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Lance Ellisor

@ellisor.net

science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band. Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica. my band's music and links: https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown

created July 1, 2023

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well, you gotta pitch to him now

1/9/2025, 12:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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should get to take first base for free

1/9/2025, 12:48:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this and my thought was “okay wise guy: whom do we trust if not ‘experts’?” because there’s no logical alternative.

1/9/2025, 1:52:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s sad that we had to even consider it might’ve been an end around.

1/9/2025, 1:03:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh okay. well, I stand by Staubach being a “solid, good guy”. I quit the NFL when Bud Adams stole my Oilers, so I don’t really know much about QBs since then.

1/9/2025, 12:28:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok. I myself am not a purist like that, esp from the pre-maga era. I’ve never read anything bad about the guy. but I didn’t look either.

1/9/2025, 12:20:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my mind went immediately to Staubach

1/9/2025, 12:12:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think I can identify a single favorite but … I can say that this is a *perfect* song in every way: the writing, the execution, the production, and of course her exquisite voice. another perfect song: “At Last” by Etta James. “The Joke” by Brandi Carlisle is close. youtu.be/tO4dxvguQDk

1/9/2025, 12:09:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m hearing “last hot dog of summer” as if it were sung sweetly by Rob Halford and nobody is going to get this stupid joke

31/8/2025, 11:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/elli...

31/8/2025, 11:28:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is Fatty, the Texas spiny (aka fence) lizard who lives on my back patio. he wouldn’t let me get close enough to use the macro lens.

A patterned tan/black lizard about 25cm from head to tail, on the back of a patio chair
31/8/2025, 11:20:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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southern tussock moth caterpillar

A fuzzy caterpillar with a dark body and whitish “fuzz” with two large dark antennae
31/8/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me: hi. where do you live? that guy: I live in Meow Wolf. me: (wordlessly turn and briskly walk away)

31/8/2025, 10:08:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no they load it from behind. but I believe the numbers and frames are metal. it’s a menace. www.chron.com/sports/astro...

31/8/2025, 10:01:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we’re *way* past time fixing/replacing the #astros left field scoreboard. we’ve seen too many injuries. not worth it to look old-timey.

31/8/2025, 8:35:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does not pass sniff test

31/8/2025, 8:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah

31/8/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah

31/8/2025, 7:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Astros are now 21st in team RBIs

31/8/2025, 7:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“This is why we have courts.”

31/8/2025, 5:54:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please accept my thanks yet again for your invaluable service on these transcripts, allowing us to see how officers of the court - indeed attorneys funded with our tax dollars - robustly and expertly pursue craven goals in the service of a morally bankrupt administration.

31/8/2025, 5:26:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there are so many factors - most of which are personal to you - that go into to “best”. Costa Rica (where I own a home and intend to retire) often makes “top ten” lists. I love it for many reasons. there, knowing Spanish is very helpful but not absolutely required.

31/8/2025, 3:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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same same

31/8/2025, 3:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah. thanks. it’s not like Costa, where the wildlife comes to you. it’s more shy and less exotic. but it’s there.

31/8/2025, 3:22:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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impossible to debate an entirely different reality

31/8/2025, 3:18:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly. the riparian preserve behind my house has all sorts of wildlife that reminds me of Costa Rica. one need merely stay alert, look, and listen.

Giant walking stick, about 20cm long. Green and waxy sheen. Longhorn beetle with a back that looks like stained, distressed wood Haldeman’s potato beetle, iridescent green Rough green snake by the river’s edge. It’s emerald green and about 1.2m long.
31/8/2025, 3:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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moments ago, I spotted this spotted orbweaver on the trail behind my house

Closeup of a “hairy” and fat spider in its web. It’s holding something bright green that appears to be some kind of leaf rather than prey but I’m not sure.
31/8/2025, 2:56:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am hoping my college student son - who’s in a city where COVID is currently running amok (as in my city for that matter - heeds my Friday nudging. but he won’t.

