C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
oh i didn't read it! i just know that's what it is.
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oh i didn't read it! i just know that's what it is.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
one weird trick to stop genAI from making you witless--unhinged tech billionaire grifters hate it!
Fiasco the cat (@fiascothecat.bsky.social) reposted
Okay so... Fiasco can explain It am not GOOD explanation mind u But can definitely explain if u have an OPEN MIND
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
there's absolutely an agenda right in front of it. yelling really loudly, in fact.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
It’s giving 1930s dustbowl
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I’m gonna need everybody to be a fuck of a lot more bold than this, because this cover has plans for the women i caucus with, and FUCK ALL OF THAT.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
I don’t know where to begin. It’s hideous. Not just the poorly fitted dress designed for never setting foot past the chicken coop, the frowzy, post washboard scrubbing hair, the lipstick that’s been bitten off with worry about the bills. This is the invisible woman slouching on the cover of fashion.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
I know why neurodivergent people go into waiting mode and that is because there is no time more perfectly suited to lock in and forget everything than “i still have 45 minutes before i have to leave for my appointment” (Yes i chased the focus dragon) (Yes im going to be late)
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
It’s in harmony with my objections too. I’m glad it was written.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
The absolute fucking nerve.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
The cackle i let out was so bitch coded it had shoulder pads
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
The school librarian did not like it when I said that.
Sam J Miller (@sentencebender.bsky.social) reposted
THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING A JOHN CHU NOVELLLLLLLLLLL
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
“You are supposed to take for granted that it must be useful somewhere, to someone, for something, eventually. People who are rich and smart and respected are saying so, and it would be arrogant to disagree with such people.” People have been calling me arrogant since I was nearly six. I’ll live.
Geoffrey Hughes (@geofffhughes.bsky.social) reposted
The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
It’s been two hours. Did you put heating aid batteries in your purse?
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
And taxing the crap* out of the nauseatingly rich? *like 3 or 5%
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Why? Why should she run? Does she actually have policies that make sense? Has she been involved in community action? Does she have a good reason, like an actually good one?
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
underage woman is ridiculous, an obvious absurdity. what on earth. like calling women females is big ferengi warning and referring to an adult woman as a girl is "I never think of women as people" (calling someone girl directly is...tonal) but "underage woman" is 100% Hubert Humbert nonsense
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
YES
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
i am supposed to come back for a follow up to see if i need an adjustment on the first two and then also start T. It's coming!
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I don't know why I feel so good right now. I put the gel on three hours ago and I am weirded out by how light I feel. emotionally. mentally. I am in a good mood and it's not being dragged down what is happening?
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
...that's amazing. oh hydrogen, I can't wait
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
Hey follow-up question how fast does it work? I got shit to do
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
It's really too bad we can't just give him a bedazzler and a scrapbook
Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala.bsky.social) reposted
I have a new book out today! It's a Sapphic steampunk western adventure about the dashing Karen Memery riding to the rescue as Annie Oakley's stunt double in a beleaguered early movie!
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
GET THIS BOOK PLEASE I'M FREAKING OUT IT'S SO GOOD IT'S SO DARK IT'S SO STRANGE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I'M RATIONING IT BECAUSE IF I FINISH THIS BOOK AND THERE'S NO ONE TO YELL WITH I WILL BE SAD HELP
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
too right!
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
FINALLY! Happy HRT day to me. Estrogen gel and pregesterone pills. I need to do headache tracking to bring to my follow up may my memory come back from the fish tank
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I wonder if i could get the same results using a braising pot in the oven, but i can’t test that until it gets cold
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
it's not fully automatic but i've settled for a slow cooker on low and getting up to stir them every hour when i'm getting another water. it takes all day, but it's pretty low-effort
Madame Askew ➡️ Convalescing with cats (@madameaskew.bsky.social) reposted
Aaaaaaahhhh!!! Congratulations!!! I adore this series! What a perfect gift to readers for Sapphic September! Really, go out, pick up this book, and treat yourself to a wonderful read. If you haven't started the series yet, I'm so excited for you to meet these incredible characters
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Um. The answer to that question depends on which kids you are visualizing while asking the question. Next gen wasn’t the first time I saw leVar Burton on tv.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Yeah I never saw sister act. I got a vibe, never went to see it. But i saw all the movies you mentioned and I saw her standup.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Mulroney basically destroyed using trains to travel. I used to take the train to Vancouver from Edmonton because it was cheaper than flying, a bit, but also because I loved 27 hours of safe independence. I think it was $75 for a berth?
Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted
On this Labor Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I can never figure out when to use that plural form
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Why are all these doofuses exactly the same doofus
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Ernie doesn’t have a deadline coming up
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Just me freestyling my ire
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I had to trace this back to the start just to make sure you didn’t really just walk into room 12a to buy an argument
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
*stares in western Canadian* what train?
Meg Elison (@megelison.bsky.social) reposted
My newsletter is on Buttondown, which was easy to import and use. If you have questions, I'm happy to help. Get off Substack. I will not read, share, or discuss anything published on Substack.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
Happy Labor Day to all who celebrate, and a miserable Labor Day to those who don't, because people who hate labor don't deserve nice things.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I still don’t get why people didn’t like TENET.
