Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable this is now a kpdh stan account
created November 13, 2024
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Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
I would like to inform Eric Schmitt that my family has been here longer than his (OG PA Dutch represent although not too hard because I haven't dug into their history yet), so by that right he can gargle my nads
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Anyone who says Pets Mart is a fed
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a game changer.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ngl if she signs with AEW, I'm buying her first piece of merch
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yo WHAT. She's already got monster pedigree and now she's working with him? That's gonna be absurd, absolutely no ceiling in sight with her
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
About goddamn time he saw some consequences
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well he saw what WWE did to Sin Cara with an evil twin gimmick, I'd skip that too
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Your voting record says otherwise.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it took about 2 weeks to work? Am I thinking of a different poison?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
"the cankles won." DJT
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes, it's the simple things like eggs and toast. If you enjoy duck eggs, try finding Rhea eggs. I have yet to find any but supposedly they make the CREAMIEST omelette.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't promote content that benefits transphobes financially, big homie
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC it's unfair that you're this good at this. Like we can tell that you mean every word, that's the best part.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoyed the same but I did a LOT of pasta dishes. I may have come up with my new favorite white sauce and I can't stop eating it.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well damn Alex
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Holy shit doesn't Putin's polonium poison cause you to violently shit yourself when it kicks in, and you need to get rid of the linens immediately? And they were pitching black bags out the window? I saw someone point out the timing and goddamn. That would be nice.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
I'm calling it Putin poisoned him and it just kicked in
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
As they should, they've been on fire
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the odds that ChatGPT wrote the whole thing?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare you Andy I'm so angry
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
My man the best advice I've been given on this app is that we have a block button for a reason, and to never hesitate to use it so you can maintain your peace. So goddamn happy if you stay but we get it if you don't.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh gdi, that's not the kind of sloppiness we need right now. Like they're fighting the good fight but that's an annoying misstep
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Out here looking like Danny de Vito on the hunt for purity
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you considered that trans people can see this, and know that you don't care about them?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of time I sank into this series as a kid. Astronomical. This takes me back, and I'm only 38. Thanks for the unexpected smile today, Phil.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for them to pick up another bald guy so we can lil Claudio too. There's already a lil Mox and a lil Danielson.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
GET EM OLGA
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the perfect follow up. Excellent job honoring the OGs.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Do sin eaters ever get to pick the flavor?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic news. This is the first time I've discovered someone who knows about them in the wild so hearing a great review makes me feel better. I can't wait to hit their recipe book hard, my delivery date is Wednesday.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Making your own refried beans is a GAME changer. I just recently got into the Rancho Gordo Bean Club specifically so I could make a wider variety. If I can get them to look like yours, I'm doing it right.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone pointed out that these pictures are several years old
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I exchange a very large platter of perfectly cooked pork chops in lieu of money for tickets? 🤤
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Started wearing a headband at work to keep my hair out of my face instead of a hat. It would be great if middle aged women could stop making remarks about how "they make headbands for men now"
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah I read it all before I posted that. Yet another resistlib.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit you should go away after that last comment.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not voting for anyone who throws homeless and trans folk under the bus and you can't force me to. Pritzker is doing everything Newsom is doing, just without the memes. All business.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Like... The only jobs that should be in person are jobs that literally require it - trades, retail, food service, legal, etc. the rest should be optional at most, fuck The commercial real estate market
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Oh shit it's been a while Anybody hear from Jill Stein lately? Hell, check in on Cornel West while we're at it
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
So why can't they talk about certain things? A real incubator wouldn't put limits on commentary
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh... Calling it a hit piece is a bit of a stretch coming from y'all. Is that poor word choice or a hit dog hollering?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a concerted effort by Chorus to push the Newsom Will Save Us narrative.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all gotta let that talking point go and accept that an uncomfortable part of our country are terrible people. Once you do that, it's a LOT easier to fight
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzker is just Newsom but he takes care of trans and homeless homies instead of either ignoring or outright vilifying them.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, perfect opportunity for a weird No Ring event. That stinks, I've been there.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'know what? This is pretty good. He said he's willing to learn, that's a hell of a lot more than most celebrities say after a shit show like his.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
This man is claiming to be a scientist. That is a lie.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If you support anything RFK Jr does, you are neither thoughtful, informed, or a scientist You're just a plague enthusiast
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Liz he's already stolen from kids with cancer once, this shouldn't be a surprise
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like the bragging rights attached to this one might be pretty cool.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
It's much more fun in a regular tabletop with a lenient DM. I once literally flooded a man's brain by accident because of several critical fails and the DM wanting to see this specific scene happen.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
At one point? King of the midcard. Now? He's just waiting his turn for a big shot
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
My friend based on what limited Indian cinema I've seen (RRR being the most recent), none of what you said is surprising.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
The way you talk about Indian TV and movies and all the wild shit that happens there makes me want to start consuming more Indian media. I have a huge backlog of movies to go through, gotta get to that
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I want you to know that the Guy Economy is alive and well in certain parts of the country. I have several Guys, and I know I'm the Food Guy for entirely too many people.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I've only recently jumped on the Fox Train (down the AR Foxhole, if you will), and goddamn. I've been consuming his old matches like oxygen, I don't think he'll ever get the respect he deserves.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
You're welcome! I found out about them last week.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah I'm just gonna buy the Zenni glasses that block facial recognition
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so sorry man. I've seen all your posts about that pooch, and the good news is that you can solace in the fact that you loved the hell out of that dog every day she had you, and she loved you all the same. This shit ain't fair
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the only reason why I haven't started screaming BODY DOUBLE from the rooftops.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
No argument there, he's 80 years old
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah that could be from weight stuff. Noses don't change without surgery or MAJOR body issues
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
The nose is wrong.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah man, I had that thought before I saw all the weirdos post it. It really doesn't look like him. I'm not foaming at the mouth waiting for it, but like...
