Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Chicago is a hellscape. They're hiding it well, but these people are terrified.
Chicago. Public Health (MPH). Transit. Embroidery. Polytheism. BookSky. Queer. she/her
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Chicago is a hellscape. They're hiding it well, but these people are terrified.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
What!!! I hope you recover swiftly, that's wildly inconvenient
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Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Divvyed past a giant line of cars on DSLSD stuck behind an accident on the way back from MCR. I bet I got home 15 minutes faster than I would have in an uber. @illinoisdot.bsky.social is an embarrassment. You've allowed an 8 lane death trap to split the city from the lakefront and it has to go.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
My niece got super into learning about parasites for a while. Was very into giardia. She was 5.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I am extremely stoked to be in the pit for this show lol
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
DEVO is opening for MCR too. A real grab bag.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Garmins are great for this and definitely waterproof. Not sure if you want it for more than just the lap swimming functionality however.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
This tracks to me; every condo listing I see in a building with 4 storeys lists "boutique elevator" as an amenity.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see what you mean, but I still think those bear a resemblance? Irving Park versus Albany Park versus Logan versus Belmont Craigin for example.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
This is impressive, important work. No surprises that this map could be overlayed with an income map of Chicago community areas and read the same đź«
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
AAAAND a ton of them came in at once. These next two weeks are going to be fun. Thanks folks!!!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
This is absolutely chilling to me. I'm so sick of this country sacrificing children on the altar of "personal freedom." Cars and guns absolutely MUST GO.
A Rogue Monster (@aroguemonster.bsky.social) reposted
www.gofundme.com/f/help-roger... Roger & Betty need support to move out of their Chicago apartment of 30 years and to the Choctaw reservation in Mississippi. A recent fall combined with their extant disabilities has made their situation no longer managable. Donate whatever you can!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Saw two great blue herons out and about on the river during my run--maybe they're also training for a race.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Nik also noticed they were replaced along Welles Park (I had taken these photos several days ago). I need to start keeping track of how many times annually (monthly) they're damaged tbh.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
How long have you been sitting on this one derek
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I took those photos a couple days ago and just had a busy weekend before remembering I wanted to rage about it on here. But my point stands!!!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
My spouse once got kicked off the metra bringing his laundry home from college because he got on not realizing he didn't have cash on him. He had to then buy a ticket with the credit card kiosk that station thankfully had and wait at least an hour for the next train.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I was told "we worked really hard for the pedestrian islands." I bet you did! You should start working hard on bringing it down to a single lane for cars with a BRT/bike lane next!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I have a lot of complaints about Irving Park Road because I live near it and the alders say they can't do anything because it's IDOT. IDOT is my biggest nemesis and they don't even know it.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Also let it be known that I submitted a 311 request for these in addition to complaining into the ether but 1. The estimated repair time is FIFTY DAYS and 2. Getting them repaired isn't really the point.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that they expire quick and I have real income I definitely do this. Back in the day when I was a college student getting a ten pass I would use over the course of a year to go home on weekends occasionally, you bet your bottom dollar I was hovering over that button until the conductor found me.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Saw the two story bicycle guy on Kedzie today. What a delight on my divvy to the gym.
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Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Every single pedestrian crossing sign on Montrose between Horner Park and the Montrose brown line is broken, flat on the ground right now. When is @aldermanmattmartin.bsky.social going to recognize this ongoing lack of pedestrian safety on Montrose? If a sign isn't safe, you aren't safe.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I love my fanfic with a side of prison reform.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, that photo has like 18 pixels
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Do any of my mutuals have experience having a speed bump installed? I'm so tired of these parents picking their kids up from the elementary school and cosplaying Flash Gordon.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow my immediate pivot to being on the side of the locks 🫣
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we locking a bridge. Show me a road bridge that regularly gets locked to cars.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I've reported cabs to the company in the past but idk if it really did anything or if it was just lip service.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I have read and really enjoyed this one!! Definitely a good rec 🩵
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I just put holds on basically everything in this thread. Idk if I'm going to be able to read them all before they get recalled but we're going to try! Thanks folks.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Glasses that highlight stop signs and road paint, i.e. glasses Chicago drivers have never used
The War on Cars (@thewaroncars.bsky.social) reposted
Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
(3/3) Knowing that a Rapid Response Parking Enforcement Aide would respond to a call instead would increase my reporting of these violations. I think this proposal is excellent and reduces reliance on CPD. I hope the committee will approve Ald. Martin's proposal.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
(2/3) I frequently see parking violations that pose a direct threat to pedestrian, cyclist, and driver safety but I do not feel confident that CPD will handle it quickly and effectively, so refrain from calling.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
(1/3) Greetings, I am writing to express my support for the proposal being presented on September 3 at 10:30AM regarding redirecting 911 calls for parking violations to the department of finance rather than CPD.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I emailed committeeonpublicsafety@cityofchicago.org (Bike Grid Now has a typo, edit button when???) and will post what I wrote below for those who would like to copy and paste or have some inspo:
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my best public transit interactions was when I was reading A Psalm for the Wild Built and two people on the bus (who didn't know each other) started a conversation about how much they loved the book. I love my e-reader but you don't get that kind of conversation with one!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I do pay for it, but you can usually get a discount as part of the free trial. I've been using it for just a few months. I'll DM you my friend code!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a big fan of Finch! It's a habit tracker where you take care of a bird and send it on adventures by doing the habits you want, like scoping litter. I'll be your friend on there if you download it!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
The @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social crowd cheering during Lawrence of Arabia for a shot of a business card with "Chicago, Illinois" on it is the reason I go to the movies.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree!! Something in the air (besides wildfire smoke)
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Just saw a driver lose his absolute mind that my bus driver wouldn't let him turn right in front of the bus. Like screaming out his window raging mad. Immaculate vibes.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I also had tickets but I have a job lol
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
putting the great in great blue heron
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
those not from Chicago will never understand our traditions. my grandma was a worm back in her day.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell yeah this is right up my alley
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
From what I've heard, she doesn't have the charisma IRL to pull this off. I've been told she meets with locals almost like checking off a box--but I like the issues she's running on and most of the criticism I see of her online is overtly antifeminist. Overall glad I don't live in 09 anymore lol
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I am looking for a nonfiction rec about absolutely anything. The most important thing to me is that the writing is good. I don't read a lot of nonfiction and am not down for anything super dry. I enjoyed Destiny of the Republic and The Underworld: Journey to the Depths of the Oceans a lot.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
A car like this is always parked in Logan near my friend's place, but it looks more DIY than this. I call these gender-affirming trucks.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
The Dáil should uno reverse card the UK government about funding and arming the IDF đź«
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Did a kokedama workshop with the Uncommon Plant Guy at Larry's Patio last night and it was so informative. My spouse & I had a great time!!! Plus look how cute our kokedama turned out!!!!!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
It may be that some folks have someone in their neighborhood with a documented medical electricity need. My sister was on oxygen when she was very ill as a child and our power didn't go out for years because ComEd would prioritize our block in an emergency.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
This is right up my alley: I love a shanty and hate a Tesla
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
The Chicago they want you to fear vs. the Chicago you should actually fear
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I saw that too. Lives in Lakeshore East I'm sure.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
A double whammy of air and water show apologist and bird slanderer
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Trading one ghoul for another with him. As soon as a politician throws trans people under the bus, there's no "well maybe..."
