I’d like to hire you as my dietician, please.
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I’d like to hire you as my dietician, please.
From your lips to gods ears.
That’s fair.
And he sounds like he’s been hot railing syphilis.
Hopefully all of this while wearing CK 1.
Peace Patrols! Hey, #veterans , would you be interested?
Not rare in this administration. While the bar to return an indictment is low, it’s not so low that no evidence is required. The Trump DOJ rarely has evidence.
Why? I don’t see any issues with honoring the murdered.
Meanwhile, white Ken Paxton, who listed three places all as his primary residence, is completely off the radar. Hmm…
Just in case anyone thinks cruelty isn’t the point.
You really brought me back into the fold with the Hydrox offer.
He feels entitled to a Nobel prize since Obama received one. So he tells this lie and expects his staff to repeat it.
They were frantically whispering “Tell Trump we thank him for his attention to this matter.”
Consider it done. The clapping, not the novel. I’ll see myself out! 🤣
They’re soooooo close.
Seems someone is worried the DOJ might reopen if they don’t prostrate themselves enough. Fuck Ogles.
We did at least get an ending in the form of the HBO series, so it’s not the same as it would otherwise be. Honestly, the last book was released a year after I met my now wife of 13 years, and the series ended six years ago. While I would read the book, I’m not breathlessly awaiting it.
Krasnov makes reports as Krasnov is ordered to do.
That’s amazing
God I was hoping for a “will be wild” in there.
Blocked. F that guy.
In his defense, 1,677 days to learn such a simple thing might be the fastest he’s ever managed.
Or, imagine Stephen Miller envisioning the idea that if Trump federalizes DC a few times that he can simply ignore outcries when he tries that with NYC or LA and says “we’ve done it before, so we gave the authority” knowing that MAGA won’t get the difference between DC and a state.
Assuming he’s just floating a trial balloon here.
Hingle McCringelberry
Great story!
We have a street named for him in Milwaukee. It’s kind of a cool thing to think about when I’m in that area.
If you’re one of those ACAB folks, I challenge you to read the autobiographies of @libradunn1.bsky.social and @michaelfanone.bsky.social and rethink how you got here.
He’s up there looking for Willie’s weed.
Is any of this even real. What does it say on the hat/shirt?
Probably most of his family. Hold the probably.
Are you certain the number is THAT LOW?
There's not much difference between telling people they can shower so you can poison them in gas chambers and telling people they can get food so you can shoot them at aid sites.
Pretty much every day for the past decade, yes.
And also it was nearly 3 min and also they have the full footage.
That’s what I did and it worked since I’ve now been married nearly 13 years.
Pretty regularly. We finally figure out how to avoid dying like medieval peasants, then we start expanding culture and standard of living just in time for some assholes to start a war on scientific progress.
Lest Darkness Fall remains a favorite.
Darling companion…
I didn’t know there was a “foreign politicians quoting @flavorflav.bsky.social to indicate they won’t participate in fascism” phase of resisting Authoritarian A-holes, but here we are. And wow am I HERE FOR IT.
If your goal is to defeat minimalism, then you are winning. 🤣
I think the word “first” should be at the end of Falstaff’s sentence.
Don’t do it! 🤣
Clearly you are wiser than I. It is known. 😊
I love the 2X spicy buldak noodles
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
So maybe eight hours away from “Obama invited the aliens to spy on my campaign.” Sweet.
And yet for Trump it was enough for him to say he doesn’t know who David Duke is even though there’s plenty of evidence showing he does. Can anyone spot any differences between, say, Trump and Mamdani?
Of suicide? 😳
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
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Not until now, but, um, yeah.
Ate here recently. lucyethiopianrestaurant.com Wow. Definitely recommend the coffee with full ceremony!
My wife, who used to own a charcuterie business, will probably make me throw out your books if she sees this, so I’m currently glad she’s not on the Sky! 🤣
Is Pantene still a thing or am I just old? 🤣
I like how they call it coke with real cain sugar in glass bottles instead of Mexican Coke, which is what it is. Hmm. Wonder why.
