drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s genocide.
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It’s genocide.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Scavenger hunt: find the noun, verb, 911.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Sourdough toasts perfectly. 🤨
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. What we don’t see is him shoving those dogs through the hole while whispering, “buh bye.”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Relatively flat
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The Great Soiling
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Preferably with something visibly “bursting”.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Alf memes. So I missed the glory days. Dang.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Vacationing?
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even know him, yet I would take advice from Pistacio.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Leader Shroom Dong Don
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
The New Civility: Saying that someone has their head up someone else’s ass. apnews.com/article/cong...
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to reply, “This is why you lost custody.”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He does not have friends.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The tacky gift shop is pretty darn American, really.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps: If you are not a person who immigrated legally, you are one who immigrated illegally. It’s not hard to remove the adjective from the person and put it on the act.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
His ankles are bloating. His skin is sloughing off. His cognition glitches at an absurd rate. He finally knows the end is near and now is the time to leave his mark. And he’ll leave ashes behind to do it.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, George.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
As anyone would.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
How is this cost efficient?
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel’s stock value plummets when they remove weird old man from logo! As a weird old man, I say “Let them do whatever they want!” Not being on some sign doesn’t make *me* any less creepy!
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
“Putin would eat you for lunch.” And today, that’s exactly what he did.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Order a proper imprint…. www.totallypromotional.com/submarine-sa...
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein? Epstein.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I sincerely hope that there was nothing “accidental” about it. Truth needs people on the inside.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
When Trump's right heel catches ever so slightly as he begins his descent... Just a fraction of an inch....
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
Stupid vain old men....
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Little do those brain eating amoeba know how scarce the food supply is in Missouri!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s trump’s property now. Just gonna pass it on to the kids.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Guys go to college on athletic scholarship for “cheer”. How is this even noteworthy?
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
“The Craven Heifer” 🤔
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
Had to quote post this….
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
At least it’s not pedantically tossing quotes around.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Blep
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
How much damage can one dumbass kid do to a country?
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to be greeted with a hearty “f*ck you” from everyone they meet.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s pretty solid on music. ‘Cause he’s old.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” 🤣😂🤣
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” He’s insane.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
"Tangerine Tyranny" When a lifelong Republican wakes up and turns on the GOP
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
That was the DOGE-days messaging. We’ve moved on the the white-royalty phase. Gold, golf, and god-given land.
Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted
Multitasking matters. Yes, the news cycle is chaos, but don’t let this week’s distractions bury the Epstein story and Donald Trump’s role in it. He’s counting on you to look away. Don’t.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
“Lower corporate taxes” 🤦♂️
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Question: “Clearly the VP and Cabinet are preparing to invoke the 25th Amendment. How do you plan to respond?”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Go towards the light…. Go towards the light.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Tier 2 oligarch
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to do, but a truly liberating idea: *Respect* other people enough not to care what they think. Thanks for the reminder!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Toad!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Pretty tricky to use.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the show generously credited her marksmanship! 🤷♂️
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not leaving any time soon and Prince Jr. (or Prince Eric) will likely just add more.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
That does not seem like an adequate sentence.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Modern day facts! Modern. Day. Facts!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Then report it: “Senator X refused to condemn sex trafficking.” Put a cost to the silence.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
Through his attorney, the buffalo maintains his innocence. “Unprovoked, my ass, that guy was going to shoot me.”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
“Some people say you condone sex trafficking, Senator. Is that true?” Then loudly, “No denial from the Senator. I’ll take that as a ‘yes’.”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe some Senators should begin the removal process.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
gender affirming procedure....
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Fighting thru music ✊🏼 #arresttrump
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, it's just fine. No one is stopping him. One idiot destroys generations of work and we all just watch.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
How is this nonsense "unstoppable"? We are a demonstrably pathetic society.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
"It paid the bills. Put food on the table." {gasp... expire}
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. I was hoping for some revelatory gematria or numerology of which I wasn't aware.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Victim not "accuser"
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
100%!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Ralph!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
52?
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Megyn Kelly’s only talents are “white” & “blond.”
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t tie it w/o help.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Angelica!
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
I guess she’d aged out. But still seems to fit a certain pattern.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Charisma rather than gravitas. But yes.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Tapped out.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude’s a whore.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s insane.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
So. Trace the fingerprints! The connection cannot be denied!
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted
That demon tried to leap out of him
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Missouri kids will make fine meat packers once those jobs get opened up.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. God forbid your clothes actually stay on the hangers.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I would befriend them and give them the names of my enemies.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Because all that money is going to the operators, not the facilities.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s insane.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t seen the clip. Did any ask “Why?”
John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 (@thinkorswim.bsky.social) reposted
There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna keep it as long as he can then pass it on to his kids.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not planning to move out.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)
Trump has no plans to leave in 2028.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Bel and the Dragon
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The Energizer bunny should bonk these guys a few times with his drumsticks. 🥁
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he fall asleep more when forced to sit more upright? Can't get enough oxygen to the brain with the failing ticker....
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine? I hope to *be* that ghost one day!
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the F-word was onomatopoeia.
drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything at the passing whim of an insane old man.