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Eagle Beaver Man

@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social

3 rules of Fascism: 1. Fascism exists in a state of permanent crisis 2. Fascism’s intentional incoherence is a loyalty test 3. Fascism will grow more extreme militarist pacifist. Socialist Financier. Bi. Building models of a world that we may wanna live in

created November 11, 2024

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It’s gonna need to happen but people aren’t gonna like how long it’s gonna take. There’s really no short term solution to a third of the population believing windmills gave their son gay immigrant cancer and any attempts at shortcuts are basically guaranteed to backfire.

2/9/2025, 3:31:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My last sentence was facetious but I think that a state-run Khan academy would be beneficial. I also think post-degree certs should be subsidized, letting people take a 6 week course either to stay on top of advancements in their field or in something new for free would be cool.

2/9/2025, 3:18:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people always exist but are usually 10-20% of the electorate & are evenly distributed across the political spectrum. Algorithmitizing bullshit has grown that number to 35% and the crank realignment has put them all in the same party. One solution, force them all back to high school biology.

2/9/2025, 3:02:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro really just fleeced them for 50 million and then just called cover zero every play until end of regulation. Incredible.

2/9/2025, 2:57:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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History is a story of forces and trends, yes. But sometimes those forces converge to a set of narrow inflection points, where a few key events determine all that follows. The people of Kyiv not just taking up arms but organizing themselves and fighting both voraciously and skillfully is one of them.

2/9/2025, 2:54:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Yeah so blueanons who think Kamala needs to stop the steal are turning an imperialist attack dog for Turkey that made a theme park dedicated to teaching kids how to kill Armenians into their Palestine” “What”

2/9/2025, 2:43:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boutique blueanon cults gotta be the weirdest part of our zeitgeist ngl

2/9/2025, 2:32:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a chance, he’s gonna announce some sort of aggressive action towards Venezuela.

2/9/2025, 2:30:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For some reason they don’t count it as winning if republicans aren’t happy but they’re never happy even when they’re in charge so they can never win

2/9/2025, 2:18:11 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A key aspect of Herbert’s DUNE (before his son ruined it)’s AI wars were that it wasn’t the AI that was driving the conflict, it was the people who controlled their algorithms in order to control people, not help them. A manipulative robot helps you control people, it actually being useful doesn’t.

2/9/2025, 2:14:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK was spotted in the equipment room with a divining rod and some garlic cloves

2/9/2025, 2:01:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every Dem partisan is at 2 extremes, the centrist consultant “republicans are smol beans whose beliefs like windmills have my son gay immigrant cancer should be respected…or maybe even adopted” or the blueanon “I want red staters to die of preventable illness” & surely those aren’t the only options

2/9/2025, 12:55:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BORTAC, aka FBIHRT for guys whose office bookshelf is made up entirely of 200 copies of the Turner Diaries

2/9/2025, 12:18:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was genuinely worried he was a peacenik/soft tankie type. It is genuinely so hard to find a popular leftist without dogshit or at least inconsistent foreign policy stances so I was recoiling before the hit because it’s all I know

2/9/2025, 12:09:21 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. OH. OH YEAH.

2/9/2025, 12:04:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a binary choice between an angered China & a heap of American corpses. Shore-based ASM/AA batteries & airfields will sink ships & shoot down aircraft if not serviced & the American public will be subjected to our first mass casualty incident since Vietnam. Not that mass cas is avoidable anyway.

1/9/2025, 11:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Nordstream was being inked, you could flip on any Kremlin state TV channel and find extremely detailed breakdowns of how Russia would covertly destroy various European capitals, with varying degrees of realism. We were always at war with them, we just chose not to see it.

1/9/2025, 10:24:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is your captain speaking, if you hear a light rustle that’s just grain stalks tickling the bottom of our fuselage, don’t worry about it.

1/9/2025, 10:22:02 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia is being forcibly demechanized by a country with the GDP of Arkansas

1/9/2025, 8:47:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real life used to operate on video game logic where if you weren’t seen when the crime happened or ran away long enough you got away with it

1/9/2025, 10:53:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“But you’ll die if there’s a fire and the firefighters have to come get you” yeah that’s how I’d wanna die if I had a wacky cartoon house, it would only be fitting to be consumed by my own hubristic creation

31/8/2025, 8:23:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a valiant story of selfless heroism, crazy how literally none of it happened

31/8/2025, 8:09:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He only hangs out with guys who were fired for recordings surfacing of them using the n word. It is literally the only type of person he likes hanging out with

31/8/2025, 4:51:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When these discourses pop up I always wonder how these people even go out in public

31/8/2025, 4:48:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The intentional incoherence is a loyalty test

31/8/2025, 4:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Woah, that mortar concussion really knocked your head there. What are you saying? Gay catboy Neo Nazis? AI girlfriends? HHS doesn’t believe in germs? My brother in Christ what are you talking about, you’re in a trench in new Antioch and they just blew the whistle. Get ready to go over the top.”

