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Fries Andersen

@friesandersen.bsky.social

šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Polyglot šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ šŸ‡«šŸ‡· šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Working in legacy IT. Married šŸ‡µšŸ‡­ Pennsylvania native. World traveler. Proud Democrat. I don’t have dinner with Nazis. I punch them. Cat daddy.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat the rich!

3/9/2025, 12:21:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

So his transformation into Darth Vader is almost complete.

3/9/2025, 12:19:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I think your Getty image is incorrect. Here is the right one.

2/9/2025, 11:10:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He also doesn’t care about those who did vote for him.

2/9/2025, 10:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Was her name Melania?

2/9/2025, 7:51:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you announce you’re dead?

2/9/2025, 8:53:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

We should get Liz Truss to team up with JD.

2/9/2025, 8:51:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s most sincerely dead.

1/9/2025, 5:40:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Eew, I can’t get that image out of my head.

1/9/2025, 4:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s dead.

1/9/2025, 3:41:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I want RFK Jr to remove off his noggin with a chainsaw.

1/9/2025, 8:30:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me he’s dead.

1/9/2025, 8:28:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you saying he should just find a couch and Netflix and chill?

1/9/2025, 8:27:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s time to use AI to unmask and dox these aholes.

1/9/2025, 8:18:29 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I really love looking at your drawers. I’ll show myself out now.

1/9/2025, 8:14:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

So, he’s dead, right?

1/9/2025, 8:08:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin Newsom, today would be a really great day to parole Sirhan Sirhan.

1/9/2025, 8:02:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Dearborn Arabs, you voted for this.

1/9/2025, 7:56:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet Jesus, I read it as ā€œkiltā€. Now it makes more sense.

31/8/2025, 7:24:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:14:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what the Scottish call it?

31/8/2025, 7:07:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to label who’s who. I think I recognize most, but there are some head scratchers.

31/8/2025, 1:07:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone’s trying to prove he’s alive.

30/8/2025, 7:01:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen old heads of lettuce that look better than him this morning.

30/8/2025, 2:34:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what the odds are in Vegas that he doesn’t see 2026.

30/8/2025, 2:33:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not proof of life. That’s more like last photo ever.

30/8/2025, 1:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

@rockymntnmike.bsky.social has the perfect version.

30/8/2025, 11:52:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely off topic, but your Balmore accent was perfection.

29/8/2025, 12:10:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he's hammered.

28/8/2025, 3:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

You beat me to it.

28/8/2025, 1:31:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t say!

27/8/2025, 9:23:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

This could have been an epic viral advertising campaign. Morons and MAGAs (yes, I know redundant) ate it up and gave free advertising to Cracker Barrel.

27/8/2025, 3:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just "praying" for the shooter.

27/8/2025, 2:56:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

One rat with plague let loose in that room could solve so many problems.

27/8/2025, 2:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Come to Philly, beatch, and enjoy our special way of greeting strangers into our city. Batteries and snowballs at the ready!

27/8/2025, 2:36:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Tune in two weeks from now for the shocking reveal!

27/8/2025, 2:32:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy looks super gay.

27/8/2025, 2:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Sirhan Sirhan should have done his deed in 1953...

27/8/2025, 11:44:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Philadelphia, where American democracy was born, and they pelted Santa with snowballs. Don't eff with Philly.

27/8/2025, 11:39:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure Gritty is packing a Glock.

27/8/2025, 11:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

So 23% of Canadians are idiots?

27/8/2025, 11:34:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:24:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to be crowned Miss America, but it ain’t happening for a myriad of reasons.

26/8/2025, 8:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC, that’s far worse.

26/8/2025, 8:32:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, if DOGE can have our information, then we can have theirs so we can dox them and harass them until their graves.

26/8/2025, 8:31:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Great news! Now all you folks have to do is get off your asses and vote. How’s that for a GOTV message?

26/8/2025, 8:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

So she will make her students work three jobs to buy supplies?

26/8/2025, 8:26:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think there enough playing cards in a deck to hand out a most wanted list for these miscreants en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wa...

26/8/2025, 8:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody call in a silver alert.

26/8/2025, 8:18:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you going to keep us in suspense at tell us what she used it for? *yes, I am old enough to know what it is*

26/8/2025, 8:17:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R02a...

26/8/2025, 7:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I know it may be asking much, but can you get some of your older colleagues to understand that simple, inexpensive social media can reach far more than expensive ads? Quirky can be better than polished.

26/8/2025, 6:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure his doctors have told him he has months if not weeks to live. This is the second time he brought up getting into Heaven.

