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Jon Lovitz should play the penguin in the new DCU
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Jon Lovitz should play the penguin in the new DCU
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Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Slay the Spire might be the best game I have ever played. What the fuck.
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$71.04USD for 3.54lbs For nice steak, thats pretty reasonable. For a roast cut like this. id want to pay more like 8-12 bucks a lb, nearly less than half that.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
So to translate this for US readers: $60.60CAD is $44.07USD 1kg is 2.2lbs So this comes out to $20.03USD per lb honestly, depending on the cut, this is perfectly normal in the US for nicer cuts like ribeye or ny strip This is not that cut, though.
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TBF, Akima; Drew Barrymore's character in Titan: AE overshadowed most of Treasure Planet for other.. formative reasons in my youth.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
it always makes me think of Titan: AE as well, probably a case of the twin movie effect. both are good but treasure planet rules. Martin Short alone lol.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
If you ever played Journey or ABZU, or even just were interested in playing them, in theory-like: Sword of the Sea is really fun and good and a worthy addition to the genre that Giant Squid has pioneered.
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They’re soft launching the president’s death
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Buttholes are like snowflakes: unique, delicate, and if you’re lucky one might even land on your tongue when you stick it out.
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Jeff Healey: Road House Beyonce: Austin Powers: Goldmember (its stupid & shes not altogether that good, but its a favorite since i was a kid) Everyone in the Blues Brothers. Alanis Morrisette: Dogma Bowie: Zoolander Tom Waits: Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Sigur Ros was kinda cool tho; at Joffrey's Wedding. Then they ruined it by trying to make it a thing with Ed.
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Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Mexican game console: "Nintendo Diaz" is that something?
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
My dog is so sad because he cant play with the kitten because she got spayed and has to wear a cone to protect her stitches. They are best friends and wrestle every night and he is HUFFING up a storm about missing her.
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are you kidding? he didnt just poop himself, he pooped stephen miller and laura loomers pants too. hes too good at it.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, seven or eight feet tall, at LEAST!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Shaun of the Dead The Mummy (1999) Van Helsing (2004) all these are I suppose less horror than they use classic horror as a premise, more action mostly Rewatched Van Helsing tonight and it holds up great.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
It is unlikely that it has happened, but when it does happen, it will be like this. We will not get a straight answer for days, as they continue to do the most damage they can before hell breaks loose.
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this is the USA, all states do that. I dont disagree with you one bit there.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
this is fucking hilarious
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in NC but with family in SC and am very familiar with most of each state. Dont pretend like SC is any better than NC in how they treat their worse off. SC beats NC in poverty, as in has more of it ( a bad thing) but just barely. and NC consistently TRASHES SC in quality of life.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlotte is like the south carolina of NC & not at all representative of NC. Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, or WNC(Pisgah, Asheville), or the Outer Banks are each on their own ten times cooler than everything in SC combined. The coolest place in SC is charleston, but because of slavery weirdly.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
probably a shop. Youd have to be insanely far away from the arch with a telephoto lens of incredible clarity for the moon to have that apparent magnitude. Idk about the terrain, but its technically possible if there is enough room to do so and you have a very good lens... I think.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
What beef is that? North Carolina is so far out of South Carolina's league that this entire concept is laughable on its face to any north carolinian. we simply do not concern ourselves with backwater shitholes like SC... we are NC for fucks sake. Maybe when they learn to make a road .
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i just watched thunderbolts tonight and was like... was that actually good? holy shit I actually loved that movie howd they do that?!?!? (totally amazed marvel was capable of that atp)
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yeah you gotta switch to firefox and use ublock or something. i cant even watch youtube on my phone anymore.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
What kinda nerd would walk away from Omelas amirite.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats easy, child rape and treason get you elected president, and being black or brown gets you deported. What part of that was so hard? oh you assumed thered be some consistency? lmfao. white supremacists dont need principles, they just need power. and they got it.
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Ok, Maurice.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
the movie is great and the show ends up being even better. LOVE stargate
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Iambic Octometer tho
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
blue states are generally less grrymndred, cuz we actually care about democracy, so there are more seats to gain by playin the same game these scumbags do. they are pinching cents. Id love some wonk who does math to actually lmk how many seats wed gain if every hard blue state just went all out
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
my favorite thing about this gerrymandering BS is we just win if we fight back & do the same shit they are doing. Red states are largely gerrymandered to shit already, or they wouldnt be red. The gains they can yet make are small compared to the gains we can make if we play hardball in blue states.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Texas is such a shithole.
