Penzance man, Humphry Davey was a good friend to me. Although we did a lot nitrous oxide together, never forgot the jam-cream rule
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After Brexit I'd thought not. But not now. Dominant right-wing media supported it, so will never report the damage it's done. Difficult for 'remain' supporting parties to highlight the damage as they'll be accused by the RW press as calling voters 'stupid'. So Farage's getting a free ride.
Everytime, it's control and ownership of media that enables this. Whether its Goebbels....the endless "bendy banana" shite, the army of Fox Trump arse-lickers, the absence and denial of Brexit damage...and now Nigel worship.
UK always lags trends in the US. Am imagining a future Farage PM of UK with a newly elected populist left-wing Dem POTUS. So UK will be shunned by the US, the EU...and pretty much all Commonwealth nations. Putin may not be around, maybe Germany elected the AFD, but even they won't leave the EU.
Yeah, Bravo Jamie Raskin. But so many tempted to vote Reform here will be kept totally ignorant of what he's doing in the US by our propagandist right-wing media. Farage always picks authoritarians and ultimately anti-British sides, Putin-vs-EU, Trump-vs-UK/EU (and the Commonwealth).
Rodney has no nose...how does he smell?
Congressman Jamie Raskin hands Nigel Farage his a*** on a plate Anyone in the UK care to plagiarize?
Reform is high in polls in UK. Farage is trying to recreate a Trumpist/MAGA movement in the UK. A our vile right-wing propaganda media here keep his activity in the US hidden from their readers. He's a patriot, and saved us from authoritarian EU rule. Oh, how I hate the loathsome cunt. Bravo Jamie!
No internet since 2pm. Online chat with TalkTalk - in addition, seems I've started paying for 2 services via one fibre connection. Was 2 hrs on Chat....not happy....actually quite angry....decided it was whisky time. π¬
Biscuits?
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Careful now.
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Ahem....St Austell and Sharp's breweries. Doom Bar, Korev, Atlantic Ale, Mena Dhu (stout) all very good.
You were always more a World of Leather man.
This is the very least of their crimes. They made Brexit, from decades of anti-EU propaganda. Of course they'll do this to Angela Rayner, along with any Labour or politician on the left. What's far worse is that they'll most likely give us PM Farage.
Lovely relaxing footbath. Then we'll see if we can find those printer drivers for you.
We went over all that yesterday when we all met.
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Hmmm...and did you have that in-between layer of soggy crumble mix?π§
Yeah.....so explain why Jesus has got beans all over his face?
They were all veggie at the weekend, so did pork belly, beans and chard. I'd brined the belly in a spice and brown sugar mix....it was very tasty.
Mrs Fa came back from tai chi weekend, invited fellow attendee round. I was in the middle of cooking tea....etc etc.
When you all met to go over all that?
The Munchausen Syndrome (aka The Pretenders)
The Bipolar Monkeys
with Midge Urine Infection
Ultrasound
A-ha (so that's what the left ventricle looks like)
Somebody had to. π€·ββοΈ
Lead guitarist...Alex Lifesonsupport
The Prevention (better than The Cure)
Grateful Death?
Rash?
Heart?
I believe they're hidden in the Maxwell House.
Take away the beans, add a sausage and I'm happy.
What's the difference between a bodhran player and a foot massage? The foot massage bucks up the feet...
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Man walks into a pub with a bag. Landlord asks "what's in the bag"? "Six pounds of semtex" he replies. "Thank Christ....I thought it was a bodhran"
Yeah...I'm an HB fan because of how he brought science into cooking for all the right reasons....to get the flavours, textures etc you want.
Can I walk in to Mordor though?
This has come up before in our exchanges...but Heston isn't well. He has quite severe bipolar disorder, saw a Youtube interview with him recently where he's a shadow of his former self. Very sad.
Ah but I've a jar of homemade miso in the fridge.....welcome to the new age of exciting, fusion, Angel Delight flavours!
That's why this is the perfect Heston inspired project. 1. Re-create the original Angel Delight Butterscotch taste from the 1970s 2. Find the right proportion of booze and cocaine that doesn't detract from the butterscotch taste. 3. Serve to a suitably appreciative set of diners.
