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factotom 😎

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πŸ›Έ don't stare at my drone...it's rude i study sUAS rules and urban anarchy ☠️ Hells Waiting Room, SWFL

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

so far the visuals from dc are: 1 take photo ops with tourists (USA!USA!USA!) 2 rake the forest and pick up trash (from dirty tourists) 3 in only meaningful engagement, get ass kicked by a hero sandwich (hey, it's a fucking campaign ribbon)

1/9/2025, 11:40:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the gop has become a caricature of everything i saw through ridicule and weakness of the soviet model only for maga to fully embrace a dumb and ugly made in the usa reality tv version

1/9/2025, 8:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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amenities...meth, lot lizards, showers and slim jims

1/9/2025, 2:39:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

why can't we have a fake trump, putin has several stand-ins and we've already grown to admire and let a fake melanie into our thoughts and prayers and being best in self-important stuff that she won't be remembered for?

31/8/2025, 8:01:09 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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broke brain is gonna have them raking the forests before this is over

30/8/2025, 11:51:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

blowing up holding tanks make great video but these are the strategic hits that will cripple the facility and take time and hard to get sanctioned equipment and systems

30/8/2025, 6:20:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

it's a weak and stupid idea by every measure unless the goals are to grift the tech bro-nazi police state sectors

30/8/2025, 6:05:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

because he is dying, not sleeping well, and suddenly discovered the flawed belief system of indulgences to compensate for representing the worst of humanity because he has no soul...ohhh, and he pisses and shits himself and smells like deion sanders stinky diaper

30/8/2025, 2:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truth

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28/8/2025, 7:42:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

so funny...next president mad king will deploy special forces to rake the fucking forests

28/8/2025, 7:32:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

minor...isn't that what smelling salts, duct tape, some mesh and krazy glue is for?

28/8/2025, 7:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

they appear to be very tidy people...but, back to my prepping budget and organizing some new supplies just in case this winter gets hot

28/8/2025, 1:50:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

they look like a prison road crew...we must have a new sheriff in town

27/8/2025, 12:22:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

begin in town halls and expand to state...show the colors

26/8/2025, 9:43:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

serious question and not just because i'm bad at math, when grandpa leprosy brain stated first that he stopped 6, then 7 wars and later added he prevented 3 additional others, 10 wars in total...what in the actual hell is the flesh eating virus man referring to?

26/8/2025, 8:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just a scratch...it'll buff out

26/8/2025, 3:55:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

got to hand it to him, he hides his tiny and bruised finger holders remarkably well, but i think his flesh-eating virus and rfk jr's brain worm should do a duet to edelweiss and make steve the nazi jealous...new rome should have diverse entertainment

25/8/2025, 7:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the rotting is coming from inside the white house...a nosy reporter should inquire why does the mad king smell so powerful?

25/8/2025, 7:09:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they like it...until they don't like it, corruption and settling scores clouds judgement

25/8/2025, 2:23:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

class dismissed

25/8/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

the attack profile was eerily reminiscent of wwii kamikaze footage with resulting fireball confirming is was a good hit...fuck them in the gas station

24/8/2025, 5:00:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kind of sucks that a mafia state that runs a big gas station catches on fire...and trump still protects his bratva in moscow and st pete

24/8/2025, 4:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmmm...bait him into fake praise like the nato allies have learned and south park accurately depicts the ritual humiliation, ego stroking, and shakedowns

23/8/2025, 11:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not to dis you, but i really like the dog's expression...just another day of rolling with humans

23/8/2025, 12:56:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

comedy is always funny, even during police purges...fucking clown cars are the best

22/8/2025, 9:37:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

FUCK ME...this is gonna bump infrastructure week, isn't it?

