He’s invented a new Peace Prize to compete with the Nobel Peace Prize, and guess who they’re giving it to first!
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He’s invented a new Peace Prize to compete with the Nobel Peace Prize, and guess who they’re giving it to first!
(removes face mask to reveal IT WAS BIDEN ALL ALONG)
Anyone else notice how this says “The President” and not “President Trump?”
He looks like he’s in a David Lynch film.
Raising Garyzona
The Gary Budapest Hotel
When introducing The Band he got to Levon Helm and said “is it LEV-in or Leh-VONN?”
Well, that was fun, though, wasn’t it.
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
The enhancement also reveals a flag that’s all stripes and no stars, so I take it with a chunk of salt.
2016-2021: Don’t worry, he’ll probably get impeached and removed. 2024-2029: Don’t worry, he’ll probably die.
There is a slightly blurry picture of him gape-jawed and with a vacant look in his eyes, yes.
“Happy Memorial Day AND People Who Didn’t Die In Combat Day.”
Read up on Watergate and learned that it took exactly18 minutes and 20 seconds for Nixon to have sex.
MY GUESS: he’s dying of congestive heart failure right now but when he does die they’ll claim he was killed by illegals or liberals or something and he needs to be avenged.
“Rudy? Bluesky won’t stop speculating on the President’s health. We need you to get them to speculate on your health instead.”
Gnife
Getting food poisoning and having to run through the entire set of Nickelodeons Guts and solve a Scooby Doo mystery with a living talking dog before you can use a toilet
Think these came from a Ghibli film.
Revolution 4 and Everybody Must Get Stoned.
It’s Q+. QAnon with special features.
BLUESKY: the president fatally choked on his own balls this evening US: Whoa, wait, is he dead? Like, for real? BLUESKY: I dunno, but let’s have some fun.
When I go to another country, first thing I do is to go check out a book I have to return in a week, in a language I don’t really understand.
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
I love how it has the signage of a bar from the 1960s. Like that top sign should have a Pepsi logo on it or something.
I see this, refresh this, and then IMMEDIATELY see a post about actual *ranges. I hope you haven’t missed it. bsky.app/profile/pook...
I'm wondering: in 2028, when trump tries to put himself on the ballot for a third term, whether states are prepared to keep him off the ballot and what the Supreme Court will do. I think it's pretty clear cut, but I thought that about immunity, Dobbs, and section 3 of the 14th Amendment, too.
They’re coming right out and saying they want a trans Holocaust. They’re just plain coming out and saying it.
“Giving him what he wants on the Sudetenland might be smart.”
This is also a difference between the City of London (the tiny part of the middle of London that conforms to its ancient Roman borders) and London (the rest of London). Just make Adams the Mayor of all of Manhattan below Chambers St. and you get the idea.
Please don’t let the 2028 nominee be a TERD. Trans Exclusionary Regressive* Democrat (*I was hoping for some synonym for “phony” or “alleged” or “spurious” that began with R but couldn’t really find one.)
They wouldn’t have done this for Biden.
That photo has pretty intense Dementia Face.
Love the way he smokes a harmonica.
This is the second day in a row he’s said this. This is an intentional normalization effort.
Nothing like a little pre-LO.
It’s all flight, freeze, and fawn, and not enough fight.
See also: January 6.
It’s a telling thing about Gavin Newsom that lefties tend to prefer actual billionaire JB Pritzker over him.
(taps sign) theonion.com/trump-claims...
POINT COUNTERPOINT: A Second Trump Administration Will Send The Military To Go After Us vs.
Someone who’d be fairly cool if they weren’t so transphobic, referencing someone who’s be fairly cool if they weren’t so transphobic.
“Hypothetically. If you could k*ll Trump by sucking his dick, would you do it?”
Hundreds Of Thousands Negotiated To Death In Hiroshima And Nagasaki
youtu.be/7-yTWhuK48s?...
rise and shine!!!
SCOOP: i made a notes app list featuring a new blacklist of words dems shouldn’t use
Tradition = when boomers were kids (“Boomers” in this case now includes “older Gen X”)
Out here down by the bay where the watermelons grow. Not going back home or else my mom’s gonna start giving me shit.
