is a little known workaround to checks-and-balances.
I wonder if the we can make the resale of EV postal trucks cool? Actually create a private market for their resale to pay back the USPS for this pointless budget burden.
And he mentioned no specific countries. So nobody can issue a statement countering this because it’s just broadly stated baloney.
Magic also have two 1st round picks this year. They are still picking in round 1 and can get picks back.
Just wait until he gets asked about it in a presser and rambles off an inappropriate word salad that mentions Biden, egg prices, burritos, and belly buttons.
This is like when I dribble the basketball off my foot, it hits me in the face, and then bounces to a teammate. “Just like I planned it all along”
And who the f*** is he thanking at the end?
Good that somebody is finally addressing inappropriate weather reports
100% Happy to recommend my area 😂
Did she see Elon at the WH yesterday and think “I have to out-weirdo this guy”?
Great point Because Harvard grads are basically unemployable or make low wages.
It’s also revealing what a sweetheart he is to Biden’s face during the transition. Same for Obama.
Is his calf OK?
Is there any way to track if we see a sudden increase in college students citing “formatting” errors on reports ?
…and they should nominate somebody to get control of that!
I wanted the job Not the work
I’m genuinely curious… Do these people have friends? Do they go have drinks? Do they have spouses and family? …to step away from being angry to laugh and talk and realize that the world isn’t perfect ?
I did not watch CNN all day. Because I have job. Karoline
Is it possible that we need more Harvard grads and Electrians and plumbers ? And both require investment !
Damnit It’s like he’s learning how not works Live in front of us
This called…pulling a “Murkowski”
Today I learned that I’m Chinese
He’s got a point “Downgrade” usually means better in most scenarios
It’s all good We don’t have to eat them China will pay them I was told that’s how it works
I also think the NBA should put more Utah Jazz games in prime time.
What is the PR strategy here? Just go on TV daily and scare the shit out of people ?
Oh crap… He’s going try and pronounce this and it’s going to be on international media.
He should dive all the way into parody non-answers just to show how little it matters to his base… Q: are you ok with a recession? A: fish tacos are delicious
🙋♂️ from Florida Maybe drop a pin so I can find this $1.93 gas because…definitely don’t see it.
Wearing criminal shoes, eating a criminal lunch with criminal friends at a criminal cafe.
I don’t think she understands that she’s taking credit for something that you don’t want to take credit for.
Hit them even harder in Game 4. Make them play through it.
I was hoping he was looking at taco toppings with kid’s toys…talking to Aaron Rodgers. #wordsalad
Still awesome during holidays
Outstanding point here. Any good realtor would tell you that a house next to coal ash is much more desirable.
Are the Wall Street globalist the same globalists pushing youth athletes to be trans?…or are they different globalists?
Imagine millions of people Sitting in a line All with a giant box of little screws …that’s how you make an iPhone.
Please don’t spin “Greatest Christmas” into a f***ing Red Hat !
This also ignores the fact that most US companies have CONTRACTS for these goods and services. CONTRACTS that… -(likely) account for material price changes -last for 1-5 years So they won’t just be making changes tomorrow
Can anybody produce a clip of Trump on the campaign trail saying anything about crashing the stock market in order to fix it ?
He will also propose to ban the jump pass as this is more of a “basketball play” Also field goals are more of a “soccer play” so probably look at that one too.
How? We ban things for “doesn’t look like”…how can that be a basis for rules?
By this logic we also have to ban Tyrese Halliburton’s jump shot because that doesn’t look like basketball
“Ruckus”? This is because of a ruckus??
…and if I provide that timeline on a bar napkin in Moscow or on a speaker phone in the airport…it doesn’t matter…as long as I do a real timeline. That is it.
It’s hard because Hegseth…as a word…is better to work with than Waltz when crafting a joke.
Wait!…which word??
It is very important that we now make “Hegsethed” a commonly used verb. #Hegseth #Hegsethed
No…that’s ridiculous!!! They’re rapist who collect welfare after changing their gender.
Is there anywhere that explains?… -What is the Golf Club Championship? -Who (names) did he beat? -What was the score(s)?
But I thought the President recently said borders are just make-believe lines or something
And then on April 2nd…tariffs will bring certainty? And then after that…certain they stay in place? I don’t think that is what “certainty” means.
Man, we are really picking-and-choosing which parts of WWII and the years just after that we choose to celebrate.
2 part question… 1- what is your definition of algorithm? 2- did you do a spray tan?
There is also 2 sides to each line.
Lots of analogies recently…”sugar high”…”billiards”. I’ll try one. The economy felt fine but we gave it a laxative anyways and now there is shit all over the pool table. Good?
This is literally something a drunk guy outside a gas station would randomly yell at you as you try to ignore and just get in your car.
Hims?..Ro??
It’s important that he does this so that we can achieve….uh…so that we can finally solve….mmmm…..uhhhh
Just because somebody didn’t draw an actual line on the ground doesn’t make it “artificial”. That is how most borders work…in the world
What would they do with political capital?
Wait… So we’re going to take out the fentanyl from dead bodies, weigh it, and add to the total? Or did I misinterpret?
It’s just Mad Libs now… ______ has been taken over by Mexican ______ and we should all be afraid of ______ that will _____ our _____, because of Biden.
Because he gets to talk with cameras and clapping.
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Well… Might as well order some cows and pigs, too. If you need me, I’ll be out back digging for water and maybe oil.