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@drjeff.bsky.social

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created October 10, 2024

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It’s genocide.

1/9/2025, 5:28:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Scavenger hunt: find the noun, verb, 911.

31/8/2025, 10:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sourdough toasts perfectly. 🤨

31/8/2025, 5:44:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rory gets 👍👍 from Shadow.

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31/8/2025, 1:55:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. What we don’t see is him shoving those dogs through the hole while whispering, “buh bye.”

30/8/2025, 3:06:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relatively flat

30/8/2025, 4:43:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Great Soiling

30/8/2025, 4:19:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preferably with something visibly “bursting”.

30/8/2025, 4:05:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Alf memes. So I missed the glory days. Dang.

29/8/2025, 6:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vacationing?

29/8/2025, 12:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even know him, yet I would take advice from Pistacio.

28/8/2025, 4:55:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Leader Shroom Dong Don

27/8/2025, 2:21:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The New Civility: Saying that someone has their head up someone else’s ass. apnews.com/article/cong...

27/8/2025, 12:37:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I like to reply, “This is why you lost custody.”

25/8/2025, 10:44:57 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He does not have friends.

25/8/2025, 9:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

The tacky gift shop is pretty darn American, really.

24/8/2025, 4:10:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps: If you are not a person who immigrated legally, you are one who immigrated illegally. It’s not hard to remove the adjective from the person and put it on the act.

24/8/2025, 3:25:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His ankles are bloating. His skin is sloughing off. His cognition glitches at an absurd rate. He finally knows the end is near and now is the time to leave his mark. And he’ll leave ashes behind to do it.

24/8/2025, 1:15:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, George.

24/8/2025, 1:11:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As anyone would.

23/8/2025, 5:16:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is this cost efficient?

23/8/2025, 5:13:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social)

Cracker Barrel’s stock value plummets when they remove weird old man from logo! As a weird old man, I say “Let them do whatever they want!” Not being on some sign doesn’t make *me* any less creepy!

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22/8/2025, 12:40:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NJ (@tashjoeza.bsky.social) reposted

This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.

A tattooed knee, I think, featuring Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm in an apple car. Text reads: You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.
17/8/2025, 3:14:57 PM | 6584 1044 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted

“Putin would eat you for lunch.” And today, that’s exactly what he did.

16/8/2025, 12:32:21 PM | 6545 1910 | View on Bluesky | view

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Order a proper imprint…. www.totallypromotional.com/submarine-sa...

17/8/2025, 3:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein? Epstein.

16/8/2025, 3:19:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I sincerely hope that there was nothing “accidental” about it. Truth needs people on the inside.

16/8/2025, 2:48:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

When Trump's right heel catches ever so slightly as he begins his descent... Just a fraction of an inch....

15/8/2025, 7:17:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid vain old men....

15/8/2025, 7:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

14/8/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Little do those brain eating amoeba know how scarce the food supply is in Missouri!

14/8/2025, 5:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s trump’s property now. Just gonna pass it on to the kids.

13/8/2025, 4:32:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Guys go to college on athletic scholarship for “cheer”. How is this even noteworthy?

13/8/2025, 3:40:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

“The Craven Heifer” 🤔

12/8/2025, 9:24:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had to quote post this….

12/8/2025, 9:00:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it’s not pedantically tossing quotes around.

12/8/2025, 9:00:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Blep

12/8/2025, 5:29:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t steal. Sip.

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12/8/2025, 3:56:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

How much damage can one dumbass kid do to a country?

11/8/2025, 11:17:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to be greeted with a hearty “f*ck you” from everyone they meet.

11/8/2025, 6:17:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s pretty solid on music. ‘Cause he’s old.

11/8/2025, 6:08:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” 🤣😂🤣

11/8/2025, 6:05:50 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” He’s insane.

11/8/2025, 1:04:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

"Tangerine Tyranny" When a lifelong Republican wakes up and turns on the GOP

11/8/2025, 12:03:20 PM | 1578 721 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That was the DOGE-days messaging. We’ve moved on the the white-royalty phase. Gold, golf, and god-given land.

10/8/2025, 10:36:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Multitasking matters. Yes, the news cycle is chaos, but don’t let this week’s distractions bury the Epstein story and Donald Trump’s role in it. He’s counting on you to look away. Don’t.