22/8/2025, 5:42:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

i suspect not all voted for 'this' but they certainly voted for something...the mid-terms will help sort just how far white Christian nationalists have infected our public body, which will be helpful for the depth of purge and directing class warfare

22/8/2025, 3:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and stayed for everything that taste great with sawmill gravy...they lost the fatty regiment first on the free biscuits, the keto company fell next

22/8/2025, 2:20:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

in whinny slack jowl southern bitch voice with fat fucker white man rage...my heritage

22/8/2025, 12:45:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

it's all about eating healthy alternatives...hahaha, just kidding, its fat fucker comfort road food

21/8/2025, 11:28:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

tell me...my vivid stick figure sex reenactment drawings tend to go to dark places that explore the fetish side of sexual deviance where you certainly have to pay for it and quite often have to revisit during mandated therapy (no sick fuck couch jokes libs) sessions in the prison counseling center

21/8/2025, 7:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

the blue book reveals all

21/8/2025, 6:40:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

hard pass...for $25 bucks i expect more than a hundred BLANK pages (wtf, like i'm supposed to do the work?!?) and a faux leather case

21/8/2025, 6:27:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

democracy was nice while it lasted but there is no middle anymore...either they will rule uninterrupted and absolute, or they will be purged, war can have ugly and unintended consequences

21/8/2025, 3:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it will take years, but the legal receipts are being created in real time to many, many infractions...people who should know better are going to jail for this

20/8/2025, 10:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

what about the skin headed nazi wearing the tan suit...should he go full monochrome and pair with a brown shirt?

20/8/2025, 8:44:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck old people...let's go for the racist white youth vote [howard dean/rabid animal scream]

20/8/2025, 7:23:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

1 not murdered 2 odd burial 3 sketchy as fuck theory on what's buried in the grave...sir, what are your hiding?

20/8/2025, 12:08:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how envy smiles

20/8/2025, 12:03:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

today, but what about the next day when he changes his mind, or the day after that...appeasement and corruption, rinse repeat

20/8/2025, 12:00:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

fuck the govt, cocktail sauce has horseradish, natures ivermectin...chase some raw milk if yer wanna be ultra-super safe

19/8/2025, 10:41:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

he still dropping 'i want a fucking plane christmas hints' along with hitler architectural aspirations...elites are so sad

18/8/2025, 11:54:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

truth be told, i have a lot of fake trophies that i awarded myself for being a winner...that's how i mantlepiece

18/8/2025, 11:28:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

like a slow drip political suicide...and in all directions

18/8/2025, 10:26:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

wow, fancy boy sporting a nice set of curb stoppers...are those custom doc martens?

18/8/2025, 8:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

you should advertise this position on LinkedIn, go for the handyperson, driver and entrepreneurial mindset...but get that NDA!

18/8/2025, 8:19:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a fucking shit show...the president is a 14-year-old drama queen who needs her cell phone taken away

18/8/2025, 8:10:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

this is where they convince trump that a uke win opens better business deals across theater then anything russia can provide...bribe him with fake deals and that nobel prize he keeps crying about

18/8/2025, 7:36:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we all have fucked up at meetings before but there is no self-reflection, no improvement, no bottom with this guy...a president 'lurching' along to his own mania

18/8/2025, 7:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the his defense, the other two breeders he spawned the other 'family' with were in it for the $, not the parenting aspect of 'the deal'

18/8/2025, 7:14:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

Russian tanks are now flying the American flag. Disgraceful.

18/8/2025, 4:44:48 PM | 8102 3527 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

they know trump likes to play with maps and hand drawings...it will keep him pre-occupied so as to not distract when the adults in the room are talking

18/8/2025, 5:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

tell him he can have a nobel prize if he leads the defeat of orc invaders, it secures a grateful ukraine and new leader, a grateful nato, putin gets sacked and a new 'soviet' leader to do business with...then break the china-north korea alliance by bedding his asian boyfriend and kicking a panda

17/8/2025, 10:40:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trump makes everything ugly and hateful...this is the republican legacy

17/8/2025, 10:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"DOINK"

17/8/2025, 6:38:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he knows his people are low information voters...but this is just plain ole fashion fucking stupid

17/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nato needs to step up with air and ground defensive superiority in non-contested areas...untie the hand and let the uke's take back their homeland

16/8/2025, 6:40:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"we’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning"

16/8/2025, 2:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

the ss trump is sailing with icebergs and he won't be able to turn the economy and price escalation quickly enough before the mid-terms...maga is always a pissed off, fuck you type self-interest, but even they are not immune from a bad economy

15/8/2025, 9:28:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jesus h christ...this dude is lobbing rifled shots at 2.5 miles and hitting orc targets, Slava Ukraini

15/8/2025, 9:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

yep, and many, many more to come until this man and movement dies

15/8/2025, 8:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm only here for this guys' fan art, lovely wife and pet photos...what a follow!

