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Det. Mac

@detmac.bsky.social

PI. Former teacher. ♾️🖕🏻 Trump & all MAGAts. Sweary, acid snark. @MelMac918 on that other dystopian hellscape. 📸🐶🐯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏈🎣🇺🇦🍁🦡 #veritas VIPros.biz

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

1/9/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 17276 6465 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 19660 4479 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Any progress on the guillotines w garnet drops? 🤗

1/9/2025, 6:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted

I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey 😂💗

31/8/2025, 10:34:05 PM | 9802 1124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marcie Lipsitt (@mlipsitt.bsky.social) reposted

WOW, must see TV!

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31/8/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 2255 1126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

And when Golden Corral runs out of gravy.

30/8/2025, 1:10:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 1:03:47 PM | 37088 11630 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enrich12 (@enrich12.bsky.social) reposted

I am all out of shits.

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30/8/2025, 11:17:29 AM | 233 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

#loser

30/8/2025, 12:34:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked

30/8/2025, 12:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

And Scott Jennings can get himself a one-way ticket to Fuckoffistan.

30/8/2025, 6:43:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, Rand Paul made his up, so…

30/8/2025, 6:33:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social)

#Caturday

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30/8/2025, 4:00:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And her family gets $5m tax dollars.

30/8/2025, 3:55:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Jamie Gomer is a hillbilly douche.

30/8/2025, 3:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s GORGEOUS!!

30/8/2025, 3:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

I have some but only use it for … major transactions.

30/8/2025, 3:32:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

He won’t, though. He’s never even SEEN a vagina…

30/8/2025, 3:20:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

‼️‼️

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29/8/2025, 6:13:25 PM | 18564 4851 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I send you all $$$. Keep at it!!!!

30/8/2025, 3:17:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.

28/8/2025, 11:16:12 PM | 9251 1869 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she die? I hear tell we all do…

30/8/2025, 3:07:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.

28/8/2025, 10:42:15 PM | 15809 2779 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮♾️

27/8/2025, 9:50:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Not unable. Unwilling.

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27/8/2025, 9:42:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

27/8/2025, 9:33:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted

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27/8/2025, 2:59:56 AM | 348 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

I love it that in this clip, Liddle Marco looks like he wants the floor to just swallow him up.

27/8/2025, 8:20:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮♾️

27/8/2025, 8:09:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. Not an authoritarian dictator. Nope, nope, nope.

27/8/2025, 7:41:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮♾️

27/8/2025, 7:38:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

FAFO. Votes have consequences.

27/8/2025, 7:27:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

He. Is. A. Ghoul.

27/8/2025, 7:24:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Terse email to follow. 🙄

27/8/2025, 7:19:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮♾️

27/8/2025, 7:15:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

When Rand Paul is the voice of reason, you know we are all fucked.

26/8/2025, 4:17:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

And some Vagisil.

26/8/2025, 4:11:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🦋🏆

26/8/2025, 3:57:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DDagger2024 (@ddagger2024.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

#ClotsandPrayers let’s get this trending!!

26/8/2025, 3:08:00 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait…

26/8/2025, 3:38:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, please!!!

26/8/2025, 3:36:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SM is a fucking ghoul.

26/8/2025, 3:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Diane (@dianesf.bsky.social) reposted

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25/8/2025, 8:28:34 PM | 1865 717 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

25/8/2025, 4:24:33 PM | 48348 12122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.

25/8/2025, 1:51:13 PM | 19158 6687 | View on Bluesky | view

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💙💛♾️

25/8/2025, 4:52:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Not something more timely, like President Cankles?

25/8/2025, 4:42:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing worse than DeathSantis’ deliberate cruelty is that he’s soooooo goddamned dumb.

25/8/2025, 4:41:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

She is the unmitigated c-word.

25/8/2025, 4:37:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯♾️

24/8/2025, 8:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:10:42 AM | 5831 2004 | View on Bluesky | view

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This made my whole Sunday.

24/8/2025, 11:50:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Susan Collins is also concerned.

24/8/2025, 11:45:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he even OWN a suit jacket? Or are they all still in the showers at OSU?

