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David Eoll

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created December 9, 2023

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Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

14 years ago ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

2/9/2025, 3:13:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

it's really digging in on this. it's like Trump with a weather map and a sharpie. ๐Ÿ˜‚

2/9/2025, 2:56:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Geoff Holtby (@gdholtby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

when you think about, it's actually kind of impressive to make a computer innumerate. like that's its one job. it's in the name.

2/9/2025, 12:14:39 AM | 168 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahh... when you said "from the W" I thought you meant from the west. Sorry, I'm not from DC.

2/9/2025, 2:51:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right, sounds like like an eating establishment. This pic is from the VUE Rooftop. The perspective looks correct.

picture taken from the VUE Rooftop facing the White House.
2/9/2025, 2:44:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, looks like it's the Lincoln Bedroom.

2/9/2025, 2:31:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

it's obviously being filmed from the grassy knoll ๐Ÿ˜‚

2/9/2025, 2:16:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's filmed from the east, facing west. Isn't that the EEOB in the background? So maybe filmed from an office in the Treasury building?

2/9/2025, 2:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

pop song 89

2/9/2025, 12:54:14 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Pilgrimage

2/9/2025, 12:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

This timeline sucks balls.

1/9/2025, 11:03:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

hE kEpT uS sAfE ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคก

1/9/2025, 8:51:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the East Wing, correct?

1/9/2025, 7:01:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump looks like he's in heart failure. What's the over/under on his ejection fraction? ๐Ÿค”

1/9/2025, 6:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

noun verb Hannibal Lecter

1/9/2025, 2:27:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

1/9/2025, 2:27:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

He works from early in the morning until late in the evening. He makes many calls and has many meetings. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

1/9/2025, 12:13:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"If President Trump hadn't turned the Giant Faucet around, L.A. would've dried up and blown away."

31/8/2025, 5:27:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

So, Laura Loomer and a couple other people? Or just Laura? ๐Ÿค”

31/8/2025, 3:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Look how he turns his back on the kid and pretends not to hear him. He knows what he did.

31/8/2025, 2:15:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Szczerek is a huge piece of shit. Sue me, bro.

31/8/2025, 11:47:43 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobel Taco Prize

31/8/2025, 11:34:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

they're political cicadas. they're in their underground pupae phase awaiting the next presidential election.

31/8/2025, 1:20:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

the monsters inc secretary and Mary Trump have similar hair.
30/8/2025, 10:35:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"destroying" would be more apt now. "endangering" was during his confirmation hearings.

30/8/2025, 5:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

in only seven months. damn, that was quick.

30/8/2025, 3:49:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

they'll be roofing and picking lettuce next.

30/8/2025, 3:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

cat at a press conference saying
30/8/2025, 4:21:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll be talking to the WH Curator within the hour to get new couches for the Oval Office.

30/8/2025, 4:17:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Haig had things under control. It was fine.

30/8/2025, 3:11:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I made the same observation that day, and you are the only other person I've seen talk about it.

30/8/2025, 3:09:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:41:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

temu fascism

29/8/2025, 5:50:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"halls of power" lmfao! I thought we were talking about the Democrats.

28/8/2025, 1:45:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know about other folks, but around our kitchen table we're talking about the fascist crackdown. ๐Ÿค”

28/8/2025, 1:42:58 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

full-scale assault on the Age of Enlightenment

28/8/2025, 12:45:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

fAkE nEwS ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

27/8/2025, 9:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

it kinda is

27/8/2025, 9:54:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE or cartel? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง

27/8/2025, 9:49:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"only 41%" oh is that all. jfc

27/8/2025, 7:23:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

putting the crypto back in crypto-fascism

27/8/2025, 6:56:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

also a new type of sanitation arm, apparently.

27/8/2025, 5:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they giving odds on whether this will be used as a pretext for sending in the National Guard?

27/8/2025, 4:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

trial by sharpie

27/8/2025, 2:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

The camo + high-vis vests is brilliant.

27/8/2025, 1:30:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Is his hoodie at the cleaner's?

27/8/2025, 4:44:04 AM | 75 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social)

noun verb Hannibal Lecter

26/8/2025, 8:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"we're nothing" Wow.

26/8/2025, 7:23:41 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

We're looking at you, John Roberts. ๐Ÿคจ

26/8/2025, 2:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

History is watching. And it's taking down names.

