So Trump admits to 'making a deal' with mlb commissioner Manfred to get pederast and serial liar and serial cheater and serial better on baseball Pete Rose back on the eligible list for the Hof. "Making a deal" of course means bullying. What Trump threaten him with? www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
essentially "Go fuck yourself", that the acting attny general was in the room with them and the flunkee needed to see them. Ashcroft got a lot of respect from me for that.
The Dems and libs lost their minds (MOSTLY correctly) when Ashcroft was named att gen by Shrub but he respected the law and the office enough to tell a Shrub official wanting to get his signature on a doc advocating NEW tortures be used on detainees when Ashcroft was lying in the hospital to (cont)
Vance is always looking for a HAWT new couch to FUCK, he doesn't have time to actually govern, there are hundreds of thousands of virgin couches out there that haven't been fucked and he must take their virginity.
I felt SO bad for him having to stand there next to trump after explaining the situation and being forced to listen to Trump take huge stinking shits all over him with his willfully ignorant blathering. "You can inject bleach! We're looking into that bleach it's a miracle."
Toddler: "Daddy, read the part where the people in private equity are compared to vampire squid again!"
British accent: "TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!!"
I want a press shithead to grow some fucking balls and ask why Trump was so VIRULENTLY anti mask during Covid because according to him and MAGA, "You can't breathe with a mask on," yet has NO problem with the ICE scumsacks wearing masks. Ask him to explain his disingenuousness on this issue.
Was Gavin FUCKING that eagle?
Charlotte was the BEST. She was empathetic as fuck, except for flies and such which were SNACKIES.
It was SO enjoyable sitting back and watching Arch Manning simultaneously EAT ALL THE SHIT, have OSU WRECK HIS SHIT and SHIT THE BED. *Licks fingers* Simply scrumptious.
Lawrence Wright hmmm... This turned up on Amazon. www.amazon.com/dp/163424454...
I got into Graff clicking on C-Span 3 one afternoon and there he was blathering on about UFOs. OK, not blathering, but it pulled me in. His book was an interesting contrast to another of my fav authors Annie Wilkinson, whose most recent Nuclear War: A Scenario has left me unsettled.
"...not presenting proper cases...with...the elements of proper prosecution." What the fuck? This is first year shit in law school, stuff you PRACTICE. What does this cunt do, show up in court and screech "TRUMP WANT DIS, SO YOU DO IT!!!"
fucking WORST. They all need to be chained to fire hydrants so people can walk by and spit in their faces. But it is still a GREAT book, you just may need to take some breaks now and then and pet a dog or cat.
Two authors I really like are Garrett Graff who does oral histories of things like D-Day & the Atomic bomb and Patrick Radden Keefe who wrote Empire of Pain the ONLY book I've ever had to put down and take a walk cause I was so upset over what I was reading. The Sackler family is the absolute
Some REALLY weird shit being said by these two about Trump and the Nobel committee. Hurt: "I guess maybe they need him more than he needs them." Luna: "If the Nobel committee KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM..." What, is Trump gonna tariff them? www.mediaite.com/media/tv/hou...
Obviously they were praying to SATAN.
Turn it into a Steak & Shake or Buckees? Too soon?
Arch Manning REALLY shitting the bed in this game. Seriously, what had he done to deserve the tsunami of hype he's gotten from last season to now? Besides be a relative of 3 NFL qb's.
This Rep CUNT thinks Melania deserves the Nobel Peacer 'because of all the work she's done on the Russia situation." SERIOUSLY. You mean the war that is STILL raging and Putin has buttfucked her hubby over time and time and time again? THAT Russia situation? www.mediaite.com/media/tv/hou...
WHERE ARE THE PIES BEING THROWN IN HIS FACE AND THE DRINKS BEING THROWN AT HIM?!? YA GOTTA STEP THE HELL UP BRITS!! ACT LIKE YOUR LOUTISH SOCCER HOOLIGANS!!!
