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Craig Faanes

@craigfaanes.bsky.social

Retired US Fish & Wildlife Service ornithologist. Native Cheesehead. Green Bay Packers fan since conception. Can’t wait to piss on Trump’s grave. Never voted for a Republican and never will. Visited 134 countries and 7 continents

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

Jimmy Buffett died two years ago today. I still do not accept it

2/9/2025, 2:07:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Well i think you’re famous. screw those others

2/9/2025, 1:23:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

You're famous!

2/9/2025, 12:17:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.

1/9/2025, 11:54:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. I guess you won’t be in line with millions of us to piss on Krasnov’s grave.

1/9/2025, 11:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.

1/9/2025, 9:53:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.

1/9/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LillianDCA (@lillianorlando.bsky.social) reposted

A rare billboard that isn’t full of shit in Florida. Threads.

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1/9/2025, 7:21:56 AM | 550 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Rudy was seriously injured unzipping his pants for a fake reporter

1/9/2025, 8:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully the land rejuvenated by fire won’t be replanted in monoculture red pine!

1/9/2025, 7:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I would spontaneously ejaculate

1/9/2025, 7:48:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it’s a juvenile

1/9/2025, 4:17:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because he is writing his new book about tRump’s age and cognitive decline

1/9/2025, 4:11:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Serendipity (@serendipityinfl.bsky.social) reposted

I miss normal

1/9/2025, 8:38:30 AM | 290 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

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1/9/2025, 12:50:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

The leader of the party of family values

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1/9/2025, 10:49:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

They get what they voted for

1/9/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

There seems to be a bottomless pit of pedos among the party of family values

1/9/2025, 2:11:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

So near and yet so far.

1/9/2025, 1:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I just want to know when and where I can piss on his grave...the sooner the better of course

1/9/2025, 1:46:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Outstanding!

1/9/2025, 1:14:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

How does this make America great again?

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1/9/2025, 12:53:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

So near and yet so far

31/8/2025, 11:50:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

No kidding

31/8/2025, 6:41:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a fucking lawyer with no public health training

31/8/2025, 6:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The ignorant bastard still thinks an Executive Order is law.

31/8/2025, 5:08:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:51:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Outstanding concept!

31/8/2025, 3:15:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

If there really was a "god" this crazed bastard would be a pile of salt by now

31/8/2025, 1:35:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:32:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Send that one to his press people...see if they can annoy trump with it

31/8/2025, 2:10:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting out of their breeding plumage and sprucing things up for winter!

31/8/2025, 2:09:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) (@bestonetx.bsky.social) reposted

Trump may be the only person who could qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize by dying.

30/8/2025, 12:45:57 PM | 216 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder why she hasn't said that to Trump?

30/8/2025, 8:45:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

there is no end to the idiocy of things coming out of the Trump Abomination

30/8/2025, 8:39:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they are hauling trump's festering carcass back to Mar a Lardo for one last time?

30/8/2025, 8:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent!!

30/8/2025, 8:19:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The Washington Post is no longer readable.

30/8/2025, 8:06:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:49:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

What a scary thought.....tRump goes tits up....Vance is sworn in as Prez and he selects Reichsmarshall Miller as his VP

30/8/2025, 6:41:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

He is probably meeting with his sons on the release of their next grift

30/8/2025, 6:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nanbarra.bsky.social (@nanbarra.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 7:36:42 PM | 1132 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

Where are tRump and his fat ass playing golf at taxpayer expense this weekend?

30/8/2025, 5:52:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you know they aren't stopping to look for potential predators?

30/8/2025, 3:23:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Except that he is Putin's employee!

30/8/2025, 3:21:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

Another dangerous Trump decision costs more lives www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...

30/8/2025, 2:51:39 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Attempts on two members of Congress - one Republican - did nothing to change things. What it will take is getting gun company money out of political campaigns. I think that's why Congress is so reluctant to do anything

30/8/2025, 2:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

This was announced on Thursday - its no longer "breaking"

30/8/2025, 2:39:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Unless he has one of Stormy's tits in his mouth

30/8/2025, 2:18:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I bought mine a month ago to avoid any of his tariffs.

