He heard about all the speculation that he is dead and is going to outlaw jokes.
He heard about all the speculation that he is dead and is going to outlaw jokes.
You are your own comic strip, you know that?
*gasp!* I need to send you another Hollering Elk pin to pass on to her!
My philosophy is, if it isn't a rare specimen of historical value, then repaint away.
*crab-walked
An increasing number of women are pulling on up to 40 kilograms of steel armour to take part in historic medieval combat.
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
You thought AI was a cool technological development, but ... have you heard about heating up sand?
There were no security cameras installed at the White House before he had some installed specifically to monitor the former Rose Garden.
Detrumpification
Are conspicuous buckets of colored chalk going to be the new pallets of bricks?
Why does Viva la Revolution hate the victims of Galveston?
Yes! Sometimes digging into a mechanical issue with something else helps me think of solutions for typewriter issues.
Oh! On a somewhat more serious note, the Ford Museum is in nearby Dearborn, and they have several Mold-A-Rama souvenir machines. www.mold-a-rama.com/machine-loca...
I hear there are some excellent rap battles to participate in. Not sure, I've never been there, I only saw '8 Mile'.
Chicago keeping art alive:
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
Rin-Tin-Tin replies to fan mail
Nested works.
I admit to buying a handful of items off Temu when I first transitioned. I figured I'd rather make $10 fashion blunders than $70. The quality was *so bad*. My partner took me to the thrift stores and helped me find things that not only work for me but are well-made and will last.
But mah boobies.
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
There's like a thousand times worse on FP right now!
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
'My pre-existing condition is that my employer requires it. Now stick me.'
And on the other side if the family was a Hessian mercenary who was allowed to stay and brought over his family and settled in PA. So...yeah, fam's not looking good on the loyalty front.
One of my distant ancestors *was* Bendict Arnold!
I think you may have stumbled upon a small story arc for Eve, though. :-)
One of my ancestors helped try to take Quebec in 1775, does that count? Oh, quite the opposite? Drat.
And if you were a kid who wore a trenchcoat, you were assumed to be a psychopath.
Looking forward to all the posts confidently incorrectly explaining what KMFDM stands for.
Waking up at 04:30 to a bat in the house is not how I wanted to start my day. Fortunately, we were able to quickly herd it out an open door.
Ack!
The question is not a matter of can trans people change sex but one of can cisgender people stop us.
I said this months ago but I really need a BLUE STATE COMPACT IMMEDIATELY. Bring together all health depts, all education depts, etc... under one umbrella. Collectivize guidance, ensure that disabled students get what they need, etc... An emergency meeting of all Blue State Governors is overdue.
They focus entirely on us, then when we express fear at the backlash, they accuse us of making it all about us. Damned if ya do...
I have an idea for how we can make the Mets go all the way, but you're not going to like it.
There is no conceivable interpretation of the law of war in which a camera set up nearby legitimizes a mass casualty double tap strike on a protected civilian site like a hospital. The fact that Israel is citing it as if it meets some standard should, by itself, trigger a halt in weapons to Israel.
Oh my god Nate Stevenson just published one of the most beautiful love letters on gender for his husband that I've ever seen. The sweetness and love in it absolutely cannot be overstated. Seriously, you owe yourself this one. As a treat. www.imfineimfine.com/p/rings
'What do You do With a Problem Like Mare Hoo-Ha?', from *Imgur: The Musical*, featuring Ellie's climactic flight across the Dells to escape the mods.
Not seeing it. Though I find it hilarious that that means someone had to train the AI mod to recognize horse pussy and that it was probably mostly because of you.
I'm going to have to watch it in chunks because I become too enraged to pay attention.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
I got a tie tack with the company logo on it.
just so we're clear--israel admits they killed TWENTY PEOPLE including FIVE JOURNALISTS to destroy a CAMERA. not a person holding a camera. just a camera.
a....camera?
@lastweektonight.com You might be interested in covering the user-driven protest happening since Friday on @imgur.com. We may have different business daddies, but we both want to see them get fucked. #lastweektonight #johnoliver #imgur #fuckyoubusinessdaddy
Happy birthday!