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Yeah I knew it's fron pvz that's the joke lol
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
holy shit I did not thats wild
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
so the polar bear can be a metaphor? lol TBH, I loved the supernatural elements they made it more than just a historical drama and since we dont know what happened to them, fun space to play in. leave the rest to history channel to capitalize on.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it had one really good possible take: "what if Lovecraftian (known racist & xenophobe) horror was really just "I dont understand different things than my culture" like eldritch horror is really something simple as an inuit woman having agency at all. terrifying to someone like lovecraft
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
I think i conflated his trauma in that scene (having to eat a bit) with Goodsirs death. Man I wish season 2 was also about that expedition lol.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oho I totally misremembered its been a year. my bad. it was goodsir with his buttocks to the sky on that table. Im just glad I didnt spoil it for you
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
damn now I feel bad cuz I was stoned when I wrote this. but itd be spoilers for a good show!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Did you know you can be some kind of allergic? to Coke Zero that you develop irregular heart rhythms & feel like you are fucking dying every day until you realize what it is and stop drinking it & feel absolutely fine within 24 hours. Until the EKG, my Doc thought I'd had a heart attack, no joke.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats mean. I liked when he was cannibalized.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
for this reason, Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive has allowed my ADHD-ass to read again (I mostly havent in a decade, it is tragic. Big reader as a kid). He keeps it coming, fast and satisfyingly.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Also my mom plays bass (standup and guitar) so its certainly subconscious knowledge or I just have absorbed the vibes over the years of interaction with bassists.
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I am happy to share my ignorance in this because its way cooler to share the coincidence with everyone. I had NO idea who this dude was (I have *heard* of Charles Mingus Jr but I had no idea what he looked like and did not even know he played bass)
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
I was not making a joke, besides that I thought it was funny that I thought he looked like he played bass. I 100% did not know who that man was unless it was subconscious. lmfao.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
in the interim of posting that, I googled the guy, and lo. I swear to god I legit didnt know who that photo was of. i just thought he looked like he played bass. I actually even meant Bass Guitar, because he reminded me of Victor Wooten, who is a friend of my family (The bassist for Bela Fleck)
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy looks like he plays bass.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
"Shrug" sounds like the past tense of some heretofore unmentioned verb, but like "shrek" I guess?
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
literally just rewatched Rise of the Planet of the Apes tonight so ima just yell, "NOOOOOO"
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
this isnt even a joke, Ive always thought it was a creative design choice in Rick and Morty and it looks great here, adding a unique mutant element to her character design. never seen anything like it in live action.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes aside, theyd go great in a mafia movie, something by Safdie Brothers or even Ritchie if hed go back to his roots.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
love how they did JLaw's Mystique eyes in Dark Phoenix Legit looks like rick and morty pupils
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
hollywood corpo studios see this post; They reboot "the Marx Brothers" as a standalone feature. Tony Hale also starring. Who is playing who is still TBD
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, Daniel?
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit are you me?
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats a bellsprout. also the same convergent structure just appearing in plant life. similar to how venus fly traps resemble animal jaws
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
orthogonal to that but dont look up Hugh Grant's middle name
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
No lol, i dont mean shoot me in the dick, I meant: in the picture he is shooting his weiner like its an attack. it was also a vague reference to "Works on contingency, No Money down" from the simpsons
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
aww! Shoot my weiner!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
if we are all to go up against the wall, does john bolton deserve to be first? yes. but this is a chilling development.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Not much is more affirming of the possibility of solidarity of humanity in 2025 than these JOLLY boys taking fried chicken and stuff to these British schoolboys im serious yall
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
You are not a christian if you voted for trump in 20 or 24. There are no excuses available you shitty nazi idiot.
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only if you dont subscribe to the idea that peggy sucks. she is flanderized in later seasons, but peggy hill is a good person, and so is lisa. seasons 11-13 kinda make peggy seem too cringe IMO and I love her too much more than that.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
New Hulu Original Eenie Meanie is actually quite good. solid heist thriller with a few good twists and a real kick in the dick ending. way better than it had any right to be, love Samara Weaving she continues to excel
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Donald Rumsfeld was both the oldest and the youngest SecDef ever, under Ford and then Bush jr
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
The Vin in Vin Diesel stands for Vindaloo.