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news, it looked nothing like him. So either he's really not doing great or he took a page from Putin and got a body double
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
That isn't Donald Trump
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it's a trash AI company soooooo
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh go away with that nonsense. The only people who say that shit are middle aged white women and stoned college kids
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Fun fact that is related to this! If you heat a pot of salt up to 300 degrees (much lower than the battery thing), you can actually fry food in it. Salt frying requires a very careful hand, because getting any of that salt on you is going to HURT.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Alright, time for a serious post. You aren't obligated to do the emotional labor of anyone else unless you are a willing participant. Take care of yourselves in times like these. You don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
See I said the same thing with Trish winning but wanted Trish v Yuka in the finals.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh. Imagine Jericho with Lee and Blake, feuding with Bill and Keith. Learning Tree 2.0 vs OG
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm on the other side, he's only believable as a heel to me. Now, if they're gonna do it with a partner, I'm game if it's someone young that needs it, like Griff Garrison or even Blake Christian.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I'm as white as you are and I need you to stop. There's an old adage here A hit dog will holler
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna check out the video after work tho, just to see what's good
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I've learned a lesson from watching Jericho in AEW. He's not going away, so we may as well push for what he's good at - more insufferable heel shenanigans. I think he needs the Sting method at this point, hook him up with a young up and comer as a tag team.
Razor (@sugarazor.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Who's left for them to burn? Disney is about to learn the same lesson Viacom, Universal, the CW, and Fox have all learned. Who's left? WWE Smackdown! This Fall on Howdy by Roku!
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Like that's not even beer money, considering he's paying in monthly. If anything, this proves that not only is he enabling fascism, he's actively bad at it
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Brooooooo instant fail
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wtf
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry the what
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Homie if you have Olivia Juliana on payroll, the entire system is a joke
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
I guess we found that dem dark money
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
it's time for either the broiler or the highest setting your oven has until the skin is bubbling and nicely browned. This method works better on whole birds, but it will absolutely work on spatchcocked birds - just keep a closer eye on temp and time.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
When making whole birds, my secret move is to completely buck the system. Blast it with high heat for 20 or so min. Doing this helps tighten up the skin so you have less moisture loss and a more tender bird. After that, drop it down to low and slow until you hit your magic number, then
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yo the memes of TK ripping fat lines and screaming out matches should be epic *Snnnnnnrt* 3 WAY TORNADO TAG SERPENTICO AND ANGELICO VS THE INFANTRY VS SUNSHINE MACHINE *snnnnnnnrt* ATHENA IN A GAUNTLET TO RETAIN HER TITLE, AGAINST TRISH ADORA, VERTVIXEN, BOZILLA, AND MAKI ITOH
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm right goddamn here, Bill.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Beyond freaked out by happy HOOK
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no reason to think this other than history, but if it ends up being Jericho I'm done. He randomly shows up whenever former Inner Circle guys have a mystery partner
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no words for my jealousy. I love every anteater-shaped animal and I may cry if I ever get to pet literally any of them. These lil dough balls are so goddamn cute
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's gonna happen, holy shit that would be such poetry
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care what they say. www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocking that they're helping. I don't care how much good they do, they willingly let LGBTQ2s+ folk die from the cold and hunger.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social)
Nah we're done with this. IMHO touching kids like this makes them persona non grata. Like they didn't want to be called Nazis, but they keep acting like Nazis.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocking. It's still fuck the SA all day but that's nice
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean stop saying dumb stuff and we won't respond in kind
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Me or the skeet I quoted?
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhhhh I have never once in my life heard that until now. Not on TV, not on social media, no where. You're making shit up.
Chef Diogenes (@chefdiogenes.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit me too as of Monday. Zoloft has wrecked me.