Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, Pritzker. Bring it
A Gen Xer on a project to listen to all 500 albums on Rolling Stones 2023 list, rate them, and then re-rank them with others that I think should have been included. The things we do to get through a second Trump administration with sanity partially intact.
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Damn, Pritzker. Bring it
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
But if we actually want to win so we can reform cops, and ICE, etc, you have to find a path forward in suburbia, where everyone is married to a cop, or brother is a cop, or son, or somebody they know. And where the middle aged men who aren't cops wish that they had been cops.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
As a person who lives in a city and works in a suburb, the view of police is so different between the two. In the suburbs, people are orgasmic over the police. But even in the city, a lot of folks see cops as protectors. I don't like it, but we got to face reality.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe having a slogan that can mean many things to many people is better? I mean, what percentage of the American population actually is going to hear "defund the police" and think, "awesome, I'm getting behind that." What percentage is saying, "that sounds crazy, I don't want to do that."
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shitty slogan because it forces people to talk about slogan rather than about how to actually address the problem. It becomes about who is willing to commit political harakiri by using the phrase instead of actually trying to solve the problem, and thus reinforces the problem
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like this whole thread kinda proves that it's confusing
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, so few places even show shoulder width, which is basically the most important measurement about the belt
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't Chuck. Tell someone who can Seriously, my man. It's over. Get your cataracts fixed and just, for the love of God, give somebody under the age of 80 a chance
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
You fucking win dude
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw Green Day play a tiny VFW in 93. We had no idea who they were but they were so clearly better than the local talent that opened it was fucking insane. Dookie hit like 3 months later
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
417-- ORNETTE COLEMAN: THE SHAPE OF JAZZ TO COME (1959) I guess you have to listen to the notes he's NOT playing. 5 out of 10
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418 --DIRES STRAITS: BROTHERS IN ARMS (1985) This album was everywhere in 1985. It starts strong, but ends with a a bit of a whimper. 6 out of 10
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419--Eric Church: Chief (2011) This shit makes my skin crawl, only a little less than like Miranda Lambert. 2 out of 10
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*biggest wrong turn in American history
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420--Earth Wind Fire :That's the Way of the World (1975) Disco-funk. Fine, but not super inspired or anything 5 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
The average 8 year old who lives in a city is tougher and more well adjusted than the average suburbanite. In fact, I think I could make a pretty convincing case that by far the biggest wrong turn was when it turned towards suburbia.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems any strategy must be informed by the fact that 34 percent of Americans are moronic fascists who actually despise any real concept of universal freedom. And 10 percent are just fucking idiots who don't understand what they want, and we need to win over those fucking idiots
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus, this child psychologist Bradley Stein is really missing the forest for the trees
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking idiot
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
421--MIA:ARULAR (2005) Kind of shows that Paper Planes was a one off, because this is choppy, erratic, and annoying. Kind of like MIA turned out to be 4 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
422--MARVIN GAYE: LET'S GET IT ON (1973) Jesus, Marvin Gaye was horny for this one. LGIO is a great song, and then there are a lot of songs that sound like LGIO that are not as good, like "Keep Getting it On", and then a couple clunkers 6 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
And Belle and Sebastian, but they are not always at their best. 6 out of 10
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423--YO LA TANGO: I CAN HEAR THE HEART BEATING AS ONE (1997) This has great moments, but definitely overstays its welcome as a not quite double album, ending with some unimpressive noise tracks at the end. At their best, YLT combines the best elements of Sonic Youth the Jesus and Mary Chain,
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424--BECK: ODELAY (1996) Just a great mid 90s album. Great mix of genres/sounds and so doesn't overstay its welcome. 8 out of 10
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425--PAUL SIMON: PAUL SIMON (1972) Mother and Child Reunion, which is a great song, and Me and Julio, which is a good song, don't make up for the rest of the album, which is subpar. 5 out of 10
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426--LUCINDA WILLIAMS: LUCINDA WILLIAMS (1988) More Middle of the Road, kind of adult contemporary country, but not it's not actively offensive. 5 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh not these fuckers again
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I just read it too and basically my notable takeaway as well
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Wtf?