Texts from me to my son starting with a link to a story about a school in his area shutting down due to COVID and then me recommending he go get his shots. He won’t.
31/8/2025, 12:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mercy on UAPB

Score was 47-0 Tech over UAPB Game shows as suspended.
31/8/2025, 1:49:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hard yes

31/8/2025, 1:30:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh check this one out bsky.app/profile/wron...

31/8/2025, 12:32:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is a sure fire vote winner

31/8/2025, 12:21:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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absolutely bonkers

30/8/2025, 11:50:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you

30/8/2025, 10:59:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he is unwell

30/8/2025, 10:37:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but…

30/8/2025, 7:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%

30/8/2025, 7:44:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:08:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was taught that Indians love Thanksgiving

30/8/2025, 3:05:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh forget socials: it will be amazing in real life. fireworks. car horns. dancing in the streets. bbq picnics. like (V-E day + V-J day)^3

30/8/2025, 1:23:45 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s not happening

30/8/2025, 1:11:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pretty sure I saw Notorious Ort Skeptic open for Jane’s Addiction in 1989

30/8/2025, 2:43:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found this green and black poison dart frog during a lovely ride through the rainforest with my tico friend Enrique

A green and black patterned frog on a leaf
30/8/2025, 12:59:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love them

30/8/2025, 12:54:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that this was marked “adult content”

Parent post to this reply, but it’s hidden and marked “adult content”
29/8/2025, 10:03:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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why doesn’t he just go for it and call off the midterms? who’s gonna stop him?

29/8/2025, 10:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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understandable. we rejected Clemens as a Texan, too.

29/8/2025, 6:59:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah. I've been feeling that way all year. bsky.app/profile/elli...

29/8/2025, 6:56:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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about 10 years ago. we were just driving along and the road collapsed underneath him. fortunately I was right in front of him and able to pull him out.

a beige LandCruiser half fallen into a sandy sinkhole on a desert road, at an angle such that the passenger front tire is not even touching the ground, and the back bumper is about 3-4 feet below the road surface. a yellow tow strap is connected to the front of the vehicle.
29/8/2025, 4:16:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now yer talkin' bsky.app/profile/elli...

29/8/2025, 1:30:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ew

29/8/2025, 1:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IMO I don’t think it’s “insiders” as much as a practical reaction to this news finance.yahoo.com/news/key-us-...

29/8/2025, 1:15:12 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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heh. for me it's a house I took off the market. in MAY. if you ever do that, expect spam calls all day, every day, for months and months.

28/8/2025, 9:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am very popular

Screen cap of my last five missed calls. They are all labeled “spam risk“. It’s like this all day, every day.
28/8/2025, 9:24:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why is Jon Hamm being attacked by ChatGPT?

28/8/2025, 8:50:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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editors, you misspelled "the Trump regime is going to invade Chicago with masked, jackbooted thugs in its continued campaign to demonstrate authoritarian power over blue cities and states" hope this helps

28/8/2025, 7:03:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn this is funny

28/8/2025, 3:52:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas coral snake eating a Texas spiny lizard (aka fence lizard) in my nextdoor neighbor’s backyard. I was terrified it was my little friend “Fatty” and ran to my own backyard and I’m happy to report he’s still alive, fat and happy in the woodpile or on my back door. he lets me pet him.

28/8/2025, 3:37:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks for the reminder. just scheduled mine for tomorrow at Hancock HEB.

28/8/2025, 2:30:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if I hear another cutesy little ukulele + whistling song as the soundtrack to a commercial or even an animal video, I may just run directly into the middle of my river

28/8/2025, 1:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not a cult

28/8/2025, 1:15:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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harsh but I’ll allow it

28/8/2025, 11:48:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to anyone reading: Hambone already loves you and your dog even though he’s never met y’all. because he loves everyone. I try to be like Hambone. he’s my best friend.