Mister (@2snarky.bsky.social) reposted
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Oh hell yes. Take your barbarian queen precious moments coasters and go, you tacky scammer
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Deep Dish/Hot Dish, though…
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Oh, so it’s magic!
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
The mockery is great. If this guy memelords so hard he winds up president…like what
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I’ve heard of rubber ducking, of course, it would be hard not to But it doesn’t work. I’m just talking at a duck. The duck can’t talk back
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Okay, that would be worse habits
Tech Policy Press (@techpolicypress.bsky.social) reposted
“Framed as a proverbial ‘kill switch’ by many in Brussels, the debate has shifted from whether it could be triggered to when. This, in turn, has prompted renewed calls by the EU and member states to advance the continent’s 'technology sovereignty,'” writes Trevor H. Rudolph.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
And all five of mine, and three short stories
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
That’s basically what happened today
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
It doesn’t work. The duck doesn’t talk back.
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
Tangential but it’s notable that when California does things it gets reported as “Newsom” and when Illinois does things it gets reported as “Illinois”
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
why is bitching that I can't write a thing an essential part of my process as a writer
Haley Aurora (@69420.cool) reposted reply parent
My “not involved in a DUI with a sex worker in my car” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted reply parent
We are in an unprecedented time--when most people's needs are simply not being addressed by politicians, because addressing those needs will upset the uber-wealthy who hold the purse strings of political donations.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I see we’ve made it to the scab labour stage
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I don’t think he’s a non-authoritarian when he wants to oppress trans people and homeless people so bad
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I had to find *something*
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I don’t object to him fighting back. I absolutely want to know what people who think he should be president are smoking
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Its so gross.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
But that isn’t true. So he’s a liar and it’s even worse
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
From the grave, since he’s finally doing a day’s work pushing up daisies
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
What do you mean? He kicked it on Thursday
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
I really don’t get it. Is it because he has nice hair? Because he sure as fuck doesn’t have nice policies
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
i love it
Garth Nix (@garthnix.bsky.social) reposted
With news of a reported settlement with Anthropic I went back to check the class action form and it now allows authors outside the US to input their address, so it may be worth adding your known pirated titles (from the LibGen pirate database) www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au...
Thomas Ha (@thomasha.bsky.social) reposted
discussion about spec fic trends by critics and readers is great, i'd just caution writers, esp. newer writers, to not let it get in your head too much. just do what compels you. you're unknowingly part of a movement and building out a landscape. it's ok to leave it to others to map out over time.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
AN AUNTIE HAS ASCENDED
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Honey is getting it left and right
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
It’s all Fantasy. Yes.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
They do have port a potty services and strong exhortations to use them. They were using Johnny on the Spot, but mr. cee doesn’t know about now
Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted
Here is my main opinion on AI, in every capacity: What is the point of technology? Is it to make our lives better and easier, or is it to make a very small percentage of people richer? The latter is what AI is doing. The people actually doing the coding are making themselves redundant.
The Authors Guild (@authorsguild.org) reposted
Authors: If you found out that your publisher(s) failed to register with the U.S. Copyright Office, we can help. We provide ongoing legal assistance to our members and advocate for their work, particularly in the face of ongoing AI-related theft.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
No. It’s the best thing about the place. My favourite, in fact.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Thank you for replying to this thread so I can block these people before they bother me directly.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
yeah they're not really my vibe. I never liked how it felt to wear them.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I don’t have any.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
Once again I am traveling to a city during its Fashion Week I need to pack wisely
David Slack (@slack2thefuture.bsky.social) reposted
Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.” Either way, they take zero responsibility.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
oh noooo
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I am not concerned by the opinions of someone who outsources their thinking to the slop-o-tron, honestly
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
there is one dark thing you *cannot* stop everything else can be resisted.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Oh no, lol, I’m finally doing honor mode! I started playing in 2023
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I’m doing a durge run for honour mode
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com)
I'm running an honor mode finally and I was looking at the splash graphic and remembering that since i deliberately blocked all information about bg3 i didn't know anything going in and so I was genuinely *gasps in surprise* about the Astarion reveal Like I bubblewrapped myself like a champ
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
I'm not the person who makes these decisions. It wouldn't be useful. Sorry.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Yep, you don't, lol. I said that I first said it in L D Lewis's thread. I *didn't* say that L D Lewis was the one who said it. Sorry for the confusion, I didn't think the conversation would escape the circle.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
Hey, I have had some questions about who is allowed to file. Here is the class certification:
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
Have you ever heard a work of science fiction described as having transcended the genre? I think that's what the original person meant. I don't like that, personally. The Handmaid's Tale is science fiction and so is Slaughterhouse Five
Django Wexler (@djangowexler.bsky.social) reposted
Bank robber warns that if he has to compensate EVERY person he stole from, it would financially ruin the bank robbery industry.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reply parent
do you mean the WGA?