Me if I had access to a portal gun, probably.
Translation: my two girlfriends found out about each other when one discovered they had VD.
shut the fuck up you wet bitch
Just move to Canada and live in every neighborhood until you find the awesome one. That's where Lily is.
During my town's annual festival, the 1920s theater shows old shorts for free (and 25-cent popcorn!). Our Gang, Laurel and Hardy and the like. When I took my son who was ~10 at the time, one of the shorts was Buster Keaton's 'One Week' and for a few months he became obsessed with Keaton.
Another artist whose most popular song is also my least favorite.
It was kind of fun to see him at First Ave a few years ago and watch the people who clearly knew him only from 'Cars' try to figure out what to make of his current style.
Yeah, sorry, not going back to the fascist propaganda site.
Oh, gawd, is it like xenomorph dick? When the dick opens its mouth another dick comes out.
'Holy shit, a talking baby!'
I shall call her Mini-She. @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social
My partner still gushes about her dinner theater-style show at First Ave on the Little Earthquakes tour.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
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I'm so trans I got an 80-yr-old IBM Model 01.
Happy birthday! Also, condolulations on adulthood.
I have a few. 'Is it too early to kill myself?' '[random object]--OF THE FUTURE.' 'Look at my crotch! Look at my crotch! Looooook, look at my crotch!'
Look, it's the only place in MN where I can get at least somewhat close to proper grits without making them myself. As long as they kept that one guy who makes the grits, I'll deal with the decor.
I used to shop there regularly because I was supporting a MN company, and because F Wal-Mart. What this boycott showed me was, how easy it is to just...not need Target.
You know you've chosen the people you follow correctly when James Dobson dies and your entire timeline throws a a party
"dude", "bro", "man"... is it also gender neutral if I call just anyone "girlie", "princess" or "my good bitch"?
Glad you're safe, and I hope everyone else is as well.
One of the unsung advantages of getting old is being able to immediately abandon an article after the phrase "Onlyfans influencer collective."
It's been a hot minute since I've watched it, but to my recollection it does. Yes, there are a ton of stereotypes (I mean, look at the time period and setting) but IMO they are played lovingly and not intended to denigrate. It doesn't have to be your cup of tea, though, either. You're allowed.
After seeing public officials nationwide quiet as church mice after those two lawmakers in MN were politically assassinated, shrugged shoulders at congresspeople held hostage by their colleagues & strongly worded letters in response actual Hitlerian rule I can’t help but wonder if help ain’t coming
JKR is actively harming trans people through incitement and legislative lobbying. She is a public figure with no more protection from vitriol than a politician--and the critical things said about her pale in comparison with many of her own quotes or DJT quotes seen on this platform.
Newsom can eat a bag of dicks, but I still enjoy all the trolling.
MN has the highest percentage of trans individuals (1.2%). Come for the trans-friendly atmosphere, stay because your car won't start. williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications...
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And here I thought I just had ADHD.
Today I was introduced to the world of specialty stain removers and the odd pairings that share the same formula.
[workers begin chiseling President Cleveland's first name off his tomb]
trump take boobs @robynelyse.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/uh-oh-are-...
The news outlets should be calling '24/7 police surveillance' what it is: house arrest.
Just busting your chops.
I have zero regrets about leaving South Dakota, but it was still better than being in North Dakota. :-p
Wow, talk about cognitive dissonance.
From 1559 to 1779, this fountain in Treviso, Italy was filled with free wine during festivals. One breast provided white wine and the other provided red wine. (Image: Didier Descouens)
Anticipation always makes the climax better. ;-) Safe travels.
Thank you!
We are not amused. It is not only the GOP erasing us, Let @indivisible.org know we won't be erased by the Left or the Right!
Sexualization of children? They don't see us as anything but something to have sex with, that's why they're so mad at transgender people and children especially
“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”
I bet not one of these important world leaders - our closest allies - get US soldiers on their knees rolling a red carpet out for them or a president clapping in excitement to see them.
jfc i hadn't even considered how the trans athletes bans would mean people can't get scholarships
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