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Emperor Dan

@emperor-dan.bsky.social

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created December 12, 2024

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Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump house of cards will collapse. Food prices will increase 50% to 100% as current contracts run out at end of year.

2/9/2025, 2:00:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

She got her hair caught in the disposal while using the kitchen sprayer. That’s how my sister went. ☹️

2/9/2025, 1:57:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a great quote.

1/9/2025, 11:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

He was in Moscow.

1/9/2025, 11:14:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Record family farm bankruptcies in 2019. Job killing tarrifs, farm killing trade wars, the only people winning are the child molesters.

1/9/2025, 11:00:01 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga didn’t bother learning how to land a plane either. 🤷‍♂️

1/9/2025, 4:06:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:46:59 PM | 4636 1350 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ResJudicata22 (@resjudicata22.bsky.social) reposted

Cartoonist: Marian Kamensky

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1/9/2025, 6:21:33 AM | 38 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, might as well retire, we’ll have that debt knocked out by Christmas. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1/9/2025, 3:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Assassination attempt, they got all the incriminating evidence out of Bolton’s house, on with the cover-ups.

1/9/2025, 3:54:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Benedict Arnold started out pretty well too.

30/8/2025, 7:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Was really looking forward to posting this. 😞 Will just move it to favorites.

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30/8/2025, 3:33:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:37:18 PM | 4322 1329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

The plane, the plane

30/8/2025, 2:51:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to do this on Al Gore’s front lawn.

30/8/2025, 2:33:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 (@anthropocenempg.bsky.social) reposted

#Rumps nemesis 😍

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29/8/2025, 4:36:23 PM | 41 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts and Republicans don’t mix. 😂

30/8/2025, 2:26:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

When he dies, there will be lots of lost cult members. I suggest “Meet Trump in Heaven” kool-aid stands on every street corner.🤷‍♂️

30/8/2025, 2:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know, the amount of urine that will need to drain away means this should be on a slope.

30/8/2025, 2:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Impeach him.

30/8/2025, 3:54:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the best old Dr

29/8/2025, 8:14:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

This would be a good time to ressurect “as goes Iowa, so goes the nation”

29/8/2025, 4:17:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Current, continuous mood:

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29/8/2025, 1:32:17 PM | 7727 1526 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Get over to Texas right away.

29/8/2025, 4:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s 4th stage dictatornoma, he’ll be dead soon. 😂

29/8/2025, 4:10:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:44:48 AM | 10746 2532 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

If ever a grave needed to be peed upon, she’s 2nd on the list.

29/8/2025, 3:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Inflation at 2.9% as tariffs destroy the US econony and we still haven’t seen the Epstien report. Let Gavin speak!!!

29/8/2025, 3:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:53:31 AM | 29 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:19:05 PM | 1034 397 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted Cruz is a murderer.

28/8/2025, 11:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 9:59:06 PM | 4783 2224 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is more prayer the only action? I bet if the guy had shown up throwing subway sandwiches, the DOJ would already have all the sandwich shops on lock down.

28/8/2025, 10:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps, if Nato were to send troops into Ukraine on a search and rescue mission for a downed civilian pilot.🤔

28/8/2025, 9:31:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone tried using a tennis ball cannon to launch baggies of shit at that thing? Properly aimed, Orange Hitler could get a mustache. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

28/8/2025, 9:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Fridays are great days for coups. Plus, its a three day weekend so traffic will be light. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

28/8/2025, 9:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.

28/8/2025, 8:37:36 PM | 14044 4324 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact is, if more republicans were getting shot, fewer children would be getting shot. I’m calling on all crazy people to stop shooting up innocent kids and start working to solve the fundamental problem. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

28/8/2025, 9:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 731 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone needs to send her some clutchable pearls before she goes into shock.

28/8/2025, 9:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not really keen on giving up my weapons while trump and his ilk are in power. However, I have no problems with registration, liabilty, storage laws that force responsibilty onto gun owners, sellers and manufacturers. Plus red flag laws, ok too.

28/8/2025, 8:18:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess there were no rainbows in Texas. 🤔

28/8/2025, 8:12:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

If prayers work, why are the kids dead? Is there a “don’t shoot me prayer” we can use to replace the Pledge of Allegiance?

28/8/2025, 8:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a domestic terrorist.

28/8/2025, 4:40:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting for a ruling on the nose wiping part. www.c-span.org/video/?c4748...

28/8/2025, 12:59:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:27:54 PM | 21438 6123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we’re here. McDonald’s isn’t coming to save us.

28/8/2025, 12:36:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Only in America could you call a building full of grumpy old white people, a Cracker Barrel.🤠

28/8/2025, 12:30:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

We are just one tweet away from tiotal collapse. His econony us a house of cards. Coviid destroyed it in just two weeks.

28/8/2025, 12:27:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet Orange Hitler is hiding in his bunker tonight.

28/8/2025, 12:25:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to stop providing weapons and aid to Israel. They have become the Nazis.

28/8/2025, 12:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:55:37 AM | 1421 760 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone not prosecuting the Epstein pedophiles is just as guilty as if they held down the victims.

