Fox News had to pay 3/4 of a BILLION dollars for lying to its viewers. And it STILL lies.
Fox News had to pay 3/4 of a BILLION dollars for lying to its viewers. And it STILL lies.
Senate Democrats: DO NOT FUND the government when the current continuing resolution expires at the end of the month. SHUT IT DOWN unless DC is funded, the troops are withdrawn from our cities, elections are protected, the Epstein files are released in full... SHUT IT DOWN.
The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.
Our family has adopted several Labs from LRCP. Great organization!
The most under-performing performative President in US history
You’re exactly right
Delivering boilers into basements, and cast iron bathtubs up two flights of stairs. Age: 16. Pay: 3.00/hr. $ 108.00/week after taxes.
That’s his Mom, baby!
This people. This!
That giant sucking sound you hear? It’s just Tesla losing market share and value at a dizzying pace.
Laura: can’t stand ya. But in this case — do your thing.
You won’t have to ask twice
Damn! What time should you expect me?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Guessing (i) the patrons are exclusively male and (ii) they’re all wearing ass-less chaps
Krasner knows something about the hardline. PA Legislature tried to remove him from office b/c they thought he soft on crime and they didn’t like his bail policies. They failed.
Philadelphia’s District Attorney Larry Krasner has suggested an effective playbook— We should arrest rogue ICE agents at the state level, which would shield them from a presidential pardon. This is the kind of hardline approach we need from our Democratic leaders.
Start with the crime of this bunghole actually being elected to public office
Betting it sounds more beguiling than “Frog-eating surrender monkey”
And if the Queen had balls, she’d be King..
IYKYK
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Yeah. But nearly 18 bucks for noodles?
Paper tiger. Upwards of a millions casualties in Ukraine say otherwise
If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, oh what a Christmas we’d have
Equivalent of distilling KY bourbon in Halifax.
Awesome. What time shall I stop over?
Prob’ly lookin to scam some free passes
Yo' momma's so stupid Lisa Murkowski's her tutor.
If you're cheering the erasure of Black history while cheering for Black athletes, you can eat ALL the shit.
Hope so.
A murderer, an insurrectionist, and a traitor who’s disgraced the uniform he once wore.
Never trust a Russky
Spectacular
The President of Portugal Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa called the orange felon a Russian asset in a live televised speech. Well done, this is how you do it. 👏
Utterly unqualified. And Lankford apparently left his balls back in the green room
Outstanding vehicles. Everything you need. Nothing you don’t.
I see a handbag
A portrait of two men now spinning in their graves at 10,000 RPM
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
My neighbor got a dog just like that
The warfighters in DC got the trash picked up, now time to mulch.
Kim Jung-un, eat your heart out.
Curiously enough, my wife has referred to me as a Jubbe for years
Entering his Merle Haggard phase
A fun prank would be to loosen the top on a salt shaker and when your friend tries to put salt on his food, hit him in the face with a stool
Just do like I did. Get one while you’re there.
Reminds me of the exasperation of an older co-worker of mine who once raged that he was sick and tired of my impotence.
And that’s EXACTLY what we should do
Is that not Tom Brady?
Ah, Warren. One of my faves.
Sadler Vaden on guitar?
Serious hand to gland combat goin’ on there
She’s cornered the market on sycophancy.
Willing to bet that’s a padded RV inside.
Prob’ly because their correspondents are too terrified to report from either locale.
Buena Suerte!!
The thing about Ashli Babbitt that I kept saying is that, for most of history, most countries would have strung up a bunch of the J6 folks in the capitol steps as a sign. And for good reason. This is what happens when you don’t.
Goes without saying. Got what she had coming to her. Insurrectionista.
Holy Porn-stache, Batman
But Ashli Babbitt is going to get a Funeral with military honors. So there’s that.
Donald McPherson, one of the last surviving combat aces from World War II, took down five Japanese aircraft and helped save a destroyer during the Battle of Okinawa. He has died at 103.
You know, he’s right on this one. Conservatives are all fuckers.
I’m willing to bet that nothing has migrated to RFK Junior’s balls since Nixon resigned. Will have to ask Cheryl, though.
Learn to decipher the codespeak.
Here’s hoping Ebola doesn’t hit New Hampshire
Shout out to all those mofo’s who send an email at 4 o’clock on the Friday before Labor Day, actually expecting a reply. You know who you are.
That would make him a less-than-one-termer. Bring it.
So if you assault an officer with a flagpole, taser or bear spray, you get praised and might even get the Air Force to honor you. But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Piece of …work? Surely you misspoke
Who would order ice to raid a firefighter crew actively fighting a fire? Everyone involved should be arrested. The agents/ officers all the way up command should be arrested for reckless endangerment of lives and property.
Perfect timing for a depth charge training exercise
Thoughts and prayers
He’ll thrive in Gen. pop.
First ad : “She was shot and killed by a Capital police officer while participating in the Jan. 6 insurrection, after repeatedly ignoring warnings to cease and desist as she attempted to storm the inner sanctum near the Speakers offices via a shattered window.” NO military honors for this traitor.
She’ll drink to that.
Game on
Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
BTW, that single lone star on the team helmet is actually not a logo; it’s a rating.
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
If Ashli Babbitt's parents really wanted to avenge her death they would, instead of pitifully whitewashing her legacy, be suing Fox News for filling their child's gullible head with dangerous nonsense that directly led to her death.
When I was 11 years old a guy was harassing the immigrant cashier at the corner store near my house and my dad intervened and when the dude told my dad he was going to kick his ass my dad responded “ain’t nothing but air and opportunity between us, and the air is getting thin, I wish you would.”
Sleep tight. If ever there was a time when Russians were woefully unprepared to wage war on a global scale, that time is right now. And Putin knows it. They’ve incurred upwards of a million casualties in Ukraine, and have had to beg the Chinese, North Koreans and the Iranians for men and munitions.
Dirty Laundry
Unless I’m mistaken, the tall dude in middle of the album cover photo (see yellow shirt) is that knuckle -dragging POS Ted Nugent.
Europeans would like a word..
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
WASTE! FRAUD! ABUSE! Send the $400 million bill to Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump. 🚨Alligator Alcatraz will be empty within days, according to an email obtained by ABC News.
Chief Justice Roberts says the rule of law is eroding like we've rarely seen. Maybe he should've thought of that before ruling the president is above the law. You don't get to burn the house down and act shocked it's on fire.
Kimono My House. Epic.
Madness…takes its toll.
Things that never happened: Russia didn’t start the war. Trump never filed for bankruptcy. Trump never banged a porn star. Trump never heard of Epstein. Stephen Miller hired a Mexican landscaper. Kristi Noem never shacked up w Corey Lewandoski. Mitch McConnell never stole two Supreme Court seats….
Steny: Part of the problem. Hanging onto the job like a Pope. Time to retire, Gampy.
Because China knows that India is the one nation that has the ability to serve as a counterweight to China’s ambitions in that region. Xi is astutely working to peel India away from US influence. And Trump is giving the Chinese all the help they need to do that. Yet another Trump disaster.