Elderest Millennial (@ebwell.bsky.social)
THE most American Tale.
đșđŠ Just some 2025 apocalyptic dumpster fire observations, dogs and sometimes plants. đ±
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THE most American Tale.
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BURGUM: âI was shocked to find out, like, âoh, [USPP] pull somebody over and they just drive away and you can't pursue them?â And they said âno, we can't.â We got that rule changed in 24 hours because of President Trump's leadership. The next night they had so much fun. They pulled people over.â
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JFC then go buy white bread, Alex. There are shelves full of it at every store.
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Stop putting Russian propagandists on tv.
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Political cartoonists are really giving it to RFK Jr.
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American EV companies is a euphemism for Tesla.
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A soul devoid of ethics, abdicating leadership in favor of personal profit and ego worship.
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So, the initial relocation, demo and reconstruction is slated to last 10 years. Are these the same 10 years in which the US would âownâ it? Are we going to do all the work because our stupid president likes to make âdealsâ and loves construction? We are going to participate in this ethnic cleansing.
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The GREAT Trust. Who came up with this, Trump?
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American EV companies is a euphemism for Tesla.
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His persona is not one favored by MAGA.
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All they need is 35% of a face.
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Removing âstartâ was so confusing to a whole generation of people.
Trumpflation Tracker (@trumpflationtrkr.bsky.social) reposted
Normally they've booked 40% of their fall soybean sales to China at this point. This year, they are at 0% booked, and no, that's not a typo. www.farmprogress.com/soybean/us-s...
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Rangoons for everyone
Daniel A. Horwitz (@danielahorwitz.bsky.social) reposted
I know there are no silver bullets here, but I think constantly about how our culture of insanely aggressive and thoughtless policing would be upended if federal and state officials were subject to individual liability for their torts instead of being protected by a vast web of immunity doctrines.
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Thank you!
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âDaniel Berulis, an IT staffer, said he saw anomalously large data transfers and sign-in attempts from Russia after DOGE took over his agencyâs systems. In that case, the DOGE staffers insisted that their actions in the system not be tracked.â
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The GSAâs data, too. Itâs just a big data siphon.
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And the time they stole NLRB data.
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Donât forget that they set up Starlink on the roof of the White House
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I get the feeling that they will increasingly hate this, and hate being made fools ofâintentionally âby their âcommander-in-chiefâ.
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Ebola primarily kills black and brown people. And they donât want to spend the $ on foreigners, much less black or brown foreigners. Pediatric cancer? Gotta get those bad genes out of circulation. Or theyâre killing these programs to start over and funnel them to their pals. So many options.
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100%
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Is he going to send troops to NYC?
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Free speech is done. Unless youâre in control, that is.đ
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âMy sons have a Mexican great-grandparent and a Native American great-grandparent; if they and I looked more like my wifeâs grandmother would our return to the U.S. have been different? It seems clear that our day to day lives would be.â
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Boooooooooooooo!
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What a montage.
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I loved this video as a kid.
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A Friday without a stupid EO signing or a press conference? His ego wouldnât do that willingly.
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He reminds me of every corrupt evangelical preacher I ever met.
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Pay attention men--they're coming for your boner pills. Ai will determine a patient's coverage for some procedures, including "devices for incontinence control, cervical fusion, certain steroid injections for pain management, select nerve stimulators and the diagnosis and treatment of impotence."
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I love how we are just letting people vibe us into a giant catastrophe.
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You wanna know why they opted for a cleaner look? Because cleaning all those antiques and the dust-trap wood lattice cost them $. They also had to employee a team of antique hunters and needed a place to catalog and store them. Then they had to ship and install them at new stores. More $.
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Omg please do not allow Musk anywhere near your countryâs government.
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lol most dangerous place in the world
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The gross U.S. debt is ~$37 trillion, almost as much as all of the other major economies combined.
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What a cursed sentence (gift link) âThe A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.â
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When this is all over may we do to them as they deserve. Like Ukraine did. 55 people were charged in relation to killing protestors including 29 former members of the Berkut special police force, ten titushky, and ten former government officials.
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What Russia did to us, we are doing to Denmark and Greenland.
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This is why you support independent media. Theyâre doing the real job of journalism.
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Frog & Toad was the kind of cardigan-wearing, tea-and-crumpets melancholy that my old lady child soul needed
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Every day I wake up and wonder, is this the work of our enemies through Trump? Why else would one administration completely tear down the fabric of our society? No shots fired. Toppled from within. Iâm not saying Putin paid him. I am saying that his friendship with Putin has put ideas into his head.
