Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump house of cards will collapse. Food prices will increase 50% to 100% as current contracts run out at end of year.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump house of cards will collapse. Food prices will increase 50% to 100% as current contracts run out at end of year.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
She got her hair caught in the disposal while using the kitchen sprayer. That’s how my sister went. ☹️
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a great quote.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
He was in Moscow.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Record family farm bankruptcies in 2019. Job killing tarrifs, farm killing trade wars, the only people winning are the child molesters.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Maga didn’t bother learning how to land a plane either. 🤷♂️
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, might as well retire, we’ll have that debt knocked out by Christmas. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Assassination attempt, they got all the incriminating evidence out of Bolton’s house, on with the cover-ups.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Benedict Arnold started out pretty well too.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Was really looking forward to posting this. 😞 Will just move it to favorites.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
The plane, the plane
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to do this on Al Gore’s front lawn.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Facts and Republicans don’t mix. 😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
When he dies, there will be lots of lost cult members. I suggest “Meet Trump in Heaven” kool-aid stands on every street corner.🤷♂️
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know, the amount of urine that will need to drain away means this should be on a slope.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach him.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s the best old Dr
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
This would be a good time to ressurect “as goes Iowa, so goes the nation”
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Get over to Texas right away.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s 4th stage dictatornoma, he’ll be dead soon. 😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
If ever a grave needed to be peed upon, she’s 2nd on the list.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Inflation at 2.9% as tariffs destroy the US econony and we still haven’t seen the Epstien report. Let Gavin speak!!!
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ted Cruz is a murderer.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is more prayer the only action? I bet if the guy had shown up throwing subway sandwiches, the DOJ would already have all the sandwich shops on lock down.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps, if Nato were to send troops into Ukraine on a search and rescue mission for a downed civilian pilot.🤔
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone tried using a tennis ball cannon to launch baggies of shit at that thing? Properly aimed, Orange Hitler could get a mustache. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Fridays are great days for coups. Plus, its a three day weekend so traffic will be light. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact is, if more republicans were getting shot, fewer children would be getting shot. I’m calling on all crazy people to stop shooting up innocent kids and start working to solve the fundamental problem. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to send her some clutchable pearls before she goes into shock.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not really keen on giving up my weapons while trump and his ilk are in power. However, I have no problems with registration, liabilty, storage laws that force responsibilty onto gun owners, sellers and manufacturers. Plus red flag laws, ok too.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess there were no rainbows in Texas. 🤔
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
If prayers work, why are the kids dead? Is there a “don’t shoot me prayer” we can use to replace the Pledge of Allegiance?
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s a domestic terrorist.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Still waiting for a ruling on the nose wiping part. www.c-span.org/video/?c4748...
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, we’re here. McDonald’s isn’t coming to save us.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Only in America could you call a building full of grumpy old white people, a Cracker Barrel.🤠
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
We are just one tweet away from tiotal collapse. His econony us a house of cards. Coviid destroyed it in just two weeks.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet Orange Hitler is hiding in his bunker tonight.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to stop providing weapons and aid to Israel. They have become the Nazis.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone not prosecuting the Epstein pedophiles is just as guilty as if they held down the victims.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Changing careers at middle age? Perhaps they mean Israel will murder these children before they become adults.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Energy prices are skyrocketing as Orange Hitler kills renewable energy projects around the US. Its the 2026 eggs and everybody need to complain about how the cost of everything is going up.
crapstorm.bsky.social (@crapstorm.bsky.social) reposted
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to get all the orange stuff
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
The Attorney General of Texas is being chrged with the same crime. 😂😂😂😂😂 He’s maga candidate
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
How come nobody gets tarred and feathered anymore? Is it an environmental thing?
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know Clinton was there because he was having an affair with Maxwell. 😂😂😂 Release the files. Bring the pedophiles to justice.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
1st Amendment. 👍
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps its time to start organizing general strikes. Hand wringing just ain’t getting the job done.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we still wipe our noses with it? www.c-span.org/video/?c4748...
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I took my family to DC on vacation while Obama as in office. We walked in the parks, the metro subway, rode in busses. Orange Hitler must be concerned about the visitors that chased him into the bunker. 😂😂😂😂😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
It time to start mailing Big Macs to the White House, we need to end this.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
You parked in his spot again, didn’t you?
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Why didn’t any of these people stand up in 2017-2019 and do something?
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
So much better than arresting homeless people.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
They are releasing a recording of her reading their script. Don’t believe any of it.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Until there are pedophiles hanging from lampposts, this won’t go away. Release the Epstein files.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we talking when we could be driving over them in tanks? Republicans are such spineless pussies.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, those are “Oldies” now. 😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Fight club
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Oddly enough, alot of the people running around causing problems don’t wear bullet proof helmets. 🤠
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Our Police Cars now have a “we’re hiring” sticker on the back. Its kinda sad really.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
I sold all my stock in the main account yesterday. Something bad is happening and I think there is a financial meltdown coming. Its not like TACO trading, it feels more like the housing collapse.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank God.
Pops (@pops131.bsky.social) reposted
A frightening clown that specifically seeks out children, instilling fear and anxiety in their hearts, lurking in shadows, waiting to strike.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he had a Dunkin Donuts coupon?
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly what it looks like by my house. Awesome.👍
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, there must be children having lunch in Gaza City that the Israelis haven’t murdered yet. 😞
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Get er done!
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
If you remove non citizens from the census, Texas loses seats. 😂😂😂.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Job Killing Tariffs. Our head count is down 25% and we have zero job postings.
Adam Rothman enjoys a good sandwich (@adamrothman.bsky.social) reposted
In all seriousness, the Smithsonian is terrific and the good people who make it the world's best ensemble of museums don't deserve the abuse hurled at them by this fool of a president.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump Widens Metal Tariffs to Target Baby Gear and Motorcycles Apparently the babies have been getting free rides in those strollers for long enough. 😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t he just drive the golf cart in? 🤷♂️
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
So fragging trump and putin during the same meeting is a twofer. Zelenski appears to be playing 3 dimensional chess while those other 2 play, hide the salami. 🤔
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
And how long does trump intend to keep murdering children in Gaza.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
The question should be, why isn’t America sending troops over to help remove the Russian invaders? For a decade, the spineless republicans have cowered under their desks, kowtowing to Putin.
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone tried calling Mar-a-Lago and asking for them?🤔
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, it would have been so much easier to just buy the data at Mar-a-Lago. Forensics of the wreckage have confirmed that the balloon's sensors had never been activated while it was flying over the continental US, and so it did not transmit any intelligence back to China. 😂😂😂😂😂
Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he bringing a grenade? A fragging seems in order at this point. Need to move this along and get down to driving the North Koreans back to Russia. 🤷♂️