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Ian Miles Bong

@emrsin.bsky.social

Hey there you! Have a great day and try not to be a dick. You got this!

created April 17, 2024

372 followers 102 following 923 posts

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Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll pay $15 to help him get to the front desk

3/9/2025, 1:21:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpist.

3/9/2025, 12:43:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Military lawyers are still military, right? Like they now have obligations under legal ethics and military ethics to refuse illegal orders and report wrongdoing? Have these guys even *heard* of Nuremberg?

2/9/2025, 11:09:42 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Don Jr gonna be blacklisted by his suppliers soon.

2/9/2025, 10:09:02 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Leave their heads sticking out though. I need to practise my golf swing.

2/9/2025, 9:58:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Aotearoa New Zealand don't want him. I hear there's space in El Salvador though.

2/9/2025, 9:52:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't realise that Usher was in the Broligarchy 🤷

1/9/2025, 11:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Bardsley (@kenbar.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 10:19:35 AM | 40307 9342 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? Because Israel, of course.

31/8/2025, 11:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn't about baseball. This is a scared, sick, old man pleading for tributes and praise before it becomes posthumous.

31/8/2025, 10:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the current state affairs, I reckon we make Bdsm Satan Worship a minimum standard for all Government appointments. The missionary position "Christians" gave shown their preference for child abuse, racism and intolerance. Jebus would be sad.

31/8/2025, 10:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane's incident report and accompanying bodycam definitively verifying everything Rudy Colludy claims happened.

31/8/2025, 10:32:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

There are a few of them. Search "David Armand"

31/8/2025, 2:55:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time this song is mentioned, I have to post this video. It's the rules, don't @me bro. youtu.be/bkzsoJf-UsA?...

30/8/2025, 11:03:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Five to One Texas Radio and the Big Beat Roadhouse Blues

30/8/2025, 11:26:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 10:40:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

youtube.com/@postmodernj...

30/8/2025, 10:32:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dive in! Some fantastic reimagined songs to be found!

30/8/2025, 10:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to assume that you are aware of Postmodern Jukebox?

30/8/2025, 9:56:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Best I can do is Rockabilly youtu.be/OgYfgeyaPg0?...

30/8/2025, 9:50:01 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

Stand back and stand by. #iykyk

30/8/2025, 9:44:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

How much KY Jelly would it take to coat JD?

30/8/2025, 7:42:56 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

"Donald Trump dies from a massive coronary. This goes to prove that Joe Biden should not be president." Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com,by @jaketapper.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 7:30:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm all for it as long as the option is force-enabled for Bono.

30/8/2025, 7:14:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Although the fact Mayor McCheese frames it as an *economic* calamity speaks volumes about the One True God™

30/8/2025, 12:34:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

As a matter of faith, I seriously believe that there is no sentient higher power. No god/s and no devil. This is as valid a religion as any. How very dare they try to deny my religious right to go to the mall!

30/8/2025, 12:32:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

Support this great NZ Bluesman, buy him a coffee or two, guys!

30/8/2025, 12:20:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

If the author believes for one second that supermarkets will reduce prices in response to lower tariffs and reduced supply costs, I have a bridge to sell her.

29/8/2025, 4:38:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is in reference to politics in Aotearoa New Zealand, my dude.

29/8/2025, 4:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunny Moraine (@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social) reposted

So I think a lot about the whole “we/they didn’t vote for THIS” thing. Because some people who voted for Trump will say they didn’t vote for whatever Horror is going on, and then the natural response is “but you fucking did, what are you talking about” And I think we may be framing this wrong

27/8/2025, 3:36:27 PM | 250 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Given Trump just fired Lisa Cook for supposedly claiming 2 different primary residences, I fuckin hope Paxton is in Abbott's cross-hairs.

26/8/2025, 9:47:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

He might want to wait for the actual data to be available (I know, it will say whatever Donny wants it to say) before making such claims.

26/8/2025, 9:09:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark (@maetl.bsky.social) reposted

An opinion I have that doesn’t seem to be shared by certain news editors is that repeatedly lying and making misleading inflammatory statements should be disqualifying of being given a platform to broadcast to thousands of people.

25/8/2025, 6:33:06 AM | 110 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

"If you enter my property wearing a mask, and provide no ID, I will shoot you" Hang a sign on the gate.

25/8/2025, 1:45:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Domestic maple syrup, huh? The struggle is real 🤣

24/8/2025, 12:46:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Karalis (@johnkaralis.com) reposted

Donald Trump is in the Epstein files The Israeli government is committing genocide ICE is filling political quotas These are true statements. Spread the word.

24/8/2025, 3:41:38 AM | 1508 540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

Tagging @darrenwatson.bsky.social just because 😂

24/8/2025, 5:49:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh those wacky nazis, what hijinks will be next? Trying to soft-wash Peewee German ain't going to work.

23/8/2025, 10:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is a "pre-war", you fool?

23/8/2025, 1:13:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful. I feel the power of your rage jumping from the page.

22/8/2025, 11:28:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

They're paying around $30k above ticket price on these Tahoes, before any bulk purchase discount or other negotiated price reductions. Who owns the dealership?

22/8/2025, 6:19:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is going to tell her Jaguar is a British company, and Target is collapsing after rejecting DEI?

22/8/2025, 12:37:59 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Giovanni Tiso (@gtiso.bsky.social) reposted

Note that these are only deaths directly resulting from the use of weapons. Not deaths caused by malnutrition and disease.

21/8/2025, 9:47:01 PM | 23 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we're going to see a lot more of these "Trump signatures" over the next few months.

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21/8/2025, 8:01:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Any and every online Bible. Amazon allows page previews of the books it sells, doesn't it?

21/8/2025, 6:29:46 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump siding with a Genocidal criminal? I did Nazi that coming.

