Aged like a Hefty bag full of used kitty litter left out in the sun.
Attorney, wife, synchro mom, pragmatic progressive, lowercase-p patriot, RPG lover, amateur chef. Proud member of #BillsMafia, 2x tOSU grad. My opinions are my own and I have a lot of them.
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Aged like a Hefty bag full of used kitty litter left out in the sun.
I'm beginning to think that Cleveland Bill Belichick was the best this man was capable of without Tom Brady.
It's a young man's game!
I have regrets.
Oh, the A+ draft is absolutely cursed. But it's my job to nail the draft. Everything from here on out is up to him. 😂
That said, fucking NAILED IT.
Peanut butter bomb for sure.
Setting an 8 AM dentist appointment the morning after I was the GM for my husband's serious fantasy league, when the commissioner who throws the live draft party just bought a slushy machine, was certainly a choice. You've heard of Panic! At the Disco, but how about Hung Over! At the Dentist?
"This photo proves Trump is in perfect health." The photo:
I love how seriously Dan Campbell and Marcus Freeman take those sideline interviews going into the locker room at the half. Most coaches speak in cliches, meanwhile those two guys are out there telling Pam Oliver their planned halftime adjustments.
Does the winner of this game get to keep the mascot?
It's in my top 5 for sure. I have a lot of Annie in me.
That kid needs to be a walk-on! He drilled that kick.
Cincinnati chili is good if a) you don't consider it to be actual chili; b) you make it yourself at home instead of buying it; and c) you use it as a hot dog topping or for the Skyline dip recipe instead of over that watery-ass spaghetti.
I do worry that he is going to have a higher risk of getting more serious concussions, similar to Tua. After that last one I was worried when we were extending other guys but not him.
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
And even if you can't, you can beat them back into the shadows.
At that point he actually might be.
Man, I was picturing what the "moment of silence" during college football games would be like.
I don't think there's any way they could keep his death a secret for any length of time.
Gonna take him a while to dig out of the hole he put himself into.
I don't know how they stayed in business as long as they did. Every time I moved when I was in college I'd get 13 free CDs.
All of his relatives lived to their 90s.
If you don't like this, you don't like Georgia Tech football.
What did you see?
Bull Durham. That movie speaks to me on a number of levels.
Eh, whatever. We were all practically children back then. 😂
Well this is a must-watch.
A lot of them are on Facebook, but the problem is that I'm not really on there anymore.
I feel like if the Patriots did this knowing that we are shallow at safety, it's because they have no concerns that he'd be of use to us.
Fuckin' ludes
Go Bills! Ready for the season to get here. This camp and preseason felt like forever for some reason.
I wonder how many teams handle it this way.
Good to see you back! Always happy to see Bills journalists and media folks on here and you're one of my favorites.
I tried to figure out what they were saying about Christian Benford for WAY too long. I have issues.
You are one of the most relentlessly positive people I've ever come across. I wish I could be that way. I try to be optimistic, but I've been burned one too many times on this one. He always manages to wriggle out.
I figured we'd give him extra time to ensure that the knee gets to 100%.
Tre White not on IR to start the season. Hairston, however, is.
I didn't even know Bobby Trees was still playing.
His reaction upon hearing the news.
He was already asleep in bed when they made him a first-round draft pick and thought he was being pranked when he got the call. I'm still not sure what the hell they were thinking.
We can celebrate this annually as Basic Day.
100%, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if that was the number 2 factor in the decision.
There's so much wrong with this that every time I think about it I find another wrong thing.
Looks like Shavers made the 53! #BillsMafia
The negative space looks like... I'll be charitable and say the hilt of a sword.
I think most of them find it pretty easy. Imagine going through life believing that every thought that's in your head is one that needs to be expressed. Also, inchdick up there blocked me after that. So himotional when they get called out.
This was certainly a useful contribution to the conversation.
She should probably pay more attention to the road. So many distracted drivers these days.
