serious question: how can you tell? the pictures are so small I can never see any of the tells I know about
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serious question: how can you tell? the pictures are so small I can never see any of the tells I know about
oh I guess that’s true, I actually forgot about that slur temporarily. great point!
I bet aliens have alien paprika that absolutely slaps, too
I prefer “wireback” because it actually sounds mean when you say it
"are angels furry?", the longest thread in the history of blue sky, locked after 144,000 replies
you might be able to find some secondhand by talking to friends or neighbors who have extra
oh man this is the worst
those people are driving a TRAIN like I drive my 1991 subaru outback
your body just immediately gets rid of it, flushes it out like a toxin
another option is that if you burn your mouth drinking it hot enough times in a row then you will be able to tolerate hot enough beverages that you won’t have to wait
[when someone asks for a idea] i’m really less of an Ideas Guy
I think it’s online-only right now, the brick-and-mortars all closed
tennis is the friendliest sport because every game starts out love-love. that’s why they kiss before the first serve
cooking tip: onions and styrofoam are basically the same color
what if you could blink with your nipples to moisten them when they were dry
"More like Dame Judi Drenched" I say as I ready the water balloon launcher
vouch
if you’re in line, stay in line!
my son (3) just started being interested in games like this and it’s incredible
can you die from talking to a toddler for 12 hours straight? because it feels like you could die from it
the “vote blue no matter who” thing ignores that voting is literally the only feedback candidates at that level of election can’t ignore. that’s the entirety of my input as a constituent. with local politics I can at least go to their office and become a Problem to be Solved but not with national
exactly! and then posting it to social media!
how does mint currently stack up against ubuntu? I used them both about 10 years ago and they were basically the same thing back then, any major changes since?
as a parent that justification is such a baby-brain, cowardly take it’s incredible that people will actually post that. if I was debilitatingly afraid of talking to my child about something you wouldn’t be able to waterboard that out of me, and there are people just saying it with their whole chest
their collab with K/DA a couple years ago absolutely fucked
glizzussy
hit them with “of all the presidents in the modern era of america he was one”
my son has been saying “willn’t” instead of “won’t” and tbh he’s right
alt text is so easy, there’s even a reminder to do it in the app if that’s not enough, it lets you post double the postes for the price of one. you won’t find a deal like that anywhere else
born to drink fresh juice, forced to buy & squeeze the fruit to get it
bulletproof peanut butter tea for that all-day full feeling
charging my jaw and then biting through a carnival turkey leg, bone and all
sweet 👏 pickles 👏 are 👏 valid 👏 pickles
there are two kinds of people in life: “why did they give me a pickle with this” and “damn these pickles are good, are they homemade?”
if you do, please report back. we could start the next bulletproof coffee fad
well, just a little nibble on the end of one of them. still in good condition overall
uh huh everyone wants a hot crazy girl until she hasn’t slept for 3 days and is rapid-fire texting you incoherent conspiracy theories about how jfk wasn’t shot, his head just did that
a quick & easy peanut butter tea by putting peanuts in hot water
that’s so true. I’m realizing now that I also never tried it when we had an infant. missed opportunity
do you all feed your girlfriends the wet food or the pellets? I want to make sure I’m getting it right
is it good?
maybe the name was intended to convey that they all had youthful spirits and a naively optimistic approach to the world?
yeah but they weren’t. they were just regular animals
and they weren’t even babies they were all animals!
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
“juneau was a search engine” years old
makes sense just wait until it’s dry and then it’s clean
overcursed
if you’re confident enough at the dentist they let you order off menu and you can get shark teeth put in instead of fillings
what about if I’m walking and I see a bush with berries and I want to know if I can eat them, is that the same hotline or a different number?