20/8/2025, 6:53:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Uber Eats/DoorDash etc should release the details of who placed the orders.

20/8/2025, 6:52:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not saying the 639b is cursed, but didn't both of them die?

20/8/2025, 6:51:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

And I hope that you die and your death will come soon I will follow your casket by the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead

20/8/2025, 4:14:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Odds are that ICE are placing the orders to entrap the drivers

20/8/2025, 12:57:06 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

"His" attorneys? He's privately suing the Smithsonian?

19/8/2025, 9:35:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

We do deserve better. Get out of the way.

18/8/2025, 12:21:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should run a study of the hostages who died while being held by Hamas. Pretty sure there would be some health "conditions" to blame there too.

18/8/2025, 8:56:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

@abcnewsbot.bsky.social

17/8/2025, 8:23:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

"Melania" "wrote" a letter. Sure, bud.

17/8/2025, 3:39:35 AM | 130 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

16/8/2025, 8:20:02 AM | 17085 6249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

"lack of basic humanity for another person’s safety" AYFKM Send this bitch to CECOT and then she might have a case.

15/8/2025, 10:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

"... And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime... "

15/8/2025, 11:52:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

It must be serious if she is suing people for suggesting she has any involvement with Trump.

14/8/2025, 9:05:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Australia needs to immediately block all US Beef to protect our industry. The apple industry does it against NZ apples with far less justification. #auspol

14/8/2025, 8:48:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

In Australia's Google store "Top Charts" : #27 (Grok) #36 (Bluesky) #126 (X)

12/8/2025, 10:54:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just the remix of "they're eating cats and dogs", and should be treated as such. State it outright and ask them what evidence they have.

12/8/2025, 10:19:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Being in denial implies that he is unaware. Netanyahu is fully aware and in charge of orchestrating these crimes.

12/8/2025, 2:28:50 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly surprised that Warhol never (publicly) riffed on it, it's right in his lane.

12/8/2025, 1:26:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Murdered is the word you're looking for here. Or assassinated.

11/8/2025, 11:41:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Racist bigot.

10/8/2025, 6:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

They should be paying market rates for environmental rectification.

10/8/2025, 5:45:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my apologies, I picked up the comedian thing somewhere, never thought to question it. Thanks for the correction!

9/8/2025, 11:44:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too! Something about the way people move to that rhythm.

9/8/2025, 2:54:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

He's an Italian comedian who believed that Italians would gobble up any music that *sounds* American. He was right 😂

9/8/2025, 2:54:11 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

There has to be at least one whistleblower among all those agents, surely?

9/8/2025, 2:43:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry, no.

9/8/2025, 1:07:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

The U.S. government is run by Stephen Miller, Laura Loomer, and whatever rando Fox puts on TV when Trump is watching

8/8/2025, 3:51:58 AM | 2392 641 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Art imitates life, no?

8/8/2025, 5:59:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Given how much the world of the DT breaks through into his other works, it sure is odd.

8/8/2025, 3:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Where I'm living in rural NSW, there is a 10c variance in fuel prices within a 5km radius, and even within brands. Tell me again that NZ fuel companies are not using cartel pricing to rip off consumers.

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6/8/2025, 1:10:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute belter.

6/8/2025, 12:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this your store Jimi? It doesn't seem to shop to Australia.

6/8/2025, 12:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but you could clear the national debt by selling tickets.

5/8/2025, 9:45:01 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fear not, there would be quite the fight among Bondi, Noem, Comer et al to be his cushion. He'd probably plummet to his death while they fight tho.

5/8/2025, 8:48:43 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

2 things. 1. Who the fuck are you and who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I wouldn't accept that attitude from someone I know, I sure won't take it from some pissant nobody on the internet. 2. "My country" is Aotearoa, you dumb fuck. I just happen to be living in Australia.

5/8/2025, 12:04:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Never heard it used here in Oz

5/8/2025, 11:27:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 10:45:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is *exactly* my experience, although I must fess it was at an OxBridge-stream junior school. Oddly, I've never had cause to use this wisdom, although I could have used some economics and money skills classes.

4/8/2025, 8:03:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social)

I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and all your demons I'll be the one to protect you from A will to survive and a voice of reason I'll be the one to protect you from Your enemies and your choices, son They're one and the same, I must isolate you Isolate and save you from yourself

4/8/2025, 7:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Wicks (@madwixxy.bsky.social) reposted

The moment you realise that a lobby for a foreign power, whose leader has been indicted for crimes against humanity, has pressured your police force into pretending they can’t count. #auspol

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4/8/2025, 2:50:27 AM | 95 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

How can the international media be brought to the table? Here in Australia they are, without exception, parroting the Talking Points™ And it's being swallowed whole.

3/8/2025, 10:06:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Just remember that Pamela Jo Bondi and all the other Trump sycophants at the Justice Department have seen videos of Trump, Epstein, Dershowitz, and other old men raping teenage girls and decided they needed to protect the rapists, not the victims. They are immoral vultures.

2/8/2025, 11:58:53 PM | 4032 1309 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone from the janitor up. They didn't magically wake up to find themselves conscripted.

3/8/2025, 10:03:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 10:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

If you ever encounter International Rules football, watch it. Only Australia and Ireland play. It's carnage, and I couldn't determine any clear rules in operation.

1/8/2025, 10:41:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

And utterly impossible to enforce.

30/7/2025, 10:59:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

RPG it on the Tarmac. Can't renovate a wreck.

28/7/2025, 9:49:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Bong (@emrsin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a lot of words to say "there is no evidence that Hamas or anyone else has taken any food supplied to Gaza, and the Israeli government have admitted this" Genocide and war crimes.

28/7/2025, 9:39:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view