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@dwarkmke.bsky.social

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Even Biff Tannen's almanac didn't see that coming.

4/9/2025, 12:26:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

He did it live!

4/9/2025, 12:14:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

How can everyone see this clearly except for the people whose job it is to see it clearly?!

3/9/2025, 4:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is he so obsessed with throat cutting? It's always throat cutting.

2/9/2025, 8:55:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, on the positive side at least they spent a ton of money to bring him in.

2/9/2025, 5:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Who will be North Carolina's coach for that game? Drew Bledsoe?

2/9/2025, 3:09:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

100% Like "also receiving votes for MVP" isn't completely crazy if he keeps this up through September.

1/9/2025, 9:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Rockies:

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31/8/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Pun intended

31/8/2025, 8:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry I doubted

31/8/2025, 1:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

You predicted the DC resistance.

31/8/2025, 1:19:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

It's my money and I want it now!

30/8/2025, 7:15:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Shouldn't we pray for Priester? I'll show myself out.

30/8/2025, 7:07:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Frankenfreude

30/8/2025, 3:18:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

There were literal fireworks just when Biden won. How much champagne would be required for a measurable change in sea level?

30/8/2025, 3:10:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't *technically* wish death on anyone, but, well

30/8/2025, 3:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I know I woke up thinking, "Who can I send a video of otter rape too?" This guy beat me to it. Oh well, always tomorrow.

30/8/2025, 1:56:37 AM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

WITAF is Uribe doing up

30/8/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Or here

30/8/2025, 1:38:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

How was Rob Z not the call there?!

30/8/2025, 1:25:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Sighs in fan of 90's Big East football.

29/8/2025, 2:38:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20698 6758 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sloan Ashton (@ashton7sloan.bsky.social) reposted

Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.

27/8/2025, 4:42:20 PM | 13156 3591 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. Quinn Priester sometimes is forgotten too since it was so early.

27/8/2025, 3:45:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

But the guy you trade for is better! Like Curtiss and Chafin and Norris.

27/8/2025, 3:39:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

A dumb and obvious observation but man an offense is so much better with just a few close calls going its way

27/8/2025, 3:09:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rockies cluelessness is something to behold. The A's are a crime.

22/8/2025, 6:29:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, to be fair, the light switch WAS for the cheat to turn the lights on and off, not to throw light switch raves.

22/8/2025, 6:21:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Pittsburgh should be a phenomenal baseball town. They are getting fleeced and it's a shame.

22/8/2025, 6:16:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

A home and home in season with a rotating opponent! This week Wake Forest at Syracuse Next week Syracuse at Wake Forest!

22/8/2025, 6:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

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18/8/2025, 3:22:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

My family was at Shedd! And for the daughters - the museum of slime 😁

18/8/2025, 10:53:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Those dart tariffs man

18/8/2025, 3:17:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I think being a sports fan in general isn't far from gambling. This season I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! No. THIS SEASON I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! We're due! This season I'm going to pull the lever and we're going to win! Anyway go Brewers

15/8/2025, 1:32:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social)

Slightly diminish a band: Third Eye Astigmatism

13/8/2025, 4:44:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Milwaukee brings the tactical brat and I can't think of how to use it right now but a sh*tton of beer.

12/8/2025, 2:19:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Marquis Grissom

10/8/2025, 11:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah she was distracted by Jeff Treadway

10/8/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I was with my dad as a kid and a guy blows by in the emergency lane. Dad floors it to pass him/yell at him and, of course, we get pulled over. He told the cop he had to speed to get away from the dangerous driver I said, "wasn't he already past you?" He looked at me with murder in his eyes.

10/8/2025, 11:19:12 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️☠️ 😭😭

10/8/2025, 9:53:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Sal, Yelich, and Turang didn't even play. Goodness.

10/8/2025, 9:13:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

DL Hall piggy back day

8/8/2025, 9:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

That is absolutely true and I can almost guarantee it doesn't happen. We need to come together and all that BS. Never consequences.

8/8/2025, 5:25:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

The old "I have run stop lights my entire life and have never once had a wreck so why do we bother having stop lights?"

8/8/2025, 5:16:43 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know the decade of consistent writing and commentary are a clever ruse to maintain his Soviet sleeper agent cover.

8/8/2025, 5:10:11 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J. L. Westover (@mrlovenstein.bsky.social) reposted

the hard stuff

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8/8/2025, 1:33:01 PM | 2258 492 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

That is like post modern post inception

7/8/2025, 4:37:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

This question is inscrotuble.

6/8/2025, 2:32:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

It is something to have been this hot this long and still only have 3 games (so far) on the Cubs. Get that to 5 or 6 and I can breathe easier.

5/8/2025, 2:52:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they are so used to the Democrats not fighting back that they just keep trying to see what else they can get away with. It seems we have finally reached the bridge too far.

5/8/2025, 2:24:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

A little further back you had the Charleston Charlie's with a great gangster logo

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5/8/2025, 12:44:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

He pitched a couple years in Milwaukee

5/8/2025, 12:42:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Growing up in WV we had the now defunct Charleston Wheelers. Great logo. There was a shortstop who ended up pitching that came through.

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5/8/2025, 12:38:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I am no historian but I believe there was an idea that people in Congress would have their own ambition which would help check the executive, but this particular executive is giving them a path to what could be forever power. It isn't being feckless. It's being opportunist.