a third grader could do this. “germany was the bad guy in world war 2” level understanding of history and they’re blowing career politicians with law degrees from Yale out of the water and it’s not close
incredible to see so many washed politicians these days, it’s never been easier to do politics. “is genocide bad” “should we kill trans citizens” “is it okay to send babies to another country without their parents” the bar is so mind-bogglingly low and they can’t even bother to step over it
in the nick of time is short for in the nicholas of timeothy
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
oh that actually sounds really good
I recently tried out hyprland and it was cool but so time consuming to install and configure every individual utility. right around the time I realized copy/paste didn’t work into the terminal I decided the check back with them in a little while
I have terrible news for you: some of them are three-quarter panels
hey mom can you pick me up? it turns out life in the natural state is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
how diabolical of them to do college football every year for a hundred years just to prepare for this moment when they needed the perfect distraction
I eat the fruit while I’m still drinking it
that’s just Big Baby propaganda to try to sell more babies
this applies to eldersubs too, don’t worry
a true ten would say “hey that looks good let’s go back and you can get second ice cream while I get some for me”
I wish I didn’t get this reference
a negative ten
you can’t rush it, but it WILL happen if you work at it
this all sucks so much and I’m really sorry it happened to you, nobody deserves to feel this way. I’ve experienced something similar and I hope that as time passes you can find some healing and happiness. for what it’s worth: you may be different from now on but you’re not broken forever
GOTTEM
the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
this is mere slandrous twaddle! I’ve never disemboweled anyone except those who deserved it
nice
imagine the carnage a horse-mouthed woodpecker could wreak on a forest
do you have a fair maiden infestation in your moldering castle? tried to rescue one from clearly unwanted advances and she never left? do random adventurers keep showing up despite the fact that you asked her not to have guests? try Sir Bryan’s Pest Control™ today! free consultations!
doing a land acknowledgment to dragons before rescuing any fair maidens
overcursed
also you’d have to fix or integrate the copied code yourself instead of having it done for you I think both of those things matter a lot
I think a major difference is that Google and stack overflow used to source from actual people who knew what they were talking about instead of a confident lies machine, so at least you were seeing mostly-correct answers for some kind of feedback loop
a form of birth control available only to mr fantastic: instead of surgery to knot the vas deferens, just knot the whole penis
just post it and if it’s bad post like six other things to drown it out. no one’s going to scroll down on your profile if it’s below the fold
bread champagne glasses for when you don’t want to get too messy at brunch
BINGO! … BLUEY!
BINGO NO!
whistling the bluey theme song in public to find other parents like a sleeper agent signaling my cell
firefighters wear masks to hide their faces when they put out fires to prevent retaliation against their families by the rest of the fire
WSJ: a horrific murder-suicide happened yesterday in a 3.5-bath Dutch Colonial, with lots of natural light. you would not believe the kitchen, it’s to die for (haha get it) and that sunroom is perfect for afternoon coffee, or maybe something stronger. A steal at only 2.7 million, it…
I can be trusted to operate a bulldozer without any experience or qualifications. If you need something bulldozed and you can provide the bulldozer and you don't care about collateral damage and you're not a narc, give me a call
good morning! let’s burn this day down
WSJ: a horrific murder-suicide happened yesterday in a 3.5-bath Dutch Colonial, with lots of natural light. you would not believe the kitchen, it’s to die for (haha get it) and that sunroom is perfect for afternoon coffee, or maybe something stronger. A steal at only 2.7 million, it…
is this a yes, or
yes please, exactly this for when I make an unrelated change that I know needs to go to main and doesn’t belong in the merge request I’m currently about to make
asking for an ADA accommodation so that I don’t have to have my camera on for zoom meetings
where my lurker nation at *gets no replies*
this is discrimination against people who don’t post
oh sorry, we don’t actually offer that service. can I interest you in a random pain in one of your shoulder muscles?
firefighters wear masks to hide their faces when they put out fires to prevent retaliation against their families by the rest of the fire
god that modulation in the last chorus is so basic but it works every time
yeah I actually agree but I had already hit post by the time that happened
the first book of the Expanse series is real good if you like space or alien goop (it can also be read standalone if you don’t want to continue the series). “Leviathan Wakes” is the title
there’s finally no problematic age gap between them so the writers can give the fans what they’ve always wanted
