Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
What I want to know is — to where and how much do we donate to send him straight to hell?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
What I want to know is — to where and how much do we donate to send him straight to hell?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
“It’s a Democratic hoax that I campaigned on and perpetuated incessantly, by promising that the list needed to be released and I would be the one to do it.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
No, this jackass is FIRST going to vote to fund the Administration like he did last time, THEN he’s going to come here to complain and object to the things he funded, and only THEN will he write a strongly-worded letter and send it into the abyss.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, then why in the FUCK did you vote to fund this Administration back in March, you goddamn dipshit jackass?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like somebody’s about to get a position in the Trump Administration!!
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The Nobel Committee should give a shared award to Obama, Biden, Newsom, and Hillary.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
@jaketapper.bsky.social read this news and, in response, is wondering — have all of you heard that Joe Biden’s mental acuity is not what it once was?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The word “Maybe” in this headline is singlehandedly carrying the enormous weight of proving, beyond a reasonable doubt, the existence of white male privilege. Because to the rest of us, there is no “maybe” about it — Trump was conclusively shown, long ago, to be an absolute unadulterated dipshit.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
He ran out the clock because Merrick “Fucking Useless Coward” Garland didn’t START the clock until it was too late. That jackass spent at least a year hiding under his desk in the fetal position.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Or — it’s possible that they have always been, are, and will always be full of shit.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Pieces of shit, every last asshole serving in the Trump Gestapo.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, how are those fucking prayers working out, you duplicitous dipshit airhead?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s nowhere near a moderate — she VOTED TO FUND THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION and all of the fascist shit that they have been doing ever since.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think MLK would have approved of your VOTING TO FUCKING FUND the Trump Administration, you complete jackass?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Make no mistake — YOU voted to FUND all of this fuckery, you OWN all of it, and you are a disingenuous fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems need to STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT of calling a FASCIST TAKEOVER a “distraction.” Whoever gave all of you this stupid talking point is a COMPLETE IDIOT; the fascist takeover IS the story, and THAT is what you need to be fighting. If anything, everything ELSE is a distraction from the fascism.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Because then they would be more intelligent and rational than they are now, as amoebas are much smarter than the average MAGA Moron.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Senator, I have long admired you — but you have absolutely got to STOP this nonsense of saying that what Trump is doing is a “diversion” or a “distraction,” and start calling it what it is: a fascist takeover. Dems have been inept in fighting back; if even you won’t speak the truth, we are doomed.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, a state official who is taking seriously his obligation to protect his state’s residents from the lawless bullshittery of the Trump Gestapo thugs. Where in the fuck have the state officials in CA been in this regard?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
You OWN this, you disingenuous jackass, because you FUCKING VOTED TO FUND this Administration. So, seriously, STFU about everything you enabled.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
And she voted to FUND the Administration — the ONLY so-called Democrat who voted for cloture AND voted for the CR to fund the Administration. And now this disingenuous fucking twit shows up here complaining about EVERYTHING SHE FUNDED.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why in the FUCK did you vote to fund the Trump Administration, you goddamn disingenuous asshole?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine claiming that the Democratic Party — which we on the left know is the most inept, useless, incompetent, mealy-mouthed, pathetic band of cowards who are incapable of accomplishing anything — are an accomplished, organized, group of extremists engaged in a campaign of terrorizing Americans.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
“I shall never forget the weekend Laura died.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you explain to them why you voted to FUND the fucking assholes in this Administration, you disingenuous, duplicitous, despicable jackass?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it incompetent, though? Because it seems pretty damn competent at achieving its goal, which is an authoritarian, white supremacist government that terrorizes its citizens. If you want a good example of incompetence, on the other hand, look no further than the Democratic leadership.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s hilarious that anybody thinks the lawless assholes currently in power are following ANY laws — or that it’s an actual news story that they may have violated records laws. These people have a Gestapo force disappearing people, but yeah — we’re SHOCKED that they may have deleted texts.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right. And we can thank the useless, POS coward Merrick Garland — spent his time in office curled up in a fetal position under his desk — for all of this.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Would anybody in the U.S. have guessed that all it would take to justify and declare martial law is some orange, criminal, lying POS just making something up and then declaring martial law? I always assumed that there would be some sort of a high bar to clear before martial law could be declared…
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Activating red state guards to go into a blue state sounds like the start of a civil war. Blue state guards should absolutely defend their state against invading red state guards.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why did you fucking vote to FUND this Administration, you disingenuous, duplicitous jackass?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not thugs, it’s Gestapo. And they is exactly what ICE should always be called — the Trump Gestapo.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
To which Zelensky should have replied, “isn’t there a couch somewhere that you need to go fuck?”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I trust that you will show yourself out.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it was colloquially known as Shifty Takers, wasn’t it?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I love AOC, but no — it’s not that “you have to wonder,” it’s that “you know they are full of shit.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did you FUND this Administration, you fucking hypocritical jackass? You OWN all of this — so shut the fuck up and stop complaining.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democratic Party is a complete and utter failure, and it has done — and continues to do — ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to fight the fascist assholes effectively. There are only a few elected Dems — Newsom, AOC, Crockett, Pritzker, for example — who get it and who are fighting.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
They are saying FUCK you.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
For example, wtf have CA legislators been doing while this is happening: bsky.app/profile/iwil...