31/8/2025, 3:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decided to wake up and choose violence today I see

31/8/2025, 2:24:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It didn’t take much for them to say the quiet part out loud. Two people I was close to went from crunchy granola types to antivaxxers to full on Trumpers in the span of about 18 months. I guess it was always a reactionary pathology, just wrapped in hippie aesthetics.

31/8/2025, 2:06:25 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is secret service agent erasure

31/8/2025, 1:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The great question of our time

31/8/2025, 1:46:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They spiked Bama’s Gatorade so everyone would talk about how much they suck and forget about the Epstein files

31/8/2025, 1:23:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people would rather die than live in a changed world. They’d rather drown in the floodplain than build a windmill, they’d rather choke to death on smog than ride a train. We’ve still got to build a future that is inclusive of them, but you should expect them to still hate you for it.

30/8/2025, 9:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also think there’s a disconnect between being able to feel empathy for someone who actively hates you and deciding how best to manage your political project. The people from where I’m from hate me for being queer and while I still have empathy for them, their political project cannot come to pass.

30/8/2025, 9:06:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know them very well, I have a broken nose from when they called me a f*g and punched me in the face to prove it

30/8/2025, 9:01:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4th generation inbred diadochi then

30/8/2025, 8:48:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real diadochi Hours

30/8/2025, 8:42:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro is tweeting like we didn’t see him in the hotdog shaped car

30/8/2025, 8:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Landchads stand up

29/8/2025, 9:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dooming is obeying in advance for people with nominally left politics but don’t want to put in the work of opposition.

29/8/2025, 9:28:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is for me but I’m built different

29/8/2025, 9:22:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kind of easy to see why when the governing party’s oppo tactic is to go “hey these guys are right about everything, why are we even in office?”

29/8/2025, 8:48:18 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once ate a ghost pepper chip in downtown San Francisco whole and laid down on a bench in agony. Some random lady thought I was ODing and asked if I needed narcan, which was a mix of deathly embarrassing and sweet

29/8/2025, 8:41:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear he drinks through a straw

29/8/2025, 8:36:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because the alternative is to leave them alone in the room with the marginalized populations they want to do this to

29/8/2025, 8:26:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which is also what happened to the Soviets, funnily enough. They lost 5 full army groups in the opening stages of Barbarossa, 4 million men all told and basically their entire pre-war military strength. So they just…built a second, cooler army behind the Urals & put guys like Rokossovsky in charge.

29/8/2025, 8:15:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also true. Walking through the average southern city during slavery would be a vomit-inducing horror-show for anyone today. Antebellum slavery was one of the most monstrous organizations in human history and anyone who engaged in it is in super mega hell

29/8/2025, 8:09:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, bad generalship can lose wars but great generalship rarely wins them over a materially superior foe. The battle of France was partially lost by catastrophically bad force design & generalship but no amount of stunning victories would have stopped the Soviets from crushing the Nazis in time.

29/8/2025, 8:01:55 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Generalship can matter but is overwhelmingly not the most important factor in war. My take is out of exasperation with the amount of airtime generalship discussions take up relative to their importance, what matters is who won and what implications it had.

29/8/2025, 7:58:40 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best trans athlete on earth is miler Nikki Hiltz, who has never had hormone therapy. There is no evidence by medal count or performance rate that trans athletes have an advantage over cis ones, it’s an unscientific stance pushed by as “common sense”, like “healthy people don’t need vaccines.”

29/8/2025, 7:54:44 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a historian, there is a very complex model we use to determine who the superior general is, based on a variety of factors. I’ll try to break it down here: it’s the guy who won

29/8/2025, 7:41:05 PM | 403 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I’m not just saying this to underrate the PLA. The PLAN, PLAAF, and PLARF are all much better prepared for war than the army is.

