Crashtestcadaver

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social (@iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social) reposted

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Rhonda Santis called. Wants the boots back.

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Bucket List Addition: Have a beer and a slice of pie with GOV Pritzer.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the over and under of network communications "going dark"???

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Making an excuse for your porn downloads? /jk

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Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn you, Tim Walz. I want that NOW!!!

Norma Jane 🇨🇦 📎 (@normajane.bsky.social) reposted

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

That belongs in a ZZ Top video.

GrouchyMarkx (@grouchymarkx.bsky.social) reposted

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Rat Patrol

Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

This is never going away, is it?

James Tate (@jamestate121.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you, Canada. Gavin Newsom deserves a new jet plane.

DemCastDonGA (@donshantajr.bsky.social) reposted

Diane (@dianesf.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files They could have abused your mother, sister aunt,daughter, wife or even a friend. Let's not let this go. The victims deserve more than letting ths go away.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Charles Bronson

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the mindset of your average mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, uneducated, racist, homophobic GQP supporter.

James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) reposted

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

ringwac 📎 (@ringwac.bsky.social) reposted

😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Desert Veteran (@jkz12769.bsky.social) reposted

He's that STUPID‼️

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

But, you did it anyway. Go fuck yourself with a rusty garden rake. YOU are part of the problem.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

This asshole couldn't get into kindergarten without help. The one brain cell he has is on life support.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

It it's my missing weed please return. (wash it first) 😄

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Go on..........

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

It won't dissuade the mouth breathing loyalists. It's exactly the society they have always wanted.

🦋 iPERSiST iRESiST iM (@mama-gramma-bear.bsky.social) reposted

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I'm not a doctor but, I play one in the HHS.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Just needs you to scrub it's back.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm all for it but, the counterattacks from the pedo party are going to hit hard. They will attack her age first and then any dirt they can recycle from the last 20+ years. Hire Newsome's communications team. Beat this shit into the ground. I want to see a plague of GOP stroke-outs.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Religion (all denominations and beliefs) has been / is a cancer of the world.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Munsters. Dragula

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Sign me up. JFC, I need a break from this daily insanity.

Mark 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦 (@miestro78.bsky.social) reposted

And I don't mind.

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The Grim Reaper is shirking his/her duties.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

CEOs and POLs. Not children. ~ Luigi

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

"Soon"

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, the one on the right is the bully from high school that has never aspired to achieve anything beyond high school, never had the shit kicked out of him, feels that he is owed everything based on his race, and has no redeeming value whatsoever. Same IQ as your typical LEO. Time to start kicking.

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social (@iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social) reposted

ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected (@adelpreore.bsky.social) reposted

Tell me again about your thoughts and prayers - when you walk around Congress like this.

Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

HIRE the CDC staffers!!

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Knight Rider

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🔵 Blue Man in Red OK 💙 (@bluemaninredok.bsky.social) reposted

Exactly correct!

Jennifer Taylor (@jtaylor27.bsky.social) reposted

🇨🇦 NanaGale (@nanagale.bsky.social) reposted

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OMFG!!!! ARE YOU OK??!!!

GJRboston (@gjrboston.bsky.social) reposted

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Just ‘Steve’ 💙 (@steveplou.bsky.social) reposted

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Jaws

The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

So good

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social (@iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social) reposted

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Kojak

Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

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Green Acres

PoliticalOdor (@politicalodor.substack.com) reposted

Another reminder for what we are not supposed to forget about… 🤣

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Mi tres hijos.

Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted

Good.

Micah Warren (@micahwarren.bsky.social) reposted

Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

🧷PussyCatsResist🧷 (@pussycatsresist.bsky.social) reposted

😡🤬😡

terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social (@terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social) reposted

More epstein files Less ashley babbit bullshit

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social)

Anyone else ever wonder who the first person was to look at a bee hive and think "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there and I know it".

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

They're too distracted by all of this bullshit reality TV, following the latest trends and fashion, social media but, most importantly, too ignorant to want to apply themselves to learn to think critically.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

That's golden!! Neck bra.

Geneva 🇨🇦 (@geneva1111.bsky.social) reposted

"62 years ago today, my father delivered #IHaveADream at the #MarchOnWashington for Jobs and Freedom. The end is the most popular part but this segment is seldom shared. I know why. #MLK #Reparations #EconomicJustice #Justice #FierceUrgencyOfNow" Bernice King Full 🔗👇 youtu.be/8LWuu2Zwsfs?...

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Smart move. Seriously. /nashville res

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The Waltons

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What a disingenuous twat.

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Demolition Man

Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

They think rules don't apply to them. FAFO 👊 🤛

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Goonies?

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

SRV

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

DO SOMETHING

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Username checks out. Bravo to you, sir.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Window seat, please.

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Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Post is 4 words too long. 😆

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

arykab1956.bsky.social (@arykab1956.bsky.social) reposted

#WeLoveBigG #BigG2028

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It it weren't for the fact that WE are paying for it, it might be funny.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

"cause muh freedumbs" I hate these people.

butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

General Milley reminded everyone the military’s oath after Taco claimed we want a dictator! I think that is grounds to arrest MF Taco! #arresttrump

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Typical republican response:

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Congress COULD. The courts COULD.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk is mad because he hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him. Sorry if I offended anyone. I’ve just had it with these misogynistic pricks.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

God given right? Can we get a sworn statement from this god person??

Miss B aka Roberta K (@therockbabe.bsky.social) reposted

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Deep dish pizza???

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social)

Someone please produce a t-shirt with the new Cracker Barrel logo and underneath it “Fuck Your Feelings “.

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Three's Company

Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t want to see his medical records; I want to see his death certificate.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Bob Barker. The guy who kicked Happy Gilmore's ass.

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry Mathers, aka Beaver Cleaver.

The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

We are very far off the cliff here folks. 🇺🇸

Donald Pedersen (@watchingevil.bsky.social) reposted

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll burn one right to his face. Swear to god. ~Donny Baker

Crashtestcadaver (@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate white people. /im a cracker myself.