Craven Morehead

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I got a hundred bucks to chip in to a crowdfund that we can give to the first person that promises to invent a way to reach into videos or television screens and slap people upside their head.

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There's gonna be a lot of 18-year-old gun toting teenagers squealing in high -pitched voices. Ya know what I mean.

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I shop for my neighbor because she's afraid to go shopping. She's an American with brown skin. Somebody...please make it stop.

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Yeah, these fuckers were always going to vote for the bill once they got enough grease on their palms.

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Proof that "too dumb to exist" really needs to be a thing.

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If we all had a bong, we'd all get along.

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Proof that "too dumb to exist" really needs to be a thing.

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I bet he also thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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I had stacks of these posters when I was a young'n. My dad was a printing pressman and printed thousands of these. Yeah, for real, War is not healthy for anybody but the people who supply the weapons.

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War is not healthy for children and other living things.

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"Too dumb to run" really needs to be a thing.

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Just my opinion, it doesn't help their cause by wrapping themselves in and waving Mexican flags. It only gives Fox News and dumbass Trump more ammo to rail against them.

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I heard he just snaps his fingers and they jump in the boat. Ayyyyy! 👍

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I think most of us don't care what Fox is reporting.

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"rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the Trump/Musk bromance. 😂

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Money vs. Power. It's gonna be wild.

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We're seeing a pissing match between money and power. It's gonna be wild.

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He's invited only to the swirl of my toilet.

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I got a better idea. Make "too dumb to exist" a thing. Problem solved.

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Habba dabba doo. Strikes again.

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"Too dumb to exist" is what really needs to be "a thing". We'd be MAGA free.

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MAGA is so dumb. They don't know the difference between 86 and 187.

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MAGA is so dumb. They don't know the difference between 86 and 187.

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A large group of artists should get together and record a "We are the World" type concert and announce proceeds go to the fight against Authoritarianism/Trumpism. I would donate big money.

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What a smutz.

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Did you nazi them coming last week?

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How long before Trump claims credit? Watch this space.

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Hey CNN...

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Frankenstein's monster. 😉

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Not quite old enough I think. Maybe she could have ran though because technically she would've been 35 before actually taking office if she won. She was right on the border age wise.

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I don't know. Bat shit crazy I guess.

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Yeah, there's something about Pam Bondi.

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Cybertruck = Edsel. 😂

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I'm not really a praying man but...

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Wow. She is very pretty. Like her daughter no doubt.

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Yeah, engage them. Just enough to ensure they'll be sucking their dinners out of a straw for 6 months.

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Somebody! Please make it stop!

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Please! Somebody make it stop.

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"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

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Well, I bet she's drinking to that.

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I feel it's more like...

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You got this.

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Tax credits good. Tariffs bad. Newsom is on to something.

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He's the definition of "Titty Baby".

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Fact check: True. Dishonest on his part.

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Don't truck on me.

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Does it matter?

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Slurp. Slurp slurp. Slurp slurp slurp. Slurp. Slurp slurp. Slurp slurp slurp. Slurp. Slurp slurp. Slurp slurp slurp Slurp. Slurp slurp. Slurp slurp. Look for a run on oral analgesic mouth rinses. You know his whole cabinet getting blisters.

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Uhhh... what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah...Faceplant.

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You all should just admit that you suck shroom. You don't spit at all. You only swallow. Gulp!

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Hear, hear!

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That would be a... Tracy. Dick Tracy but with no Dick.

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ChatGPT says this is already a requirement. He's just setting up an excuse to his stupid base for all the layoffs when containers stop coming in.

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She's a droid.

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He's winning at whining.

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Trump: "I think he’s gonna get it together" Media: "saying he better get his act together" One of these things is not like the other. 🙄

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Why aren't republicans in congress hounded every minute of the day for their acquiescence? They could stop this shit in it's tracks. It seems to me they're flying under the radar. Why?

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Why aren't republicans in congress hounded every minute of the day for their acquiescence? They could stop this shit in it's tracks. It seems to me they're flying under the radar. Why?

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Felony Convictions: 34

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You da man. Grease for peace. ✌️

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Behold a bolt of lightning guided with precision from the fingertips of the almighty. May it strike the devil in his tangerine ass and poof the world of this menace once and for all.

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A reboot is not going to work. She's got technical limitations due to constraints in the hardware.

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So the Vatican is gonna let the Devil himself in St Peter's Square? I hope he's struck by a lightning bolt upon entry.