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Cursed Infinity Gauntlet
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Vodka shoulda been called Potatol
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
I dont care, Im still free, I shit my pants in Denny's *furious banjo-ery*
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
"having GREW some!" "We GOT IT"!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Y'all planning what you are gonna tweet when this cheeto nazi asshole finally drops dead? It cant be long now. I'm thinking of going with: "End of an Error." None of you assholes better steal it. please chime in with your hot takes and sick burns.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Near a tomato (Nier: Automata parody, set in a deli)
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
just to be clear, Gavin is a horrible neocon centrist who should never hold any office whatsoever. He is throwing trans people under the bus to try and court nazi votes. just because his current twitter writer is competent and doing good work, do not assume he is any type of good guy lmfao.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
as someone who lives on the east coast, they arent missing out on that much in the scheme of things. the west coast is way more interesting than everything east of the rockies combined. aside from food ofc.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Sleve McDichael
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
psh neither of them hold a candle to peak Fred Savage or Haley Joel Osment what the fuck are you smoking Joeliver? (That is what Joel is short for right?)
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel should go fully woke and change its name to Rapper Barrel so that Rick Ross can buy it.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
new meaning to "My Vorpal blade when snickersnack" Oh snickersnack means vagina I never got that.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
absolutely. Another part of this is that media is often a shared experience we bond over, we enjoy discussing etc.. When I legit cannot recommend anyone ever watch GoT, regardless of how good those first 3-5 seasons were, it basically negates the entire series. forgettable because it forced me to.
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i now realize this has been Gina Torres Erasure. She is also the best. I guess I just thought of her as ship mom and also shes taken. I respect Her relationship to Wash too much. but undoubtedly another legendary goddess of a character.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
"Pushups and pullups" clearly doing crunches/situps.. in jeans no less. hope he gets a yeast infection.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
"Screw you!" "Get in line!" you guys killed it. Id probably already seen you in Dodgeball by then, but Wash made you a household name for me. its been a pleasure following your career since. The voice acting alone jeez!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
@alantudyk.bsky.social Hey man I know you are famous for so many more things now and will probably never read this, but Im rewatching Firefly right now for the first time in a decade and this scene where you and Nathan are getting electrocuted as you fight about Zoe is some of the best acting ever.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
more like "havin' gruesome" am i right?? -millenial GOP consultant
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
If there is a hell (there is not) James Dobson is in it.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
My balls? Just fine thanks. Why did you ask? (this guy is a fucking weirdo chat)
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cyborgs arent fucking robots, clankerlover. this is cybernetic erasure. just because someone has a cybernetic implant doesnt make them less human. This is insanely offensive to those with implants and prosthetics. Canceled.
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Cutie girl next door nerd hyper competent Jewel Staite Hottie extremely out of your league elegant queen Morena Baccarin Summer Glau. Somehow both of those things and also going to kill you. I think the kids call it Yandere, but shes actually good and not really going to kill you (If you're good)
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Firefly is so good and somehow has the hottest three archetypes of women without anyone being goth, a true testament to early Whedon's power.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
trump literally 180s because someone convinces him christianity is real and he actually sincerely takes if seriously and changes fucking 100 percent of who he has always been and how he has governed. this would be hilarious and also cool and good.
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They literally cannot police us all.
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
you know how its illegal to call for the assassination of a certain guy? Idk about yall, but I think its time we Spartacus that shit.. lets waste a buncha FBI/USSS resources on literally everyone constantly saying we think that if the POTUS were to die violently itd be a good thing. I certainly do.
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lol if you can find it again i wanna see it sounds hilarious
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social)
Re: Gavin Newsom. Couldnt agree more. Dont want him to hold higher office, or any office, ever again. Also very here for everything hes doing meme-wise right now. We need it. This type of rhetoric should have been happening the whole time. if they had done enough of it in 2016 he'd have lost.
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looks delicious!
Djangus (@djangus.bsky.social) reply parent
I pickle red onion similarly often, and you gotta try cutting the onion the other way; pole to pole. Like this pic, but as thin as you can/want. I find the texture better and less onion flavor ends up in the vinegar (it stays in the onion)
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french orc: "HAWN HAWN HAWN"