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Camille

@callie.bsky.social

Lavender hyena with a forklift-certified wife

created May 22, 2023

63 followers 63 following 501 posts

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Profile picture Ea-nāṣir (@jedgarnaut.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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1/9/2025, 4:48:54 PM | 36 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeneral Anxiety (@jenyetagain.bsky.social) reposted

c'mon just do it c'mon

from scanners. a man in a black suit with an id badge pinned to his lapel, the uniform of a federal agent in the 80s and 90s, sits at a table with his face contorted as his head rapidly swells.
30/8/2025, 1:35:15 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you both for liking my Beavis and butthead picture

30/8/2025, 12:42:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Also the LLM brain damage will be far more profound and widespread than whatever you have in mind

30/8/2025, 12:42:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s possible to be a stupid asshole without being brain damaged. Most of the ruling class fall into that category.

30/8/2025, 12:41:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

The world’s largest distributor of hate speech is woke and captured by political correctness

28/8/2025, 7:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that he has to go 60 years back to find the Dems ‘doing something’

28/8/2025, 4:17:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re taking other people’s fish and throwing them back too numbnuts.

28/8/2025, 4:15:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that the page shows the government and the fascists as separate sides of the conflict yet for some reason the communists were all arrested or killed and the fascists just went into political careers

27/8/2025, 8:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

You should bring a toaster in with you next time you take a bath

25/8/2025, 4:09:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted

Cashier at CVS: I'm sorry but I dont understand Me: *getting upset* which of these shampoos is less woke??

25/8/2025, 2:18:11 AM | 234 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

How do I meet this guy 🥺

24/8/2025, 9:37:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody likes this one

23/8/2025, 2:21:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Yeah… I mean we are living through the end of the world. Plus I’m just old.

23/8/2025, 1:56:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

21/8/2025, 4:24:39 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

I have mixed feelings about zoos in the whole, but Taylor Lorenz should be taken and locked up in a cage in the zoo

20/8/2025, 5:22:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

They did tone it down afaik

20/8/2025, 5:10:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

AFAICT there’s one guy on a whole different social media site who said something about Leo Frank and now hundreds of liberals on here are gleefully using the opportunity to insinuate that there’s an antisemitism problem on the left for the 10000th time. But they totally care about Palestine for sure

20/8/2025, 2:53:55 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

When I’m happy it’s because I wrote a script that takes 15 minutes off an hourlong task at work. When I’m sad it’s because, without hyperbole, I am living through the end of the world.

18/8/2025, 11:15:27 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Hold on robot I’m in debt too

17/8/2025, 9:23:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t want you to die

17/8/2025, 1:35:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Centrists bigots and right wingers have this all backward. YOU are the ones constantly bringing up trans issues. I would be happy to not think about this shit every day of my life unless I was talking to or reading something by one of my trans friends and thought of it in passing. SHUT THE FUCK UP

7/3/2025, 8:32:17 PM | 4641 729 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I really hope that’s a temporary thing. I don’t know how to deal with an entire generation of brain damaged people running things when I’m old.

6/8/2025, 11:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not smart as all, because it does not think. It strings words together in a way that closely resembles the sentences we form when we write.

6/8/2025, 11:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait who is “people”? I’ve never met a single person who actually likes what the generative ‘AI’ people are is selling.

6/8/2025, 4:36:17 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

This is what academic freedom has always been though. Academic freedom has prevented universities from firing open Nazis in the recent past.

4/8/2025, 5:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

“These guys aren’t screwing around, they’re assassins, but they also make a lot of good points about the faggot child molesters who are ruining women’s sports”

2/8/2025, 3:57:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

So I knew she was young bc I was on Twitter when this happened but I just looked it up out of curiosity and she was a business owner in her early 20s, so yeah, wealth.

2/8/2025, 2:30:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not jumping to a conclusion, you can just look at a person’s profile

2/8/2025, 2:27:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Not that the garden lady should be treated badly but it seems like a world of difference between a loving spouse and the sort of wealth that allows a person to spend all their days drinking coffee in their garden. The latter is nearly always predicated on the mistreatment and suffering of others.

