If I ever have a kid I'm naming it Sparkle, I dont care the gender
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If I ever have a kid I'm naming it Sparkle, I dont care the gender
a worm literally ate part of his fucking brain
SON OF A BITCH SHIT
those old words are meaningless now, these are the new words. For instance: I'm an "illegal" and "brownoid". These words won't be banned by social media and if you pop a dude in the mouth for using them, you get in trouble. Modern racism is this cowardly, pathetic, and clueless, cause we'll remember
does Tom have social media no reason just asking
YAAAAAS
Grandpa Sawyer had more ethics, ate better too
Horror fans are a breed apart. Anyone can be a fan of anime or rom coms, not everyone has the fortitude to sit through a Terrifier triple feature. It's built in, it can't be faked. It is really stupid of Lions gate, waste of money
I have so many conversations with myself like this, I don't care if someone thinks it's weird or creepy to talk to myself. Why wouldn't I? I'm the only one I truly trust
would anyone be surprised if I mentioned that "Reaganomics" were written by Wall Street and not by anyone on the presidents' cabinet. That Ronnie didn't have a fucking clue how government and world economics worked, he just handed the reigns over and went and had a seance w/Nancy the BJ queen
because drunk driving arrests are easy to prove and it's a multi-billion dollar industry. It makes money, is why. I hope everyone understands that there are much greater threats on the road than people who've had some drinks but they aren't sexy enough for the people who exploit tragedy.
www.fda.gov/food/alerts-...
and the WSJ put a public health announcement behind a paywall, psychotic sons of bitches motherfuckers, don't post from that trash heap
fair enough
One thing bigots love to do is miss the point entirely, then change the subject you better check yourself
if we can't accept an apology and especially one that asks for the right answers, then we aren't any better than the actual bigots
almost $2 mil an episode. goddam, he doesn't have to tell cbs to fuck themselves, he can just lazily smile from his corner suite
no but I think if you accidently trip over "something" and smash it every time you're in the grocery, you can't be found at fault. You know, accidents happen
his words are worth far less than the people who've suffered those losses
attack dog now a lap dog
Oh god, I only ever had one suite with a neurosurgeon and they literally had to rotate scrub techs in and out about every 10 minutes because this son of a bitch was so insufferable. I flat refused to work with him
He's a cardiothoracic surgeon, even the knee replace guys make fun of those dicks, they know nothing about medicine aside from their very specific skillset - former surgical tech
this sounds like, among many other things, a perfect way to help lonely autistic friends as well. Just sitting there expecting chit-chat is evil hell sort of feeling for us, but if we can go somewhere and walk and talk while trading info-advice-recipes MY GOD that sounds awesome
I think the Urban Dictionary is just "the Dictionary" now.
That's funny, I have Hyperphantasia and Synesthesia and I don't, really can't, learn that way. Cute title for their company
nothing in our lifetime will not be monetized, not even our jokes *snarls* *barks* *dolphin sounds*
Neither Mi Abuela never used it in her cooking, none of us ever asked. I've never come across it in family style mexican cooking. It doesn't taste like soap, I just don't like it
also we haven't even hit midterms yet by a whiiiilllee.
he's the biggest threat to public health since they killed Washington by bleeding him to death
I mean...how far back do we need to go?
Being a bad liar wasn't polling well, we need to adjust perspective
remember on Young Guns when they all took peyote because Chavez thought it would tell them which way to go but they all went chasing giant chickens and throwing up all over the place? That's basically the history of the Internet #Internet #YoungGuns #ImSickOnAFriday
This has absolutely nothing to do with immigration, this has everything to do with white national!sm
hmm, wonder who they're going to talk about
anyone who joins up now is a blithering idiot, of course, I said the same thing in 2006
hell yeah those were my fav
I always wonder who lives in those corner or peak apartments. Are they like really old people who have lived there so long they're only paying like $800 or are they young hedge fund douches? More interesting to think about than to know
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
#HorrorMovies lead the way
honestly this would be a good thing to do, if all the best researchers hand't just quit because he's a fucking moronic twat waffle, but here we are. C'est la vie
rehab doesn't work and people still think of it as a cure, which is tragic because when people inevitably relapse, it's usually worse than when before they went to rehab, and many OD's are a direct result of that perceived failure. Offer to be present when they use, best advice. Keep them safe.