30/8/2025, 2:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

And we play it with Trump every hour

30/8/2025, 1:51:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!!

30/8/2025, 1:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I look for a similar headline each morning when I wake up

30/8/2025, 12:52:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

It stands to reason - we have a shithole president

30/8/2025, 2:22:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quickly enough

30/8/2025, 1:17:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow!

29/8/2025, 11:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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28/8/2025, 10:14:35 PM | 2672 614 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Mushroom dick I mentioned that in an email to him this morning

29/8/2025, 6:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

excellent description

29/8/2025, 6:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social (@iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Churchill is such a magical place!!

29/8/2025, 5:36:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Dont forget howver that W Bush told his FEMA director "Brownie, you're doin' a heckuva job"

29/8/2025, 5:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

And every other country on the planet should follow their lead....starve the terrorist state of Israel like those bastards are starving Palestinians in Gaza.

29/8/2025, 5:08:01 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Joni knows her corn-eating goose is cooked

29/8/2025, 5:06:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The Trump Supreme Court will overturn the ruling - Just watch

29/8/2025, 5:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:00:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

More proof that Gavin is getting deeply under the skin of these thin-skinned assholes

29/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The US Fish and Wildlife Service, from which I am retired, was bending to the will of the authoritarian Trump regime when it chose to not list the gray wolf.

29/8/2025, 10:36:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet the Trump Administration will continue to supply missiles and other arms to the terrorist state of Israel. And nobody will bat an eye.

29/8/2025, 10:33:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

White-faced Whistling-Duck

29/8/2025, 9:25:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

My fingers and toes are crossed for you Shawn...

28/8/2025, 7:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I frequently send him $50 gift certificates for McDonald's and suggest he spend them all on quarter pounders with extra cheese. So far he's either not using the certificates or the LDL is not collecting in the important arteries

28/8/2025, 6:58:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep hammering him Gavin!!

28/8/2025, 6:53:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:46:07 PM | 13 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Well said

28/8/2025, 6:52:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if she was very concerned?

28/8/2025, 6:50:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the alleged commander in chief allowed a KGB agent to land at Elmendorf AFB and gave him a red carpet arrival. So what's the deal with Russian planes off the coast? Its just part of America becoming a province of Russia.

28/8/2025, 6:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

How will this make America healthy again?

28/8/2025, 6:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

And the Supreme Court will overturn any lower court rulings that tell Trump to grow up....same story; different day

28/8/2025, 4:32:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the asshole was trying on grave sites

28/8/2025, 3:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

It was working marvelously until you and your fucking brainworm came along you pathetic waste of protoplasm

28/8/2025, 3:40:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Take off, eh!! Glad you did.

28/8/2025, 3:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)

Has he died yet this morning?

28/8/2025, 3:38:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jenpsaki.msnbc.com Great show tonight. Here is a much deserved hug

28/8/2025, 2:21:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chuckschumer.com This is how you fight back

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28/8/2025, 1:51:43 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Damned liberals!

28/8/2025, 1:45:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayers dont stop bullets Barack and you should know that.

28/8/2025, 1:18:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Go after those bastards Tim...please. Maybe state laws are the way to go because we sure as hell can't rely on Federal laws.

28/8/2025, 1:16:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Expensive? I thought trump was going to lower grocery prices on Day 1? You don't think he lied to you?

28/8/2025, 1:13:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

And now 77 million MAGA morons believe this nonsense.

28/8/2025, 1:12:18 AM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

He is certainly the sickest

28/8/2025, 1:11:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this brain-addled asshole have any idea what he is talking about?

28/8/2025, 1:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

It wont be enough until we have a democratic House, a Democratic majority in the Senate, and a Democratic president who will sign the legislation. Until then its thoughts and prayers and too early to talk about gun control.

28/8/2025, 1:10:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The cool thing is a grand jury refused to indict him! Pam Bondi must be furious

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