Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
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Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.
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Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s been on a lucrative vacation / endless scam since he stopped by his inauguration 7+ months ago 😡
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t exactly help us when the government has decided Americans are too expensive and bans lifesaving healthcare and disease prevention 🤷🏻♀️
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
oh please oh please oh please 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 oh please oh please oh please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Balls + a sociopathic podcaster = zero.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope this can be resolved amicably, but I’m ready for whatever comes.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a possibility, but seems like he’s suffering a number of rapidly progressive diseases. He’s short circuiting everywhere.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
What did the capitulants think would happen?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The police and DHS already have.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump 2.0 is a disaster for the living.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Death must be imminent if Trump is hoping to atone for abandoning his supporters to ridicule and poverty.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The questions will be vetted softballs and the GOP never squirms — they have no morals.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
Paging Governor Pritzker ☎️
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
IL needs to adopt this policy PDQ!
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Forbes caters to the rich.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that’s brilliant 🎯
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Johnson is a spineless eunuch.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty confident the Kremlin didn’t need to penetrate Fox News. Fox probably has a direct line with Moscow.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Millions of functional humans weren’t credible enough?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
Trump’s beginning to resemble a shar pei 🫣
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
How surprising
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Arrest ICE agents the second they assault or attempt to kidnap any Chicago resident. Jail them and try them. In Illinois. That’s what the PA attorney general plans to do in PA.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not just Trump. The spineless GOP bagmen in both houses of Congress have eagerly surrendered their power.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Give them time.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Me. Cankles is cheerfully bankrupting the United States hoping to look like a big man.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yippee!
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Will Chicago be the new Fort Sumter?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t affect Trump. They’re gone.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP believes we’re all as easily manipulated as Mr. Cankles.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell awaits, Mr. Cankles.
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Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
More likely he was fleeing the police.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t those De Santis’s boots?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
So?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, Trump himself is barely standing.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m betting Trump is done. Vought / Heritage Foundation are issuing the orders now.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s how I feel about the entire U.S. gov’t. They were just there governing like champs 24x7x365.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The depth and breadth and relentlessness of Trump’s evil can’t possibly be replicated, can it?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Speeds up the corruption in the WH.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP’s ‘public safety’ is actually constitutional infringement. Gaslighted deception is standard procedure for those dimwitted humps.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
What surprises me is how proudly MAGA displays their unfettered ignorance, but becomes insulted when the world notices.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Betting Trump is more of a bed pan guy these days.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, Trump’s been dead inside for 50, 60 years. Is it still considered news at this point.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Old Mr. Cankles shakes his tiny hemorrhaging fist at the still mobile world.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dammit.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t seem drunk with power so much as criminally insane and legally untouchable.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
We already understand: 1. Trump is insane. 2. Trump will destroy America.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
And the GOP will seek to intimidate, belittle, vilify, and ridicule them. I wish them all immense courage and unwavering strength.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems more about spite and retaliation, what with Trump’s love of destruction for destruction’s same.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like a marionette with his strings stuck.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is more than escalating tensions. This is the usual incitement.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
A truly brilliant plan if only democrats had the courage to implement it.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll be the new Francisco Franco.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The depravity doesn't end with the Grand Old Psychos.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
And what are you doing?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wake up, PBS. Trump isn’t doing squat. Russell Vought, Mr. Project 2025, is running the White House.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
The incels very brilliant plan is to ‘outbreed’ progressives 😆🤣😆
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
The Incels plan to ‘outbreed’ progressives.🤣😆🤣
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
DOGE is Putin’s eyes and ears.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Free the USA.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP is brutally raping America — you know, in case anyone cares.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Illegal until the ‘Supreme Court’ says it’s not 🤮
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Johnson would do well to shut his pandering mouth. He’s way out of his league defending the indefensible and despicable policies of GOP fascism.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is incapacitated — mentally, physically, emotionally — please, carry on without his ignorant grandstanding.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He should crawl back under his rock.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s still possible to feel hope in this GOP-engineered dystopia of a country. Pritzker is practically a miracle.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
the GOP is running like scalded cats from the constituents they betrayed and fled DC to to avoid revealing sick, twisted depravity.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
The latest Epstein Files dodge.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
Mike Johnson doesn’t respond to the truth and demands people stop revealing it.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump’s threatened by anyone with a spinal column attached to a brain.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
While the Secret Service is far, far, FAR from trustworthy, Mr. Trump is a predictable psychotic always seeking ways to endanger us all.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
C O R R E C T I O N : Russell Vought and Project 2025 are using what’s known as a pocket rescission.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
‘The White House is lying’ is the most unnecessary headline ever written.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He took the words out of Trump’s palate plugged mouth
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
It means America waited too long.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
of course they do.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump’s a wimp 27x7. He doesn’t go after anything, he sends knuckledraggers.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wearing black pantyhose over their faces is a extra weird. 🤢
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
High school level is pretty ambitious.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he cite his source?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereby bankrolling Trump and himself.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohmigosh, my pearls are clutched
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
the Grand Old Perverts, together again.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
they’re accomplished professionals being managed by corrupt criminals.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
All Hail CDC! Every department should do likewise🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m thinking market manipulation.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Insensitive and disrespectful are bywords of Trump policy, so what’s not to like?
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
They want no accomplished experts in the administration.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
🙃 I’m a solar panel in late summer, collecting all the warmth I can to carry me through winter. Usually run out by January, though 😭
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
America in a nutshell.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
ho effing hum.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Produce wealth by virtue of utter corruption.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll still send out troops to enforce it.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
No he didn’t. Taxpayers did.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Then sicced the NationalGuard on us for living in popular cities.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, PBS, you shouldn’t believe the propaganda of a Russian asset in DC.
Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social)
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