2/8/2025, 1:50:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Silver lining is it’s possible he’s so deep into dementia that he orders a strike on DC, from DC

2/8/2025, 1:34:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

*as Trump announces nuclear strikes on NYC, LA, and Chicago* you guys I have a nagging feeling that Trump is a somewhat sub par President

2/8/2025, 1:33:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

MAGA guy who is angry that Strange New Worlds casted a black woman to play Uhura

1/8/2025, 7:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Season 3 of the only good Star Trek series since the 1990s was pretty yuck for a couple episodes, but they finally recovered, and nicely. “Nicely” is an understatement tbh, new episode is great.

1/8/2025, 7:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

My “I like to make peepee tinkles in the potty” t shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

1/8/2025, 7:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you unfamiliar with the word “what”? What do you need explained here?

1/8/2025, 12:55:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Kind of seems like you’re just stringing words together randomly

31/7/2025, 10:31:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

What

31/7/2025, 10:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you attach an unrelated gif to every post you make

31/7/2025, 4:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is racism a dead guy

31/7/2025, 3:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s with all the people replying “we don’t HAVE to pretend”

31/7/2025, 1:13:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Man I really want to know what the heck you’re trying to say here

31/7/2025, 1:12:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m fucked if Trump is president and Buttigieg just said I’m fucked if he is. Tell me why I should want to vote for Buttigieg.

31/7/2025, 12:59:12 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been working two jobs, and one of them is really working me to death!!! I still go on here and scroll but I’m too brain dead from work half the time to have a coherent conversation. 😓

30/7/2025, 7:15:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been watching people say this since 2004 as Dems swing further to the right and lose more support every time, then swing further to the right in response, alienating even more, now every presidential election is GWB vs Hitler.

29/7/2025, 11:28:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeneral Anxiety (@jenyetagain.bsky.social) reposted

"the rich and powerful don't want you to think or ask questions" hits different in the wake of that study that found decreased brain activity in regular ai users.

29/7/2025, 11:18:49 PM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture IGN (@ign.com) reposted

“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC. To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do

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27/7/2025, 9:00:10 PM | 2339 728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah yeah we all watched game of thrones

27/7/2025, 5:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Beef has a lot more other stuff… Doesn’t it……….?

22/7/2025, 6:45:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I love tofu and I could take or leave beef, but most of that one tofu pound is just water

22/7/2025, 6:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Really trying to find a charitable interpretation here where your reply make any sense and it’s just not coming

22/7/2025, 2:44:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you… know what an analogy is

22/7/2025, 2:27:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

In order for this analogy to work the life raft has to have a big hole in it

21/7/2025, 10:06:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Nuclear weapons

21/7/2025, 5:28:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever tried making your own toast while taking a bath? It’s fun try it

19/7/2025, 12:10:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf somebody check that bot’s hard drive

18/7/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh? Maybe you don’t need food or shelter, but most people do. And there are fewer jobs than people (permanently, by design). You don’t have to like or want that competition to know that it’s been forced upon us.

17/7/2025, 7:38:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Computer science, engineering, and graphic design will bounce back. A humanities degree will always be a life-ruining choice.

17/7/2025, 7:27:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay but I just noticed that two things happened at the same time, surely this is no accident

17/7/2025, 7:13:26 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a good therapist is difficult to find but you really need to start looking

17/7/2025, 2:26:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry, in 2028 Dems will run a historic campaign for a fiscally conservative woman of color who thinks trans rights are “complicated” with Elissa Slotkin as running mate. They are going to lose 49 out of 50 states. Sadly President Eric Trump is going to have them both executed for treason.

17/7/2025, 2:11:02 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

The way veterans are treated like an oppressed demographic in certain contexts is mildly amusing to me until I remember all the free shit that gets handed to them just for joining the writ-large KKK

17/7/2025, 12:53:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you

16/7/2025, 8:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

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16/7/2025, 7:44:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

You can really tell when someone’s whole political worldview was created and molded by gamergate and little else

15/7/2025, 12:43:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Personally I am more concerned about the blood-and-soil fascism than the decade-old meme this resembles almost certainly by coincidence

15/7/2025, 12:42:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cat Manning (@catacalypto.bsky.social) reposted

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

10/7/2025, 12:46:24 AM | 11688 3447 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Hey remember when every newspaper ran a headline like “the walls are closing in on Donald Trump” for four straight years and then nothing happened and he became president again and made it so no law applies to him

13/7/2025, 8:48:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk about “misread the moment”, I strongly suspect she’s getting paid

13/7/2025, 5:03:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway, market forces constrain what political media is suitable for commodification. If you want to keep up momentum as a political content creator, you tailor your message to dominant ideas. It’s not something special to social media, and idk how you could read Marx and come away with that idea.

