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I'll pay $15 to help him get to the front desk
Hey there you! Have a great day and try not to be a dick. You got this!
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I'll pay $15 to help him get to the front desk
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Trumpist.
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Military lawyers are still military, right? Like they now have obligations under legal ethics and military ethics to refuse illegal orders and report wrongdoing? Have these guys even *heard* of Nuremberg?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Jr gonna be blacklisted by his suppliers soon.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Leave their heads sticking out though. I need to practise my golf swing.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Aotearoa New Zealand don't want him. I hear there's space in El Salvador though.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't realise that Usher was in the Broligarchy 🤷
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Why? Because Israel, of course.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn't about baseball. This is a scared, sick, old man pleading for tributes and praise before it becomes posthumous.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the current state affairs, I reckon we make Bdsm Satan Worship a minimum standard for all Government appointments. The missionary position "Christians" gave shown their preference for child abuse, racism and intolerance. Jebus would be sad.
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Looking forward to Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane's incident report and accompanying bodycam definitively verifying everything Rudy Colludy claims happened.
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There are a few of them. Search "David Armand"
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Every time this song is mentioned, I have to post this video. It's the rules, don't @me bro. youtu.be/bkzsoJf-UsA?...
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Five to One Texas Radio and the Big Beat Roadhouse Blues
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Oh dive in! Some fantastic reimagined songs to be found!
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I'm going to assume that you are aware of Postmodern Jukebox?
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Best I can do is Rockabilly youtu.be/OgYfgeyaPg0?...
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Stand back and stand by. #iykyk
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How much KY Jelly would it take to coat JD?
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"Donald Trump dies from a massive coronary. This goes to prove that Joe Biden should not be president." Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com,by @jaketapper.bsky.social
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I'm all for it as long as the option is force-enabled for Bono.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Although the fact Mayor McCheese frames it as an *economic* calamity speaks volumes about the One True God™
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
As a matter of faith, I seriously believe that there is no sentient higher power. No god/s and no devil. This is as valid a religion as any. How very dare they try to deny my religious right to go to the mall!
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Support this great NZ Bluesman, buy him a coffee or two, guys!
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If the author believes for one second that supermarkets will reduce prices in response to lower tariffs and reduced supply costs, I have a bridge to sell her.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is in reference to politics in Aotearoa New Zealand, my dude.
Sunny Moraine (@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social) reposted
So I think a lot about the whole “we/they didn’t vote for THIS” thing. Because some people who voted for Trump will say they didn’t vote for whatever Horror is going on, and then the natural response is “but you fucking did, what are you talking about” And I think we may be framing this wrong
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Given Trump just fired Lisa Cook for supposedly claiming 2 different primary residences, I fuckin hope Paxton is in Abbott's cross-hairs.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
He might want to wait for the actual data to be available (I know, it will say whatever Donny wants it to say) before making such claims.
Mark (@maetl.bsky.social) reposted
An opinion I have that doesn’t seem to be shared by certain news editors is that repeatedly lying and making misleading inflammatory statements should be disqualifying of being given a platform to broadcast to thousands of people.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"If you enter my property wearing a mask, and provide no ID, I will shoot you" Hang a sign on the gate.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Domestic maple syrup, huh? The struggle is real 🤣
John Karalis (@johnkaralis.com) reposted
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files The Israeli government is committing genocide ICE is filling political quotas These are true statements. Spread the word.
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Tagging @darrenwatson.bsky.social just because 😂
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh those wacky nazis, what hijinks will be next? Trying to soft-wash Peewee German ain't going to work.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
The fuck is a "pre-war", you fool?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Beautiful. I feel the power of your rage jumping from the page.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
They're paying around $30k above ticket price on these Tahoes, before any bulk purchase discount or other negotiated price reductions. Who owns the dealership?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is going to tell her Jaguar is a British company, and Target is collapsing after rejecting DEI?