DO YOU FEEL SAFER YET
i love that in all their convoluted story lines they're smart enough to go back to their roots and do a straight monster episode every now and then
I'm one of them. I've been around firearms my whole life, as long as I can remember, and this bullshit now would not have been tolerated by the men of my childhood. These damn fools walking into restaurant with a loaded rifle, stupid SOB's
damn, that stings
Are vaccines safe? Let’s ask a guy who has put live animals in a blender to make food for his hawks and injects an illicit tanning drug that the pharmaceutical industry chose not to try to take to market for humans because it caused sexual aggression in rodents.
these are people who's skill set and education are nearly unmatched in the 8 billion people in the world. They'll easily find work in the EU or any other country, except the US, we just shot all of our top generals. god I hope they steal all of their research as they leave.
that guy looks really uncomfortable, it's not just me right? you see him he's like the guy standing on plastic when the mafia takes the hood off him
so would my non-vaccine related autism
and yet the power company still wants marrow with their bone
I taught myself how to use my senses, I love being autistic, it doesn't have to be anxiety and panic and being constantly overwhelmed. Our OS just has to have code added to it, now it's a ferrari that can drive up boulders.
and really if an apocalypse happens he'll be the first one dead because of neighbors and, I mean, his entire town where he lives probably knows about this. I were him I'd only have one bullet for each of them just for a last laugh
lulz bsky.app/profile/flam...
does this count as a legal precedent? can we all throw sandwiches at LE now? This could get really creative....
i know, my imagination is it's own rabbit hole sometimes though
obsessed much? I know I'm pretty but trot on little doggie
you've been saying the same arguments that the liberals have been making for over 20 years, the liberals who have done exactly fuck all, then you post this. wow
cleanin shittin sweepin moppin choppin totin smokin livin laughin lovin
such sour cunts you ppl are, you lost to TRUMP, TWICE and i'm the one you cry about
so you don't know what the word 'fact' means but you pretend like you do MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
arguing about facts that are most definitely not facts but your dumb parroting of corporate propaganda that liberas forced you. How MAGA
fuck off then, I don't care what your opinion is especially because you're spouting liberal propaganda in my feed
I voted but that's a stupid argument, always has been, it only works against you
she knows that there are more than a billion muslims, right? three times as many as there are Americans, right?
it's not a coincidence
why does this look like a white guy is telling a brown guy about black women?
mine just looks like a bunch of multicolored bean bags undulating in the back of my mind and those are concepts and the reason I talk to myself all day is because I'm translating those concepts into words so I can hopefully talk about them with someone later.
you got what they wanted
oh, well that's disappointing. But at least people will still be able to give themselves to christ in the parking lot
"Welcome to Kyoto, the anagram lovers Tokyo" -most underrated joke on Futurama
exactly who doesn't think this is outright murder, again?
that no one in Congress is doing anything about it shows how grossly unfit all of you motherfuckers are
he has far-right wing money and he still can't get laid
OMFG, I don't know why, but that just made me laugh harder then anything I've see in weeks. I think it might have been psychosis laughter, all this is just so unimaginably ridiculous I don't know what else to do
I just want to point out that that same brand dog shampoo works on humans too (and it's AWESOME)
it sucks how much of professional sports is all about merchandising
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
I forgot that wasn't just in "the bad exorcist movie"
so are the signs just going to be light boards with gay sex? the food must be amazing
is he really wearing a beret? how gauche, and in LA too...
a splash of sea salt or a good oil dip also
that's what saved my day! Cheers.
sure it was just that one thing, nothing else, this isn't reductionist at all, only you matter. cheers.
I always grow tomatoes and basil together. Romas are my favorite, but if you get some really good quality crackers, fresh tomato from garden, a havarti or gruyere, fresh ground pepper, and a slightly crushed basil leaf... and get just a little high My god, man...
I don't care if you're queer, why even bring it up? is avoiding relevancy your job?
it isn't and never was about Kamala or even for that matter Hilary being female, it has to do with Dem leadership believing their base to be too stupid to understand them, and that they need billions from corporations to stay in power, also they don't do shit, they don't fight, they don't care
David Graeber warned a few years back about the dangers of so-called "Centrist" politicians.
if you work at FEMA and get transferred - GO. And do everything you can to undermine their efforts all day and night. Fuck them up, let them be baffled and confused, smile and say "do you need me to do anything else?"
stick your head back in the sand you useless fucking republican
Has anyone pointed out that the day this happened Trump did NOT unleash the National Guard until he was basically forced to
we sure as shit can't count on the Dems to do anything thats for sure
thanks but I prefer to do things that work
I wish I was god for ten seconds so I could instill in these people the eternal shame and embarrassment they so deserve
ESCAPE PLEASE
I usually get my vaccines in September, but maybe this year it'd be a good idea to step up the timeline
I usually get my vaxxes in September, maybe I'll step up the timeline just to be safe.
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the worst place I ever lived, in Canyon County, Idaho, the Sheriff was the most corrupt I've ever seen, almost comically so because it's so obvious. They did this every time. I got charged with a misdemeanor then felony assault, I said "we're going to trial then" 24 hours both were dropped.
Just with Lucifer too. He wasn't the Snarky, full of comedic wit in the beginning, and playing his "meat suit" in the beginning was so heartbreaking. To start with that and go to where he ends up, is definitely range. Far wider than most A list stars and more believable