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Cities are increasingly bereft of much shopping, and American cities in particular have almost no supermarkets, sometimes it's even hard to find a convenient store. Bars and restaurants are like the last businesses. Just an incredibly boneheaded comment by Sharlet
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, I'm the class that dines out in reservation restaurants--and a high school teacher. C'mon man
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankly not opposed to the idea of a canon, if it's changing and flexible. We are about to be drowned in a bunch of AI generated garbage--lets maybe have some standards
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh right, tell us more about egg prices and maybe you'll win bare control of one house so you can then be blamed for everything. You're overmatched, resign, and let somebody who wants to actually win and take the country back take over
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention that rickets is literally a disease that you get from not getting enough vitamins smh
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Look I fucking hate this guy, but let's not act like meta isn't harming kids and should t be investigated just because Hawley is an absolute piece of dog shit
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Those ICE guys are sloooowwww
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
427--AL GREEN: CALL ME (1973) Not sure how to differentiate this from Greatest Hits, which has some of the same songs on it, but this is an actual album, and a great one 9 out of 10
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428--HUSKER DU: NEW DAY RISING (1985) This brings me back to hanging out at the university music store when I was 13 in 1989. Nostalgia for me, but a good, not a great, album 6 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
What's amazing about this is that driving an ATV and doing a wheelie is the whitest shit ever.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheelies are awesome, but only when performed by white kids in the suburbs. That's just the rule
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
If I read this correctly one of his biggest concern about a creedal definition of "American" would deny that label to the troglodytes who reject the constitution and basic ideas of equality and freedom. What an incredible piece of shit
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, the pardon part aside, you can just undo an executive order dummy
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
It's only up for Baby Balls, or whatever the doucheturds name is
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
It is not even the right size--its fucking hanging over the edge on the top and bottom. Fucking cretin
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my favorite episodes of MASH is the one where Frank Burns tries to get a purple heart because he got eggshell in his eye, and Hawkeye and Trapper John steal it and give it to a child they deliver after the child's mother is wounded.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
To each his own, I guess. I'd personally rather chew glass than go there again.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Luckily it's to nashville
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly every one of those unemployable pieces of shitheads from January 6 will soon be working for ICE
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, now Texas likes the Federal Government. Fuck Texas and fuck Cornyn and Abbot, right in their stupid fucking fascist faces.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
This is clear
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Not enough. Blue states should write it as only go back to independent commissions when 85 percent of states require independent commissions
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
These fuckers are the most entitled assholes on earth
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck that. I had a beast of a typing teacher in 7th grade (who I hated), but she got me up to 80 wpm in two months
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a little jealous Massachusetts can't join in, but we've already done our part 9/9
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that people are still moving to this third world fascist state is an incredible indictment of the taste and good sense of Americans.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to romanticize the era of American hegemony in Latin America, but this is one situation where the Dems should say, "yeah, if we get into power, the CIA will have this smug smiling murderous shitbag in a supermax next to Manuel Noriega in about two seconds."
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, people can't seriously act like socializing is wildly different and worse for a while number of reasons
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's question why you use the phrase let's interrogate so much
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Try books
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
All the worst ideas come from texas
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Absurd, and NYT should step up it's game
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, cause you were five
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
How about junk plagiarism machine?
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if you've gotten a resume in the past two years, you almost certainly have gotten an AI generated resume
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever this person is can go fuck themselves with the nearest telephone pole
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Just, really not that good. One of these west Coast things that they love to lord over the East Coast still--like fish tacos--guess what, I can get very good fish tacos on the East Coast now that can go up against Cali any day
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody has never had a girlfriend
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good looking biscuit
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I've thought this for a while. 9th circle for lil Marco
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
"why would you say something bad about anyone.". It's really hard to imagine somebody being so brain damaged they say that sentence beyond the age of 8, or I don't know, after you learn about Hitler or Pol Pot
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Walsh sounds like he is protesting too much
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
429--THE FOUR TOPS: REACH OUT (1967) I love Motown but the Four Tops were the worst that Motown had to offer. The Four Tops are like listening to a PBS Motown retrospective, except they were actually happening at the same time as the Supremes, Marvin Gaye, and Smokey. 4 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
We also have place that charge a 20 percent service charge and brag about their working conditions BUT leave the tip line on the bill, which of course forces another tip
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Counter service is not exempt
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump won by convincing you were drinking the blood of babies while allowing Latin America was emptying its insane asylums into middle America. In an age of AI and the internet, those are what kitchen table issues are to the average American moron. Fucking get on their level
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Sean DuffY is a level of coward I didn't know existed.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Serves them right for going to a Coldplay concert
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
430--BAD BUNNY: UN VERANO SIN TI (2022) Think I gave this guy a little more credit than he deserved on the first one. But this is long, boring, monotonous, and generally needlessly self indulgent. Enough 1 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
It will get worse. No assessment of knowledge can happen now that isn't confined to the controlled environment of the classroom.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
431--LOS LOBOS:HOW WILL THE WOLF SURVIVE (1984) Nothing bad about this, but for such a unique band, I think it feels a little middle of the road. 6 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
432--USHER:CONFESSIONS (2004) A lot of kind of inoffensive R and B but overlong and monotonous. 4 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is becoming one of his ticks. Weird
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
433--LCD SOUNDSYSTEM: SOUND OF SILVER (2007) Kind of just boring club music--nothing more to say really. 4 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Best use of the word "skank" I've heard since Skalapalooza in 1995.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course. . . They can spin anything as a success and 42 % of the population would believe it.
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Who else is going to help you navigate the information super highway?
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Headline: "President to Families of Dead Kids, "You're Evil""
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you've never worked a fucking real job, you fucking pussy
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
How about zoning and inspections. . .? Nah
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
The new affirmative action is for conservatives. . . I once heard a guy in our union say that conservative votes should count more because the majority of people in the union are liberal
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434--PAVEMENT: CROOKED RAIN, CROOKED RAIN (1994) This is the rare album where the second side is better than the first. At times difficult, at times weirdly catchy. 6 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Sean Duffy is a pussy
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
435--PET SHOP BOYS: ACTUALLY (1986) Great, listenable, late New Wave synth album. 7 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social)
436--2PAC: ALL EYEZ ON ME (1997) So there are definitely a few good songs, but this album is. . . 132 minutes long. Over two hours. Learn to edit yourself or get fucked. 4 out of 10
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
And uses less energy
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, how is this any different than reading the wikipedia plot summary?
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in Texas some years ago during flooding. Nothing shows the difference between the north and south more than how in these situations in the south, politicians, newscasters, and every public figure basically says all we can do it pray
Colonel Toro (@coloneltoro.bsky.social) reply parent
That was great