Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
Jimmy Buffett died two years ago today. I still do not accept it
Retired US Fish & Wildlife Service ornithologist. Native Cheesehead. Green Bay Packers fan since conception. Can’t wait to piss on Trump’s grave. Never voted for a Republican and never will. Visited 134 countries and 7 continents
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Jimmy Buffett died two years ago today. I still do not accept it
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well i think you’re famous. screw those others
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
You're famous!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. I guess you won’t be in line with millions of us to piss on Krasnov’s grave.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
When he finally croaks I'm guessing tRump's final grift will be his estate charging visitors who want to piss on his grave.
LillianDCA (@lillianorlando.bsky.social) reposted
A rare billboard that isn’t full of shit in Florida. Threads.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Rudy was seriously injured unzipping his pants for a fake reporter
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully the land rejuvenated by fire won’t be replanted in monoculture red pine!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I would spontaneously ejaculate
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it’s a juvenile
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s because he is writing his new book about tRump’s age and cognitive decline
Serendipity (@serendipityinfl.bsky.social) reposted
I miss normal
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
They get what they voted for
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
There seems to be a bottomless pit of pedos among the party of family values
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
So near and yet so far.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to know when and where I can piss on his grave...the sooner the better of course
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Outstanding!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
So near and yet so far
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
No kidding
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a fucking lawyer with no public health training
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The ignorant bastard still thinks an Executive Order is law.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Outstanding concept!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
If there really was a "god" this crazed bastard would be a pile of salt by now
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Send that one to his press people...see if they can annoy trump with it
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting out of their breeding plumage and sprucing things up for winter!
Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) (@bestonetx.bsky.social) reposted
Trump may be the only person who could qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize by dying.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder why she hasn't said that to Trump?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
there is no end to the idiocy of things coming out of the Trump Abomination
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they are hauling trump's festering carcass back to Mar a Lardo for one last time?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent!!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The Washington Post is no longer readable.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
What a scary thought.....tRump goes tits up....Vance is sworn in as Prez and he selects Reichsmarshall Miller as his VP
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
He is probably meeting with his sons on the release of their next grift
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
Where are tRump and his fat ass playing golf at taxpayer expense this weekend?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you know they aren't stopping to look for potential predators?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Except that he is Putin's employee!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
Another dangerous Trump decision costs more lives www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Attempts on two members of Congress - one Republican - did nothing to change things. What it will take is getting gun company money out of political campaigns. I think that's why Congress is so reluctant to do anything
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
This was announced on Thursday - its no longer "breaking"
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless he has one of Stormy's tits in his mouth
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought mine a month ago to avoid any of his tariffs.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
And we play it with Trump every hour
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I look for a similar headline each morning when I wake up
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
It stands to reason - we have a shithole president
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Not quickly enough
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Mushroom dick I mentioned that in an email to him this morning
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
excellent description
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Churchill is such a magical place!!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont forget howver that W Bush told his FEMA director "Brownie, you're doin' a heckuva job"
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
And every other country on the planet should follow their lead....starve the terrorist state of Israel like those bastards are starving Palestinians in Gaza.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Joni knows her corn-eating goose is cooked
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump Supreme Court will overturn the ruling - Just watch
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
More proof that Gavin is getting deeply under the skin of these thin-skinned assholes
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The US Fish and Wildlife Service, from which I am retired, was bending to the will of the authoritarian Trump regime when it chose to not list the gray wolf.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet the Trump Administration will continue to supply missiles and other arms to the terrorist state of Israel. And nobody will bat an eye.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
White-faced Whistling-Duck
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
My fingers and toes are crossed for you Shawn...
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I frequently send him $50 gift certificates for McDonald's and suggest he spend them all on quarter pounders with extra cheese. So far he's either not using the certificates or the LDL is not collecting in the important arteries
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep hammering him Gavin!!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if she was very concerned?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well the alleged commander in chief allowed a KGB agent to land at Elmendorf AFB and gave him a red carpet arrival. So what's the deal with Russian planes off the coast? Its just part of America becoming a province of Russia.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
How will this make America healthy again?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
And the Supreme Court will overturn any lower court rulings that tell Trump to grow up....same story; different day
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the asshole was trying on grave sites
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
It was working marvelously until you and your fucking brainworm came along you pathetic waste of protoplasm
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Take off, eh!! Glad you did.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
Has he died yet this morning?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
@jenpsaki.msnbc.com Great show tonight. Here is a much deserved hug
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social)
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chuckschumer.com This is how you fight back
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Damned liberals!
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Prayers dont stop bullets Barack and you should know that.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Go after those bastards Tim...please. Maybe state laws are the way to go because we sure as hell can't rely on Federal laws.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Expensive? I thought trump was going to lower grocery prices on Day 1? You don't think he lied to you?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
And now 77 million MAGA morons believe this nonsense.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
He is certainly the sickest
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this brain-addled asshole have any idea what he is talking about?
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
It wont be enough until we have a democratic House, a Democratic majority in the Senate, and a Democratic president who will sign the legislation. Until then its thoughts and prayers and too early to talk about gun control.
Craig Faanes (@craigfaanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The cool thing is a grand jury refused to indict him! Pam Bondi must be furious