26/8/2025, 1:47:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"He's a f***ing moron." -- Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, 2017

26/8/2025, 1:09:01 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

He sits on every chair like he's sitting on a toilet. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

26/8/2025, 12:56:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

he's digging further into Biden's age. y'know, important stuff.

25/8/2025, 7:11:43 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

25/8/2025, 7:10:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

gerbil psychologist i missed my calling

25/8/2025, 6:56:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

"Japan was, wanted to go, they want to get on." Translation, please.

25/8/2025, 6:19:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

who do you think the person in Maryland got it from?

25/8/2025, 1:25:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

ivermectin clears this right up

25/8/2025, 1:24:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she was right ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

25/8/2025, 1:50:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really arguing against you, per se. I guess I'm saying it's worse than you're indicating. It would be bad enough if they were failing to stand up against oppression. They're actually standing up *with* the oppressors. But, yeah we're agreed that these are the same people.

24/8/2025, 6:40:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not even joking. Here's your 2A guys occupying the Michigan state house in 2020. Spot the difference.

more masked goons
24/8/2025, 5:58:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

looking for the 2A militia guys? I found them:

masked ICE goons
24/8/2025, 5:54:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

The Last Temptation of Qui-Gon

24/8/2025, 5:31:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

The cracker barrel rebrand is a distraction. Putting American cities under military occupation is not. It's the main event.

24/8/2025, 4:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Cohen (@paulecohen.bsky.social) reposted

the crisis in which the University of Chicago is now engulfed -- one entirely of its own making, and which has led to the (hopefully temporary) suspension of admissions into numerous PhD programs in the humanities -- represents I think a seismic event in the history of American higher education 1/

23/8/2025, 3:51:05 PM | 1835 565 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/davi...

24/8/2025, 2:29:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

woke

24/8/2025, 1:28:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social)

The Exorcist. I think I was 10? Not only did I not sleep that night, I refused to even turn my bedroom light off.

24/8/2025, 2:50:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 12:05:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 11:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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two weeks

23/8/2025, 10:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

omg ๐Ÿ˜‚

23/8/2025, 6:23:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we talk about his droopy right eye yet? When will we be allowed to talk about his droopy eye? Jake Tapper was reached for comment: "Biden old."

23/8/2025, 12:18:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:07:53 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump laughs in the face of Harding and McKinley.

23/8/2025, 1:56:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Los Angeles was Ft Sumter. The war is now well under way.

23/8/2025, 12:10:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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eating while black someone called in a complaint

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22/8/2025, 10:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:59:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"take everybody out" ๐Ÿ˜ณ

22/8/2025, 5:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

make sure what doesn't come back?? ๐Ÿค”

22/8/2025, 5:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

22/8/2025, 2:44:57 AM | 7315 1972 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

no puppet no puppet ur the puppet ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

22/8/2025, 3:44:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

John Roberts is a name which will live in infamy.

22/8/2025, 1:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 4:10:41 AM | 5 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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sad squeaky tanks

22/8/2025, 4:10:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

wow. that's crazy. almost as if having money for rent means you won't have to live on the street. wild.

22/8/2025, 3:09:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

robbed by masked bandits

21/8/2025, 11:17:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was a f'ing classic ๐Ÿ˜‚

21/8/2025, 10:44:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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great explanation of TTO fraud decision today ๐Ÿงต

21/8/2025, 9:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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will be be riding the squeaky tank?

21/8/2025, 6:21:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 6:17:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"YOU SUCKED IN HOME ALONE 2"

21/8/2025, 6:11:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

a concept of a plan

21/8/2025, 5:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

still bullshit, the penalty was too small.

21/8/2025, 4:50:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but one of his golf pals has a couple million gallons of black paint to sell, so...

21/8/2025, 4:36:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

As I recall, the specific powers granted to the President are >enumerated< elsewhere in Article II. But, I guess the idea that that would limit the power of the President is now quaint.

21/8/2025, 2:57:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you.

21/8/2025, 2:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

Just out of curiosity, what was the one sentence to which they were referring?

21/8/2025, 1:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Eoll (@davideoll.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never carried proof of citizenship just to ride the subway. Do we have to do that now?

21/8/2025, 4:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view