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Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@gern.bsky.social

Time Magazineโ€™s 2006 Person of the Year https://time.com/6258607/you-time-person-of-the-year-2006/

created August 24, 2023

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Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the lads breakout the full ski gear after Labor Day

2/9/2025, 12:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was in Nate's burrito anyway? He's made no sense ever since.

2/9/2025, 12:51:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire Nutlick family will be using much of those ill-gotten gains on legal professionals in the not too-distant future.

2/9/2025, 12:47:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JayDee creeps people out. He don't got it.

2/9/2025, 12:43:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They must've been the beards to justify those baby oil receipts.

26/8/2025, 4:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell me this mail-order bride is just plagiarizing a McSweeney's post from 2023.

26/8/2025, 4:16:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No taxes, no democracy Cubes.

23/8/2025, 11:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't even act like he's in good shape.

23/8/2025, 9:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is on the back of his right hand that he's so obviously trying to hide?

23/8/2025, 9:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bag of chips was savage! Tรผrkiye's favorite mayor is fuct.

23/8/2025, 9:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuk them

23/8/2025, 9:15:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you

21/8/2025, 2:57:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿคก

18/8/2025, 12:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will vote for any candidate who says they will deport this whiny little bitch back home to South Africa if elected.

12/8/2025, 4:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't this eye-liner wearing little bitch just on vacation wasting Ohio's stored water?

12/8/2025, 4:42:21 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuk no

12/8/2025, 3:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a legal defense fund for the heroes who carried this out?

6/8/2025, 7:42:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for making my day!

6/8/2025, 2:04:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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leavesubstack.com

6/8/2025, 12:28:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a gofundme for the heroes in this story?

6/8/2025, 12:26:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shanks for the memories, bitch

5/8/2025, 10:41:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where are you Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan?

5/8/2025, 10:37:06 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grok got something right? Eloon will be changing that.

5/8/2025, 9:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFG!

5/8/2025, 9:18:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope she takes twitter down over this.

5/8/2025, 4:52:08 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess that roof is structurally sound, then.

5/8/2025, 4:40:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of these kids will probably make the roster before you idiots promote Bubba Chandler. Tha fuq you waiting for?

5/8/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet another illegal campaign contribution he gifted to dumb Donnie.

5/8/2025, 4:34:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anthony should have scored on that errant throw.

2/8/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuk them both

2/8/2025, 12:03:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you're a MAGAt without saying you're a MAGAt.

1/8/2025, 11:07:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another brick in the fascist wall.

1/8/2025, 7:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even Kim Jong Un be like

1/8/2025, 7:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

This is some Real Housewives of North Korea shit right here.

1/8/2025, 7:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta love all that cooperation with ICE coming back to bite those dipshits in that god awful state.

1/8/2025, 7:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! Something really bad about Donnie & Jeff's long friendship must be about to come out.

1/8/2025, 7:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they break out their skiing kit for at least one of these shows.

25/7/2025, 2:04:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has got to be baBoone's final season in the Bronx.

24/7/2025, 12:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These fuking billionaires are out of control. Anarchy is about to become en vogue again.

24/7/2025, 12:40:46 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Stick a fork in it...these billionaires are eradicating former pillars of US democracy.

24/7/2025, 12:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a shakedown not a dispute. And only one side is claiming discriminatory practices yet this is how a purportedly impartial report is choosing to frame the issue. Foh.

24/7/2025, 12:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคฎ

22/7/2025, 10:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will be blinded by this thin smokescreen for sure.

22/7/2025, 12:52:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they should change it to the Abolish ICEs.

22/7/2025, 12:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Evict Fuckerberg from the island.

21/7/2025, 11:48:19 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut that Nazi website tha fuk down.

21/7/2025, 11:45:23 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb Donnie needs to give Andy his full endorsement and that will seal the deal for Zo.

16/7/2025, 7:24:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuk their bigoted feelings

16/7/2025, 12:02:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb Donnie didn't learn anything after he unintentionally helped Mark Carney win in a landslide.

16/7/2025, 11:58:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet the state's MAGAt senators voted against helping to fund interconnection for rural America. Fuk those Repugnican dipshits.

16/7/2025, 11:53:32 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

You sure about that?

15/7/2025, 4:37:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

So fuking stupid

14/7/2025, 6:20:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot wait!

14/7/2025, 6:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

He must know where Shelly Miscavige is and heโ€™s trading his silence for clout.

