[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
23, She/They, autistic, Marxist, trans ally🏳️⚧️, pro-Palestine🇵🇸 18+ MDNI
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[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, no. I'd rather elect a ham sandwich for the seat.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I knew that shit didn't sound right. Iirc, they sent maybe 3 payments over the course of a year.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
That was 5 fucking years ago. Her husband getting hammered was more recent than that.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
A white suburban goober, mind you. I ain't tipping shit. Not like he needs it anyway if he could afford to own a nazi brick on wheels.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
*cybertruck. God I wish it was a cyberpunk.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
Nothing more fucked up tonight than ordering a lyft to go home from work and it's a fucking cyberpunk picking my ass up. At least I can verify it looks stupid as fuck on the inside too.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, why should anyone give a goddamn fuck?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
-of healthy living. Back then, they whined about how their kids should be allowed to eat shit food for lunch every day like it was their god-given right. Now, they suddenly care about dyes and saturated fat and sugar because a white guy is selling the message to them.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
One thing that's irked me for a while now is how Michelle Obama was treated like shit a decade ago for wanting kids to eat better and exercise, meanwhile RFK Jr. basically copied her idea and made it something incredibly shitty in comparison, and conservatives act like he's the representative-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear to God, a lot of this shit is a white guy rebranding the work a Black woman did before him. When she tries encouraging healthy eating, it's "she needs to mind her own business and my kid can eat whatever shit they want!" When ol' brain worm does it, it's "Wow, what a plan! MAHA!"
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, if you've ever noticed, the calls for a "smaller government" never call to shrink the police or military. Ever. Nor were they ever called to remove religious influence from the government. Funny how "smaller gov" always translates to less protections for the little guy.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
French Aristocrats used to piss and shit all over the place in the Palace of Versailles. Like straight on the fucking floor like it was nothing.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you're big mad now. By the way, the monarchs of Europe were also huge on incest too, right?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Then riddle me this: Why have Europeans historically been so goddamn filthy that contact with outsiders caused mass disease?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
☝️🤨 wait-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it just depends on the guy. Trump's poor health has us all in unison, but when it was Joe's butthole cancer, I got blocked a lot lol.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Except I'm pretty sure even sourdough is older than wonder bread lmao.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Im surprised but also kinda not surprised that this dumb, anti-"woke" bitch prefers ultra-proceeded crap bread over sourdough.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on now, I am not wishing such misfortune on just Trump. If Clinton, Bush, or Biden would like to go first, they are more than welcome. A new gender-neutral bathroom is always a plus.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
1952: "Golly gee, I can't wait for robots to pick our groceries for us!" 2025:
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I think a lot of people aren't very fond of Taylor for valid reasons, but damn, I wish this was talked about way more because fuck those shitlib shills.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been saying Bush is as (or more) evil than Trump. That blood-soaked son of a bitch has over a million deaths on his hands. Who in their right fucking mind looks back at that time and sees him as a good president??? Even my right-wing dad thinks Cheney is an evil fucker.
BASTARD MAN 9001™️ (@hombrebastardo.bsky.social) reposted
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not that I don't have empathy. But if some of them are gonna get aggressive as fuck about why they hate communism and why they deserve more attention than Palestine, and why they defend the azovs, and why they think every Russian should die, then they can take that bullshit somewhere else.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
-under posts that had nothing to do with us, I'm sure the rest of the world would get so sick of that shit fast. I mean, they probably actually did back in the early 2000s.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, some of them need to chill the fuck out and stop trying to center themselves into literally everything. It especially pisses me off when they try this shit under posts about Palestine. Like, I'm sorry they're experiencing war, but if Americans were like this right after 9/11-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
When you support ppllike Newsom, you are supporting the possibility of having to show your coochie to a guard at the bathrooms just to piss and shit. I don't fucking want that, Jessica.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
One man's 9/11 will be another man's Christmas day.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
If he's gone, do you think they'll close the store early or not? Idk, I kinda just think it would fall between Christmas and 9/11. Like you just stay at home and get paid for the day. Idk, I'm just finding any reason to not work on a Saturday.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
And then today I find out this person might've actually been *detransitioning* back to cis male... I fucking hate this country.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
!!!