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand why the CA legislature has been sitting around doing NOTHING for MONTHS, as the Trump Gestapo has done all kinds of heinous shit to CA citizens — and all while masked like the cowards they are. This bill should have been drafted AND PASSED months ago. Better late than never.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The most important question is missing — i.e., “What position in the Trump Administration, and in the Grand Old Pedophile Party, will he be taking?”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, we have a Democrat bringing the fight to Trump and the rest of the assholes in the Administration. Keep it up, Governor — and please keep inserting references to “TACO” into all of your posts.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why the FUCK did you vote to FUND this Administration, you disingenuous, duplicitous, despicable asshole?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, on the metric of sanctimonious, fake-Christian, hypocritical, perverted assholes who watch porn during school board meetings, one could make the case that he is the absolute best.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Fear not, the fucking lunatics on the Supreme Court will issue a ruling soon enough fully restoring all inhumane conditions.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
They should dress up as ICE. Hell, we should ALL dress up as ICE, and watch the chaos that unfolds.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
You started your sentence with “Christians,” but I think it should have started with “The fake Christians…”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I think most of America could really get behind this.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not tipping his hand because if he did, his cocktail would spill.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
@jaketapper.bsky.social watched the press conference and is wondering — have you heard about how Joe Biden’s mental acuity has slipped?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
They both look like fucking clowns here, which is what they are as long as they keep TALKING about raising hell instead of fucking DOING something.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Because elected Dems, with very few exceptions, have NO FUCKING CLUE how to do politics. They think that their only job is to cast a vote when asked to do so. For all of the numerous other aspects of the job, they do nothing but just sit around and watch as the Republicans run circles around them.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
This needs to be done every day, in every city, across America. People of good conscience need to paint ICE for what they are — the Trump Gestapo force that is the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, why not just indiscriminately and violently pick up any and all people of color, for no reason whatsoever? I’m sure the racist assholes on the Supreme Court will have no problem endorsing this, the Constitution be damned.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
We don’t need “warnings.” The Dems just need to FUCKING ACT RIGHT NOW, and go full SCORCHED EARTH — i.e., with every blue state gerrymandering its GOP voters into electoral oblivion, so that the state maximizes the number of its blue seats in Congress.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems need to stop this bullshit about “playing by the rules,” or “doing the right thing,” or what “should happen” for unbiased districting. Dems have sat around FOR YEARS doing NOTHING while the GOP has gerrymandered like crazy. The time is NOW for Dems to go SCORCHED EARTH in reciprocating.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
In an administration filled with despicable, soulless assholes devoid of any semblance of human decency, Tom Homan is making a strong case that he deserves to finish in first place. Truly, it is hard to say with any confidence that there is any BIGGER piece of shit in this administration.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
“It raises questions about whether…” — are you fucking kidding me? What kind of idiot is still out there wondering whether Trump is trying to do something improper, inappropriate, or illegal?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Every single accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, Dem leadership would prefer to just sit and watch. But thanks for the suggestion. The sheer ineptitude is mind-boggling.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
They forgot “racists” and “dipshits.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
That shithead asshole has never read a book in his life. The first rule of making up a lie is to come up with something that is at least remotely plausible. She might as well have said that he sat in a corner filling out his application to join Habitat for Humanity.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Will Lisa Murkowski “run with the land,” as we lawyers say?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Ukraine should get Moscow.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
This dipshit asshole is so fucking stupid that he can’t even imagine that every blue state could say “we’re a blue state, we deserve more representation.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, seriously? The Trump Gestapo is engaged in nothing but ethnic cleansing of brown people. Do you really think that this has anything to do with undocumented workers?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, the vast majority of elected Democrats are just sitting around watching.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, everybody — here comes the jackass again, complaining about Trump AFTER SHE VOTED TO GIVE HIM ALL OF THE FUNDING THAT HE WANTED, and AFTER SHE HAS REPEATEDLY VOTED FOR HIS NOMINEES. This disingenuous, duplicitous and despicable asshole encapsulates everything that is wrong with politics.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would the DOJ not seek cert? There are 6 justices who have repeatedly shown themselves to have ZERO regard for the law as they click their boots and salute the Orange Führer. It would be foolish for the DOJ not to take a shot, as this Court is plainly willing to throw away the Constitution.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
No — I believe what this is saying is that the “who code” belongs to the hero.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop calling them ICE, and start calling them what they are — the Trump Gestapo.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump to his staff: “Hire this man!”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, an ACTUAL LETTER?! Like the kind that’s on a piece of paper, and starts with “Dear,” and ends with a signature? Seriously? Boy, Zeldin is going to be stunned into submission — this is going to be fun to watch!! Kudos to you for this brilliant and courageous move!!
