Poor, poor endangered WASPs
Poor, poor endangered WASPs
Show up for Parent-Career talk to his class wearing a T Rex suit
L.O.L. 485 million years? "So you're saying there's a CHANCE?!?"
Even if what I excel at is snark? ;-)
"He said he was gonna!"
"But it's a dry heat."
Is it the volatility just within this year?
Speculation now emerging that the Trump event this afternoon is merely for him to "officially" announce that the Defense Department will henceforth revert back to its original name, Department of War. But it would also serve as a "proof of life" appearance
THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A MEMO
Government support for childcare. Amazing! Oh, it's in UK
The White House announcement will be a suite of federal strong arm tactics against Illinois, but short of martial law in chicago
Elvira is my spirit animal
Has he had that growth removed from his left armpit?
He is a legend. Bow. Kneel.
Maybe those attorneys are on the ground and being interfered with? Or maybe those attorneys thought ball 4 was called and are taking their base
I hear a lot of pain here and I'm sorry. It will take some more time to divine the points on both sides
Search, like, follow, block, unfollow, post, defend, delete as needed. What am I missing
I think in A Christmas Carol, this is when a scavenger steals the curtains off of Scrooge's deathbed
Man. Woman. TV. Bullshit. Epstein.
Christian Bale detected
Time passes slower inside cash cocoons
Watching contemporary online discourse is like watching a YouTube traffic cam video where a fireworks delivery truck careers off course, crashes, spouts flames, and then awesomely destroys some small, unsuspecting city
Keep the vibe but be patient, he cheated the pandemic and assassination SO FAR
The word "miraculous" was used IIRC
Aliens from the Invasion
Too long for a tattoo, but SPOT. ON. Maybe put it on drink coasters at the craft beer truck picnic table
*takes a big drink* ENORMOUS SPIT TAKE
Engage them by dissecting a newscast for the various "truths" presented, discussed or deliberated
Oh god this just keeps going
Can chatgpt write bullshit filing text? FASTER THAN YOU CAN SWIG DIET COKE
Because knowledge is guilty, until proven innocent. TO THE STUPID. Shove off
And Miller's new WH intern
Thanks for the gear worm
I earned a union card, after the age of 50, doing manual labor. One of my proudest possessions
Maybe Rolling Stone will help convey to the Sporadically Informed that our leaders include evil people doing objectively evil shit. "Heroic family reunions" would not have been attempted at 2 AM on holiday weekend Sunday, but on live ABC or CBS chattel news channels for Dear Leader Glorification
I don't wish him GBH, but I would not be unhappy were he inconvenienced when all of his glands suddenly split open and spewed forth torrents of gangrenous worms. On live television
At heart isn't it: 1. Trump can do whatever 2. Trump is the government 3. The government can do whatever 4. If #3 = no, see SCOTUS and goto #2
OK. Looking it up at the library, thx
I FEEL SEEN: The ad for the upcoming Downton Abbey film says, "Downton Abbey: the Grand Finale. It's time to say goodbye."
Not anymore-Giuliani paid $911 for their corrective surgery. That's $911, each. Still less than retail, but he knows a guy.
This might also explain why no pictures from the golf course today: that is where he meets foreign leaders and makes sketchy AF deals. Like, "I'll give you half the oil from Venezuela, if you take a million deportees."
I think he's pissed because he's been in "Venezuela war planning" all day, and hasn't been allowed to mention it online. And just now when he's finally being "Presidential" [deciding who to kill and how to take their oil] his adoring public rewards him by wondering if he's actually dead.
DAD JOKE WARNING
My bet: Trump's spending time in meetings with corporate leaders and foreign dictators, deciding who gets the spoils from a war with Venezuela.
Willie Sutton quote applies
tomorrow: Trump Demands All RNs Be Fired
HELL FLAMES CAN'T MELT STEEL
In hospital, Giuliani relayed that prior to assisting the domestic abuse victim on the roadside - unrelated to his subsequent accident - he had made a successful rescue of a sack of kittens which had been tossed into the Pennakinobscot River. Again, unrelated to his subsequent heroism and accident.
Seems a job for AI
Hey, holiday overtime for them
This feels like somewhere between "short leash" and "ankle bracelet" for Ensign
Wait, is this an allegory? We're there 12 of you, and you made off with the silver?
"My phone died"
The presumption of regularity may never recover
This should end it.
Aww jeez. Sigh
Run for Mayor. Avoid Borat.
Half hearted F. U. One middle finger. Just to prove they're not really strictly complying
But I bet he can stay calm and follow the AFM and the POH to the letter, despite heading to the ground at 500 knots.
Bookmarking as Break Glass piece
What did Bove know and when did he know it
Creating an even longer receipt for evidence of malfeasance. "Surely SCOTUS can't ignore this level of Fuck You." HAAAH HAAH HAH HAH HA HA
WHAT PART OF "MASKS ARE BAD" ca. 2020 WAS UNCLEAR. Jesus wept.
The duck aspires to voice work, believing he too can become the emblem of a supplemental insurance compnay
Behold the loss of the "presumption of regularity"
They are. See also, "incels"
SCOTUS: Let him cook
"We're tired of just being the ones in charge. Now we want to be the only ones left. You made us do this with your derisive sneers."
Meh, it's a holiday weekend. Moon is closed
Cartoon guy says more cartoon stuff to his cartoon voters
"I kant grammar."
DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY.
sounds like another Emil Bove special op underway?
we are going to unleash harshly worded letters like have never been seen --mister bland
Just make sure the flight paths are clear to the (inevitable) Trump Tower-Gaza
Sunk cost fallacy. She's already utterly abased herself, might as well keep doubling down in case this bullshit administration actually wins out. Bonus: free plane rides, discount on ammo
omfg. did he hang the moon in the sky also
Must be for a typing job
They should make sure to have clear flight paths to the (inevitable) Trump Tower-Gaza
White bread supremacy? Maybe that's why you can't indict a ham sandwich any more
Battle of the bulges
"I belong to no organized political party. I'm a Democrat." --Will Rogers, supposedly
I predict he'll use the pretense of "war" to round up all Venezuelans for internment camps
"The beer. Drink it. It's good."
"Our apologies for putting a mad bomber in charge of the ammo dump, but we just felt he deserved a chance. Now that he's started putting another vest together, we ask everyone for support in making a bipartisan call for restraint."
Having fun these days makes me feel like I'm living inside "Cabaret"
Maybe South Park can write the show now
He posted that he's going to stiff a contractor today, so feeling better
These cloud tops can get pretty darn high!
Me too. Mere months ago I would've called this a load of far fetched crap. I miss those innocent days
Commenter in chief
If he attacks Venezuela then it's "war" and ALL Venezuelans in US get sent to japanese internment camps. Call me crazy
Weekend update. JOST: Well, it looks like James Austin Johnson is out of a job.
Weekend update. JOST: Well, it looks like James Austin Johnson is out of a job.
The Despair Bitch Project
I turn off the audio for TV football games and play classical music radio station instead. More intrigue this way
A Marriage At Sea, by Sophie Elmhirst. 2025. Amazing true story of a 1970s survival, largely forgotten, of a British couple in a life raft for almost FOUR MONTHS in the Pacific, after their yacht was struck and sunk by a sperm whale
If they let him control the space laser weather satellite thing, he could send some lightning over to the golf course
I just saw this. Wishful thinking maybe lol.