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Please do not underestimate how much influence these talking heads have on the president, though. Laura Loomer threw a fit about Palestinian children being allowed entry to the US for medical help, and now Palestinians are barred from entering the US entirely.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he doesn't understand that part of being a leftist is helping the most amount of people in need, regardless if you like them or not, and regardless of what you get back in return because it's the right thing to do.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
Cool, so instead of chat gpt guiding ppl on how to off themselves, you'll send Officer Hog over there to shoot them instead. Phenomenal work, guys 🙂👍
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, there is documented proof her mom legally changed her name to Robin because she was a trans girl. So again, even misgendering an awful fucking piece of shit, is still not good for trans people.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I would fight with my whole life to keep yall from becoming a part of America. Believe me (derogatory).
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat my shit, feddy girl.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
How much yall wanna bet this bitch is stealing xannies and/or ketamine from her own hospital?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, you can buy scrubs almost anywhere...
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You could learn to shut the fuck up, for starters...
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's already been confirmed that she idolized that guy. I'm so fuck mad and sickened. This selfish waste of oxygen killed two kids and unleashed a wave of hatred towards other trans women.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I said treating all trans people like potential mass murderers is a bad approach.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, okay that makes more sense. Sorry if I came off as aggressive, but I'm just tired of the scapegoating today.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You should fall off a bridge.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Misgendering does not help trans people even if the trans woman in question was scum of the fucking earth.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think this is the right approach here. This is like telling kids that if they bully someone, that person will be pushed into slaughtering others. It paints normal people as ticking time bombs and demonizes them.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Her being Russian has the same amount of relevance as her being transgender: none. Can we not fucking scapegoat groups that have nothing to do with the actual problem, like the death cult her and 2 other school shooters were affiliated with?
♡Spooky Kate 🎃 🇬🇹~ FREE 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 (@katespeace.bsky.social) reposted
Quoting this again for no particular reasons regarding the Gavin Newsom stans and bot wave.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
If *this* is democracy, then it clearly doesn't fucking work anymore.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't fucking chalk up blatant transphobia with a "bad political move". This wasn't the fucking Dean Scream.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You're literally Canadian.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
And you're 73.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't lib out too hard now.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
A ballot alone will not defeat fascism and you're a goofball if you genuinely believe it will.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
There's many out of Gaza and Rafah that I think about, but I also think about that little Lebanese girl they murdered when they set off those Motorola beeper like bombs.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know about that shit until just now, but christ, it really explains A LOT. Like him and Tom Crusie really do share that evil + hopped up on coke vibe.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
They should've rebranded to "Crack Barrel". They would make a hell of a lot more money selling crack in barrels.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
*correction, they did originally charge Wallen with 3 felonies apparently. They all just happened to get downgraded to misdemeanors. I can only hope Lil Nas X will have all his downgraded.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, unironically, I will support him because the fact that they're trying to throw 4 felonies at him and put him in prison over some drug-fueled rowdiness is kinda bullshit if you ask me. Morgan Wallen threw a fucking chair at a cop and you didn't see them drop 4 felonies on him for that...
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
By the way, I don't want this to sound like I'm directing hatred towards Andrew Garfield, but I can't believe the Carl Sagan biopic he was supposed to star in gets scraped, only for a Sam Altman biopic to cast him and actually make it to filming... Fucked up.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite part was when ppl asked him to elaborate on this shit, and he goes, "wEll IvE aLrEaDY eXpLaiNeD tHiS iN gReAT DeTaiL AnD I WiLL not bE rEpEAtiNG MySeLF bECaUSe yOU MiSsED iT tHe FiRSt TiMe..."
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I just went looking at her post history. Ngl, I feel sad for her because her husband apparently treats her like shit. She does not seem well, and I hope she gets out of that marriage before she resorts to burning the house down with him deceased inside.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
Nice try. Suck a cock, and then we'll talk.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
By the way, a woman is a female OVER 18, NOT UNDER.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Fuck you. We don't fuck with you. You are banned from all progressive groups you claim to belong to. Fuck off entirely. You could fall off an overpass, and the world would be better off for it.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, bot, don't be a coward. Show us the birthing process.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
This man has been to prison, but lesbians scare him... Okay...