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10/8/2025, 10:24:35 PM | 2946 1056 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

“Lower corporate taxes” 🤦‍♂️

10/8/2025, 8:57:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Question: “Clearly the VP and Cabinet are preparing to invoke the 25th Amendment. How do you plan to respond?”

10/8/2025, 7:42:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Go towards the light…. Go towards the light.

10/8/2025, 7:31:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tier 2 oligarch

10/8/2025, 7:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to do, but a truly liberating idea: *Respect* other people enough not to care what they think. Thanks for the reminder!

10/8/2025, 4:32:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Toad!

10/8/2025, 1:09:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Pretty tricky to use.

8/8/2025, 10:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the show generously credited her marksmanship! 🤷‍♂️

8/8/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not leaving any time soon and Prince Jr. (or Prince Eric) will likely just add more.

8/8/2025, 5:55:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That does not seem like an adequate sentence.

8/8/2025, 4:02:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Modern day facts! Modern. Day. Facts!

7/8/2025, 4:06:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Then report it: “Senator X refused to condemn sex trafficking.” Put a cost to the silence.

6/8/2025, 9:40:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my.

6/8/2025, 9:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Through his attorney, the buffalo maintains his innocence. “Unprovoked, my ass, that guy was going to shoot me.”

6/8/2025, 8:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

“Some people say you condone sex trafficking, Senator. Is that true?” Then loudly, “No denial from the Senator. I’ll take that as a ‘yes’.”

6/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe some Senators should begin the removal process.

6/8/2025, 7:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gender affirming procedure....

6/8/2025, 4:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

Fighting thru music ✊🏼 #arresttrump

5/8/2025, 5:26:52 AM | 551 231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, it's just fine. No one is stopping him. One idiot destroys generations of work and we all just watch.

6/8/2025, 3:54:22 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this nonsense "unstoppable"? We are a demonstrably pathetic society.

6/8/2025, 3:47:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

"It paid the bills. Put food on the table." {gasp... expire}

6/8/2025, 3:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. I was hoping for some revelatory gematria or numerology of which I wasn't aware.

6/8/2025, 3:42:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Victim not "accuser"

6/8/2025, 3:39:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

100%!

6/8/2025, 3:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Ralph!

5/8/2025, 11:56:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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52?

5/8/2025, 11:54:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Megyn Kelly’s only talents are “white” & “blond.”

5/8/2025, 3:14:35 PM | 136 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t tie it w/o help.

4/8/2025, 9:39:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Angelica!

4/8/2025, 5:30:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

I guess she’d aged out. But still seems to fit a certain pattern.

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3/8/2025, 8:45:34 PM | 2445 775 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein.

3/8/2025, 2:19:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Charisma rather than gravitas. But yes.

2/8/2025, 4:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tapped out.

2/8/2025, 12:50:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude’s a whore.

1/8/2025, 9:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s insane.

1/8/2025, 8:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So. Trace the fingerprints! The connection cannot be denied!

1/8/2025, 6:19:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

That demon tried to leap out of him

31/7/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 3917 829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Missouri kids will make fine meat packers once those jobs get opened up.

1/8/2025, 5:56:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. God forbid your clothes actually stay on the hangers.

1/8/2025, 3:21:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I would befriend them and give them the names of my enemies.

1/8/2025, 3:19:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Because all that money is going to the operators, not the facilities.

1/8/2025, 3:09:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DemCastDonGA (@donshantajr.bsky.social) reposted

Another day, another reminder...

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1/8/2025, 3:44:43 AM | 12383 4483 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s insane.

1/8/2025, 2:54:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drjeff.bsky.social (@drjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t seen the clip. Did any ask “Why?”

1/8/2025, 1:29:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 (@thinkorswim.bsky.social) reposted

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

31/7/2025, 5:03:26 PM | 11635 3174 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna keep it as long as he can then pass it on to his kids.

31/7/2025, 10:13:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not planning to move out.

31/7/2025, 9:39:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has no plans to leave in 2028.

31/7/2025, 9:14:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bel and the Dragon

31/7/2025, 4:10:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Energizer bunny should bonk these guys a few times with his drumsticks. 🥁

31/7/2025, 3:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he fall asleep more when forced to sit more upright? Can't get enough oxygen to the brain with the failing ticker....

31/7/2025, 3:51:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine? I hope to *be* that ghost one day!

30/7/2025, 2:43:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the F-word was onomatopoeia.

30/7/2025, 12:20:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything at the passing whim of an insane old man.

29/7/2025, 4:06:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view