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Just passed a daycare called “Hugs and Tugs”
My “I did a good deed and then got in an unrelated car accident” press statement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my “I did a good deed and then got into an unrelated car accident” press statement.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
I prefer the NFL, but I can see folks around me liking college more than the pros because we don’t have a pro team. (Arkansas.)
Kids in the Hall’s Brain Candy. A guy I know, ahem, watched it his first time, and it was wild.
That pic at Mar-a-lago was such a classic. I remember when it was the dumbest thing I had ever seen. How young and innocent I was.
The fact that we must differentiate the First from the Second Defenestration of Prague remains an all time flex of that lovely city
Met our new neighbors, who have a German shepherd. He said that “he tried to teach him German commands, but his old lady said ‘he doesn’t even speak German.’” My wife: “I think that people just teach them those commands.” He earnestly responded “I truly believe that, I do.”
Jfc
Confirmed shooter, or confirmed that there is a report of a shooter with police response?
One was reported, and police are there, but it hasn't been confirmed that there's a shooter
You could maybe, I don’t know, wait a few days?
Just saying, but the indignant tone of your response to an indie game publisher’s rationale might, in fact, be related to your earlier post.
I’m a little sorry but this is just what my brain is like
Like, a street level story of a spider-man villain instead of the Avengers.
i see a red fence and i want it painted black
Slop, sorry
The Facebook AI slip tried to warn us
The guy who lived in Ecuador was living in a raw-fruit focused commune in Ecuador when he assaulted some miners. (Pun not intended, but probably applicable.)
Perfect mascot for America
Truly incredible. Glad you made it out to tell the tale. (Granted, the tale was told regardless of you getting out.)
At least there’s no collar gap?
But google doesn’t get the ad revenue if you can quickly look something up instead of watching YouTube ads
We have a saying in our family: “some days you win the argument, some days the kids eat pizza in the bathtub. “
What gif pops up when you type your name
CIA approved tactics for populations under hostile occupation
That is the standard for a Terry stop and frisk, but not for vehicles.
Tacos al pastor being Lebanese-Mexican and other fun facts
They’re addictive, though
Holding out for a hero
Slightly diminish a band: Panterita
Wouldn’t it be cool if they were able to live forever, but only as we lock them in a permanent prison of their own creation?
He comes off so much better than Mr. Beast, who arguably does the same thing (give away valuable things). It seems a lot less manipulative, at least on the vibe I got.
When I moved to Minnesota from Arkansas, I met some of the same guys up there. Different accent, just riding snow machines rather than 4-wheelers.
“Try that in a small town.” Oh, apparently they haven’t been to small towns, either, because that’s absolutely something folks would do there.
Did you throw a sandwich at a cop first?
My daughter loves the ones that make her look like she has club feet
And one thing that AI can definitively not do is “eat.”
Keeps things slightly more organized in my brain
I do that sometimes. I’ll have “distraction desktop” set up as a separate space, then a single desktop for each project with a separate browser and the related tabs on each one. (Mac user, so not sure if it’s the same)
"For the love of God, Montresor!"
This has become the most viral thing I’ve ever put on the internet and I think that rules
“I got spanked and turned out okay,” they say. No, you got spanked and turned out thinking it’s okay to hit your children.
I’ve been on a woodworking habit for a while now, and some days are just spent hand-sharpening chisels and hand planes. The wood part is fun, but there is definitely some zen to be had in the prep part.
His videos on YouTube from Wired are amazing
Dude, Where’s my Epstein Files?
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
I have! And the intrusive thoughts are 0/5, despite their very best effort!
my daughter talks a lot of shit for someone I am letting win mario kart
Trying to sell stuff from your hobby makes it a hoccupation
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
But… wouldn’t the providers of AI would have an extremely more powerful bargaining position, and could raise their rates a LOT more easily than employees could demand raises?
Living with an urban planner (Emily Bernstein in the New Yorker).
The Elon effect
A tepid pool of my own filth
I’m not great at shopping, hate cooking, and eat out too often, but to call someone a grocerycel is just wild.
Someone report to the California AG’s office regarding misappropriation of charitable funds and fraudulent solicitation. (Vshojo was based in SF) oag.ca.gov/charities/co...
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
A geschrei was made
But have you asked why they need the milk?
Truly indistinguishable from satire
I've been following the past couple of days, and really appreciate you covering this so well.
I was just saying that it's quaint how dumb I thought W was at the time.
A lot of people with "Kill Your Local Pedophile" bumper stickers are embracing federalism. "No, he's our NATIONAL pedophile, so it's okay."
nathan fielder (narrating): my client, who works in real estate, wanted to connect with a powerful financier. but he needed a way to stand out from the crowd. the plan? write a cryptic birthday message with a drawing of something sexy to grab his attention
Perfect quote. No notes.
And that they develop specific terms to have specific meanings that literally "take into account what the public would believe if certain phrases were used."
You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
“The privilege class of knowledge” is wild
this is a pretty good article www.liberalcurrents.com/the-politi/
“Oh, fer crying out the window” [strong Minnesotan accent] is a great one
Additionally, credit score also is based on percent of total credit used, so having a higher limit (but not using it) can help
I’m not saying that the cops did the right thing at all, but it appears that there was fog on the day in question, so it could have started with that as an excuse. Give him a warning and let him go.
I came home, parked my car, and opened the door before I saw this guy hanging out a few feet away!
Good god
I knew a number of US Christians who went and fought for the idf, so it’s not only Jews who are part of the iDF
me and the squad flexing our dope new petards
Guys let’s not jump to conclusions. It’s not as if the birthday card mentions anything truly incriminating, like “cheese pizza”.
You’re being an international heel
For breaking down sheets of plywood, definitely.
“New York is a land of contrasts” ass answer
Grok, what is this “easy mark” tax I paid?!?
Makes me miss Brisk God from twitter. Does remind me of one of my favorites, though: youtu.be/ohmhZVjaqQo?...
Usually I’d say “correlation, not causation,” but I’ll make an exception here.
I get that frustration when there’s someone who is attractive, smart, funny, good at their job, AND nice, all at the same time. Just not fair. Superman’s that guy, but I can just… go with it in this movie. Feels good, man.
“I really needed this vibe right now” was how I felt after.
It was “just a comic book movie,” but I think it was hearkening back to the older era of the MCU. I went with my son, so it resonated more with my experience, but I thought it was good, actually. Made me want to read some Superman books, which I’ve never really done. “Better than expected”
I got so mad when the university of Arkansas switched to Pepsi producers for a few years, then overjoyed when they went back to coke. Should not have felt so much at game day, but you have to pick your battles.
The truck looks like a skull, and it is definitely giving SS “are we the baddies” vibes
Using ChatGPT, right?
The lead guitarist is really good, and their newer stuff is kind of focused on virtuosic noodling, which I’m not really as into, though appreciate it. They’re touring close by in a couple months and I’m going to go see them again.
I saw them live a couple years ago, and they were fantastic. “Extreme Wealth and Casual Cruelty” from the same album has grown on me the most, I think.
