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DaLumpyProletariat

@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social

I was told that if we worked hard, we would succeed. Physically deteriorating from decades of hard work with nothing to show for it.

created August 3, 2025

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Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

You're absolutely right. I genuinely feel bad about insulting Pres Camacho

31/8/2025, 9:40:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Even before all the speculation about Trump being dead, I've been giving this Shellac song some serious play. Mainly the second half. youtu.be/3d9BCY82px8?...

31/8/2025, 1:45:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's true. I apologize to President Camacho🙏🙏

31/8/2025, 1:37:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Getting there!

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30/8/2025, 7:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

The current administration is sort of like this, but with pedophile rapist convicted felon nazis

30/8/2025, 7:02:01 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He's just trying to get out of picking up trash and spreading mulch..

30/8/2025, 6:57:55 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just trying to get out of picking up trash and spreading mulch..

30/8/2025, 6:57:55 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how many troops they have on Trump's Depends changing detail? That's a lot of work! Thank you for your service, I guess.

30/8/2025, 11:37:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

This must be what Hegseth was talking about when he said his goal is to "restore the warrior ethos" by refocusing the military on warfighting and away from what he calls "woke garbage or political correctness". So dumb..

30/8/2025, 11:35:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Whoever gives one single shit about Cracker Barrel can go straight to hell. I just listened to NPR talking about Cracker Barrel for a half hour. We have more pressing issues, like having a pedophile in the White House.

28/8/2025, 12:18:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He was obviously an idiotic choice to begin with, and he's doing literally everything he said he wouldn't do during his confirmation hearings.

28/8/2025, 11:26:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

A face only a mother who made a child with her first cousin could love.

27/8/2025, 11:06:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

27/8/2025, 1:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

I think not living in a police state is beautiful..

27/8/2025, 12:38:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He must think you're 12. I heard he's really into kids

27/8/2025, 12:29:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just reverse trickle-down economics..

27/8/2025, 12:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

The US barely delivers mail to the US..

26/8/2025, 5:34:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know what more anyone needs to see to know that Trump is in Putins pocket. Literally everyone from day one has told him that it's pointless to try to negotiate peace with Putin. The only other explanation is that he's an oblivious dunce..

22/8/2025, 5:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

They live in a world where literal facts don't matter.. It's fucking sad

22/8/2025, 5:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Who wants some?

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22/8/2025, 12:15:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone missed a diaper change!

17/8/2025, 4:48:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

That sandwich could have had spicy mustard and Jalapeños on it!! You don't know!!

16/8/2025, 3:13:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Any farmers here that don't have back problems? I can't even imagine picking tomatoes with the vines on the ground like that. Its hard enough with them tied up in a tunnel.

16/8/2025, 2:51:55 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably already got mistalenly sent to a bunch of people on Signal anyway. Idiots. #TRUMPRAPESKIDS

16/8/2025, 2:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

We want sweet potatoes. Nom nom!

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16/8/2025, 2:17:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like it's time for another diaper change

16/8/2025, 2:12:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Looks like someone needs their diaper changed again

16/8/2025, 1:07:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, maybe they should quit and switch sides?? Otherwise they can go to hell

16/8/2025, 1:05:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DevinCow (@devincow.bsky.social) reposted

New episode just dropped

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16/8/2025, 12:58:18 AM | 17755 4704 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Harvesting strawberries SUUUUCKS!

12/8/2025, 1:11:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'm looking for easier ability to research historical records.

12/8/2025, 1:09:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Now, this is the sort of thing I've been waiting for from AI.

11/8/2025, 11:31:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, BTW, you get no overtime pay, no health insurance, no vacation time, no 401k, OSHA rules don't apply. Damn, why am I even doing this?

11/8/2025, 9:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

😍🔥🔥🔥

10/8/2025, 9:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump rapes kids. Vance rapes couches

10/8/2025, 9:27:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

10/8/2025, 9:25:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats!!

10/8/2025, 9:23:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dig It Dan (@digitdan.bsky.social) reposted

Still can't do much in the way of detecting. Waiting on doctor approval for an MRI. Right now, I'm relegated to posting past finds/nature pics from walks. If you know anyone who you think would enjoy my content please repost. I've been getting a little bummed about the drop-off in likes/reposts.

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9/8/2025, 2:11:40 PM | 38 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

I'm just going to walk out here in the middle and take a long nap

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10/8/2025, 12:58:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out everyone was saying bad things about him.