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Look at what the despot-loving president has done to The Peopleâs House.
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âTrumpâŠhas praised General Lee âas the greatest strategist of them all,â and suggested that âexcept for Gettysburgâ he would have won the Civil War.â
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Folks about to selling organs like plasma.
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I know right?
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âWe do not see our hand in what happens, so we call certain events melancholy accidents when they are the inevitabilities of our projects, and we call other events necessities merely because we will not change our minds.â Stanley Cavell The Senses of Walden
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âThis is my rake. There are many like it, but this one is mine.â
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ââŠpersonnel wearing orange reflector vests atop camouflage have the warrior ethos necessary to beautify.â Be all that you can be indeed.
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One of our area suburbs recently removed it from the public water supply. No vote or anything. There is a Moms4Liberty woman on the city council.
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Trad wife organic Reeseâs
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đšINVESTIGATION: Trump is exploiting a loophole buried in post-Hurricane Katrina legislation to stealthily funnel FEMA's disaster relief funds out of communities & into ICE. The Lever exposes the secret scheme & how lawmakers created the little-known loophole - please re-post this on your own feedđ
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âThis is the enduring lesson of Weimar: extremism never triumphs on its own. It succeeds because others enable it.â
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When I see Stephen Miller I think of Buster Bluth. Except, like, evil.
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The deepest, emptiest, most vacuous soul.
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Theyâre just burning money
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How, pray tell, can one see âmitochondrial challengesâ in a kidâs face?
Congresswoman Gwen Moore (@repgwenmoore.bsky.social) reposted
Working Americans pay higher tax rates than Donald Trump and his billionaire buddies â and itâs no accident. Republicans have rigged the system and made tax cuts for the rich permanent in their tax bill and theyâre paying for it by cutting your health care. www.cbsnews.com/news/income-...
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The company made economic decisions (it is expensive to retain a team of antique hunters and all those implements, photos and vintage adsâand the painted lattice they hang onâneed to be dusted) and the alt-right conservative punished them.
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I have a feeling that the overlap of guns and giant trucks isâŠgenerous.
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We own a few rifles. We donât worship them, though.
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All the birbs, big and smol
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Similarly I heard, âIf it ainât white, it ainât right.â
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âNow, Musk also frequently reposts similarly sexualized cartoon characters generated with Grokâs text-to-video feature, âImagine.â Itâs gotten to the point where many have openly wondered if he fetishizes these virtual women.â Yes. The answer is yes.
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Hey. *leans in closer* Itâs the guns.
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Rotund bees are the best bees
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted
You know who's really behind the old Cracker Barrel logo coming back? Big Embroidery
Teddy Wilson (@reportbywilson.bsky.social) reposted
What if wealthy businessman repeatedly failed to takeover over a company, then that company was the target of right-wing social media anti-woke outrage, then a competing company (owned by that same businessman) repeatedly publicly engaged in the right-wing social media anti-woke outrageâŠ
metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted
Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*
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This is fully Trumpâs vision for America
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The pulled these people from their primary job (that someone else is having to do in their absence) to pick up trash and shovel mulch because they fired most of the national parks staff.
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They just know if they say it they sound sophisticated.
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Dude people from my lilâ olâ Alabama town travel to DC on a daily basis for government contracting and DoD. Our airport has a direct flight. No one has come back with tales of murder.
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My pharmacy is expecting an updated vaccine, timeline unknown.
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Mass shootings at elementary schools and Ai that encourages kids to self harm. The greatest country in the world doesnât give two shits about kids.
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Theyâre going to take over control of any entity they can.
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DEPARTMENT OF WAR
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2025 has been a hell of a year.
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Around the 20-min mark is where Yarvin starts talking about âinner cityâ people and âgang bangersâ and how if they receive welfare we need to put them under the control of ministers and probably give them an air tags, too. But they wonât have to pay taxes so thatâs ok.
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I thought yâall said that once Trump ignores Supreme Court orders it was officially a constitutional crisis. We are many months past that point and still folks wanna pretend that this is a normal, run-of-the-mill administration.
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Huh. This past version of RFK Jr. seems to have a pretty good idea about what the administration he is part of is doing to our country.
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man who swims in storm-drain shit creeks doesnât like wind turbines in the ocean
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Intel warns shareholders that the US government's 10% stake could hurt company's international sales
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The Department of War is coming to a city near you toâŠpick up trash?
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I had to learn this fact and now you do, too.
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Thatâs the whole purpose of DOGE.
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I tapped that link so fast
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I tapped that link so fast
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the barrel is full of pronouns
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This is what he dreams about every night.