29/8/2025, 7:19:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s why I’m an RFK-curious Catholic conservative who cried when I came out to me

29/8/2025, 6:55:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin thinks this would go different if he had PLA boots on ground (of course the plan is get the PKs in place, then break the ceasefire and continue the war with them on side) but idk if it would help him much. I think the Ukrainians would melt inexperienced Chinese troops just as bad as NK ones.

29/8/2025, 6:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Warrior culture has you start a lot of wars but wins few of them. Woke democracies are the most productive organizing instrument for military force in human history and that is why the warrior culture folks hate democracy, it is a refutation of their entire pathos.

29/8/2025, 4:19:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A strategic resource you can’t get without going through an adversary is a vulnerability. Europe deluded themselves Russia wasn’t an enemy but that whole time you could watch state TV broadcasts showing how they’d nuke Berlin. Not admitting you’re in a fight won’t save you from getting punched.

29/8/2025, 3:26:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do these types manage to look like freaks doing completely mundane stuff. Like you have to eat dinner at the table every night, how do you manage to look uncomfortable and out of place doing it? Are you used to servants hand feeding you grapes while you lay on a chez lounge?

29/8/2025, 2:45:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope so, eunuch’s coups are rarely an enduring model.

28/8/2025, 11:49:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anyone can be trusted to rebuild a political project after an authoritarian crisis, it’s definitely someone who showed habitual moral cowardice in the face of that crisis

28/8/2025, 11:47:03 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry Jones is a bitch and I hate him send skeet

28/8/2025, 9:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When previous presidents would say “I’ll govern for all Americans” people would roll their eyes at the platitude. “As opposed to what?” They’d say. Well now we see the what. Turns out not being an issued a passport if you’re trans, or the army occupying your town if you’re a liberal is the or what.

28/8/2025, 8:46:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do agree that most rural voters vote against their best interests, but the idea the state should be picking winners and losers and favoring one group over another is a reactionary heuristic and at the core of MAGA.

28/8/2025, 8:44:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question from an outsider, is the genuine political consensus amongst the people of Britain that they’d rather die out and go extinct than admit anyone not British to the country? Because managed decline and eventual extinction seems to be the platform of every major party.

28/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just any like any fascist(ish, they’re not really an advanced enough polity to be considered a nation) state, their so called “hard calls” and “necessary sacrifices” are more often than not self-inflicted hardships.

28/8/2025, 7:21:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Kurilla was actually the driver on the Fordow strikes like reporting has indicated we’re basically already there

28/8/2025, 7:09:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know shit’s getting real when the army commissions its own aircraft carriers and invades Venezuela without the government’s approval just to fuck with the Navy

28/8/2025, 7:07:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how many embedded case officers and their assets she’s gotten killed already. I wonder if we’ll ever know.

28/8/2025, 6:49:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erdogan was not at this point until the coup. Erdogan also has a critical advantage though, a reliable horde of expat voters who leave Turkey because things are shitty but inexplicably put up Assad numbers for Erdogan. He can afford to go slower without electoral consequence.

28/8/2025, 5:02:09 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brother in Christ FT, she endorsed Kamala Harris.

28/8/2025, 4:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They also just straight up ignore numbers they don’t like

28/8/2025, 3:53:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Heinlein was genuine, in that he was so comically naive he didn’t see how denying the vote to all but a select few would possibly lead to apartheid & fascism because the voting caste are such good boys! They would never do something mean like that even though their job is kill for the state

28/8/2025, 3:47:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s worth noting that you cannot adopt the economic model of other modern autocracies in the US, we’re just too wealthy. They either have a great power patron, are petrostates or both. Even if we became the world’s sole fossil fuel producer the entire industry is worth half the U.S.’s annual GDP.

28/8/2025, 3:40:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liking women is gay, everyone knows this

28/8/2025, 2:28:20 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mearsheimer believes that only Americans, Russians and Chinese people are actual humans with agency, as great powers are the only countries who have foreign policy and the citizens of other countries are pawns to be traded and manipulated.

28/8/2025, 10:35:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s repackaged lost cause shit, updated for the postmodern era. In the same way the essential follow-up was “a state’s right to what?” The follow up now is “what liberal/leftist cosmopolitan values do they hate?” And the answer is always abortion, gay marriage, and immigration.

28/8/2025, 1:24:56 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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An institution’s venerability making it more effective, robust and able to defend itself is just as much a fallacy of an “experienced” leader being better. Sometimes a rookie is the best player in the league. Sometimes a 30 year old general wipes the floor with a 70 year old veteran campaigner.