I like to picture JD Vance scrolling thru the furniture listings on Craigslist late one night and then he stops scrolling because he's found it: "For sale: 'Loveseat. Never loved.'"
Have you been curious to know how a MALE elephant scratches it's tummy? BEHOLD!!: www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO REMAIN IN PLACE?!?! THAT'S LIKE CONVICTING SOMEONE OF 1ST DEGREE MURDER AND THEN LETTING THEM ROAM THE FUCKING STREETS INSTEAD OF THROWING THEIR ASS IN A PRISON CELL. FUCK THESE MEWLING JUDGES.
Oofff.
Cats: "LISTEN... if you hadn't grabbed us and had our balls chopped off WITHOUT ASKING US FIRST, we wouldn't have to scheme our revenge against you."
Quite the murderers row of "I suck at my job."
Noted pervert and Rep Matt Schlapp declares he'd just LURVE to hug the mom of one of the kids who was murdered at the church. I want them to meet, I want him to stretch his arms out and her to SPIT IN HIS FACE and hiss "Fuck you." www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
Cat: "MY BOX has very low walls and smells like carrots."
FUCK MARK ZUCKERBERG WITH A LAPTOP. Keep in mind his FIRST website at Harvard let you compare pics of women and farm animals. That repulsive bit never made it into Social Network so FUCK Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher with laptops as well.
I know, right? I'm working my way thru the new bio of William F. Buckley Jr. (I KNOW, he's worse than I thought he was) and since it's new there are holds on it so I can't renew it. The book is REALLY good, worth a look. www.amazon.com/Buckley-Life...
get to that previous point, the repulsiveness of someone with a gun mowing down innocent people, because the Dems ALWAYS fall for the NRA/Reps/cons trap. EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. TIME. And the Dems are too mewly to even DARE to try and pivot we ALWAYS get the "TOO SOON!" bullshit.
someone had the fucking gall to take a pic or post it or it appears in the paper, but rather the reason FOR the bloody shirt or wall, the shitsack with the gun shooting children who are piled up. THAT, the person shooting and the gun, THAT is worth whinging and bleating about. But we never (cont)
ULTIMATE sacrifices our soldiers are making in this war." Now people lose all their shit if a bloody wall or shirt is seen, bleating, "I WAS SO TRIGGERED!!" "THIS HAD ME SHAKING MY PTSD WHY!!!!!" SPARE ME. Actually, its wonderful if you feel sick and disguste3d and shake. But NOT because (cont)
During WWII it took Life magazine nearly 2 years before it finally showed pics of dead US soldiers, lying half buried in sand in the Pacific. The editors had a note in the issue that the images 'may be disturbing and uncomfortable, but we feel it is important to show the sacrifices, the (cont)
It can be hard but try and keep in mind that Trump thinks this is all a tv show that he is the star of, that kind helps make sense of all the shit he does. Also his big goal this term is to make as much money as he possibly can.
The Dems relentless attacks on Mamdani are repulsive as fuck. "He's trying to make life a teeny bit easier for poor people?!? FUCK THAT COMMIE BULLSHIT!!!" The lack of empathy in the Dem party towards Mamdani and his policies is fucking gross.
My library stopped late fees and so now I tend to keep books out past the due date&I I feel kind of bad about it. Most of the time.
"Shoot, shovel, shut up," is what the White Citizens Council and KKK were told in the South during the Civil Rights Era. Schwerner, Cheney, Goodman, the KKK who murdered them were told, "Boy, you just forget where you were and what you did tonight!" www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
And NO reporter told him he was full of shit and lying his ass off about RFK jr, why? "But, but, but I might lose ACCESS." Fuck you WH press corps. You ALL suck this admins cock cause you're terrified of 'losing access.' Shame on you.
National Guard protecting americans from those LAW BREAKING LEAVES in DC. What a fucking embarrassment. I'm truly surprised Trump doesn't have illegals all shackled up doing this. www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
HARD DISAGREE. RFK Jr has DEFINITELY been inside a meth lab at least once.
"You just need a good bleeding! I'll get some leeches."