24/8/2025, 4:27:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is sooooo goddamned dumb.

24/8/2025, 4:23:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Saint Lawrence (@robertsaintlawrence.social) reposted

#FDT

24/8/2025, 4:06:59 AM | 185 118 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏🏻♾️

24/8/2025, 4:05:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you noticed:

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24/8/2025, 3:54:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social)

Almost missed #caturday !!!

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24/8/2025, 3:50:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Badge of honor, for sure.

24/8/2025, 3:41:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Meeeeee toooooooo. ❤️

23/8/2025, 6:16:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We older women have already sprouted the extra-long whiskers, so there’s that.

23/8/2025, 6:08:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

There you go with the facts, again…

23/8/2025, 9:55:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

No soul in there.

23/8/2025, 9:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🏆🦋

23/8/2025, 9:39:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And not a giant corporation with homophobic policies.

23/8/2025, 9:38:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you’re going to ______?_______ into money?

23/8/2025, 9:37:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

If that were true, she’s such an idiot, she’d chip her teef with it.

23/8/2025, 9:35:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮♾️

23/8/2025, 9:33:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have the guillotine necklaces in yet — with the garnet drops?

23/8/2025, 5:02:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) reposted

Virginia Giuffre’s lawyer Sigrid McCawley reacts to the Maxwell transcripts, saying Maxwell “repeatedly and brazenly lied” to the government and is trying to “recreate history.” Full statement

I sat across the deposition table from Ghislaine Maxwell when she lied repeatedly – one question after the next. We have witnessed that again with the release of Maxwell’s interview where this convicted felon repeatedly and brazenly lied on the record to the government. Maxwell ruined countless young lives with impunity for too long. Her effort to recreate history and distance herself from Epstein should not and will not be tolerated. The documents don’t lie, the multiple witnesses that testified against her at trial didn’t lie – the only person lying is Maxwell.
23/8/2025, 1:53:12 AM | 14758 5334 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve heard Uganda…?

23/8/2025, 4:51:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Fixed!

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Sears & Roebuck.

23/8/2025, 12:23:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY ISN’T THIS GETTING MORE ATTENTION??!

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23/8/2025, 12:22:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Dear @govpritzker.illinois.gov, Please, do the all caps trolling of Donald next? 🙏 You have My permission to keep the gag going.

22/8/2025, 2:35:54 AM | 2587 340 | View on Bluesky | view

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🏆🦋

22/8/2025, 2:57:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep the count!!!!!

22/8/2025, 2:55:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cvnt.

22/8/2025, 2:39:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

I read that they just can’t send any new detainees there. Is it really closing??!

22/8/2025, 2:38:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking self-righteous asshole bigot. 😈🔥♾️

22/8/2025, 2:36:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

😬

22/8/2025, 1:46:59 AM | 11315 3375 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

They’re lighting democracy on fire.

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Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Still trying to be relevant.

22/8/2025, 2:34:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kumar Rao (@kumar.bsky.social) reposted

Tremendous crossover move right here:

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🤣🤣🤣

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Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot Joe going to Mara Lardo to kiss the ring right after the last election — but then lied and said he was getting an understanding of the man he’d have to cover for 4 more years. BS

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Including American Pie, but that was pre-‘80s.

21/8/2025, 3:21:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a ghoul.

21/8/2025, 3:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

I for one am concerned.

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Yaaaaaasssssss

20/8/2025, 5:21:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Oprah. 😡

20/8/2025, 5:16:06 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@newyorkstateag.bsky.social Please keep fighting the good fights. There are sooooo many fronts and you must be exhausted. Please don’t quit. ❤️Louisville

20/8/2025, 5:13:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Det. Mac (@detmac.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re the same people who claimed constitutional infringement due to COVID masks, but now are badgeless immigration goons… in masks.

20/8/2025, 5:00:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can’t arrest us all.

20/8/2025, 4:59:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer twat.

20/8/2025, 4:56:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boring and normal are too nice. Better descriptors: spineless, naïve, weak, indecisive, afraid.

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