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Geddy Flea

@geddyflea.bsky.social

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created November 26, 2024

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Bill Cosby flamed out pretty spectacularly also.

1/9/2025, 1:49:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robert Mueller Has Parkinson’s Disease, Family Says www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...

1/9/2025, 1:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy and the lady were getting it on. Her husband showed up and Rudy hauls ass out of there. The husband takes off after him, catches up and rams him off the road. FIN.

31/8/2025, 10:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s talking about LA standing. Does she know if her boss is able to do the same?

31/8/2025, 8:11:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice prize you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

31/8/2025, 1:02:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doughy-faced opportunist wholly owned by a South African tech billionaire.

30/8/2025, 6:02:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These evil shits need to be held individually criminally liable for all of this.

30/8/2025, 5:25:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deportation and incarceration are different things. They are not even remotely related. Deportation to jail is not a thing in the before times.

30/8/2025, 1:24:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson. Shares a name with a d*ck, but is really a c*nt.

29/8/2025, 10:41:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Coronary Barrel. I can eat a stick of butter in my house.

29/8/2025, 1:38:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you boil it down, we’re all bitch ass humans at heart. Frank Capra taught me that.

29/8/2025, 1:36:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Military honors in addition to her Darwin Award. Huzzah!

28/8/2025, 6:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mitochondria are still microscopic, right?

28/8/2025, 2:20:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has no idea!

28/8/2025, 2:13:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they’re on sod duty. Numb nuts wants to replace the grass in DC.

27/8/2025, 2:11:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The crime this about is Trump’s rape of children with his pal Epstein.

24/8/2025, 2:58:33 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cancklegate

24/8/2025, 12:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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African-American ladies are just dyin’ to meechoo!!

23/8/2025, 4:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:14:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Trump and his administration voluntarily provide their social security numbers and medical records to the public?

21/8/2025, 2:07:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Credit where credit is due, one of the ladies of the Strict Scrutiny podcast called him Pee Wee German months ago. @kateshaw.bsky.social @profmmurray.bsky.social @leahlitman.bsky.social

21/8/2025, 1:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Federal Agents Detain Dozens of Workers in Raid at New Jersey Warehouse www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/n... Interesting how the employers are not facing consequences for hiring these people.

21/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be careful. Those guys want to fuck things like animals.

21/8/2025, 1:54:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump was president during the Covid lockdowns. These people are really challenged by spelling and how time works.

19/8/2025, 4:08:48 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are we going to denazify this country?

19/8/2025, 12:27:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m picturing Trump in the Oval Office with a Trainee name tag like a new server at Bennigan’s what a fucking disgraceful schmuck.

19/8/2025, 12:22:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean it’s one license plate, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

18/8/2025, 7:20:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking moron is taking attendance.

18/8/2025, 7:14:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quick! Get me JDS Uniphase on the horn. I have a branding opportunity they can’t refuse.

18/8/2025, 1:45:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MSWTF

18/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“My” followed by a series of random nouns. It’s like the dementia test Trump aced.

18/8/2025, 1:36:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s notable that Russian TV analysts don’t know Putin owns Trump. This should be baked into their analysis.

18/8/2025, 2:59:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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State police need to protect residents of and visitors to their states from kidnapping and intimidation. This is bullshit.

17/8/2025, 10:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fleck?

17/8/2025, 2:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a dope.

16/8/2025, 10:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can recognize them from a mile away. They all had the West Elm Stare.

16/8/2025, 9:00:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If our country ever comes back to its senses, Russia is completely and inextricably fucked. They know this. I don’t know that we do.

16/8/2025, 2:24:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may need two or three more first names to man up. Markwaynetonybobjohn Mullin

16/8/2025, 2:17:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cult of Personality aint just a song from the 80s.

16/8/2025, 2:15:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamilton: Dude. Do you rap? We get so much more done that way.

16/8/2025, 2:06:49 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is and he really looks like shit in this interview.

16/8/2025, 1:58:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a genius with rump roasts. A real people person.

16/8/2025, 1:56:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs more sirs.

16/8/2025, 1:52:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon has them, so … better than average odds others do.

16/8/2025, 1:21:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some say eleventy bajillion. We’re looking at it strongly.

16/8/2025, 1:20:18 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Failed the field sobriety test.

16/8/2025, 12:34:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy who followed him was probably not a geriatric becanckled cu*t who thinks golf is exercise.

16/8/2025, 12:31:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit. Those shoes were due back at the Palm Beach Tap Dance Academy in December.

16/8/2025, 12:27:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin looks like he knows enigmas never age too.

16/8/2025, 12:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear you. His reelection diminished the office to vanishingly small for me.

16/8/2025, 12:08:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting heat in Moscow, you say? Like 98.6F liquid kind of a thing?

16/8/2025, 12:05:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who fucking claps when their friend walks toward them?

16/8/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like 207 years.

15/8/2025, 11:46:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Putin owns Trump. 2. Trump is a nincompoop who saluted a North Korean general. 3. Putin has kompromat on Trump. 4. Trump has dementia. How are we coming along with those Epstein files?