Here's an idea: a bunch of ICE goblins are in a building when SUDDENLY a water fight breaks out! Non ICE people shooting water pistols, chucking water balloons, SOME of which are filled with PISS/SHIT instead of water and by some random chance the Piss/shit balloons all end up on ICE.
Cat: "LISTEN... your foot is TOASTY and the right amount of lumpy."
Trump says Beverly Hills is an open sewer of crime, his friends there "leaving their car trunks and windows open and their garage doors open so the thugs and vermin can just walk in an take stuff, it's unbelievable, and we're stopping it very quickly" www.yahoo.com/news/article...
The Barn by Wright Thompson is about Till, his family, the murder and the events surrounding it all. Highly recommended. www.amazon.com/Barn-Secret-...
Anti-ICE graffitti gets defaced by some whiny Rep BITCH, the original artist defaces the defacement. www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
"We do not spy on friends." SERIOUSLY?! Of course the CIA and the US have spied on our allies/friends in the past.
Fuck Trey Gowdy with a stack of Trump bibles. "...those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus." FUCK YOU. Pretty sure the PEOPLE who created them were their mom and dad doinking one day. www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
There are like 3 different shows they star in on demand on my cable system, NUMBER ALWAYS GO UP!
Least shocking news ever. He was even WORSE then his dad when it came to booze and dope.
Seeing him as a racist shitbag in Men of Honor with Deniro&Cuba Gooding Jr the contrast between him as Twain, the man had some SKILLS when it came to acting, of course he'd been doing it for nearly 40 years.
Slo-mo means he's running super fast! I have memories of an ep that Larry Csonka guest starred and he and Steve had to beat the baddies at football. AND THE BIGFOOT EPISODE! There was some big news a few years ago about a movie but I guess it's 'in development.' The credit sequence still RULES.
Ah, ah, ah a RAINBOW design of different shirt colors to show how diverse and inclusive we are. Also somehow incorporate beating guns into plows and windmills.
Pancake: "LISTEN... I need to keep a CAREFUL watch on the enemy."
Trump: "The wind is EVIL! Many people are saying this, they come to me tears in their eyes, "SIR! SIR The wind is making me cry, blowing in my eyes!" and we're gonna stop this, it's gonna happen very quickly. We're gonna stop the wind it's causing these wildfires."
I fucking CANNOT. A fucking SONG?!? That's what the DNC has come up with? A FUCKING SONG all the Dems are supposed to sing?! You DESERVE to get taunted by Reps and Trump FOR-FUCKING-EVER for this lame ass shit. FUCK. YOU. www.mediaite.com/politics/dnc...
Saw Hal Holbrooke do his one man show as Mark Twain when I was in college and it RULED. Got to chat w/him for a few minutes afterwards and learned he was semi-improving every night, had a collection of stories&anecdotes and picked and chose depending how he felt/where he was.
Welcome Back Kotter is SO awful. I get a lot of tv shows weren't really quality programming back then, but so much of it is near cringe level awful. Travolta does POP off the screen though so...
I suppose the soldiers like it better than marching for hours on hot asphalt, right? Really 'protecting and serving' here. thehill.com/homenews/sta...
Pretty sure the answer is 'genetics ie how your DNA gets put together.' But, NO its the vaxxers and the gays, ALWAYS the gays. If it's SO important to find the cause why the fuck are you waiting to reveal it? thehill.com/policy/healt...
And the phone companies gave them out for FREE! I used to page thru the restaurant pages to see the different designs, Plus you could wreck a home invaders shit with a yellow pages!
Why doesn't Trump order Hegseth to order troops to get out in the fields and pick all those crops?
Hey Drew answered my question! It's the one about his preferred method of eating, baby-birding or IV. Thanks Drew!
REALLY great the NYT's is SO focused on this important story on which the hinge of our democracy is focused. Y'know, rather than pushing back at ALL against what Trump bleats in his pressers. Like does Maggie Haberman do ANYTHING but suck his dick and just report on the WH gossip and infighting?
