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Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

@c3jb.bsky.social

Iโ€™ll never be able to ride off into the sunset, but at least I can watch the stars come out.

created December 12, 2024

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting bit of trivia, none of the other people he mentioned are on the Epstein list.

3/9/2025, 10:22:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell me youโ€™re Apartheid without telling me youโ€™re Apartheid

3/9/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Your Mileage May Vary

3/9/2025, 7:17:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Regardless of party , ANYONE they list needs to be held accountable.

3/9/2025, 6:31:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: โ€œIโ€™m guilty as shit and need to deflect big time.โ€

3/9/2025, 5:58:43 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

File under โ€œwishful thinking โ€œ

3/9/2025, 4:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Living on the edge in hot weather ๐Ÿคฃ

3/9/2025, 4:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social)

Grabbed a bag of Pepperidge Farm goldfish at the store without paying attention; when I opened them at home and grabbed a few my first thought was I had shrunk.

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3/9/2025, 4:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™m really counting on the president to plant his foot firmly in his mouth in trying to comment on this

3/9/2025, 3:21:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

If by โ€˜reportsโ€™ do you mean โ€œcelebratingโ€ ?

3/9/2025, 1:02:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

In other news, he is on the Epstein list

2/9/2025, 11:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I just rely on news reports. I refuse to listen to his voice or seeing his face if at all possible.

2/9/2025, 11:01:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Did not like it. At all.

2/9/2025, 10:58:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Good point, and I think itโ€™s a combination of both, however I feel (my opinion, YMMV ) if the journalistic standard remained high it might have circumvented some of the societal apathy and ennui.

2/9/2025, 10:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 7:37:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

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2/9/2025, 6:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Works with any type of bean; I do the same with cannelloni and great northern

2/9/2025, 4:59:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day is not soon enough.

2/9/2025, 1:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell me youโ€™re Apartheid without telling me youโ€™re Apartheid

2/9/2025, 12:44:33 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

If he wasnโ€™t born into money heโ€™d be the guy who wanders into the town square and starts directing traffic in his underwear at 4 a.m.

2/9/2025, 1:46:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Itโ€™s essential that we remember those that enabled this despot and that memory be long and long.

2/9/2025, 1:22:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

So he HAS a backbone. Hmm

2/9/2025, 1:11:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

One of his innumerable great performances that was my favorite was Chief Rains Fall in the video game Red Dead Redemption 2. So devastating to hear the news but glad I got to experience his amazing performances.

2/9/2025, 12:50:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

And those are his GOOD traits

1/9/2025, 10:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

..and common sense, and humor, and general sense of well being

1/9/2025, 10:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

If we still had news reporters like that , he never would have been elected in the first place.

1/9/2025, 9:45:01 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I spice it up myself but the basic recipe is just for the base and you can add whatever else you wish. Itโ€™s just 3 cans of black beans & your choice of a stock. Drain 2 cans & set aside, blend the third can with the liquid in the can and add stock and beans plus seasonings and whatever else.

1/9/2025, 9:27:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I found a really simple black bean soup recipe thatโ€™s a regular in the fall.

1/9/2025, 9:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

..and Serge Kovaleski, and E Jean Carroll, and countless others

1/9/2025, 9:08:47 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta keep the babyman happy.

1/9/2025, 9:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Caddie, please add one more stroke, anytime.

1/9/2025, 9:02:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brant Reeves (@bireeves95.bsky.social) reposted

He Deserves Thisโ€ฆ.

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1/9/2025, 8:07:12 PM | 270 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, putt putt is challenging, especially that windmill hole.

1/9/2025, 6:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Caddy, add one stroke

1/9/2025, 3:29:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™m an atheist so I just refer to him as โ€œZillaโ€

31/8/2025, 7:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Was there any doubt really?

31/8/2025, 7:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day is not soon enough.

31/8/2025, 4:51:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I donโ€™t see it happening sadly because it would require Trump to admit he made a mistake and thatโ€™s never going to happen.

31/8/2025, 1:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Little Ditty โ€˜bout Doc and Sue Storm ๐ŸŽถ

31/8/2025, 1:12:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes me think of the scene in Little Nicky with Hitler and the pineapples. Hope they have barrel cactus ready for Orangey

30/8/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 4:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

If thereโ€™s a Nobel for delusions of grandeur itโ€™s a given

30/8/2025, 4:25:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Try drinking bleach

30/8/2025, 3:59:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

One over the nose too if you please

30/8/2025, 3:54:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nny๐Ÿ”ช (@homicidalkgs.bsky.social) reposted

Nature is healing

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30/8/2025, 3:06:40 AM | 6527 856 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, skyrocketing up

29/8/2025, 11:33:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully it would trigger a stroke

29/8/2025, 8:05:24 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems weโ€™ve lost people like this and weโ€™re suffering mightily because of it.

29/8/2025, 7:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, theyโ€™re not even pretending anymore, the hubris is astonishing.