Mike is as tough as nails. Dude took one of the hardest clean hits I've ever seen in football and kept going. He just wasn't good. Buchele played really smart football on Saturday. Might not be the most physically gifted but he processes really well.
He and McLaurin just weren't feeling the whole training camp thing.
Buchele outplayed him. Even in the Chicago game he was the only one out of the three who looked half decent.
I think he was last preseason's leading rusher, too. Not sure if Buffalo can still stash him on the PS after two seasons of this. He's not remotely athletic (sub-1 RAS) but he's got good vision and fundamentals. Classic low ceiling, high floor.
You spoke it into existence.
I feel like the first two episodes of Hard Knocks were basically "Let's get KJ a job".
I was assuming this was in response to my post about being a degenerate. 😂
Sanders didn't even make it until noon before getting cut.
After he got thrown out of the game last night for throwing a punch, it seems like a no-brainer.
I'd rather get rid of Moore or keep 6. Samuel is healed up and the cap hit would be silly. Was practicing all week but got sick, same with the punter. If my timeline is any indication covid is flying around Buffalo right now. Two week break is coming at a wholly necessary time.
Barely.
Marry Trubisky, Fuck Buchele, Kill White?
Did anything interesting happen in the last 10 minutes? I ended up falling asleep.
Yeah, it would be like me saying something positive about the Big House. But on the other hand, Cameron is built for maximum noise.
His IPP pro day puts him up there with Armstead, Lane Johnson, & Trent Edwards in terms of athleticism. I've said this before, but if he was born in Texas he would have been a 1st round draft pick. If anyone can unlock his ability it's Kromer. But I fall in love with high RAS guys every damn year.
He's drawn 2 defensive coverage penalties, if I've heard correctly.
TIL he was a college punter.
If my timeline is any indication, covid is flying around Buffalo.
Reminds me of this.
It's crazy that a guy that big and strong can also be that agile.
I think that's it.
I don't know what else he can do out there to prove himself.
For any other sickos who are listening on SiriusXM.
Might be worth checking if he has any eligibility left. 😂
I know this is his brother, but LEGENDARY.
I said this before the TD. If he doesn't make the 53 we riot.
Did I hear that Shilo Sanders tried to throw a punch at Zach Davidson?
Shavers sounds like he's doing a lot of the things that Hollins did last season.
Damar is a depth piece who has had to start way too many games in his career.
Could be the steal of the draft.
If the best WR in the country who happens to be a 2026 Ohio State recruit wasn't playing I wouldn't have watched. I've just heard how good he is and wanted to see it for myself without having to wait until next year. He and Jeremiah Smith together is going to be absurd.
I still have hope for Cole. Joe Marino mentioned that McDermott very similarly called out Terrel Bernard at this point in the preseason for his first year as a starter (he also spent most of the preseason hurt) and we all know how that worked out.
I have high hopes for Deone Walker.
But 2026 recruit!
A touchdown? That we scored?
I know it's both, I'm just not sure which is worse.
Oh, they're both examples of degeneracy. I'm just not sure which is worse.
Which makes me more of a degenerate: watching half of a high school football game today so I could see Chris Henry Jr. (who was exactly as advertised) or listening to a Bills preseason game on the radio?
A punt? By the other team?
Tyler Bass out here looking like he's about to go into the witness protection program. #BillsMafia
Terrible timing. Hope you get well soon!
He got 800 yards and 8 TDs last season and is 26. Obviously the 49ers think he'll be a backup because they've got an elite back (and now a top tier backup who can fill in if there's another injury), but I figured there are other teams out there who need him more & would have offered more to get him.
I'm amazed nobody was willing to offer more than that.
My first thought reading that was "When did he become a WR?"
I read what you said and it was still somehow so much worse than I thought it would be.
He didn't even wait to hear the details first?
Transfer portal open year-round.
Christian Wilkins trying to figure out if he has any eligibility left.
Go Bills, though.
NFL PI rules.
This is the first one that got me to audibly say "Oh, fuck that."