27/8/2025, 2:38:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Changing careers at middle age? Perhaps they mean Israel will murder these children before they become adults.

27/8/2025, 1:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Energy prices are skyrocketing as Orange Hitler kills renewable energy projects around the US. Its the 2026 eggs and everybody need to complain about how the cost of everything is going up.

27/8/2025, 1:49:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:05:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to get all the orange stuff

27/8/2025, 1:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

The Attorney General of Texas is being chrged with the same crime. 😂😂😂😂😂 He’s maga candidate

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27/8/2025, 1:40:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

How come nobody gets tarred and feathered anymore? Is it an environmental thing?

27/8/2025, 4:52:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know Clinton was there because he was having an affair with Maxwell. 😂😂😂 Release the files. Bring the pedophiles to justice.

26/8/2025, 9:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when we opposed this crap

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26/8/2025, 9:38:59 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:24:19 AM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

1st Amendment. 👍

26/8/2025, 8:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps its time to start organizing general strikes. Hand wringing just ain’t getting the job done.

26/8/2025, 8:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we still wipe our noses with it? www.c-span.org/video/?c4748...

26/8/2025, 3:54:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I took my family to DC on vacation while Obama as in office. We walked in the parks, the metro subway, rode in busses. Orange Hitler must be concerned about the visitors that chased him into the bunker. 😂😂😂😂😂

26/8/2025, 3:51:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:55:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

It time to start mailing Big Macs to the White House, we need to end this.

26/8/2025, 11:51:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

You parked in his spot again, didn’t you?

24/8/2025, 12:58:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Why didn’t any of these people stand up in 2017-2019 and do something?

24/8/2025, 12:56:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

So much better than arresting homeless people.

23/8/2025, 12:44:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

They are releasing a recording of her reading their script. Don’t believe any of it.

22/8/2025, 9:35:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Until there are pedophiles hanging from lampposts, this won’t go away. Release the Epstein files.

22/8/2025, 9:21:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are we talking when we could be driving over them in tanks? Republicans are such spineless pussies.

21/8/2025, 11:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, those are “Oldies” now. 😂

21/8/2025, 2:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Fight club

20/8/2025, 10:07:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oddly enough, alot of the people running around causing problems don’t wear bullet proof helmets. 🤠

20/8/2025, 10:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Cake….. oops

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20/8/2025, 9:59:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Our Police Cars now have a “we’re hiring” sticker on the back. Its kinda sad really.

20/8/2025, 5:01:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

I sold all my stock in the main account yesterday. Something bad is happening and I think there is a financial meltdown coming. Its not like TACO trading, it feels more like the housing collapse.

20/8/2025, 4:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank God.

20/8/2025, 4:04:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pops (@pops131.bsky.social) reposted

A frightening clown that specifically seeks out children, instilling fear and anxiety in their hearts, lurking in shadows, waiting to strike.

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19/8/2025, 11:42:44 AM | 1017 258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he had a Dunkin Donuts coupon?

20/8/2025, 4:02:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is exactly what it looks like by my house. Awesome.👍

20/8/2025, 2:16:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, there must be children having lunch in Gaza City that the Israelis haven’t murdered yet. 😞

20/8/2025, 12:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂😂

20/8/2025, 12:24:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Get er done!

20/8/2025, 12:29:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

If you remove non citizens from the census, Texas loses seats. 😂😂😂.

19/8/2025, 11:16:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Job Killing Tariffs. Our head count is down 25% and we have zero job postings.

19/8/2025, 11:14:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Rothman enjoys a good sandwich (@adamrothman.bsky.social) reposted

In all seriousness, the Smithsonian is terrific and the good people who make it the world's best ensemble of museums don't deserve the abuse hurled at them by this fool of a president.

19/8/2025, 8:30:19 PM | 1249 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump Widens Metal Tariffs to Target Baby Gear and Motorcycles Apparently the babies have been getting free rides in those strollers for long enough. 😂

19/8/2025, 1:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t he just drive the golf cart in? 🤷‍♂️

19/8/2025, 1:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

So fragging trump and putin during the same meeting is a twofer. Zelenski appears to be playing 3 dimensional chess while those other 2 play, hide the salami. 🤔

19/8/2025, 11:34:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

And how long does trump intend to keep murdering children in Gaza.

18/8/2025, 9:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

The question should be, why isn’t America sending troops over to help remove the Russian invaders? For a decade, the spineless republicans have cowered under their desks, kowtowing to Putin.

18/8/2025, 9:05:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone tried calling Mar-a-Lago and asking for them?🤔

18/8/2025, 7:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, it would have been so much easier to just buy the data at Mar-a-Lago. Forensics of the wreckage have confirmed that the balloon's sensors had never been activated while it was flying over the continental US, and so it did not transmit any intelligence back to China. 😂😂😂😂😂

18/8/2025, 4:12:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Dan (@emperor-dan.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he bringing a grenade? A fragging seems in order at this point. Need to move this along and get down to driving the North Koreans back to Russia. 🤷‍♂️

18/8/2025, 2:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view