Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat the rich!
š³ļøāš Polyglot š©šŖ š«š· š·šŗ šŖšø š¬š§ Working in legacy IT. Married šµš Pennsylvania native. World traveler. Proud Democrat. I donāt have dinner with Nazis. I punch them. Cat daddy.
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Eat the rich!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
So his transformation into Darth Vader is almost complete.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I think your Getty image is incorrect. Here is the right one.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
He also doesnāt care about those who did vote for him.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Was her name Melania?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you announce youāre dead?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
We should get Liz Truss to team up with JD.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās most sincerely dead.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Eew, I canāt get that image out of my head.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās dead.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I want RFK Jr to remove off his noggin with a chainsaw.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me heās dead.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you saying he should just find a couch and Netflix and chill?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās time to use AI to unmask and dox these aholes.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I really love looking at your drawers. Iāll show myself out now.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
So, heās dead, right?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavin Newsom, today would be a really great day to parole Sirhan Sirhan.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Dearborn Arabs, you voted for this.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet Jesus, I read it as ākiltā. Now it makes more sense.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that what the Scottish call it?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to label whoās who. I think I recognize most, but there are some head scratchers.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Someoneās trying to prove heās alive.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāve seen old heads of lettuce that look better than him this morning.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what the odds are in Vegas that he doesnāt see 2026.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās not proof of life. Thatās more like last photo ever.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
@rockymntnmike.bsky.social has the perfect version.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely off topic, but your Balmore accent was perfection.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's hammered.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
You beat me to it.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
You donāt say!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
This could have been an epic viral advertising campaign. Morons and MAGAs (yes, I know redundant) ate it up and gave free advertising to Cracker Barrel.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just "praying" for the shooter.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
One rat with plague let loose in that room could solve so many problems.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to Philly, beatch, and enjoy our special way of greeting strangers into our city. Batteries and snowballs at the ready!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Tune in two weeks from now for the shocking reveal!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
That guy looks super gay.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Sirhan Sirhan should have done his deed in 1953...
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Philadelphia, where American democracy was born, and they pelted Santa with snowballs. Don't eff with Philly.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure Gritty is packing a Glock.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
So 23% of Canadians are idiots?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to be crowned Miss America, but it aināt happening for a myriad of reasons.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC, thatās far worse.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, if DOGE can have our information, then we can have theirs so we can dox them and harass them until their graves.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Great news! Now all you folks have to do is get off your asses and vote. Howās that for a GOTV message?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
So she will make her students work three jobs to buy supplies?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt think there enough playing cards in a deck to hand out a most wanted list for these miscreants en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wa...
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody call in a silver alert.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you going to keep us in suspense at tell us what she used it for? *yes, I am old enough to know what it is*
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R02a...
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it may be asking much, but can you get some of your older colleagues to understand that simple, inexpensive social media can reach far more than expensive ads? Quirky can be better than polished.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure his doctors have told him he has months if not weeks to live. This is the second time he brought up getting into Heaven.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob, once again you made me go down a cultural reference rabbit hole. I hope you feel proud of yourself.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me sum up why it's a problem. He's an effing moron.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Some idiots banned it before, because she is--excuse the non-intentional pun--frank about changes happening in her body as a teenage girl. Banning books shows you are afraid to let other people learn.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
My baby has been through two rounds, and is fine afterwards. Take some deep breaths.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the Nazis promoted Wagner and other classic German art. This white trash white supremacy has got to stop.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Crap! I missed it!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we send Liz Truss to The White House to be sure?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās a simple solution. STOP. VOTING. FOR. REPUBLICANS.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks necrotic.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to the next five year plan from the Politburo.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās what they call dinner and a show.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās hope he masturbates.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I didnāt call them logical or smart.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās now trying to get of everyone who knows where the bodies are buried.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
He canāt answer, otherwise he will have a date with a window on a very high floor.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
I know a lot of Filipinos who do the same because of abortion. Some of them are waking up.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of my impending retirement, Iām going to have to get the Stephcast. Only $5.41 per month when you buy a year in advance. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania will teach pole dancing?
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP was always this way. Trump just removed the fake veneer and exposed the garbage underneath.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
They are secretly hoping for a heat stroke.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheās too dumb to understand the entire wall is 100% on US soil. But she canāt paint the other side, because her fat ass would be hanging over in Mexico, and the folks there would treat it like a Nazi piƱata.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās a James Bond name for sure.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām still celebrating James Dobsonās death. Iām not sure I can take this much fun all at once. Maybe he can wait until the fall to shuffle off this mortal coil.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
See all the pink? That assumes Hispanics will continue to vote GOP. Ask the California GOP how well that worked for them after their racist attacks of the 1990s.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously more than RFK, Jr.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās a whore house without the classy whores. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HmH...
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Danke dafür. Ich habe etwas neu gelernt. I would write more in German, but BlueSky keeps autocorrecting for English. If anyone knows how to pick multiple languages for bluesky, it would be much appreciated.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Most states have the castle doctrine, so if they come across the threshold, you can use force to protect yourself and your family.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to understand that this BS list comes from Third Way, an astroturf organization created to hurt Democrats and elect Republicans.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Eventually real cops will be killed, and they will have no one but themselves to blame.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Amtrakās Keystone line will also be affected, meaning Middletown, Elizabethtown, and Lancaster will see service cuts. Suburban lines in Pennsylvania will disappear. The Schuylkill will become even more of a parking lot. Suburban commuters will have to fork over a fortune for CC parking.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
The āMexicanā side of the wall is really in the US. So Noem can try to paint over it if she wants. Of course the minute she steps into Mexico, they can detain her ass.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
He was such a Trooper, but unfortunately also a Twatt.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop talking about @stephaniemiller.bsky.social that way!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey all of you none of the above and non committed folks, where are you condemning the Trump administration? Oh, I guess it was more about sabotaging Biden and Harris. F all yāall.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Kitty kitty.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking forward.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
He is probably going to die soon.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Top shelf only!
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
Mississippi burning.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC! This is human trafficking. Unless we have Nuremberg trials at the end of this, our nation is truly lost.
Fries Andersen (@friesandersen.bsky.social) reply parent
That entire clan needs a one-way ticket to Yekaterinburg.