It's still pretty quiet....turns out the hookers are really good at Kerplunk....it's intense....I'm bringing out slices of Battenberg sprinkled with coke to keep their energy levels up.
Would that be banana or butterscotch Mr Ratbag? Or perhaps both?
Mrs Fa is away this weekend on a tai chi thing. I've got booze, hookers, Battling Tops, Battenberg, Kerplunk, Angel Delight, cocaine....raspberry trifle with mescal
Find an over zealous bodhran player.
Need to make more black garlic. So combined starting it off with a batch of spicy brined pork belly.
Duck shxt is homemade mint sauce....and Chard (a niche Bluesky reference which some may pick up)
Films are made better with Duvall in them.
This is what happens when you step back because the Daily Mail and other malicious actors claim it's "only patriotism". Whatever ground you give....they demand more and more. Until they come for you for not flying the flag outside your house.
A bit Schleswig....not the whole Stein?
I had a Marlboro McLaren Corgi toy.....my friend had the JPS. I wished dad had bought me the JPS.
Sadly no, we lack Soviet-Wheels technology down here.
Mrs Fa is away on some hippy tai chi retreat this weekend. So decided to have lamb rack with some over-friendly potatoes and some steamed Crewkerne.
Wordle es corrupciΓ³n, la corrupciΓ³n es Wordle
Aunque extraΓ±o a ese idiota de Modig.
It's crumbletastic!
"Hey, dieser Ort ist so viel besser ohne diesen Modig-Spinner"
Are you sure? The bpm of most dance tunes could be dangerous for you in your condition. Perhaps a gentle holiday with tea dances is more suitable.
Oh dear, what a muddled menu. Maybe new kitchen staff at the care home.
Hmm...so that's seaside ruled out, too much salty fish and chips, no ice cream. A detox retreat it is then.
Will there be camels?
I've got loads in the freezer if any help. I will be making several batches of blackberry and apple so I can crumble all the way to Xmas.
"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?"
Yeah....sun's out after heavy rain yesterday. Might even make some woke bread later. π
I make sourdough, it's not hard work. I also make other breads, like ciabatta (which is harder to do). And naturally I'm also a fucking woke liberal.
So how much did you and @davidwaywell.bsky.social have to pay @frmo.bsky.social to join his Wordle Fraud club?
So despite all the faux outrage you've decided to get in on the Modig Fraud! Wordle 1,534 4/6 β¬β¬β¬π¨π¨ π¨β¬π¨π©β¬ β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
Our Father who art in St. Johns Wood Hallowed is thy ground Thy slope is real, thy drainage good, its earth must have come from heaven Give us this day overcast swing conditions And forgive our lack of decent spinners, as we forgive Shane Warne......
I guess.....I can see @frmo.bsky.social eating minces pies from now until Christmas.
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Ffs...this was Morrisons yesterday, not yet out of Aug. Opposite this shelf there were still kids' wetsuit shoes and other summer holiday stuff on sale. Arg!
Come and See.
We'd often sing it at a folk club I used to go to in S. London around 20 yrs ago. That and "Down in the Valley to Pray" would often be end-of-the-night joining in songs.
Soviet state secret.
If I was Donald Bradman I'd not get out.
Genius Comrade!
Editor of the Spectator writes IDF should be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. Nothing to see here....no big deal....not at all totally fucking out-of-one's-mind, vile, horrific, inhumanity. Oh.... but look, Angela Rayner's flat in Hove...we need an investigation!!!!
I've informed him he's under surveillance now. His scores will be uploaded to our new Wordle-fraud detection system.
That's fine....you are under surveillance
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Soviet Planck's Constant is superior as it is on wheels.
I just saw this. Wishful thinking maybe lol.
Doesn't everybody know Planck's Constant?
Wulfie isn't sentient....let alone the serfs in Wulferhampton. Btw...the dogs get better meals here than the serfs anyway. Any other questions?
Bleddy lesh.....
Used to buy it when there was a dedicated "environmental" day...Thursday I think. Also that's where most jobs I'd apply for were posted. That was the late 90s, early 2000s mind.
That was Planck's Constant Turpentine....a somewhat witty reverse reference to TCP, or so the band tell me, anyway next up it's Cloture and Rippon.