10/7/2025, 3:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

You are leaving out all the Nazis...real & artificial.

9/7/2025, 9:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

If he tries to bring this act to Chavez Ravine those gangbangers will have a large, shiny target to aim at.

9/7/2025, 9:03:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

This

9/7/2025, 8:58:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eloon's toxic brand is migrating to an additional political party? Good fuking luck.

5/7/2025, 10:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn that sux

5/7/2025, 10:05:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad news. I visited the Tat last summer but we put in at Dalton Post, YK below the Blanchard section. Blanchard must be extremely stout to claim the life of an experienced raft guide.

30/6/2025, 8:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll sell out arenas all over the US when Donold is out of the White House based on all the free publicity.

30/6/2025, 7:42:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was hoping to catch BV in November but I doubt they will be allowed to cross our fascist borders.

30/6/2025, 7:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya, Batista Barbie here has zero juice. She should fuk off back to Little Havana with this nonsense.

30/6/2025, 7:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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& Cave

30/6/2025, 7:21:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corrupt puppy killer will hopefully suffer some consequences eventually.

30/6/2025, 7:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WOW ๐Ÿซ 

25/6/2025, 6:10:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been awhile Trev

31/5/2025, 12:42:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't fuking wait

30/5/2025, 5:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha...Eloon is pure toxicity for every brand he touches.

28/5/2025, 12:34:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Take Japper is auditioning for his next job as CNN's ratings continue to plummet.

27/5/2025, 11:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised there's no padding to protect that surgically repaired elbow.

27/5/2025, 11:46:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kevin Costner said that?

22/5/2025, 8:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Tracy Morgan?

22/5/2025, 12:38:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like dumb Donold himself once said, he could murder someone on 5th Ave. in broad daylight and he'd get away with it.

22/5/2025, 12:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He must've thought Crochet wasn't going to pitch to him. Does Garrett press his luck? Soto might hit the next grooved fastball 500 feet.

21/5/2025, 11:55:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows this...he's playing the game, keeping dumb Donold out of Canada's face.

21/5/2025, 11:37:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tommy Tuberville is more familiar with the contents of the US Constitution than JayDee seems to be.

21/5/2025, 11:22:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tighten it up Laz.

21/5/2025, 11:17:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark knows how to play the game...string dumb Donold along to keep that dipshit outta yer face.

21/5/2025, 10:36:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so glad I'll be out of the country so I don't have to witness this idiotic Repugnican circle-jerk waste of $ millions.

21/5/2025, 9:28:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

This eye-liner wearing dipshit has been a Catholic for all of 12 minutes so yeah he's an actor.

21/5/2025, 9:26:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro, this is a manufactured controversy designed for a TV journalist (the lowest form, as you know) to sell books. It's a nontroversy unworthy of even a bluesky thread.

21/5/2025, 9:24:29 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad they didn't have sharp objects in-hand.

21/5/2025, 8:49:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuk them...choosing the Donold/MAGAt/tariff side and abandoning DEI has consequences. Morons.

21/5/2025, 11:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Diversionary tactics.

21/5/2025, 12:38:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Evil genius.

21/5/2025, 12:32:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a great nickname...The Password.

21/5/2025, 12:26:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring in Chapman and have Narvaez pretend he was looking for a curveball in the dirt on a 4-seamer. That'll straighten Estabrook out.

20/5/2025, 11:49:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a fuking idiot.

20/5/2025, 11:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a fuking joke, rite?

19/5/2025, 10:14:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

If anyone left at 60 Minutes has any integrity they need to walk.

19/5/2025, 9:49:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead domestic terrorist gets her family paid with public money. Sad.

19/5/2025, 9:32:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Tubbey only knows about two co-equal branches of the US federal government...I'm sure he's up-to-speed with the day-to-day goings on around the Ukraine-Russia borderlands.

19/5/2025, 9:28:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a crying shame she was the only terrorist who got capped that day.

19/5/2025, 9:25:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuk these fascists

19/5/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel the burn MAGAts

19/5/2025, 2:41:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

How tha fuk is Bubba Chandler still in the muthafuking minors?

19/5/2025, 2:33:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Take Japper wrote an apology? Fuk that jerk-off.

18/5/2025, 11:19:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Smak that worm-brain up, Angie.

14/5/2025, 11:01:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gern Blandsten ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@gern.bsky.social) reply parent

Smak that bitch up good Benny

14/5/2025, 10:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view