Giovanni Tiso (@gtiso.bsky.social) reposted
Note that these are only deaths directly resulting from the use of weapons. Not deaths caused by malnutrition and disease.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we're going to see a lot more of these "Trump signatures" over the next few months.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Any and every online Bible. Amazon allows page previews of the books it sells, doesn't it?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump siding with a Genocidal criminal? I did Nazi that coming.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Uber Eats/DoorDash etc should release the details of who placed the orders.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not saying the 639b is cursed, but didn't both of them die?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
And I hope that you die and your death will come soon I will follow your casket by the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Odds are that ICE are placing the orders to entrap the drivers
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"His" attorneys? He's privately suing the Smithsonian?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
We do deserve better. Get out of the way.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should run a study of the hostages who died while being held by Hamas. Pretty sure there would be some health "conditions" to blame there too.
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@abcnewsbot.bsky.social
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"Melania" "wrote" a letter. Sure, bud.
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"lack of basic humanity for another person’s safety" AYFKM Send this bitch to CECOT and then she might have a case.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
"... And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime... "
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be serious if she is suing people for suggesting she has any involvement with Trump.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Australia needs to immediately block all US Beef to protect our industry. The apple industry does it against NZ apples with far less justification. #auspol
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
In Australia's Google store "Top Charts" : #27 (Grok) #36 (Bluesky) #126 (X)
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just the remix of "they're eating cats and dogs", and should be treated as such. State it outright and ask them what evidence they have.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Being in denial implies that he is unaware. Netanyahu is fully aware and in charge of orchestrating these crimes.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly surprised that Warhol never (publicly) riffed on it, it's right in his lane.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Murdered is the word you're looking for here. Or assassinated.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Racist bigot.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
They should be paying market rates for environmental rectification.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my apologies, I picked up the comedian thing somewhere, never thought to question it. Thanks for the correction!
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! Something about the way people move to that rhythm.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an Italian comedian who believed that Italians would gobble up any music that *sounds* American. He was right 😂
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
There has to be at least one whistleblower among all those agents, surely?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerry, no.
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
The U.S. government is run by Stephen Miller, Laura Loomer, and whatever rando Fox puts on TV when Trump is watching
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Art imitates life, no?
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Given how much the world of the DT breaks through into his other works, it sure is odd.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Where I'm living in rural NSW, there is a 10c variance in fuel prices within a 5km radius, and even within brands. Tell me again that NZ fuel companies are not using cartel pricing to rip off consumers.
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Absolute belter.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this your store Jimi? It doesn't seem to shop to Australia.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but you could clear the national debt by selling tickets.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Fear not, there would be quite the fight among Bondi, Noem, Comer et al to be his cushion. He'd probably plummet to his death while they fight tho.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
2 things. 1. Who the fuck are you and who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I wouldn't accept that attitude from someone I know, I sure won't take it from some pissant nobody on the internet. 2. "My country" is Aotearoa, you dumb fuck. I just happen to be living in Australia.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Never heard it used here in Oz
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Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is *exactly* my experience, although I must fess it was at an OxBridge-stream junior school. Oddly, I've never had cause to use this wisdom, although I could have used some economics and money skills classes.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)
I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and all your demons I'll be the one to protect you from A will to survive and a voice of reason I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and your choices, son They're one and the same, I must isolate you Isolate and save you from yourself
Peter Wicks (@madwixxy.bsky.social) reposted
The moment you realise that a lobby for a foreign power, whose leader has been indicted for crimes against humanity, has pressured your police force into pretending they can’t count. #auspol
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
How can the international media be brought to the table? Here in Australia they are, without exception, parroting the Talking Points™ And it's being swallowed whole.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Just remember that Pamela Jo Bondi and all the other Trump sycophants at the Justice Department have seen videos of Trump, Epstein, Dershowitz, and other old men raping teenage girls and decided they needed to protect the rapists, not the victims. They are immoral vultures.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone from the janitor up. They didn't magically wake up to find themselves conscripted.
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P👍
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
If you ever encounter International Rules football, watch it. Only Australia and Ireland play. It's carnage, and I couldn't determine any clear rules in operation.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
And utterly impossible to enforce.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
RPG it on the Tarmac. Can't renovate a wreck.
Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a lot of words to say "there is no evidence that Hamas or anyone else has taken any food supplied to Gaza, and the Israeli government have admitted this" Genocide and war crimes.