10/8/2025, 11:11:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, but McGruff was a DEI hire..

8/8/2025, 10:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Dang, mother nature is ridiculous sometimes

7/8/2025, 8:24:59 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. Why is it that the generic Temu Kennedy is the one that lives this long?!

7/8/2025, 8:21:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

She's an American hero!

7/8/2025, 7:36:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

For sure. I just assume the worst from Trump, and he hasn't let me down yet.

7/8/2025, 7:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

She couldn't find anyone to bring her another box of wine. Staffing crisis!

7/8/2025, 7:27:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably mixes it up with little boys every now and again too

7/8/2025, 7:25:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

And he always looks like he's in the middle of shitting himself.

7/8/2025, 7:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

This administration is absolute scum.

7/8/2025, 7:15:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 8:33:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Oh man, it seems like yesterday we were harvesting winter squash. Thinking about this again already next month makes me tired..

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7/8/2025, 8:31:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Stewart/Colbert2028!!

7/8/2025, 8:20:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Postnatal=the point where Republicans stop giving a shit about a child's existence.

7/8/2025, 8:15:35 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Spam Blondi is gross. This entire administration are pathetic bootlickers who should be embarrassed.

7/8/2025, 8:13:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Also any parts about raping children being bad..

7/8/2025, 12:00:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Right now this country reminds me of the messed up future where Biff is in charge in Back to the Future II but way worse

6/8/2025, 11:59:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Mother nature is truly amazing😍😍😍

6/8/2025, 10:36:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

This country is fucking disgusting right now

6/8/2025, 10:33:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ken Paxton looks like he tried to hold in a huge sneeze, and it completely disfigured his head. Or it's from the inbreeding

6/8/2025, 7:23:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He also loved Big Macs and thought windmills caused cancer. Probably had bone spurs, too

6/8/2025, 7:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, those would be the ones..

6/8/2025, 7:13:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted

Stunning! A Timelapse of an Oxalis plant blooming.

6/8/2025, 2:18:24 PM | 5658 774 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans say this is easy, and even people on Medicare can do it

6/8/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Anyone who hasn't done farm work and thinks it's easy wouldn't make it through day one. Go ahead and try to stay hunched over or kneeling down moving around at a fast pace for even one hour. Then think about doing it for at least 10 hours 6 days a week.

6/8/2025, 2:21:58 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Looks like he fucked around and found out with mother nature👏👏👏dumbass

6/8/2025, 2:15:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

The Japanese don't want our poorly made death traps

6/8/2025, 2:13:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

100% agree, but when you use the word gaslighting, you have to remember that most republicans are idiots and they think that's what it's called when they make fireballs with their farts

6/8/2025, 12:10:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

I just figured he was discussing his plans for an underage rooftop nightclub

6/8/2025, 1:04:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed he was discussing plans for his underage rooftop nightclub

6/8/2025, 12:57:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd do some smiting

6/8/2025, 12:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

I'm just going to lie down here. Wake me up in 3 years.

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6/8/2025, 12:43:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it takes attention away from his shithead face

6/8/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at that dumb yellow tie. I bet his kids who hate him got it for him for father's day, but it was really his wife who got it because they don't give a shit about his scumbag ass

6/8/2025, 12:32:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Boy, it took him forever to realize that what literally everyone was telling him about Putin from day one was true. Bigly moronic..

5/8/2025, 9:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

My condolences. I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope things get easier

5/8/2025, 9:06:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just talking through his plan for a rooftop nightclub on the White House

5/8/2025, 8:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Please forgive me if I think they'll ignore the subpoena..

5/8/2025, 8:35:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

They're just getting ideas from Mr. Show now..

5/8/2025, 6:00:57 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Do they normally give the Nobel Peace Prize to child rapists? Asking for a not friend

5/8/2025, 5:58:15 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

These cherry tomatoes look like candy!! Man, im tired.

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5/8/2025, 5:54:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂thanks!!

5/8/2025, 5:52:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

It can't come soon enough.

5/8/2025, 5:51:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yet when we get information about him, we get bullshit like "he's a stable genius" and "he's 6'3" and 235lbs". Someone should fire those statisticians

4/8/2025, 8:57:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet when we get information about him, we get bullshit like "he's a stable genius" and "he's 6'3" and 235lbs". Someone should fire those statisticians

4/8/2025, 8:57:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaLumpyProletariat (@dalumpyproletariat.bsky.social)

Hello Bluesky! Anyone else tired?

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3/8/2025, 2:40:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view