28/8/2025, 1:05:09 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Francis was half right, but history didn’t end. It was merely on pause. He himself admits history is back with a vengeance, for better or worse.

28/8/2025, 1:02:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well you see there was this sunburned cyclops who, contrary to popular belief, did everything wrong…

28/8/2025, 12:51:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this one is an amoeba not a bot

27/8/2025, 9:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This cuts in two toxic directions. The 1st is the Leninist direction that takes this assertion at its face & decides: “we are a superior class to the proles, & therefore must rule them.” The 2nd is the Bernie/Trump populist that thinks their teacher is the bourgeoisie but Elon is a worker’s champion

27/8/2025, 8:51:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American sims 3 incident

27/8/2025, 6:01:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have called these people neoliberal fascists a couple years ago but at least neoliberals liked immigration and disliked Tariffs, this is straight up a fascist fifth column in the Democratic Party that falls more into proceduralist Soviet fascism than personalist Nazi fascism.

27/8/2025, 5:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to 22 jump street it

27/8/2025, 5:28:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m convinced the median user of this app is either an LLM programmed to give blueanons an even worse reputation or an amoeba that lacks higher causal brain function

27/8/2025, 4:11:53 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hyper wealthy, especially in the last couple decades have congealed into a sort of monoculture that sits atop the culture of the places they theoretically inhabit, often adopting its aesthetics to an extent but never actually venturing into it. You can feel the feudalism reconstituting itself.

27/8/2025, 4:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t want power, they only want to critique power. The US is the largest gun in human history, & they think that by setting themselves outside the governing coalition they absolve themselves of the bit of moral responsibility every American has when that gun is misused. The opposite is true.

27/8/2025, 3:56:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t get how an entire class of people whose ostensible job it is to understand these things gets it wrong every time. Genuinely how does such a systemic failure happen when the data that confirms they’re wrong is right in front of their faces

27/8/2025, 3:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The U.S. is definitely straining under the fact that its democratic systems aren’t actually that advanced compared to other polities. We rebuild Germany’s government with fairly robust safeguards against authoritarianism but somehow decided to take none of the lessons home.

27/8/2025, 1:57:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir this is just not enough JPEG, I’m sorry you have to step up your game

27/8/2025, 12:20:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He, much like BiBi himself has become Hamas

27/8/2025, 2:49:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I genuinely think this is a talking point spawned by an LLM. There’s a bunch of undersea drone projects in Rhode Island and I think the LLM is creating a Tom Clancy plotline where Anduril goes rogue and attacks America for some reason. Truly unhinged.

27/8/2025, 2:28:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20th century fascism was very ideologically international too, but materially far less. When it comes time to send men and rifles they get far more reticent.

26/8/2025, 11:56:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans would rather die worse off in every aspect than they were at the beginning of their lives than have a man on teevee tell them the government spent a single dollar and overcoming that will be very, very hard.

26/8/2025, 11:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Chotiner is still top tier by UK standards, he’s remarkable in the U.S. for his willingness to press on claims and ask follow-ups but he also knows precisely how and what to ask on follow-up and gives people plenty of rope to hang themselves with.

26/8/2025, 9:38:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just insane that literally every time he tests out a new tactic he singles out a black woman and nobody at wapo or the NYT will call him on it. It’s literally a 100% repeating pattern and no mainstream press’s editing room cares. Fucking maddening.

26/8/2025, 8:42:55 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

STOP HIRING SHANAHAN DISCIPLES One billion pre-snap motion motions and yet zero Super Bowl rings They have played us for absolute fools

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Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

I expect Trump to say this shit, I will never stop hating the media for adopting the framing of Trump/Putin that this is some brushfire conflict over disputed territory like it’s the Romans and Parthians fighting over Armenia and not an unprovoked assault on an innocent people and their way of life.

26/8/2025, 8:13:59 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

Great campaign messaging if only people who live between 5th and Lexington were allowed to vote

26/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

Strap me to a class action lawsuit and let me sue big balls for 11 quadrillion dollars

26/8/2025, 7:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

Real Turkmenbashi hours

26/8/2025, 7:05:05 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagle Beaver Man (@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social) reply parent

In a similar way to asking yourself what Trump would be doing differently if he was a Russian asset, you should be asking yourself what Starmer would be doing differently if he was a Manchurian candidate for Farage.

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