Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, at least she's getting good use out of that thesaurus.
Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand. Writing some stuff when I feel like it. Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
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Well, at least she's getting good use out of that thesaurus.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally he's addressing the real issues.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
"Bone app the teeth π"
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to believe, but she was supposedly "going down" the last two elections as well. It isn't done until it's done. Galvanize the party around our man in Maine and ensure every eligible voter votes.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
@chrishipkins.bsky.social could you please get real mad about this disgusting, performative, almost victim-blaming behaviour by Simeon Brown and his cohorts of husks in ill-fitting suits?
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
Hey NZ Media, here's a headline for free: 'NATS TO NURSES: "SHUT UP AND WORK" ' www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
How can anyone watch this and still justify war?
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like Count Chocula's lawyer.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Future GOP candidates right there. Fuck the right-wing for normalizing this inhumanity.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
Post a chef.
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BRAND π SYNERGY π BRAND π SYNERGY π BRAND π SYNERGY π BRAND π SYNERGY π
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
"You will breed for us, by force if necessary" - GOP
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, just wanted to let you know... this was a *public* post.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Go eat rocks.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
I've just learned there are competing Fred Astaire biopics in the works, but if neither one of the leads - Tom Holland and Jamie Bell - put their dancing skills to use by perfectly recreating 'Puttin' on the Ritz' from 1946's 'Blue Skies', then what's the cocking point of it all?
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
I use male and female exclusively at work when I am trying to find out what kind of terminal connector a customer needs for their wiring.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
August 31st/September 1st
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I don't care if Giuliani was squished by a steamroller immediately after saving ten thousand of the world's cutest kittens from the jaws of a tyrannosaurs rex, I am not going to absolve him of guilt in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Well at least the thesaurus is being used...
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does this sound like something a mom from the Midwest would say to her son when she found out he smoked a doobie behind the school bike sheds?
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
The Queen really said "π€βοΈ"
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Become a libertarian. Easiest method is to start reading anything by Ayn Rand, it's like the book equivalent of a total frontal lobotomy.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I mean this meme does come from a group calling themselves "Being Libertarian", and a key component of being libertarian is being fucking stupid.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Crime happens where people live and doesn't happen where people aren't? Holy fuck, what a revelation!
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is incorrect then I'm glad to know now, and will change my terminology accordingly.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
'Transsexual' is bad? I was under the belief that: Transvestite: cross-dress enthusiast (see 'drag queen') Transgender: pre-op individual transitioning between sexes but outwardly identifying as their preferred gender Transsexual: post-op individual outwardly identifying as their preferred gender
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September 10th, 2001. The last day the world felt normal and safe.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
God damn, you must be paid professionally to suck the atmosphere out of rooms.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything but that year! Oh, curse that rotten scoundrel, that Usama bin Laden! You know, the more I learn about this Usama fellow the less I care for him. If you ask me, it's high time someone brought him before the courts and sentenced him to death!
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
2001? Oh jeez what a terrible number, it reminds me of that tragedy.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Brother you are dumber than a rock.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
And Barefoot Gen! How could I forget! The first movie to scar me as a child β€οΈ
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Threads, Testament, When the Wind Blows, The Day After... brother I consumed those in my teenage years.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Doomers always imagine they'd be the hero or a scavver in those wastes, rather than just another charred skeleton in a humorous pose.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao accidental ally correctly assesses America's founding on racist foundations. They're so close to understanding, and it's either willful ignorance or blind dogmatic adherence (or worse still, both) that prevents them taking that final step toward enlightenment.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
The nihilistic cynic in me really regrets mask mandates and social distancing. I hate the part of me that wishes these old brainwashed fascist enablers would all drop dead.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! I wish him nothing but good health! π
JenniSpree (@jennnispree.bsky.social) reposted
This is interestingβ¦
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
Thank you to everyone for participating in replying to my comment. To the belligerent who replied with naked aggression, most of whom will never see this post, know that this profile is my domain and you are not owed an audience because you disagree with me. Now let's kill fascism together.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
You can shut up now. Goodbye forever.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh huh.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, goodbye forever.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Preach. I like him.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Time is a flat circle it seems, and rather than learning from history we're becoming exceedingly more efficient at repeating it π©
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah sorry, I hit my character count π but you're 100 percent correct.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool, goodbye forever you cooker.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
As each day passes and that mad man and his cabal remain in power, I sadly see one or more of those dark futures becoming more of a certainty than a warning...
