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EverTheAltruist

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Jazzman, Poet, Flumbronaut https://soundcloud.com/everthealtruist

created March 5, 2025

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Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

1/9/2025, 12:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a millennial and three out of the four vehicles I’ve owned have been stick shifts. First one being a stick shift truck. Currently driving a straight drive 2019 Impreza. It’s fun having an infotainment system in a car with a stick. Hill assist is a godsend.

1/9/2025, 12:48:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The posterboy of crony capitalism kicking the bucket on Labor Day weekend? Might be the most delicious irony ever produced by man.

30/8/2025, 12:06:37 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoulda called it “dog song”.

30/8/2025, 10:50:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait til he hears about that Burmese Muslim genocide they assisted with.

30/8/2025, 12:37:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s between him and that pope he killed, I guess.

29/8/2025, 9:50:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m on the “listen to the victims” bandwagon now.

29/8/2025, 12:40:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Miller is the Grima Wormtongue like motherfucker you’re describing.

28/8/2025, 11:42:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, there’s a music video for it already and it’s right sized this time.

27/8/2025, 5:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Teeth can be exchanged for goods and services.

25/8/2025, 10:12:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sombitch murdered an elephant.

22/8/2025, 12:40:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scientology only has like 25k members. There are more adherents of the Roman religion Than that.

16/8/2025, 10:58:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, that’s a good one.

16/8/2025, 10:57:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or learn to be a compassionate individual.

15/8/2025, 3:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new season of King of the Hill made a joke about people regularly shitting on his desk.

15/8/2025, 1:48:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon Musk has dreams of prima noctis.

15/8/2025, 1:23:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clippy just wanted to help.

15/8/2025, 1:20:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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… My question’s concerning the budget.

14/8/2025, 9:59:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Beginnings of stagflation”? I’m 35 and I’m pretty sure that’s been my whole experience.

5/8/2025, 3:18:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t believe Epstein is really dead. We never saw a corpse.

5/8/2025, 11:51:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The emperor has no clothes.

2/8/2025, 11:22:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look inward, friend.

2/8/2025, 9:43:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every response of yours has sounded like a Fox News host or a YouTube bot with a screen name like “redpilld69”.

2/8/2025, 12:23:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t seem to have a mind.

2/8/2025, 12:19:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Straw man me instead of looking inward. You’re only cheating yourself, friend.

1/8/2025, 9:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I need to do all the work for you? Think a little.

1/8/2025, 7:46:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ritual sacrifice of their prophet by the very institutions that still oppress them didn't absolve them of any misdoings. Mike Johnson is a wing of that oppression. Jesus would think he's a jerk.

1/8/2025, 1:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Possibly, but that's my choice now isn't it? As for your last sentence, coulda had me fooled, all you've done is parrot right-wing and authoritarian talking points with no ideas of your own.

1/8/2025, 1:04:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Ever the altruist" is actually an insult implying that I'm the opposite of an altruist. Some people are able to understand humor and layers of symbolism, but you're not one of them. Consider that there may be other things you could understand were your ego not in the way.

1/8/2025, 12:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is he gonna combat child sex trafficking in the whole country if he can't even do anything about it on his own property?

1/8/2025, 11:37:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's reported that he also smacked the table multiple times while his head transformed into that of a coyote, jackyl or dog of some kind.

1/8/2025, 11:36:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm tired of seeing his "The most boring Sith lord" ass.

1/8/2025, 11:34:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know, I've watched a lot of their babies starve to death on nature shows. I cried like a baby twice over the same baby elephant. Saw it happen on one show, then another show turned out to be a "behind the scenes" of the first show, so I had to cry at the film team crying at the baby dying.

1/8/2025, 11:32:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She coulda felt that back when she and her campaign team thought they were running a perfect campaign. Woulda helped then, it's just pretty words now.

1/8/2025, 11:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, you just shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone ever.

1/8/2025, 11:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't eat ones and zeroes, bud.

1/8/2025, 11:25:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has been so incredibly, tangibly rewarding. My music still isn't making any money, but everything you see or hear on any of my profiles all came straight from my mind and hands. I've dug into symbology and archetypal studies and Qabalah and the Tarot, and feel so much more connected with my species.

1/8/2025, 11:25:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Dal-E first released to the public, I prompted a bunch of "AI art" to use as album art for songs I post on SoundCloud that don't make me any money. It didn't take long for this to feel dirty to me and not in a good way. The process of replacing all of that with visual art I created myself

1/8/2025, 11:25:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Five of swords isn’t a great card to pull, this was always destined for disaster.

1/8/2025, 1:07:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s really not, but you seem to be as ignorant as they come, with your Tennessee Taliban ass.

31/7/2025, 9:48:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do what now?

30/7/2025, 4:39:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goppredators.wordpress.com

29/7/2025, 10:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Know thy enemy, bud.

29/7/2025, 10:04:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s almost like most marketing is just straight up lying.