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
It's wild to me that people think this is a sick dunk lmao
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
If @congressmanraja.bsky.social wants my attention and my vote, he will: 1.) Refund the massive donations he receives from AIPAC 2.) Condemn the starvation of Palestinian people 3.) Condemn Israel’s murder of journalists 4.) Call for an arms embargo
John (@localcelebrity.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone in IL should demand @congressmanraja.bsky.social: 1.) Refund the massive donations he receives from AIPAC 2.) Condemn the starvation of Palestinian people 3.) Condemn Israel’s murder of journalists 4.) Call for an arms embargo if he wants to be taken seriously as a candidate for Senate
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I just don't feel like it's that bad?? Like what do y'all think is in there that isn't in the lake? If you don't swim in the lake either, I totally accept the premise.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Catching his dinner
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Saw this black crowned night heron finishing right next to the path on the Wild Mile!!!!!!!!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked him once why he wore suits every day and he was literally like "I just like them???" Good for you, kid.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Our suit kid had a ton of rumors around the origin of his suit habit, the wildest of which was that he wore it to a swim meet where his girlfriend died and vowed to never wear anything else.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Did everyone's high school have a suit kid?
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I was so disheartened by the Idaho Stop bill being gutted for the sake of transit funding that ultimately failed. This is a huge win and gives me a little boost today.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
we are one news cycle away from this becoming a reality and one more news cycle away from someone naming a paint color "the kidnapped child of anish kapoor" that anish kapoor is legally not allowed to buy
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Nick's great! Love his politics, very charismatic in person.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
My family has been driving around Edgewater for years. Not stopping anywhere, just driving around. I cannot believe we will no longer be able to practice our traditions.
Teen Vogue (@teenvogue.com) reposted
Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents. While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⬇️
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I'm about to take a three day kayak camping trip to the Apostle Islands and apparently my client at work knows that because they've found all the most bogus issues to bring up to me this week.
Steven 🤝 ADUs (@stevevance.net) reposted
Help me collect 700 more signatures from people who support granny flats and coach houses being allowed everywhere in Chicago.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
this is incredibly niche knowledge, bravo
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no doubt Lolla threatened to cut mics. I also didn't see everything tho so maybe someone did!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that I saw on Fri/Sun, but I did see a few keffiyehs in the crowd.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
The crowd around me went from everyone singing every song to just me and possibly the guy in the "DAD IDEA RIGHT?" shirt behind me
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Gen z will talk a big game about touching grass and not do much grass touching themselves istg
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
What is the point of this stupid fucking truck if you put a roof rack over the opening lmao
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand why this person has a bicycle emoji in their profile lol it's not worth it wharfie! They're too car-pilled!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Cannot wait for all the angry drivers in the comments.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
@samreich.bsky.social how many people have lamented your pronunciation of the word gyro today?
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
This is genuinely very impressive. I've heard they're tough to assemble! What bed/company did you go with?
Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 (@maniccage.bsky.social) reposted
This this piece of the Johnson admin plan, which represents a massive proof of concept for a theory in his campaign (give kids jobs & money and they will chill out) is looking like a massive success and exactly what we needed from a mayor after 2020 Social programs fix social issues, not police.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry dude :( I hope it starts to feel better soon.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Apparently my spouse doesnt know it's illegal to buy only himself snacks at the gas station?? Not bringing a little treat back for your wife is a fineable offense my dude.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
I once did that 36 questions to fall in love thing with an ex and I got the ick because they attempted to tell their life story in 4 minutes and by the time four minutes was up they hadn't even reached their own birth.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Now that my wedding dress is shortened and dyed, I'm reattaching beads that fell off by hand. It's kind of meditative but I keep looking at how many more there are to do and getting overwhelmed. Worth it to rewear the dress tho! Also shout-out to Uncommon Closet who did the dyeing and hemming!
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social)
Love seeing the Streisand Effect in real time around Trump's involvement with Epstein.
Cait Hakala (@caithakala.bsky.social) reply parent
I blame the athleisure movement. Running strollers came out, which are necessarily larger, and then became a status symbol.