Most developed countries pay less per capita than the USA for healthcare and have longer life expectancy and healthcare outcomes in general. It’s insane that we resist this because our paid for politicians keep pushing the insurance model.
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You do now. 😊
This is a wonderful idea!
I learned from my niece that people who eat spicy food have a 14% chance of living longer. So, if you switch out those Good N’ Plenty’s for Hot Tamales, that’s just healthy.
Reminds me of the Castle Grayskull toy from when i was a kid.
I’m not sure you’ll grasp the difference between M and K even if you live to be C.
We knew these idiots like to claim Biden was President in 2020 during the onset of the pandemic. Hear me out, though. Maybe they haven’t been deflecting. Maybe they’re just really, really stupid.
Honestly, it feels fine.
Thanks, Governor.
I love the fantasy these people force themselves into to pretend that CA depends on the Feds, lol
Sleep sounds delightful, but sadly my brain is like “Nah. Fuck that.”
I fucking loved ALF. The cats feel otherwise.
Yes, but *middle aged white guy randomly muttering about unrelated things*
Kristi’s going to outer space hopefully!
While we’re at it, pay folks an actual living wage.
I kinda like them at airports. I like being able to get my order in ASAP when time is immutable. Other than that they’re just weird. Not Ken Paxton weird. Just regular weird.
In his defense that was a pretty hot couch, and definitely promiscuous!
Make the bastard deny it. Right on!
This entire thread was RIVETING. Thank you.
How surprising they just out themselves by saying “secret police.” Yeah, Dog-shooting Surgically Altered Barbie, we know you really wish you could just call them Gestapo.
Was listening to the latest Cleanup on Aisle 45 with @muellershewrote.com and @libradunn1.bsky.social and damn near lost my mind laughing at the end. You should listen too. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
If you find that out I need two favors. 1. Please tell me! 2. Please don’t tell my wife. She tells me I am absolutely not allowed to start a crow army.
I was absolutely being sarcastic, which I incorrectly assumed the laugh reacts and Donny Diaper Load would convey. 😊
The old guard of the Dems hates the idea of more progressives getting elected. MAGA, well, you know.
If you ever need a co-conspirator you won’t have to look far.
I think the Trump voters in red states that will be most affected by extreme weather events will be happy that Noem wants to fire FEMA people who “don’t like” the current administration. Better to have loyalty rather than competence. Do they realize this is just insane?
They’re not exactly subtle.
Ok, done. I have to say I loved how the story was presented in layers. Every time I understood what was going on something else was introduced. The ending was both very much anticipated yet not quite as expected. If, like me, you want to read more by folks from different backgrounds, start here.
I’m about halfway through and I think it’s a captivating novel so far. I know what I’ll be doing for much of the day.
Bold indeed! I love quads.
Americans rather. Not “America”
That’s not socialism. It’s social democracy, and I think we should be willing to admit there is a difference. I believe Mamdani can use his political stances to advance this same thinking in NYC. Let’s go America!🇺🇸
Has it ever been proven otherwise?
You think saying it’s hopeless, along with calling AG a coward, is encouraging others to act? I…disagree.
Trump supporters accuse others of this any time the other person is critical in any way of Trump. “He’s caging children and separating them from families. He shouldn’t do that.” MAGAt “He lives rent free in your head.” As though they can finger point their way out of us seeing they’re in a cult.
Will there be Timbits?
Going to get real interesting when MAGAts get to the “Obama is coming for your guns” part of Every Accusation is a Confession.
So you admit that if each person owned roughly 666 farms that this is true. He just lives rent free in your head, doesn’t he. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (there aren’t enough laugh reacts in the world for Donny Diaper Load.
Notice how so many of them pledge to give away all or most of their wealth after they die. Be generous now. Kudos to those who are.
Can we join Canada please? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social - y’all got us?
This just in, the percentage Dems (politicians) are stupid as fuck remains remarkably high.