29/8/2025, 7:03:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like he should be on the box of ED pills

29/8/2025, 5:26:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to believe weโ€™re a quarter way through the 21st century and are back in the the 1940s intellectually

29/8/2025, 3:11:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social)

I started the day putting bread sideways in the toaster, but if having a couple slices of half toast is the worst thing that happens, itโ€™s a good day overall.

29/8/2025, 2:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. I find itโ€™s faster if I just type in in

29/8/2025, 2:02:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

He is talking about eugenics plain and simple. He is a threat to every living person in and outside of this country.

29/8/2025, 2:00:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly if an extinction level asteroid was heading this way and I was the only person who could stop it, Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™d do it.

29/8/2025, 12:28:22 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

The walls are cracking but not enough

29/8/2025, 12:16:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

โ€œAnd if that doesnโ€™t pan out, weโ€™ll look at demon possession.โ€

28/8/2025, 7:05:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Put them on leave at the start of hurricane season. Makes sense. What a madhouse.

28/8/2025, 5:59:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

That should be the theme of this administration; โ€œRemarkable Acts of Stupidity โ€œ

28/8/2025, 5:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

With people like him in the world, I want to be disconnected from society too.

28/8/2025, 4:20:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose itโ€™s better than getting contacted by spirits asking if your auto insurance company is giving you the best options for your money.

28/8/2025, 3:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be worse.You could be swearing up and down at your reel mower while wearing headphones and suddenly notice the neighbor kids on the sidewalk staring aghast at you.

28/8/2025, 3:25:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Most if not all the Blue states provide the funding, we need a soft secession to cut the administration off at the knees

28/8/2025, 3:07:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

The one silver lining is these moments are preserved so future generations can clearly see the lickspittles this administration bred.

28/8/2025, 12:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

The Vivosaurus!

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28/8/2025, 10:59:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

The National Garbage

28/8/2025, 2:45:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, if there was an extinction level asteroid heading toward Earth and I was the only one who could stop it I seriously doubt Iโ€™d even try right now.

28/8/2025, 1:59:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

And the taxpayers only had to cough up 234 bucks for one

27/8/2025, 10:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

New dice are always a necessity

27/8/2025, 10:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh, that could cause a strokeโ€ฆ.๐Ÿค”

27/8/2025, 9:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile the Secret Service is playing rock/paper/scissors to see who changes his diaper tonight.

27/8/2025, 9:29:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

By the way, thereโ€™s only one of those three on the Epstein list.

27/8/2025, 8:54:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he misunderstood what โ€œincompetent โ€œ means

27/8/2025, 7:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

I noticed this resemblance but Iโ€™d much rather have Viv in charge

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27/8/2025, 4:13:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about a dart board instead?

27/8/2025, 2:40:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How utterly presidential ๐Ÿคฎ

27/8/2025, 1:23:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social)

Morning coffee and nostalgia with my Quality Paperback Club mug. As an adult, the QPB newsletter generated the same excitement the Scholastic Book Club did as a child.

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of the โ€œmonkeys on typewriters โ€œ adage, except thereโ€™s no Shakespeare coming out of this troop of chimps.

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

My only consolation at this point is after Iโ€™m dead and gone (and he is too) history will tell all just what a train wreck he and his sycophants were.

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

One can only hope.

26/8/2025, 8:04:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks to your post, I am now aware, at 4 pm mind you, it is Tuesday.

26/8/2025, 8:03:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Never too soon for Halloween

26/8/2025, 6:09:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus heโ€™s on the Epstein list

26/8/2025, 6:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ellenโ€™s delivery on this is spot on. Great job!

26/8/2025, 4:31:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess he never heard of the Yalta Conference, where the allies agreed on โ€œunconditional surrender โ€œ which doesnโ€™t really qualify as negotiation.

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Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

The words โ€œappalling stupidity โ€œ leap to mind when I see his picture

26/8/2025, 2:18:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You canโ€™t spell domination without Dominos. Well, except for the โ€™sโ€™ but itโ€™s still an ok jokeโ€ฆ.๐Ÿซค

26/8/2025, 12:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please do

26/8/2025, 12:24:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was covering a tattoo of Epstein

25/8/2025, 1:25:13 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were probably relatives

25/8/2025, 12:11:59 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His delusions know no bounds

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Itโ€™s a poor attempt to remove the tattoo of Epstein he had on his hand

24/8/2025, 10:01:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Just watched David Kippingโ€™s episode of Cool Worlds about 31 Atlas, this hadnโ€™t been announced yet but he spoke of something like this

24/8/2025, 1:58:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worry a lot, but Iโ€™ve been to countless protests, have a handful of state and federal representatives I call regularly, helped register voters all the time and I still feel like King Canute trying to stop the tide from coming in. Itโ€™s depressing.

23/8/2025, 10:45:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a kid I thought living in the 21st century would be cool, not a repeat of the 19th.

23/8/2025, 10:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Watching War of the Worlds and the Warhorse doesnโ€™t count

23/8/2025, 10:31:39 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Bryant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@c3jb.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile people were screaming at JD Vance in New York to โ€œget the f**k out of my city!โ€

23/8/2025, 11:07:05 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would make a great cover for the Epstein file release

23/8/2025, 3:09:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view