4/8/2025, 3:21:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I asked my 15 yo to help with dinner tonight and he said he didn't know how to boil water. I thought he was joking.

3/8/2025, 11:07:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

In this case I believe IL = Innings Limit

3/8/2025, 3:11:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it's mistergynistic

2/8/2025, 2:03:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Public yet plausibly (ish) deniable trash talk from... Blake Perkins?

2/8/2025, 4:10:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

“That’s what makes you weep for humanity?” Pride to Edward Elric

1/8/2025, 7:06:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

At least make it classy like I said good day sir!

1/8/2025, 6:56:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

"Has a chance" implies that there's no guarantee.

30/7/2025, 12:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Civale for Vaughn has a chance to be a trade for the ages.

30/7/2025, 2:16:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG can he institute stop and frisk in Louisiana? I would buy popcorn.

29/7/2025, 1:55:44 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

The Brewers are going to go get Zack Greinke and CC Sabathia and be unstoppable!

29/7/2025, 12:58:53 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

That and maybe a week off. Or IL for the finger if needed. Earned benefit of the doubt but enough is enough.

29/7/2025, 12:07:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Same

29/7/2025, 12:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Even beyond the black churches there are a lot more church going Democratic voters than people would assume.

28/7/2025, 10:48:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope this email finds you..... Comfortable

28/7/2025, 6:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

So about those torpedo bats

28/7/2025, 12:19:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire planet should be ashamed for doing nothing

24/7/2025, 3:51:34 PM | 58 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

If he is such an independent and enlightened figure as to publicly take such an obvious fallacy as truth - just think how many other important ideas he can be boldly wrong on! Make him opinions editor! - me an intellectual

24/7/2025, 2:36:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Durbin to 2B, Turang to SS?

23/7/2025, 10:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't put exactly into words why this popped to mind regarding them, but it did.

23/7/2025, 12:36:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

All the un or semi informed chatter would suggest third base is a focus for the trade deadline. I feel like unless there's a deal they can't say no to Durbin has earned not being benched for a rental

19/7/2025, 3:14:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm inspired by the actions of the wall street journal" is not a thought that I had anticipated

19/7/2025, 3:11:08 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Try sleeping on that co-worker's desk as a power move.

18/7/2025, 3:01:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll die on the hill of 90's early 2000's music. Throw in goo goo dolls, third eye blind, counting crows, blink, green day, collective soul 4 hours later... Gin Blossoms, Tragic Kingdom era No Doubt, Ska, Toad the Wet Sprocket, REM, Oasis, OAR, Live.... Passes out

17/7/2025, 8:36:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

He could give $1000 to 200 million people and still have 50 billion. That's nuts.

17/7/2025, 1:59:38 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha! Pay me his salary and I'll say whatever he wants.

16/7/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I can take or leave the DH (if you take it away I think it should be gone in both leagues) but I personally love the ghost runner

16/7/2025, 8:39:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

And Fatty Bolger!

16/7/2025, 12:03:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been on the one hand worried that it is just a matter of time but on the other genuinely curious what would happen if a deportation took a high profile college/pro athlete out. The devil on my shoulder would be especially curious if it happened to a critical player on an SEC football team.

14/7/2025, 2:05:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe that's called "shit poster" syndrome

13/7/2025, 5:53:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't decide which is worse - the people who want concentration camps, or the people who don't care about the concentration camps as long as you don't violate the issue that matters to them.

13/7/2025, 2:56:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

It is for now looking like a proper fleecing of the White Sox

13/7/2025, 1:12:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Cart before horse, but if Vaughn keeps this up how do you keep him and hoskins getting AB's with Yelich as DH?

13/7/2025, 12:42:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rdtopp.bsky.social The Legend of Andrew Vaughn

12/7/2025, 10:45:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you find the Louvre posts? Do people send them to you?

12/7/2025, 3:57:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Many of my patients (Milwaukee) are Rohingya refugees. They are good people and I'm terrified they'll lose status and get disappeared.

12/7/2025, 3:11:14 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Second order effects William Contreras is more than worth it. Payamps was too for quite a while Gasser showed out and hopefully comes back in similar fashion Mostly for Esteury Ruiz? All day.

9/7/2025, 11:17:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Mafioso is better in the original German

9/7/2025, 11:09:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

I have also felt the shame of immediate like and/or reply. This idea is good. I will now stare at my post and refresh.

9/7/2025, 11:05:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

A salmon would host a cheekily named livestream called "Upstream"

4/7/2025, 4:24:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

3/7/2025, 6:58:41 PM | 98430 38400 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

We should get hammered on Thor's Day! I've never received a high five.

3/7/2025, 2:28:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Red Summer Sun.

1/7/2025, 2:17:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the same album but Crystal Baller 🔥

1/7/2025, 2:12:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry, no - inception edition

1/7/2025, 3:00:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

Gus either doesn't know how they sleep at night or knows he's about to go in his crate, maybe both - who can say?

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1/7/2025, 2:53:25 AM | 128 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dwark (@dwarkmke.bsky.social) reply parent

And then 2 years later they'll win it all back because people are goldfish. It is exhausting and infuriating that every election for the rest of my life will be existential because people refuse to learn anything.

30/6/2025, 12:48:40 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view