12/7/2025, 10:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Given two interpretations of a sentence, one coherent and the other patent nonsense, you go with the former interpretation. This is how all interpretation works, and that’s why I figure on some level you’re straining to relate OP to a spiel that was already in your head waiting to see some use.

12/7/2025, 10:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

The thing is, OP is plainly and obviously talking about people whose primary or sole sort of political engagement is producing art for mass consumption, not artists across the board. And there are good, Marxist reasons to expect that sort of engagement to tend toward bourgeois ideology.

12/7/2025, 10:03:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I see. I get it, you’ve done all this reading and learned a set of concepts that seem to (and do) explain so much of what’s going on around us better than any other theories out there. And now you want to *use* what you’ve learned. So you end up shoehorning it all into every online discussion.

12/7/2025, 10:01:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s beyond obvious what OP means, what does it accomplish to take the most literal interpretation possible and then find one counterexample to it?

12/7/2025, 9:05:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you mean. But you are standing up for countless women and she is trying to bring grievous harm to the same. You don’t have anything to apologize for.

12/7/2025, 1:25:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s punching down about calling a fascist a fascist

11/7/2025, 11:44:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

On some level at least some sections of the Israeli ruling class want it to be a pariah state, for the same reason that historically Zionists have quietly promoted antisemitism

11/7/2025, 12:10:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Domestic military occupation, racial segregation, and genocide all loom quite large in paradigmatic liberal states though?

10/7/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social)

Most voters want everything to be MORE expensive in fact

9/7/2025, 1:48:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

There is red blood, and then there is blue blood. They are both good bloods but red is better.

8/7/2025, 7:26:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh? The Dem true believers sound more like MAGA every day.

6/7/2025, 6:56:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Well for one thing, the only reason Musk was ever in South Africa was that his grandparents were ideologically committed to Naziism and admired apartheid so much they wanted to live under it.

6/7/2025, 12:40:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah these are two totally analogous cases

4/7/2025, 8:39:14 PM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 9:44:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ dude

30/6/2025, 4:50:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Politics entirely aside, they detract from the Bluesky experience

30/6/2025, 12:13:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Mango Mussolini. Tangerine Hitler. Peach Pinochet. Saffron Salazar.

28/6/2025, 6:19:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I mean, on one hand you have birds like this one, but on the other there’s birds like that one. So it’s a wash.

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27/6/2025, 12:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Not all of them

27/6/2025, 12:32:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would anyone see the post and figure it’s a joke when most right wingers are posting this exact sort of thing

27/6/2025, 12:32:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

well??

Painted depiction of the great pyramids of Egypt being built using ropes to pull blocks of stone rolled on logs. Superimposed text asks,
26/6/2025, 12:35:43 PM | 901 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I remember them in the 2020 primary talking about the potential heel turn and the ridiculous excuses they made

25/6/2025, 10:26:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hunter Walker (@hunterw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Who am I to deny him?

A puggle, begging
25/6/2025, 7:53:19 PM | 281 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

The historical evidence is against it imo. Like Bayard Rustin and John Lewis were revolutionaries in the 1950s… and then after they got themselves some “political experience” it made them into right wingers.

25/6/2025, 1:20:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, now I know that you’re too young to know about it, since you think I’m talking about Democrats filibustering something. This isn’t misinformation — it’s history. You can look it up.

23/6/2025, 2:01:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait how old are you? We are talking about the filibuster-proof Senate majority under Obama that was elected on promises of universal healthcare. Your replies make it seem like you don’t even know that happened.

22/6/2025, 10:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

DADT was an anti-gay, anti-trans policy that plainly violated peoples’ rights

22/6/2025, 10:51:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

It was over a decade and a half ago, but I’m not the one who brought it up. Besides, the person I’m replying to seems not to even know that it happened, so it bears explaining.

22/6/2025, 10:49:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Camille (@callie.bsky.social) reply parent

By electing a filibuster-proof Senate majority and president from the party whose platform explicitly included universal healthcare. Then, all that’s left for the party whose platform included universal healthcare is to pass the legislation. They could have, and did not.

22/6/2025, 10:03:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view