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright, I will introduce you to some like-minded people I know.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
We are fast approaching a post-truth world, and MAGA accelerationists are pushing down on that gas pedal. I didn't know about the fake trans accounts but, shit, I'd 100 percent believe it. Scoundrels, the lot of them. MAGA is a fucking pestilence.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
The only skin I have in the race is that if America fully embraces tyranny either by choice or by force, your allies (which includes my country) will suffer greatly socially, economically, and politically. My current government is already trying to import your culture wars, I don't want more of it.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, if the circus presents to you the only options of either a ringmaster under strict choreography or a clown who has promised to kill us all, I would pick the ringmaster. Sitting out and pouting did not work in '16 or '24.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, you can shut up now.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
'28 is not only 3 years away but still unconfirmed to be even happening. Call out his transphobia and attacks on the homeless et al., but don't bin him entirely while he's fighting for democracy (even if it is his shallow vanity project). We must encourage more high-ranking Dems to fight like him.
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Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
There are so many high ranking military officials standing in opposition to Trump and his actions, and many more disillusioned enlisted soldiers. It'd only take a small force to enter Congress one State of the Union, trap the bulk of the administration and its allies inside, and arrest them all.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
Gavin Newsom is useful right now, very useful, but let me be clear: he should NEVER be President, as he remains an "enlightened centrist" on certain social issues. This is America we're talking about, y'all should be lifting each other up without it being at the expense of a marginalized community.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he's great in it, it's just all buried in a mediocre show. He's also great in Thunderbolts*, but my God is he underutilized in both. If they kill him in Doomsday I'm gonna drop a fuckin' bollock.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Ten percent. Drops to twenty-five given it ends with a speech from the West Wing. Some shades of 65, Zemo and Walker are stand-out performances. Absolute waste of Sharon Carter. COVID completely fucked the storyline. Skip it if you're not a diehard fan.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
It's 65 percent solid hit to 25 percent dud. 10 percent margin of error for taste. You've gotta see Jessica Jones Season 1 for David Tennant alone.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Modern feminism scrambled my brain, drank all my liquor and kicked my dog :-(
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno... Patti LuPone's episode of Agatha All Along was incredibly good, and Wilson Fisk did squash that police commissioner's head like a cantaloupe. I'd say we're neck and neck, which is damn good outings for first episode out the gate.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
This man-child sounds like he's culturally crippled and suffering a severe case of arrested development. I mean, imagine giving all your hate to a woman in a leading film role or singing a song, bro go back to Amish country if you're that triggered.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
He misspoke, he actually fired you "just 'cause". Just 'cause he's a fascist prick looking to silence his enemies.
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Scare Snoop Dogg Post a gay
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To clarify, after a long and miserable life.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
The only place I will ever be glad to see Charlie Kirk trending is in the obituaries.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm confused." Well, you're QAnon. That outcome is not difficult to achieve.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
No way there would be a cross on his tombstone, it'd keep bursting into flames.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
We've heard all the usual go-to names for him - Orange Man, Dictator Don, Mango Mussolini - what are some of the more creative ones you got? Mine is Spray-Tan Saddam.
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Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
This meme was brought to you by an entire forest which was burned to the ground.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay you can shut up now.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, that sounds like a great rule.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the violent social order Trump wants in America.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who can preserve the peace in a capital city other than the military? Cops. You know what can prevent crime in the first place other than the military and cops? Social programs.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social)
slapstick enjoyers when they see a stick getting slapped:
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, not listening in general is as American as apple pie and racism.
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We all know what must be done. More of us must stand up and push back.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
yβall know this doesnβt end without a ton of violence right
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Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
We know that, but your average Joe doesn't; and I wouldn't put it past Disney to appease the right-wingers by changing Frank's message from, "Stop using my symbol because your warped sense of justice is just cruelty toward people you hate," to, "Stop using my symbol, it's copyright infringement."
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I hope the upcoming Punisher special presentation has him go hard against fascists who wear his sigil. We got a taste of it in DD:BA, but I want more. Then again, Disney... God, I miss Ray Stevenson.
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At least Hitler could paint. This guy's more of a second-rate Goebbels.
Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, Kobe Bryant went to war?
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, fuck it then. Let's all put bags on our heads and lie in the dirt, awaiting the goosestepping boot to the back of the skull. Why fight, they've already won.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
He sure is providing the nation with a lot of kindling for the massive South Lawn bonfire we'll be having the day he dies and we topple the fascist regime he's built for himself.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats need to treat this for what it is - an open declaration of war. Every left-leaning state should begin gerrymandering efforts of their own. California, New York and Illinois are not enough, not as red states continue to join the Trump cause for fascism. It's now or never. Join or die.
Fry Incognito (@fryincognito.bsky.social) reply parent
If we could just get him to stop attacking the trans community when sitting down to talk issues with alt-right podcasters, though? Otherwise, he can keep kicking GOP ass through to '28.