Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Biff Tannen's almanac didn't see that coming.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Biff Tannen's almanac didn't see that coming.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
He did it live!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
How can everyone see this clearly except for the people whose job it is to see it clearly?!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is he so obsessed with throat cutting? It's always throat cutting.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, on the positive side at least they spent a ton of money to bring him in.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Who will be North Carolina's coach for that game? Drew Bledsoe?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
100% Like "also receiving votes for MVP" isn't completely crazy if he keeps this up through September.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Pun intended
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry I doubted
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
You predicted the DC resistance.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
It's my money and I want it now!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn't we pray for Priester? I'll show myself out.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankenfreude
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
There were literal fireworks just when Biden won. How much champagne would be required for a measurable change in sea level?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't *technically* wish death on anyone, but, well
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I woke up thinking, "Who can I send a video of otter rape too?" This guy beat me to it. Oh well, always tomorrow.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
WITAF is Uribe doing up
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Or here
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
How was Rob Z not the call there?!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Sighs in fan of 90's Big East football.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Sloan Ashton (@ashton7sloan.bsky.social) reposted
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. Quinn Priester sometimes is forgotten too since it was so early.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
But the guy you trade for is better! Like Curtiss and Chafin and Norris.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
A dumb and obvious observation but man an offense is so much better with just a few close calls going its way
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
The Rockies cluelessness is something to behold. The A's are a crime.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, to be fair, the light switch WAS for the cheat to turn the lights on and off, not to throw light switch raves.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Pittsburgh should be a phenomenal baseball town. They are getting fleeced and it's a shame.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
A home and home in season with a rotating opponent! This week Wake Forest at Syracuse Next week Syracuse at Wake Forest!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
sloomooinstitute.com/pages/chicag...
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
My family was at Shedd! And for the daughters - the museum of slime 😁
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Those dart tariffs man
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I think being a sports fan in general isn't far from gambling. This season I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! No. THIS SEASON I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! We're due! This season I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! Anyway go Brewers
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Third Eye Astigmatism
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Milwaukee brings the tactical brat and I can't think of how to use it right now but a sh*tton of beer.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Marquis Grissom
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah she was distracted by Jeff Treadway
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I was with my dad as a kid and a guy blows by in the emergency lane. Dad floors it to pass him/yell at him and, of course, we get pulled over. He told the cop he had to speed to get away from the dangerous driver I said, "wasn't he already past you?" He looked at me with murder in his eyes.
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🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️☠️ 😭😭
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Sal, Yelich, and Turang didn't even play. Goodness.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
DL Hall piggy back day
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
That is absolutely true and I can almost guarantee it doesn't happen. We need to come together and all that BS. Never consequences.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
The old "I have run stop lights my entire life and have never once had a wreck so why do we bother having stop lights?"
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know the decade of consistent writing and commentary are a clever ruse to maintain his Soviet sleeper agent cover.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
That is like post modern post inception
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
This question is inscrotuble.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
It is something to have been this hot this long and still only have 3 games (so far) on the Cubs. Get that to 5 or 6 and I can breathe easier.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they are so used to the Democrats not fighting back that they just keep trying to see what else they can get away with. It seems we have finally reached the bridge too far.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
A little further back you had the Charleston Charlie's with a great gangster logo
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
He pitched a couple years in Milwaukee
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Growing up in WV we had the now defunct Charleston Wheelers. Great logo. There was a shortstop who ended up pitching that came through.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I am no historian but I believe there was an idea that people in Congress would have their own ambition which would help check the executive, but this particular executive is giving them a path to what could be forever power. It isn't being feckless. It's being opportunist.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked my 15 yo to help with dinner tonight and he said he didn't know how to boil water. I thought he was joking.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
In this case I believe IL = Innings Limit
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's mistergynistic
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Public yet plausibly (ish) deniable trash talk from... Blake Perkins?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
“That’s what makes you weep for humanity?” Pride to Edward Elric
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
At least make it classy like I said good day sir!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
"Has a chance" implies that there's no guarantee.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Civale for Vaughn has a chance to be a trade for the ages.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG can he institute stop and frisk in Louisiana? I would buy popcorn.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
The Brewers are going to go get Zack Greinke and CC Sabathia and be unstoppable!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
That and maybe a week off. Or IL for the finger if needed. Earned benefit of the doubt but enough is enough.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Same
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Even beyond the black churches there are a lot more church going Democratic voters than people would assume.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope this email finds you..... Comfortable
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
So about those torpedo bats
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
The entire planet should be ashamed for doing nothing
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
If he is such an independent and enlightened figure as to publicly take such an obvious fallacy as truth - just think how many other important ideas he can be boldly wrong on! Make him opinions editor! - me an intellectual
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Durbin to 2B, Turang to SS?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't put exactly into words why this popped to mind regarding them, but it did.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
All the un or semi informed chatter would suggest third base is a focus for the trade deadline. I feel like unless there's a deal they can't say no to Durbin has earned not being benched for a rental
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm inspired by the actions of the wall street journal" is not a thought that I had anticipated
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Try sleeping on that co-worker's desk as a power move.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll die on the hill of 90's early 2000's music. Throw in goo goo dolls, third eye blind, counting crows, blink, green day, collective soul 4 hours later... Gin Blossoms, Tragic Kingdom era No Doubt, Ska, Toad the Wet Sprocket, REM, Oasis, OAR, Live.... Passes out
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
He could give $1000 to 200 million people and still have 50 billion. That's nuts.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! Pay me his salary and I'll say whatever he wants.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I can take or leave the DH (if you take it away I think it should be gone in both leagues) but I personally love the ghost runner
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
And Fatty Bolger!
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been on the one hand worried that it is just a matter of time but on the other genuinely curious what would happen if a deportation took a high profile college/pro athlete out. The devil on my shoulder would be especially curious if it happened to a critical player on an SEC football team.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that's called "shit poster" syndrome
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't decide which is worse - the people who want concentration camps, or the people who don't care about the concentration camps as long as you don't violate the issue that matters to them.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
It is for now looking like a proper fleecing of the White Sox
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Cart before horse, but if Vaughn keeps this up how do you keep him and hoskins getting AB's with Yelich as DH?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social)
@rdtopp.bsky.social The Legend of Andrew Vaughn
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you find the Louvre posts? Do people send them to you?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Many of my patients (Milwaukee) are Rohingya refugees. They are good people and I'm terrified they'll lose status and get disappeared.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Second order effects William Contreras is more than worth it. Payamps was too for quite a while Gasser showed out and hopefully comes back in similar fashion Mostly for Esteury Ruiz? All day.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Mafioso is better in the original German
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
I have also felt the shame of immediate like and/or reply. This idea is good. I will now stare at my post and refresh.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
A salmon would host a cheekily named livestream called "Upstream"
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
We should get hammered on Thor's Day! I've never received a high five.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Red Summer Sun.
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the same album but Crystal Baller 🔥
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerry, no - inception edition
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
Gus either doesn't know how they sleep at night or knows he's about to go in his crate, maybe both - who can say?
Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent
And then 2 years later they'll win it all back because people are goldfish. It is exhausting and infuriating that every election for the rest of my life will be existential because people refuse to learn anything.