Close up portrait of my precious Siberian husky
28/8/2025, 3:04:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well, yeah, because it’s not a rescue; it’s an invasion

28/8/2025, 1:44:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the dark forelegs

27/8/2025, 10:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mature male rabid wolf spider on the riverside trail this morning

27/8/2025, 10:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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have you tried that Micklethwait? that's just up the road from me

27/8/2025, 7:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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text spam goading me to start a war

Text received at 1pm today I'm going to Austin on a business trip in November! Where are the best places for barbecue?
27/8/2025, 6:03:08 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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do ya like Led Zeppelin? medium.com/@steve.desch...

27/8/2025, 3:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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putting the “government efficiency” in DOGE

27/8/2025, 2:56:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you for that perfect clarification.

27/8/2025, 2:01:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you'd think he'd be grateful to Seth for what many agree was the catalyzing moment of his presidential candidacy. www.nbcnews.com/storyline/wh...

27/8/2025, 2:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so, if this case has 2 parts and Xinis has jurisdiction over neither, did Abrego's counsel bring this case before the wrong jurisdiction? or is there some subtle "meta process" at issue?

27/8/2025, 1:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I missed that sad news.

27/8/2025, 12:57:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll read that soon. thanks.

26/8/2025, 11:33:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow, Steve. instant classic. two of my favorite things — Zeppelin and astronomy — all in one double helix of an epic beatdown. especially love how you just assume readers will understand the Zep references, as some are “fans only” stuff. Avi:genuine science::Kingdom Come:Led Zeppelin

26/8/2025, 10:36:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Molly Ivins, the late great Texan, said it best:

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
26/8/2025, 10:20:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a month later. no change.

26/8/2025, 10:16:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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same bsky.app/profile/elli...

26/8/2025, 10:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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funny: I just saw this post … in my Discover feed (which I myself do not hate btw)

26/8/2025, 10:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a paddler myself, this really resonates. thank you. [and 100% agreed about the dearth of grit among the "alpha" crowd]

26/8/2025, 8:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avatar: the last airbender
26/8/2025, 8:36:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we all know how the rage tweet tonight will go: "... the UNtalented and FAILING 'chef' Jose Andres, who doesn't love our country and probably isn't even in the country legally ..."

26/8/2025, 8:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet that if we point out just ONE more glaring hypocrisy of theirs they'll learn their lesson and return to normal

26/8/2025, 6:54:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A recent survey of U.S. college faculty by the journal Nature found that 75% were looking for work outside the country."

26/8/2025, 6:31:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stand by this

2022 tweet from me reading I think the absolute best punishment for Donnie for what he’s done would be to make him stand in the center of an enormous arena filled with all the people he’s hurt - especially women - and they just point and mock and jeer and laugh at him for a long, long time. a long time.
26/8/2025, 6:26:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/elli...

26/8/2025, 6:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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heh. said the same thing just minutes ago bsky.app/profile/elli...

26/8/2025, 6:05:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would so profoundly love to take that course

26/8/2025, 6:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s really no exaggeration to say his cabinet meetings are indistinguishable from a DPRK leadership meeting, aside from the military uniforms I guess.

26/8/2025, 6:00:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cornyn’d beef

John Cornyn’s infamous brisket pic
26/8/2025, 1:09:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just gobsmacking

26/8/2025, 1:07:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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are ya out tossing the football with Johnny after work? getting the lawn mowed or tending the garden at 7p on a Tuesday? enjoying cocktails at sunset after dinner with friends?

26/8/2025, 11:15:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how’s that DST working for y’all this morning?

26/8/2025, 11:15:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I block my work calendar for my own time I just label it “no”

26/8/2025, 1:11:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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holy cow!

26/8/2025, 12:34:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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beagles are pretty brave, yeah. ha! rat snakes are super common around Central Texas. in fact, I saw this one just Saturday on the riparian preserve behind my East Austin home (this is definitely a rat snake). looks a lot like your observation! bsky.app/profile/elli...

25/8/2025, 9:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a buddy and I went paddling Saturday (Colorado River east of Austin). we hit the water around 11 and got off the water around 2. and we were comfortable the whole time. didn't even break a sweat. in late August. in Austin. amazing.

25/8/2025, 9:01:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2025 has been a very good summer compared with most of the last 10 summers or so

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