26/8/2025, 4:04:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 4:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Bob, once again you made me go down a cultural reference rabbit hole. I hope you feel proud of yourself.

26/8/2025, 3:40:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me sum up why it's a problem. He's an effing moron.

26/8/2025, 2:51:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Some idiots banned it before, because she is--excuse the non-intentional pun--frank about changes happening in her body as a teenage girl. Banning books shows you are afraid to let other people learn.

26/8/2025, 1:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

My baby has been through two rounds, and is fine afterwards. Take some deep breaths.

26/8/2025, 12:55:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Even the Nazis promoted Wagner and other classic German art. This white trash white supremacy has got to stop.

26/8/2025, 9:33:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Crap! I missed it!

26/8/2025, 12:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we send Liz Truss to The White House to be sure?

26/8/2025, 12:14:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a simple solution. STOP. VOTING. FOR. REPUBLICANS.

26/8/2025, 12:11:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks necrotic.

25/8/2025, 3:23:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I look forward to the next five year plan from the Politburo.

25/8/2025, 3:00:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what they call dinner and a show.

25/8/2025, 11:35:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope he masturbates.

25/8/2025, 11:31:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t call them logical or smart.

25/8/2025, 12:45:35 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s now trying to get of everyone who knows where the bodies are buried.

25/8/2025, 12:42:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He can’t answer, otherwise he will have a date with a window on a very high floor.

25/8/2025, 12:16:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a lot of Filipinos who do the same because of abortion. Some of them are waking up.

25/8/2025, 12:14:17 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Because of my impending retirement, I’m going to have to get the Stephcast. Only $5.41 per month when you buy a year in advance. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 12:11:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Melania will teach pole dancing?

24/8/2025, 11:26:54 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP was always this way. Trump just removed the fake veneer and exposed the garbage underneath.

24/8/2025, 11:24:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are secretly hoping for a heat stroke.

24/8/2025, 8:31:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s too dumb to understand the entire wall is 100% on US soil. But she can’t paint the other side, because her fat ass would be hanging over in Mexico, and the folks there would treat it like a Nazi piƱata.

24/8/2025, 8:31:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a James Bond name for sure.

24/8/2025, 8:01:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 5:45:08 PM | 5802 1196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m still celebrating James Dobson’s death. I’m not sure I can take this much fun all at once. Maybe he can wait until the fall to shuffle off this mortal coil.

24/8/2025, 5:31:28 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 5:25:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

See all the pink? That assumes Hispanics will continue to vote GOP. Ask the California GOP how well that worked for them after their racist attacks of the 1990s.

24/8/2025, 5:11:06 PM | 66 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously more than RFK, Jr.

24/8/2025, 4:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a whore house without the classy whores. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HmH...

24/8/2025, 3:42:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Danke dafür. Ich habe etwas neu gelernt. I would write more in German, but BlueSky keeps autocorrecting for English. If anyone knows how to pick multiple languages for bluesky, it would be much appreciated.

24/8/2025, 3:37:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Most states have the castle doctrine, so if they come across the threshold, you can use force to protect yourself and your family.

24/8/2025, 1:51:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to understand that this BS list comes from Third Way, an astroturf organization created to hurt Democrats and elect Republicans.

24/8/2025, 1:45:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Eventually real cops will be killed, and they will have no one but themselves to blame.

24/8/2025, 1:00:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, Amtrak’s Keystone line will also be affected, meaning Middletown, Elizabethtown, and Lancaster will see service cuts. Suburban lines in Pennsylvania will disappear. The Schuylkill will become even more of a parking lot. Suburban commuters will have to fork over a fortune for CC parking.

24/8/2025, 12:53:25 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

The ā€œMexicanā€ side of the wall is really in the US. So Noem can try to paint over it if she wants. Of course the minute she steps into Mexico, they can detain her ass.

24/8/2025, 12:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

He was such a Trooper, but unfortunately also a Twatt.

23/8/2025, 7:07:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 2:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop talking about @stephaniemiller.bsky.social that way!

23/8/2025, 2:07:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey all of you none of the above and non committed folks, where are you condemning the Trump administration? Oh, I guess it was more about sabotaging Biden and Harris. F all y’all.

23/8/2025, 3:30:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

Kitty kitty.

23/8/2025, 3:20:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward.

23/8/2025, 1:33:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is probably going to die soon.

23/8/2025, 12:24:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top shelf only!

22/8/2025, 11:36:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mississippi burning.

22/8/2025, 11:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC! This is human trafficking. Unless we have Nuremberg trials at the end of this, our nation is truly lost.

22/8/2025, 11:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That entire clan needs a one-way ticket to Yekaterinburg.

22/8/2025, 8:20:36 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view