Depends if you can feel hockey and basketball at the same time. Most can’t, I reckon. Also left out The Masters!
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Depends if you can feel hockey and basketball at the same time. Most can’t, I reckon. Also left out The Masters!
Ya’ll don’t know about April? April has: Final Four MLB Opening Day NFL Draft Start of NBA playoffs Start of NHL playoffs
For the Cowboy fan in your life, inform them the reason Parsons got traded to GB was because they did not chant loudly enough to pay him!
SAVE US MY SHORT KINGS
Swing, but not an egregious call.
Scoring runs so you can give up more runs >>>>
I would like the Brewers to cease losing this game and resume winning this game.
In other news: Confluence of water droplets falling from sky considered to be rain, group of meteorology experts claim.
If I die in an auto accident, please do not adorn the pole that killed me with flowers and pictures of my face. Please graffiti it with criticisms. Ideally put it in jail.
But then I wouldn’t get to post 💯💯💯 anytime Love and Golden connect for a big play.
Reminder that every Monday should be Labor Day.
Let’s goooooo “He solves their Vikings and Lions problems.” 🥹🥹🥹
Ceptin that dumbass U
Link?
Really enjoyed @herooine.bsky.social and @jenktn.bsky.social and Jimmy on the live reaction podcast to the Parsons trade. Thought they did a great job understanding the assignment, capture the shock and enthusiasm, pivot to reaction analysis however foiblesome it felt. Encapsulated the moment!
With all due respect, this is a 101 class. Like, this is basic shit — and I’m so appalled at how focus group dems have bungled slash ignored this whole conversation.
Chat, am I just dumb or do light bulbs suck now?
May I suggest to this person to play Madden against the computer on too high a difficulty, if they want both a nostalgia hit and to whine about something trivial that no one cares about.
We are back up, I’m afraid
Bc you never need more than two minutes in CFB to do anything?
This chart is hilarious because in addition to making a great point about Micah Parsons, it’s a hilarious stroll down memory lane of all the guys the Packers were linked to but didn’t get. And of all those guys, Micah Parsons was the one I least believed would happen.
I don’t understand why one of those isolated teens doesn’t simply convince ChatGPT to commit suicide first
Almost as though there was something to that Nick Saban fella
The 💯 connection
Wh0a.
Also yes
Was on target but should have come out a beat earlier.
Picture of him was posted ~20 mins ago. He looks like shit, though! So that’s something.
Would also get good mileage out of resurrecting those “I miss the America of 9/12” posts if it happened then.
I had to… Thanks @anchorsawaysam.bsky.social
The tenor of that cabinet meeting makes a little more sense if he’s CTD. Just a lil make a wish cabinet meeting. Here’s hoping for good news!
How is Snoop Dogg handling all this?
black tie reads as formal today, but they are actually party suits, things you wear when you want to celebrate something.
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
That Micah Parsons press conference was *electric.* I’m ready to run through a wall.
Really surprised Kenny Clark was the bait, not LVN.
Don’t forget the Packers’ first game in AT&T Stadium being Super Bowl 45, them never having lost there, Davante Adams in 2017, Matt Flynn comeback in 2013, and Rodgers debut in 2007.
Jerry Jones staring out a window as he talks about the Packers in therapy. The bags under his eyes sag a micrometer lower. He lets out a heavy sigh. Another big breath he won’t get back.
They’re gonna sell sooooo many Parsons jerseys because rarely do you get to wear a jersey that reps your team but also specifically pisses off Cowboys fans.
Soooo is Jayden Reed giving up 11?
Rashan Gary as your second banana pass rusher is quite a trip!
Fun fact: Mina Kimes has never been wrong!
Frame this. Laminate it. Put it under your pillow. Wish upon it.
HEY DREW SMEGMAGARY, CAN I PITCH YOU AN EDIT FOR THIS SECTION REAL QUICK
youtu.be/G6oaH4bP9yA?...
I forgot about this. Hoooooollly crap is this a juicy rewatch.
The vibes have never been stronger.
Thompson was in his second year with the Packers, as Director of Pro Personnel, when the Packers landed Reggie White. 🎶IT’S THE CIRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE🎵
In one final contribution to the Packers, Ted Thompson offers his last pick still with the team as bonus trade collateral for an all star pass rusher
ope
Tom Meetings making his presence felt out here!!