15/8/2025, 11:43:08 PM | 272 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you confiscate and throw out people’s belongings, let alone from people who have so little. Horrific.

15/8/2025, 11:22:03 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a testament to our current position in the world and the stomach turning revulsion Europeans feel for our country when the VP(!) can’t get buy a beer from a bar in an allied country. It’s actually so far beyond crazy we need a new word.

14/8/2025, 11:37:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MarkWayne is a giant pussy, but based on that beard, I’m presuming he isn’t Brazilian.

14/8/2025, 11:23:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’d be less afraid if he drove a car with doors and a roof. Maybe nice Nissan Sentra.

14/8/2025, 11:20:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s incredible. Increasing tariffs on things we don’t produce is among the few things that universally, absolutely, positively, 100% of the time raise prices.

14/8/2025, 2:31:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How to tell people you have lice without saying it.

14/8/2025, 1:47:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s widely known that one of the dangers of seatbelts is that they cause carjackings. My blinker hurt my feelings and my airbag gave me shingles.

14/8/2025, 1:24:39 PM | 79 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The spaceship we live on is heating up, so let’s focus entirely on things other than that.

14/8/2025, 12:54:41 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re cooking the books.

13/8/2025, 1:25:57 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s unclear to me why Harvard and the Smithsonian don’t tell him to self-fellate.

12/8/2025, 11:01:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elbridge Gerry was from Marblehead, MA.

12/8/2025, 10:51:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The two yutes.

12/8/2025, 1:50:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This admin is a protection racket.

11/8/2025, 6:19:00 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has no taste. He turned the Rose Garden into a concrete patio. I guess he misses Queens.

11/8/2025, 6:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tariffs on non-sequiturs have been lowered by 1400%.

11/8/2025, 5:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Andrew Cuomo looks like a rapey catcher’s mitt. He should not be commenting on people’s looks.

9/8/2025, 2:36:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The chart wasn’t well done.

8/8/2025, 1:38:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scaled down replica of Red Square

7/8/2025, 12:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris and Andrew Cuomo are dickheads.

6/8/2025, 11:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13? Jesus Christ.

6/8/2025, 2:36:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York and California should do it regardless of what Texas does. The credibility of the threat is enough to be preemptive.

6/8/2025, 2:27:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a dementia patient. Republicans in Congress are letting this shitshow continue.

6/8/2025, 2:18:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woody Allen typed a letter either in praise of or bitching about Epstein catering parties with Chinese takeout. Unclear.

5/8/2025, 11:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw somewhere that Tulsi belonged to a group that drank toenail tea. Tea made with the toenail clippings of some guy. It’s bizarre and maybe complete BS, but I can’t not think of it whenever I see her.

5/8/2025, 11:37:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The precipice is several stories above us and we’re accelerating downward toward dark places.

5/8/2025, 10:50:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump trails hemorrhoids in favorability.

5/8/2025, 4:02:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re going to have to denazify federal, state and local governments.

5/8/2025, 2:38:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was absolutely right. Nothing in his history counters that argument.

5/8/2025, 1:48:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duffy should build a nuclear reactor in his ass. Same need for electricity as the moon and much closer to Earth.

4/8/2025, 9:58:07 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I shall call them Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.

4/8/2025, 9:55:52 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fucking idiot is doing to the economy what he did with Covid. No tests, no new cases. No bad stats, no recession. It’s a toddler covering his eyes thinking it makes him invisible.

4/8/2025, 2:23:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish more people would have considered the obvious perils of electing a cognitively diminished, innumerate, elder, convicted felon to the office that has the launch codes.

4/8/2025, 2:44:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the photo had sound, it would affirm dementia.

4/8/2025, 2:40:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t understand percentages.

4/8/2025, 12:29:21 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boxes of wine are popping!

3/8/2025, 1:20:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you are a fascist, truth, justice and the American way are woke.

2/8/2025, 9:16:00 PM | 113 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks like the smoking area of a suburban office block.

2/8/2025, 8:45:00 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means thinking outside the box, but fightier.

2/8/2025, 3:11:24 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuc* is wrong with these people? Honestly. What the *uck are they thinking?

2/8/2025, 3:07:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Antiauthoriatismanism is not a laughing matter.

2/8/2025, 3:01:40 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid bastard. He would fail a 4th grade math test. Way to go Penn!

2/8/2025, 12:35:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump doesn’t pay taxes. None of that $60 million came from him. Why would anyone thank him for any assistance from US taxpayers?

31/7/2025, 9:51:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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90,000 square feet is a warehouse with 20 loading docks.

31/7/2025, 9:48:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$200 million to build a room onto the WH is insane. Someone is walking off with $195,000,000.

31/7/2025, 9:39:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. I’d be happier if no one was allowed to insider trade.

31/7/2025, 9:24:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See what $15 million bought you guys? Why are you mother*uckers settling with him out of court?

31/7/2025, 9:21:30 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view