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Ditsy Von Whatsit

@ditsy.bsky.social

Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.

created April 27, 2024

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Pre-recorded, but presented as live.

2/9/2025, 6:04:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s been on a lucrative vacation / endless scam since he stopped by his inauguration 7+ months ago 😡

2/9/2025, 4:49:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t exactly help us when the government has decided Americans are too expensive and bans lifesaving healthcare and disease prevention 🤷🏻‍♀️

2/9/2025, 4:34:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh please oh please oh please 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 oh please oh please oh please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

2/9/2025, 3:59:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Balls + a sociopathic podcaster = zero.

2/9/2025, 12:53:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this can be resolved amicably, but I’m ready for whatever comes.

2/9/2025, 12:46:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a possibility, but seems like he’s suffering a number of rapidly progressive diseases. He’s short circuiting everywhere.

2/9/2025, 12:37:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did the capitulants think would happen?

2/9/2025, 12:16:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The police and DHS already have.

1/9/2025, 9:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump 2.0 is a disaster for the living.

1/9/2025, 9:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death must be imminent if Trump is hoping to atone for abandoning his supporters to ridicule and poverty.

1/9/2025, 9:09:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The questions will be vetted softballs and the GOP never squirms — they have no morals.

1/9/2025, 6:33:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paging Governor Pritzker ☎️

1/9/2025, 6:31:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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IL needs to adopt this policy PDQ!

1/9/2025, 6:30:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forbes caters to the rich.

1/9/2025, 6:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that’s brilliant 🎯

1/9/2025, 6:20:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson is a spineless eunuch.

1/9/2025, 6:15:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m pretty confident the Kremlin didn’t need to penetrate Fox News. Fox probably has a direct line with Moscow.

1/9/2025, 6:04:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Millions of functional humans weren’t credible enough?

1/9/2025, 5:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s beginning to resemble a shar pei 🫣

1/9/2025, 5:41:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How surprising 🫩

1/9/2025, 5:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrest ICE agents the second they assault or attempt to kidnap any Chicago resident. Jail them and try them. In Illinois. That’s what the PA attorney general plans to do in PA.

1/9/2025, 3:46:24 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not just Trump. The spineless GOP bagmen in both houses of Congress have eagerly surrendered their power.

1/9/2025, 3:06:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give them time.

1/9/2025, 3:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me. Cankles is cheerfully bankrupting the United States hoping to look like a big man.

1/9/2025, 3:01:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yippee!

1/9/2025, 2:49:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Chicago be the new Fort Sumter?

1/9/2025, 2:47:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t affect Trump. They’re gone.

1/9/2025, 2:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The GOP believes we’re all as easily manipulated as Mr. Cankles.

1/9/2025, 2:42:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell awaits, Mr. Cankles.

1/9/2025, 2:38:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:23:31 PM | 486 607 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

More likely he was fleeing the police.

31/8/2025, 10:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aren’t those De Santis’s boots?

31/8/2025, 10:27:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So?

31/8/2025, 10:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!

31/8/2025, 10:02:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, Trump himself is barely standing.

31/8/2025, 4:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

31/8/2025, 4:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m betting Trump is done. Vought / Heritage Foundation are issuing the orders now.

31/8/2025, 3:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how I feel about the entire U.S. gov’t. They were just there governing like champs 24x7x365.

31/8/2025, 3:04:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

The depth and breadth and relentlessness of Trump’s evil can’t possibly be replicated, can it?

31/8/2025, 2:49:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speeds up the corruption in the WH.

31/8/2025, 2:37:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP’s ‘public safety’ is actually constitutional infringement. Gaslighted deception is standard procedure for those dimwitted humps.

31/8/2025, 2:22:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What surprises me is how proudly MAGA displays their unfettered ignorance, but becomes insulted when the world notices.

31/8/2025, 2:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Betting Trump is more of a bed pan guy these days.

31/8/2025, 1:54:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, Trump’s been dead inside for 50, 60 years. Is it still considered news at this point.

31/8/2025, 1:35:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old Mr. Cankles shakes his tiny hemorrhaging fist at the still mobile world.

31/8/2025, 1:31:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit.

31/8/2025, 12:45:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn’t seem drunk with power so much as criminally insane and legally untouchable.

31/8/2025, 12:36:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already understand: 1. Trump is insane. 2. Trump will destroy America.

31/8/2025, 12:30:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

And the GOP will seek to intimidate, belittle, vilify, and ridicule them. I wish them all immense courage and unwavering strength.