Where’s god damn NFL Live, man 😒 Why is a fantasy football show on NFL Network and not being shunted into the abyss, replaced by breaking news coverage 😒😒 Where’s my damn parade for Micah Parsons, man, we used to be a proper country 😒😒😒😒😒
Lessss fuckinggooooooo
Ey, are we sure guntekunst is a smart person????????
Micah *Freaking* Parsons
too much trying to control for that variability will lead to ultimately just killing off original thought altogether.
I really love this thought, it connects to a thought I’ve had about how personal brand culture really was like preparing human content for AI consumption (and imitation). You have a “presence” that is predictable, consistent, and ultimately replicable. Original thinking goes wrong sometimes, and
Why is genocide in quotes? Like air quotes? Like they’ve never heard the word and aren’t sure if it’s a real concept so they’re not saying it is or isn’t really a concept they’re just reporting the facts, man?
Okay we are not ready for robot umps
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
The only podcast that chose to live in the alternate reality where we actually traded for Micah Parsons, the undeniably irresponsibl and pretty fun Packer Force Podcast is back bitches!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
One huge understated problem for Bluesky right now is that having a higher frequency of good, sound political opinions changed to being a very bad thing for one’s mental health once Trump took office. Comparatively, X’s alternate reality culture and random ads everywhere is less upsetting.
Thanks. Has that always been the case?
Might have to fight John Kuhn.
Why wasn’t this called an infield fly rule? What happened to that rule?
My hopes want to be up, but I’m giving them the Tracy Jordan treatment.
Hope so! Do we know anything or is it just vibes?
Damn it, Kuhn. Getting my hopes way too high.
Fielding. Got too excited for my joke there.
Seems extreme, but there has to be some tradeoff for being spared the burden of feeling. RIP D-Backs DH
🙃
Well luckily the Brewers have a pitcher where ya just know exactly what you’re getting every time out.
Sal Frelick with a clutch MVR right there
I stg I thought the legs were wide apart what in the berenstein hell is this
Combat is poorly balanced. If you don’t get the junction system it’s impossible; if you do get it it’s too easy.
If you put every NBA player on a yacht with a basketball and a hoop like this, Russ would be the very first to lose the ball overboard.
Here is a link to a cuts tracker from Acme Packing Company. www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
Pretty bummed that no one covered Packers cuts on Bluesky.
*to the tune of Maui saying “boat snack”* Life hack!
Ah yes, the old Men Veering Right metric, a measure of how often you veer right upon getting to first versus veering left. The best metric to measure how often you’re either out at first or it’s a close play.
Woody retired 14 straight then gave up 5 runs without an out. 😵💫
I will award a Transgender Champion Grant to hospitals who stick to their morals and hippocratic oath to serve trans people during the Trump era. First I must win the presidency.
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
It’s critical for Dems to message (self-obliterates, then de-bliterates) that newspapers are running cover for the ongoing anti-democratic lawlessness.
You can campaign on this but you’d have to burn a shit ton of bridges to truly sell it. You’d have to tell on everybody.
Fucking sports journalism right here.
I’m polyfanmorous and my Bucks-Nuggets high was waning. Definitely glad this Nuggets team caught a second wind. Hope they can stay healthy to see it through.
Nuggets 1. New supports for Jokic to thrive! 2. Despite the depth, the team is still one injury away from being unworkable. Plus the pressure of huge expectations.
Bulls 1. A young core that can do stuff 2. No centerpiece to build around, if Buzelis can’t make a leap
Bucks 1. No crushingly high expectations. 2. Doc Rivers, and the possibility that no backcourt players emerge.
*3 years, and also it wouldn’t pass under Republican rule, and also one bad executive isn’t enough to sink a company (pray for this to be true for America). The point is to give a framework for M4A and policy we can propose once sane people are back in charge. So, go deeper with your analysis.
You do the math
That opposite baseline angle is like, a next-level iconic capture of a highlight. We will see that highlight forever.
San Francisco continues to earn my utmost inner loathing as a sports town.
Well the Brewers lost on Bob Uecker Day and the world owes me a million dollars now. Also you cannot pinch hit Anthony Seigler for Caleb Durbin in that spot. I don’t care who bats what handed.