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don’t you put out a statement about how you are completely FULL OF SHIT, in that you VOTED TO FUND this Administration and you KEEP VOTING for its unqualified nominees? And after you put out that statement, just STFU — nobody here wants to hear, or is falling for, your bullshit.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Asleep at the wheel, just like they always are whenever there is an important battle that requires some modicum of political intelligence and political competence.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again, the complete ineptitude and stupidity of the Democrats on full display. It is truly mind-boggling how these people have absolutely no fucking clue how to do politics.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Every blue state needs to gerrymander its Republican voters into electoral oblivion, and max out the number of seats it can get in the House. Once that’s done, and the GOP finds itself in the minority, maybe we can talk about reforms to end gerrymandering. Maybe. When we get around to it.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right. The sheer stupidity and incompetence of the Dems is truly mind-boggling. Even now, Dems are talking about gerrymandering only IF Texas goes forward, and then too only to “neutralize” or counter the 5 seats. Wtf — what about all of the other seats the GOP has stolen since 2010?
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Every day, the evidence continues to mount that this is the Grand Old Pedophile Party.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly right. The time to come to an agreement to end gerrymandering by both sides is only AFTER the blue states have gerrymandered GOP voters into electoral oblivion, and maxed out the number of Dem representatives.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
This hypocritical jackass has continued to vote for certain Trump nominees over the past several months. Until he knocks that shit out, he should probably STFU.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Better than adding 1, but not as good as every blue state implementing a gerrymander that results in the MAXIMUM number of Dem seats — irrespective of what TX may or may not do. Republicans have been gerrymandering FOR YEARS while Dems just watched; it is time to reciprocate and return the favor.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the small thinking that plagues the Dems. Why add a Dem seat only “for every one they try to steal?” The GOP has been gerrymandering FOR YEARS, while the Dems did nothing in response. It is now time to go SCORCHED EARTH; every blue state should MAX OUT its Dem seats, no matter what TX does.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Now see, why aren’t elected Democrats — en masse — making this point loudly in every media channel every single day? Why aren’t they asking loudly why Maxwell was transferred to a low security prison? I’ll tell you why — because elected Dems, with few exceptions, have no idea how to do politics.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Then Dems, with few exceptions, have no idea how to do politics.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we know who the next person to be fired is.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democrats are so absolutely incompetent and completely useless, that they should really start following the George Costanza approach from now on — by doing the exact OPPOSITE of what their instincts tell them to do. Maybe then we might get start getting somewhere.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like Ted is trying to refute Jake Tapper’s contention that Biden’s mental acuity and judgment were impaired.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I only wish the headline had continued with, “Schumer responds by telling Trump to go fuck himself.”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
It really IS the Grand Old Pedophiles party at this point.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right. And it’s because the Democrats, with few exceptions, have absolutely no fucking clue how to do politics. They think their entire job is just to show up and cast a vote when asked, and they have zero idea how to do any of the many other parts of the job.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did he wait 6 months? That’s easy — because 6 months ago, he was fully occupied trying to figure out how to allow the CR to go through, so that the Administration would be fully funded.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Pizza parlor = Mar-A-Lago. “The pedophilia is coming from within the house!”
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope that by “we” you mean CT, because EVERY blue state needs to gerrymander Republican voters into electoral oblivion. Republicans have been doing this FOR YEARS across multiple states, and it is high time that Dems start fighting fire with fire. Enough is enough.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
The idiocy, stupidity, and absolute ineptitude of the Democratic Party truly know no bounds.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. And in the museum dedicated to honoring President Pedo, there should be a large plaque recognizing Garland’s contribution — accompanied by a picture showing him balled up in the fetal position and cowering in fear under a desk, which is how he spent his time in office.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never understand why she and the Democratic Party did not demand and insist upon the vote count audits to which they were entitled. That failure, to me, is disqualifying for her to seek any other office — and is certainly disqualifying for her to ask the base to donate to future campaigns.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes — unless you’re an inept Democrat who has no clue how to do politics. Let’s hope that AOC and Crockett pick up and run with this message.
Cymbal Choke (@cymchoke.bsky.social) reply parent
In light of this, I am sure that @jaketapper.bsky.social would like to remind everybody of Joe Biden’s mental decline.