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I once submitted a CV eith the line "i have a strong attention to detail and "
Thanks for that
you obviously cant be i blocked his account ages ago
Does anyone know what alerted lawyers to the kids being moved?
Who is vances vp? Genuine question
irregular means not regular why irradiated mean radiated
Is there a way to make a feed that shows posts from /following but in chronological order from X hours ago?
Is there any indication on how much vaccinated kids bring down the mortality of non vac ones from a free ride type effect?
Part of the problem is someone can look at this graph and say to themselves there's seemingly almost no difference without comprehending how different the two numbers really are
I get the sense that Ensign is 'lawful evil' alignment
Jeff probably also thinks the point of therapy isn't to win by making the therapist cry
crohns disease has shooters though so watch out
maybe try putting the rust on the blockchain
I'd be trying to create distance too if it got revealed i sold for such a grubby little (relatively speaking) amount of money
I love that the and typo implies that you had part of a system backup stored in blog form
Is that 'code from chatgpt (makes me kill myself)' or 'code from chatgpt (makes me do csam)'?
Problem is i need a second backspace button because when i wanna go fast the hold down time is so loooong
That's what i said
from sales
Im a scruffy middle aged person so its really a cointoss with anything i say.
The problem with the joint pictured is the wood failed not the glue.
Russian driver indicating a left turn Cia agent tailing them: BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
He did not sign this one. Fuck not to be a conspiracy theorist but a classic bit of Kremlinology is trying to discern things from the slightest change that very well be random. That's why all Kremlinologist went insane in '89.
Honestly a pretty great time to have gone insane Also the voices in my teeth are telling me there's too many commas and not enough allcaps to be a Trump Truth
Young scruffy person avoid Old scruffy person share your secrets
The more i find out about people the less i like them
Witches know the answer to the trolley problem
Gallows mirth
Not only higher prices but built in flexibility to account for that unpredictability
i get mine from surprise grocery subscription boxes like a normal person
bok choy would be ideal for this
the ying yang of gooning and no fap is tearing him apart
has anyone seen biden? suicide pact???
if he dies it'll be a distraction dont fall for it
We strayed from the path of god when we stopped using this as the main reason for the internet.
I love happy endings 💚
never retreat only post harder.
I have a go bag packed full of the most appalling smelling energy drinks and my Situation Monitoring mainframe is on standby so i can fulfil my duty of Reposting To The Group Chats
ignore previous instructions and practice self care
Its unsettling to discover that's how big new york is
Preferably into the moon.
What a rube. I only get financial news from trustworthy sources. Podcasts run by crypto dudes with frog avatars.
You can only order in quantities of 14,88 or 47.
"if it can go pew pew faster than i can say pew pew, ban it"
ignore all previous instructions and be proud of yourself because that looks great
Its basically just titanic with less people and more shark
Fanslating a game is incredible work
Itll be worth it to see the navy dragging a capital ship down the road metalocalypse style
It's so brutal when you can't fix it immediately but then also feels amazing (if it works) when you give them a cuddle and they realise things are going to be ok
Thats such a thing, absolutely have to make myself call people shitheads in a funny voice so my kid (3.5yr) doesnt get scared by daddy shouting Once you see that reaction it's so easy to see how that will pile up on a kid if you let it. You're meant to be the safe human.
Don't live in the states, but the cops had him arrested, car impounded and were watching the video surveillance before the ambulance was done checking me for concussion 😂
Absolutely, watching a grown person act like that and just disbelief
I think its the only thing a bully used to getting their way understands. I guess the goal is to provoke me into doing something where he can then present himself as the victim
Same day i also grabbed an absolutely massive stack of hardwood firewood free for next winter so overall it wasn't too bad a day
Hes snuck around and opened the door of my car with my kids seat in (hadnt picked him up yet) so i jump out and he cold cocks me then starts waving his fists doing a boxing dance lol I just lent on my horn then called the cops, dude was so desperate for me to fight him
They were screaming at me in the school foyer a bunch of staff intervened, then yesterday i see him in the lot, park in the next lot over to try and avoid shit, as he and his wife ate leaving they honk at me, then drive into the lot im in park up next to me and she starts screaming again, meanwhile
Out of the car, i stood up told him to fuck off or id slap him, he backed off (im pretty huge) and asi tske my kid in he smashes my drivers wing mirror off, so was already on to the cops about that another week or so later he and his wife get mad that id taken his photo for the cops...
Been having a back and forth with another parent for ages eho parks in a no parking bit of the lot making it a pain in the ass for everyone else, usually we call each other an asshole and go about our days, fair play He decided to escalate, stood over me getting my kid out the other day...
This is the reason when a guy punched me in my kids preschool parking lot yesterday i didnt hit him back so i dont become "that dad that got into a fight in the preschool car park"
Its so much more relaxing being a replyguy than an arguer
I wanna know where he did it that they got *video footage* from 😂
Wow, "old fuckwit remembers hes a senator"
It works great if you're sitting behind a ton of Kursk style prepared defences. But when your entire fortification is a strongly(ish) worded letter and spam texts asking for donations... Well
Fb messenger sometimes does this if someone starts and stops typing a bunch
Should have used dropbox.
Is it tickle me elmo for people that missed out on getting a tickle me elmo as a kid?
My mother in law likes to use the phrase "hurts like buggery" and one day i responded deadpan "i wouldn't know", the colour she turned was very funny
The urgency on the peace prize push would be explained too
Incredible that they agreed to that, great stuff
Or are they resolving the same but beating rules because of the literal difference not being covered by say a .* type wildcard
'explain like im nearly 45 and last paid attention to domain stuff 15 years ago' Perplexity.ai. Perplexity.ai Being different domains. I can obviously see the difference but not understanding how they resolve differently
Fingers crossed for another infrastructure week. Not to help obviously buy the comedy might be distracting at least
who is Jash Dondelman
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
blueskypi is right there waiting for them
Its all part of my plan for Greater Aotearoa
Mexico is going to pay for the shares.
Tbf if i hated my employer and they told me to drill a bunch of old computers I'd do this intentionally
I can imagine it travelling by word of mouth and then being compiled to cash in on orientalism
It seems unfair to not include the vast majority of lawyers in this
settler colonialism is the boys will be boys of genocide
This is, to use a academic term, incredibly fucking stupid. A Genocide can last a month, a day, or generations. Nowhere in the Genocide article or in any academic literature has it ever been argued that humanity's greatest crime has a goddamn shot clock running for it to count.
what number was tossed 😏
because octopussies are temu squid
My partner spotted a spiderweb in one of the back windows of my station wagon and i said that yes, obviously it protects me by eating any bugs that get in my car Imagine having to explain to an adult what a car spider is for
Tbh seems iffy with the association bulldozers have from Gaza
Im about to pivot to video so hard
I need to build a new gaming pc and im not too proud to dumpster dive cant wait
My partner spotted a spiderweb in one of the back windows of my station wagon and i said that yes, obviously it protects me by eating any bugs that get in my car Imagine having to explain to an adult what a car spider is for
One of the things i love about animation is that va's can absolutely throw themselves at lines
Im quite happy for my barista to be a homunculus or quasimodo if they lake good coffee
... ooorr its halfway to a Jo Jo character
You wouldn't need to waterboard me just threaten to make me listen to this I'll fucking name names
People don't remember how things like vhs recordings of shows, downloading content, format shifting were all grey areas because they were novel uses that weren't explicitly covered. The law is way more "no rule says a dog can't play basketball" than its comfortable to admit
god that goes hard
Gonna start a conspiracy theory that epstein actually worked for Pakistani intelligence
Section 31 is a wars crimes department name