15/8/2025, 7:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so the unfortunate earth vs space rock that killed the dinosaurs at the natl history museum, and the unfortunate space incident with the dead astronauts at the air & space museum will get white wash...fuck, what are thought police gonna do with the holocaust memorial museum?

14/8/2025, 7:19:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 11:43:51 AM | 1938 791 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm reading this during the penalty kicks...fucking hilarious

13/8/2025, 9:12:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE 'THE MEATS'

12/8/2025, 12:19:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

what...are you telling me he has small balls and is a needle dick bug fucker?

11/8/2025, 11:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ugghhmm...nice lungs

11/8/2025, 11:03:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, i'm sitting on a 7 day ban on reddit...the dumbest timeline

11/8/2025, 11:02:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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old man yelling at the sky...curse the clouds!!!

11/8/2025, 12:11:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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interetings defensive and offensive challenges to remote and autonomous suicide e-vehicles that will be used in war, terror and organized crime...bad bots

10/8/2025, 9:02:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

so, create a weak and unenforceable 'peace', have the uke's give up significant territorial concessions, have nato arm them to the teeth...these are not serious or moral people

10/8/2025, 5:46:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the two thought masters...aka: the woodworker and the axe man

9/8/2025, 11:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a remarkable and well thought through strategy for bringing closure to the institutional corruption and lawlessness that maga has unleashed. while our nation will never go back to normal --but trump's architects and political field generals must face justice and severe punishment

9/8/2025, 7:52:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jim Lovell was part of the earth rise crew with William Anders and Frank Borman...giants of humanity

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9/8/2025, 12:24:59 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like these types of solutions with a nice scalable design and distribution

9/8/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to have lived in simpler times...

8/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well, in that case...I WON'T be having the leopard burger

8/8/2025, 7:42:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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great, i have them both...so the price will come down when they merge right, right?

7/8/2025, 12:37:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sending in storm troopers to stop an incel doge boy beat down...sounds proportional

6/8/2025, 9:47:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who you calling fancy boy...caveman be cat calling

6/8/2025, 8:39:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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authoritarian systems use fuzzy math, especially when its cultural war measures...such inventiveness

1/8/2025, 9:36:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you ever tell your cats stories about human encounters for their reactions?

1/8/2025, 9:32:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he has palace envy...it's real

1/8/2025, 8:48:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the strategy of chaos, empty threats, and incoherency can be out whited with simple indifference since maga is also infighting like dear leader's tantrums

1/8/2025, 8:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

seriously, he looks like fucking shit and i for one, am joyful seeing his soulless body rot from within

1/8/2025, 6:43:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if i am into foreign and exotic woman that i befriended during the maga trade wars...i want a 'real' Canadian girlfriend!?!

1/8/2025, 6:05:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i long for the overly friendly proper English speaking Indian customer support conversations with a fellow human

1/8/2025, 5:55:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wir werden den palast mit einem trumpfturm krΓΆnen

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31/7/2025, 11:11:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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swearing rages are always good for sagging polling...3.5 years to go

31/7/2025, 10:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it won't...give the uke's air superiority and putin falls...god willing, literally

31/7/2025, 9:42:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sounds like a line from landman that really sums it up in plain spoke

31/7/2025, 2:54:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1 i would assume that Rupert Murdoch controls it = no clue 2 they are talking with us about doing something = not talking 3 they want to settle it = fuck off

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Blue Ghost's view of the moon at 100km altitude. -Credits: NASA

29/7/2025, 7:48:47 AM | 3271 556 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

seriously, for once, trump was actually fucking funny if he really said that for so many reasons

28/7/2025, 8:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok, but does ms. lindsey get first pick in the tar and feathering and high heel dance off?

28/7/2025, 7:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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only in that dead boy's dream...the one and only fucking speedy

28/7/2025, 7:10:37 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i knew it was not historical when PPSh-41 tommy gun appears with futuristic upgrades shooting nazi death lasers, that's not mythic...that's epic!!!

26/7/2025, 11:35:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Donovan Orville Gidcomb, The Celebrated D.O.G. (@thecelebrateddog.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Susan Glasser in The New Yorker yesterday.

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Profile picture factotom 😎 (@capeland.net) reply parent

happy weekend angry, i love seeing your posts when i have more time...plus it reminds to scroll friday's ama for my wisdom topoff

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