30/8/2025, 9:33:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems more about spite and retaliation, what with Trump’s love of destruction for destruction’s same.

30/8/2025, 9:23:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like a marionette with his strings stuck.

30/8/2025, 7:59:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is more than escalating tensions. This is the usual incitement.

30/8/2025, 4:07:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A truly brilliant plan if only democrats had the courage to implement it.

30/8/2025, 3:36:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll be the new Francisco Franco.

30/8/2025, 6:26:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The depravity doesn't end with the Grand Old Psychos.

30/8/2025, 6:12:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And what are you doing?

30/8/2025, 5:56:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditsy Von Whatsit (@ditsy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wake up, PBS. Trump isn’t doing squat. Russell Vought, Mr. Project 2025, is running the White House.

30/8/2025, 4:41:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The incels very brilliant plan is to ‘outbreed’ progressives 😆🤣😆

30/8/2025, 4:36:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Incels plan to ‘outbreed’ progressives.🤣😆🤣

30/8/2025, 2:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DOGE is Putin’s eyes and ears.

30/8/2025, 2:36:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free the USA.

30/8/2025, 2:30:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The GOP is brutally raping America — you know, in case anyone cares.

30/8/2025, 2:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Illegal until the ‘Supreme Court’ says it’s not 🤮

30/8/2025, 12:50:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

30/8/2025, 12:38:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson would do well to shut his pandering mouth. He’s way out of his league defending the indefensible and despicable policies of GOP fascism.

30/8/2025, 12:35:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is incapacitated — mentally, physically, emotionally — please, carry on without his ignorant grandstanding.

30/8/2025, 12:24:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should crawl back under his rock.

29/8/2025, 9:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s still possible to feel hope in this GOP-engineered dystopia of a country. Pritzker is practically a miracle.

29/8/2025, 6:41:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the GOP is running like scalded cats from the constituents they betrayed and fled DC to to avoid revealing sick, twisted depravity.

29/8/2025, 6:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The latest Epstein Files dodge.

29/8/2025, 6:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson doesn’t respond to the truth and demands people stop revealing it.

29/8/2025, 6:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s threatened by anyone with a spinal column attached to a brain.

29/8/2025, 6:08:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While the Secret Service is far, far, FAR from trustworthy, Mr. Trump is a predictable psychotic always seeking ways to endanger us all.

29/8/2025, 6:06:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C O R R E C T I O N : Russell Vought and Project 2025 are using what’s known as a pocket rescission.

29/8/2025, 4:39:06 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘The White House is lying’ is the most unnecessary headline ever written.

29/8/2025, 3:14:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He took the words out of Trump’s palate plugged mouth

29/8/2025, 4:28:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means America waited too long.

29/8/2025, 3:31:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course they do.

29/8/2025, 3:20:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s a wimp 27x7. He doesn’t go after anything, he sends knuckledraggers.

29/8/2025, 3:16:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wearing black pantyhose over their faces is a extra weird. 🤢

29/8/2025, 3:13:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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High school level is pretty ambitious.

28/8/2025, 11:57:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he cite his source?

28/8/2025, 10:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thereby bankrolling Trump and himself.

28/8/2025, 10:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohmigosh, my pearls are clutched

28/8/2025, 7:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the Grand Old Perverts, together again.

28/8/2025, 7:51:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they’re accomplished professionals being managed by corrupt criminals.

28/8/2025, 7:42:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All Hail CDC! Every department should do likewise🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏

28/8/2025, 7:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m thinking market manipulation.

28/8/2025, 7:07:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insensitive and disrespectful are bywords of Trump policy, so what’s not to like?

28/8/2025, 7:06:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want no accomplished experts in the administration.

28/8/2025, 7:02:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙃 I’m a solar panel in late summer, collecting all the warmth I can to carry me through winter. Usually run out by January, though 😭

28/8/2025, 4:43:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America in a nutshell.

28/8/2025, 4:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ho effing hum.

28/8/2025, 4:35:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Produce wealth by virtue of utter corruption.

28/8/2025, 4:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll still send out troops to enforce it.

28/8/2025, 4:29:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he didn’t. Taxpayers did.

28/8/2025, 4:25:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then sicced the NationalGuard on us for living in popular cities.

28/8/2025, 4:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, PBS, you shouldn’t believe the propaganda of a Russian asset in DC.

28/8/2025, 4:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏 Save a puppy and discover the meaning of ♥️

28/8/2025, 6:12:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view