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Ho-yeah!
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
-a part of the bathroom, gave up, called a handyman, and said-handyman fixed it in minutes. That's who's taking my parent's + mine's earnings every month. Anyway, fortunately I move outta here in April and fuck landlords.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
-Or better yet my parents don't ask bcz until we ended up on this path of having to move with them ending the lease and everything, they were afraid that asking for home improvements meant rent increases. Hell, this fucking douche of a landlord once wasted hours trying to "repair"-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
-we'd have to get repair guys to clear tree roots that were fucking up the drains. Our landlord gave us a new bathroom sink about a year ago, and it doesn't fucking work at all now. It's this bad because the house is over 70 years old and the landlords who manage it don't fucking do shit.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I could go on and on about how fucked up this whole house is. Our home AC and heating stopped working well over a decade ago. The freezer starts having problems when it hits above 100°F outside and everything thaws/melts. Our shower used to regularly clog so fucking bad-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social)
I just came home from work and my bedroom door no longer has a fucking doorknob. I asked my sister to shut my window when it started getting dark bcz I was still at my job and apparently it refused to fucking open. I literally shoved a soda can through the hole so I could have some privacy. Fml.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
She's the type to withhold your painkillers until you post #khive🩵 right in front of her. "Nurse, it fucking HURTS. Please give me morphine!" "Then POST IT you little bitch!"
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
"Um well...this one was tested on rabbits... but that one donates its proceeds to white South Africans who need help buying cellphones here.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Google is fucking free. You can look up his podcast episode with white supremacist Charlie Kirk. Also, I actually live in CA and can confirm he has been a vile governor since *at least* 2020.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly how we fucking got here to begin with because you fuckers picked some shitheads who were fine with some genocide.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom is not the only goddamn politician doing something. Like there's literally Zohran Mamdani. And I'd rather risk my own rights than allow trans ppl or anyone else to be treated as less than human by this country. It's ALL or NOTHING.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You can fuck off under the bus first, actually.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a funny way of describing feeding your man his own private BBQ. Give it a few months, and his beer belly will become a beef belly. Remember, the way to a man's heart is through good ass fucking food.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
We're sick and tired of ur fucking ass.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
What fucking risk? Seriously, what risk? Because he's not gonna lose his house, or be imprisoned, or deported for anything he's done or is doing. Be so for real right now.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Because A) He hates the homeless and B) He's aligned with Charlie Kirk on being a transphobe Does this not come up as a major problem for you?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I already employ house spiders for that. This shit is getting my boot.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Did dad let some stranger from the club into his bootyhole? Cause where else do they think they're all gonna catch it?🤨
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you make money somehow. So who's your employer?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
She's really not beating the "mean girl from high-school to RN pipeline" allegations. Really hope someone baits her into dropping her place of work.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, what hospital do you work at? I wanna show them this.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? Did he make you "tingle" too?
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not what communism is, you simpleton.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You're a douche, too.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Becoming so openly goddamn hateful towards marginalized ppl, because now they think they get to use Newsom as a pass to do it. I dont feel safe knowing that *both* the two biggest mainstream political parties in the US now have it out for more and more marginalized ppl.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been a really repulsive last few days with libs just like her. It hurt reading the awful things they posted about Palestinians. It hurt when they were weaponizing ICE post-election. And it hurts watching them now do this shit to gay and trans ppl. I'm disturbed with more and more ppl-
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a pussy for disabling replies on your newest post about how much you hate the trans community now. If you wanna talk all sorts of shit, then at least be brave enough to take the heat. Fuck you and your little friend from earlier who threw the gays under the bus too.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
AI pfp, Canadian, and a crypto bastard. Stfu.
[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve) (@evethevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the list was academia vocabulary. As in words used by those in the sociological sciences. Getting bogged down by 'chest feeding' and 'latinx' when this is an attack on discussions of class and society is fucking silly.