23/7/2025, 9:34:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump isn’t Faust, he’s the demon Faust sold his soul to.

23/7/2025, 9:32:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sad to hear his road finally ended.

23/7/2025, 12:32:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Clinton killed the music industry. Let him get pissed on.

21/7/2025, 9:15:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can become a prison

20/7/2025, 10:13:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A solemn reminder to be mindful of the illusions we spin.

20/7/2025, 10:13:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea, big unfortunate.

20/7/2025, 10:02:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you mean Jon Stewart? John Lewis was a civil rights leader and congressman who passed in 2020.

20/7/2025, 10:02:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs to helm The Daily Show

19/7/2025, 10:23:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re real bad in the music space too. No I don’t want to pay to be on a playlist nobody listens to.

16/7/2025, 8:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good guy Hermes, the twink messenger of the gods.

16/7/2025, 7:17:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Controlled opposition says what

16/7/2025, 3:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like witches at black masses

11/7/2025, 1:18:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are the evil you’re willing to tolerate.

9/7/2025, 9:48:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should have to serve time in the federal pen for the phrase “waxing exuberant”.

9/7/2025, 9:43:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like IBM was instrumental to The Holocaust.

9/7/2025, 9:32:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daily meditation tune: youtu.be/Qa9Y4-bDit0?...

8/7/2025, 11:14:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am The Hat Man. I apologize for scaring you, but to be fair, if you’ve eaten enough Benadryl to summon me, you know you shouldn’t have done that.

8/7/2025, 10:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The left looooooves discipline.

8/7/2025, 9:54:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, let them finish you. It’s what Jesus would’ve done.

8/7/2025, 12:34:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs to learn how to do that groany vocal fry Obama does when he’s trying to figure out how he’s gonna end a sentence.

8/7/2025, 12:32:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You neglected to mention the sexual assaults he, himself had bragged about on record.

8/7/2025, 12:30:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, The Flavian Cult/Empire strikes again.

7/7/2025, 10:03:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it’s not depopulation, ignorance, or callousness, it’s ritual sacrifice. If you judge their intention by their results, it’s pretty obvious they want people to die.

7/7/2025, 9:47:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The Elite Revolt of 1984”

7/7/2025, 9:21:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All you’ve done here is survive. You haven’t learned or developed a soul. You’ll be back.

7/7/2025, 9:19:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you never look in the mirror, you never catch a glimpse of the nothing behind your eyes.

6/7/2025, 11:12:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess that sexy voice wasn’t enough and they needed a video feed.

6/7/2025, 10:10:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grok, the ignorant propaganda bot.

6/7/2025, 10:08:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow, they got the human teeth and everything.

6/7/2025, 10:07:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You sound like you do. Try being honest with yourself about what kind of person you really are.

5/7/2025, 4:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a you problem.

5/7/2025, 10:36:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The unenlightened man seeks dominion over all but himself.

5/7/2025, 10:35:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, the great American caste system.

5/7/2025, 10:29:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American working class chose capitalism over Carhartt.

4/7/2025, 7:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such cowardice.

2/7/2025, 10:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dimpled rooster seems like it has legs.

30/6/2025, 4:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a true alchemist, I am able to transmute crippling existential dread into absolute uselessness.

30/6/2025, 4:58:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance.

30/6/2025, 3:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've got us fifteen flavors of Kentucky fried fucked over here.

30/6/2025, 12:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk’s in those files too. All these libertines flock together.

30/6/2025, 10:18:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I may play advocate for the literal devil here, perhaps the aristocrat class SHOULD own everything while I fuck off and die.

30/6/2025, 10:17:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a satisfying drag right there, and the race wasn’t bad either.

30/6/2025, 10:14:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goo guy sound fun, but “slugger” was right there.

30/6/2025, 10:13:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re circling the drain of autocracy and this mother fucker think he a maverick all of a sudden.

30/6/2025, 10:08:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems are really outing themselves as controlled opposition.

30/6/2025, 10:07:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of maaaaaaan

28/6/2025, 10:12:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to give Hogan's Heroes a rewatch, I guess.

27/6/2025, 6:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the showers are never really showers are they?

27/6/2025, 6:11:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Poe's Law Administration

27/6/2025, 11:20:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IBM turbocharged The Holocaust. This is no different.

27/6/2025, 11:12:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania got the Epstein VISA, not the Einstein VISA.

26/6/2025, 11:59:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair to capitalism, when left unchecked, it destroys everything, not just democracy.

26/6/2025, 10:22:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My work ethic is directly determined by the ethicality of the work expected of me.

26/6/2025, 10:20:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re good eatin’!

26/6/2025, 9:56:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I agree, I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I let you take those little chunks of ‘mater off my souvlaki pita.

24/6/2025, 10:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the greatest cowardice I’ve ever observed.

24/6/2025, 10:04:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view