I mean, Union Station? UNION STATION?!? Geez, take over something COOL like the Washington Monument. #SAD!
LISTEN... Schumer toddles out to the senate floor fumbles for his granny glasses and the mumbles "The American people will not stand for this," then has to collapse on the floor of his office and MEW. WHAT MORE DO YOU EXPECT FROM HIM?!?
He 'agrees' with Kirk on ONE issue, which is NOT plenty, it is far from plenty. How many trans athletes are there? A handful? 50? But sure hang your entire hat on that.
It's SUCH a delightful word. Pervert sounds greasy, oily, stinky, coated with grime, that stink that drunks have, that full dumpster on a scalding hot and humid day stink, the rotting enormous dead whale on the beach stink.
FUCK every version of AI and FUCK everyone who has worked on AI with a row of servers.
And you KNOW he watched a couple of 'hos' 69ing and he loved it.
to the CEO and explained the situation, then got to stand there and watch the manager's face as she got reamed out by the CEO. AND I got 3 days PAID vacation for 'mourning.'
My uncle died and the store manager suddenly acted like I was the single person keeping the B&N from falling to pieces. She actually said, "Can't you arrive late to the funeral?" Like, WTF. He was being buried in Arlington&I'd have been the ONLY relative who wasn't there. Actually got thru (cont)
How long until the actual police are all wearing masks and not wearing badges or nametags because of 'safety?'
Ya know what I want? I want a Democrat representative or senator to burn a US flag on camera, preferably in the square in front of the White House. Y'all say you believe in free speech and the 1st amendment. PROVE IT. Burn a US flag.
It's AWESOME when your manager says no and you go over their head to the CEO and they tell the manager to GET FUCKED and stop being such a tight ass. SO delightful.
"Ah wash mysef wif a rag on a stick in the tub out on da porch!"
William F. Buckley Jr was a TITANTIC sack of shit, but he at least debated actual adults who were his intellectual equivalent on his show Firing Line and in other debates. Kirk and Shapiro ONLY debate sophmore college students.
General George Marshall and his Marshall Plan take a shit on Trump. Marshall was awarded the Peace prize in 1953 for 'proposing and supervising the plan for the economic recovery of Europe.'
The slobbering and gobbling of Trump's cock in these cabinet meetings is fucking NAUSEATING and embarrassing as fuck. You know he sits in bed at night and watches this over and over and over and over.
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It was in the endless tsunami of Trump related news that Millers wife had 'left him' to go 'work' with Elon. I haven't heard any updates since the news broke.
Picture him in boxers and wife beater eating mayo out of the jar with a spoon while watching UFC.
Send it into the wind!
Because they don't want to lose their pwecious 'access,' even though, sure Trump might ban them for a while but he's a camera whore so he'll let you back in eventually.
There is a 'rumor' that the lass Big Balls was supposedly 'protecting' was in fact an underage prostitute. A 'rumor' you understand.
Nice, in an icky way.
You get locked in a room with a loaded gun.
And why are these 'brown people' attracted to him? However, it will never not be funny that she cuck his ass with Elon Musk.
Stephen: "Hey it looks like a big roast beef sandwich!"
I see what you did there, and I chortle. NICELY DONE. 10/10 NO NOTES.
LISTEN... that's a pretty mean thing to say about Busch Light.
Now, now, they ARE doing something, mainly getting richer doing insider trading shit thanks to Pelosi. Maybe set up a committee to think about planning to set up a focus group to decide on the Dems version of the Federalist Society?
I really like the tree and branches.
What can wreck the experience is finding out that dozens of NFL/MLB/NBA teams have owners who DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about fielding a competitive team, the A's& Pirates owners are like this as was former Clippers owner Donald Sterling, they only care about the money they make from tv deals etc.
Re: Farage A pie in the face or a shake thrown at him EVERY time he steps out of a doorway.
and I'll give myself an honor." Yes for his STUNNING work in Home Alone 2 and that Pizza Hut ad.