Now THIS is what I’m talking about: bsky.app/profile/atta...
It would seem like New Yorkers clutching their pearls in defense of Domino’s.
“Help.”
TRUMP: (nukes Portland) BLUESKY: Wow, he must really be in the Epstein files, huh.
Once again theonion.com/trump-claims...
Maybe convince them it’s a Confederate memorial and they’ll bring it back.
Remember when it was red coffee cups? Remember when that was a whole thing?
Not enough headlines reading “Child Abuse Advocate James Dobson Dead At 89.”
If I said “Miller’s supporters are a bunch of inbred toothless hicks who are too busy impregnating their sisters to learn how to read and learn about REAL Americans who live in cities,” I would never get away with it.
“Ancestors” of slaveowners?! You mean it’s coming back?!
Any afterlife that would include Donald Trump is, by definition, not Heaven.
Which is funny because the reality of it is closer to “Harvey.”
“Mrs. Now was my mother. Call me Ms. Now.”
Drop the “source” - which makes it convoluted and only fits to make a now-meaningless “MS” - and call it MyNOW. Is it good? Not really? Is it better? Yes, incrementally.
They all have the Villain In Teen Movie Face.
“Hello. I’m Gavin Newsom. I’m one of the very few elected Democrats who can effectively troll Trump and the Republican Party and will beat them at their own dirty tricks, without apology or mercy. Also, trans people shouldn’t be allowed to take Pilates classes.”
dear God not a calzone
everything is fine.
One thing I love that the Danish Resistance did was raid movie theaters and force projectionists to show this film. Fascists can’t stand being joked about, so a sense of humor, used effectively and mercilessly, is a helpful weapon. youtu.be/fnBhQHa0xDI?...
They all look like they’re talking to someone eating mayonnaise straight from the jar, with their hands.
Clapton isn’t even the best guitarist in Derek and the Dominos.
I guess we’re okay with this. (Feel free to RT this over the next few days, weeks, years, forever)
Reposted w/correct numbers! Whatever you’ve been doing, STOP & LISTEN (read). This is happening on our soil in our name paid for with our tax dollars. Every one of us should call our House members & Senators. 202-224-3121 And flood the call lines to Gov. DeSantis’ office: 850-717-9337
I live in Phoenixville! Home of The Blob!
Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger. youtu.be/3-hgV0yOqRs?...
Chester County, motherfuckers!
Early versions of this song had more acoustic than electric guitar, and sounded like a track from the Velvet Underground’s Loaded album. It’s the album version, where Mick Ronson kicks in with that electric, where it sounds less like VU and more like Bowie. Excuse the infodump - I love this song.
Must be nice to still feel hope in this life.
My wife has family in New Jefset.
One thing it did get right is that 1945 happened in 1945.
This is the US Constitution page @ the Library of Congress Sections 9 and 10 have been removed 9 includes habeas corpus, the courts' review of unlawful detention & imprisonment This gov't can't change the Constitution w/ sneaky editing, but it's a new low: constitution.congress.gov/constitution/
And just under your post on my feed… bsky.app/profile/inqu...
I turned 39 last week.
Well, they may have lost, but at least they had the moral high ground. (reads about Civil War for first time) Oh no… oh no…
This country is dying of cancer and we’re listening to people telling us not to do chemo.
Weird word for underpants but okay.
That’s right, America. They will pay you up to 11 times what your drugs are worth.
Love how it looks like Mamdani’s implying the guy has a tiny dick.
Andy Warhol’s EMPIRE at The Sphere! See other, different buildings in New York City just sit there for hours as the sun slowly sets!
Nowadays because of woke it is Worse Than Ezra
In related news: President Trump shits on Mr. Rogers’s grave.
opposition party should seriously consider opposing
Bobby Fuller is probably the closest we’d get to “what if Buddy Holly survived into the Beatles era,” and sadly he, too, went too soon.
I don’t love going after personal appearances but this guy’s neck is wrong.
I wish a very happy “fuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either This is why we fight for *everyone*
“Here’s why that’s bad news for (insert Democrat here).”
Bastards spelled my name wrong. Single-T bastards.
It’s like those pictures of “look what happens under socialism” and it’s a picture of something happening under capitalism.
