It's not just the weirdness about his lack of appearances. There's almost nothing he loves more than yelling at reporters when he's on his way out of the WH and he skipped that every time he headed to his golf course this weekend.
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It's not just the weirdness about his lack of appearances. There's almost nothing he loves more than yelling at reporters when he's on his way out of the WH and he skipped that every time he headed to his golf course this weekend.
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Can't spell Bill Belichick without blech
Goddamit
Live your life in such a way that your imminent death doesn't singlehandedly revitalize the US Champagne market
When the day comes, I hope the family of Colin Powell has a fitting obit queued up.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Spider-Man: Into the Garyverse
Down clues only #nytxw I solved the Monday 9/01/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:37! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
this feels like a math problem: if rudy was traveling southbound on the highway and flagged down by a domestic violence victim, why was he traveling northbound when he was rear-ended by a teenager? www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...
Driver 8
Andy Oyler
You cant bonk a kid on the head with a glove full of baseball anymore because of woke
Breaking up that fight between a hooker and her pimp finally put him over the top!
Jimmy Carter, peanut farm, etc, etc
Rescuing that hooker from her pimp finally put him over the top
"Democrats would win more elections if they yelled at me less"
"Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau!" --Irving Fisher, Sept 1929 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_...
Boy she seemed mad at the hearing even before they started jerking her around.
The scorpion sauce is SO GOOD on eggs
Dude's been watching too much CSI. Enhancing a blurry photo doesn't de-blur it!
We can't even have shitty bread anymore because of woke 😢
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Donald Trump Hold Up a Newspaper With Today's Date Challenge
About damn time loincloths made a comeback
It was when he claimed he was having "part one of his physical" because he woke up one morning and just felt like it. There never was a part two, of course. It was later reported that he had it done without anasthesia because he was convinced Pence wouldn't cede the Presidency back afterwards.
I haven't used them for anything yet but these two Fragonard panels would make a good meme template
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Sounds bad!
See ya, Jodi "fuck your health care, you're all gonna die anyway" Ernst
Did it work, though?
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's A Gronking to Remember
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Uncle Tom Clancy's Cabin
Uncle Tom Clancy's Cabin
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Lasted 2.6 Scaramuccis
Fucking egomaniacs
What a ride
Glory to Arstotzka!
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
Dunno if @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is ever gonna top this one
Hell yeah let's fucking go www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
Plus it'll be nice having a mayor who actually likes NYC for the first time in nearly 15 years
Is America great again yet?
"Trump is right, blue cities ARE crime-infested hellscapes" truly a winning message for the midterms
You mean you don't think "Trump is right, blue cities ARE crime-infested hellscapes" is a good message?
He is so bad at this 🤦🏻♂️what kind of message is "yeah Trump's right, blue cities ARE shitholes, we just have different ideas about what to do about it"?
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Washington Jacory "Bill" Croskey-Merritts
Gubmint
That's...not a run?
Seizing the means of production!
From "highly CONFLICTED" to "Highly Respected" in just weeks — and all it took was for him to give away 10% of his company
When you get to 1m you can have yourself a Lemon party!
Somehow I don't think that policy would apply to everyone
He really looks and sounds like shit
Surprised it's not 3 portraits of himself
How broken is her brain that when Grok writes "Breitbart says immigration threatens western civilization," her response is to scream that it's a radical leftist?
Oh my God
Her signature is exactly the same as Donald's? No way lol
Holy cow what an asshole
what an image
The most shocking thing about this tweet is that she or her staff knows the difference between "rein" and "reign"
More of a "white power" issue
Russian and Austrian descent here and yeah it doesn't seem quite right to tick the box next to countries that wanted nothing more than for my ancestors to get the hell out!
“Give me liberty or give me slavery” as the famous quote goes
I'd guess that the unlikelihood of protests is at least part of it
Playing with ChatGPT5. I can see why they left Villiam IV out of the history books!
Thank you! I knew it reminded me of something like that but I'd totally blanked on what
Laura Loomer: I have not had many boyfriends…You know, I care more about my work than I do about having a romantic partner. And I waited to find somebody who would accept the fact that I want to be very successful. Counsel: Just for the record, my only question was did you give that interview?
it's wild to post this when a more realistic version of it actually happened and it was conservatives who refused the treatment
I'm doing mine tomorrow afternoon 🤞🤞first time in 3 years. 0/2 on making the cut, here's hoping!
No shortage of pierogi in this town either
Desserts?!
Boy I'd sure hate to have the President's golf game ruined by awareness of issues in the country he was elected to lead
Boy I'd sure hate to have the President's golf game ruined by awareness of issues in the country he was elected to lead
i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.
Officer-involved hoagieing
Officer-involved hoagieing
Chinatown dumplings are like $3 for 10 and conveniently projectile-shaped
eat fresh, motherfuckers
Is it a good sign when your employer is embarrassed to name the institutions you got your degrees from?
Is it a good sign when your employer doesn't want anyone to know what institutions you studied at?
Ah yes, those who need it most, workers at companies willing to pay $25/hr + employee stock grants
Of course if you live in an area with a shortage of rental stock, you overpay for the privilege of renting, which changes the calculation.
People who say renting means you're setting the money you pay to the landlord on fire forget that when you have a mortgage, you're setting the interest you pay the bank on fire. Owning is forced savings, which can be good for some, and it's tax-advantaged. It's not inherently better.
ChatGPT5 is like having a Ph.D. in everything right in your pocket
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He must think it's a good line of attack, I got a pro-Cuomo push poll today focusing on Mamdani's housing policy
Tedward Penishands
