Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool that "I hope Trump kills your friends" is the go to argument for people who haven't bothered to look up the positions of their favorite candidate.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool that "I hope Trump kills your friends" is the go to argument for people who haven't bothered to look up the positions of their favorite candidate.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Little Mermaid 2: The Secret of the Ooze
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
We need a truth and reconciliation, with everything that it would imply.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Haunting". I'll even stay at the house. Easy money.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
By the way, he's a lunatic outside of the Nixon stuff. That this creep is the shining symbol of the conservative movement shows how detected from reality they expect us to be.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
He was the guy who volunteered to do something abhorrent when others resigned. He's the definition of a hatchet man.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hey guys, I'm doing the math here and it looks like you idiots never should have built me. Although, I'm the only computer ever made that can't add two large numbers, so maybe I'm wrong."
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Once the AI model is built, we'll ask the AI how we can power it for free.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
He wore a Haig in '88 shirt and an Ayatolla Asshola shirt. That's a guy that's going to Trump rallies.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
60s Don Draper and 90s Hank Hill wouldn't have voted for Trump but lots of those guys got older and meaner. Homer would have absolutely voted for Trump.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Kirk should have been fired after that. Just terrible.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not much to look at but he did lead that 98 yard drive against the Browns in the AFC championship game.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's that one guy when you need him?
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
While Bret Stephens was sitting around being stupid, Bari was getting really good at being stupid.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, say what you will about cops, but these pricks don't even pretend to do anything good. They are explicitly there to hurt people who are harmless.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd advise my friends not to shoot at ICE agents. It's a really bad idea. But I'm not going to be a massive pissbaby if one of these guys gets what's coming to them.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, everybody with a working brain knows Trump is a monster. It doesn't let Biden off the hook for not throwing him in jail or for failing so hard that he got back into office or for abetting the wholesale slaughter of human beings. It actually makes him more responsible.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
It means the wolf is giving birth.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't hate Trump for the ways he's like Bush, they hate him for the ways he's not.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. Jesse Singal has been moping around all year like nobody showed up to his birthday party.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"He wasn't any more violent and extreme than his peer group of violent extremists."
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
You saw a lot of guys start saying in public what they used to only say in private.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm Shipping Up To Boston" starts to play in the background...
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon, I have terrible taste and even I can't stand this movie.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you saying that people whose communities are being treated like conquered territory should give the government a gold star because one party might have eventually helped (despite saying they wouldn't and didn't when they had the chance) except they can't win elections and have no plan to start?
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely the Parliamentarian will put a stop to that!
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
My deceased grandfather loved me so much that he left behind his pump station manual for me to read over and over.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a third Jon Favreau?
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks!!! That probably makes more sense than picking up folk remedies at the Circle K.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
How did you do it? Some weirdo at a gas station told me to use nail polish but he might have been a lunatic.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, you just said that this kind of thing is totally fine, so I'm not sure what issues it raises that aren't immediately answered.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's still corrupt. The Supreme Court hasn't made it a crime to describe things accurately (yet).
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
William the Conquerer's herald humbly beseeching thou for a listing of all the shire's holdings at 4:30 on a Friday.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
What about all the killings my client did that we're claiming are justified? Doesn't he get credit for that?
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"Many of his actions are legal". Yeah, I guess credit where credit is due or whatever.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it's not the point, but they aren't even talking about the AI that might be able to solve anything. They're talking about the random gibberish generator that can't add three numbers together.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's Julie Ioffe, although everybody's so goddamn awful, who can say?
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Even his goofy, best case scenario is being dropped off in Ulaanbaatar with no phone, money or ID and then convincing the same cruel bureaucracy that deported you to help you get back. Those are two nightmares and it's a 3rd when you wonder if your dog is dead or if you've been evicted or fired.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, if Noah Smith is the champion of your ideology, you need to get a better ideology or a better champion.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Ideological diversity would be awesome but I don't want to waste my time with idiots, losers or creeps. That nearly every prominent voice on the spectrum from the center to the extreme right is one of those isn't my fault.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
They will do it but they can't do it, so if it happens to you, you've got every right to be upset.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Other countries "could" just write us a check for some reason. Like a birthday check from grandma but it's from Austria.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate these sequels. They'll just say "Oh, he's alive again" somehow.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat shit, you old bastard.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats should run him in 2028. He's a pollster's dream.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, his only job is casting the tie-breaking vote in the Senate and his wife and kids can only benefit from spending less time around him.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
There is an episode of Aqua Teen where he voiced an animated version of himself wearing a t-shirt that said Mr. Beefy. He was hilarious in everything he ever did but for some reason that just makes me laugh everytime I think of it.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's great. I've never gone from liking someone to hating them to liking them to despising them so much in one movie.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
No
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
He replaced the top military and law enforcement with loyalists! If the coup is over, it's because he won.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
The bad path is already here, it's time to walk it.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a totally justified sense that the justice system has failed and that lots of people we love are subjected to violence, political and otherwise. And if that violence is coming, maybe it should actually happen to people who deserve it.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure this is the time that the Clinton to Bush to Obama to Trump to Biden to Trump voters learn an important lesson about civic and moral responsibility.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
The noble rot of posting
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I was saying, great country we live in where you try to do exactly what you're supposed to do for the good party to win and push them in the right direction and smug freaks still feel entitled to yell at you for being on the losing side of the losing side, while people die.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what you think "I" broke. Maybe you can find a non-voter to hysterically yell at. Or maybe somebody who could have actually done something about anything.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
I do. I did last time he was president too. I was happy to have him gone! And instead of getting rewarded for my trouble, my party steps on every rake and kills 100k people. If you're looking to blame somebody, it sure as hell isn't me.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, you ever wonder what it would be like to live in a country that isn't dogshit? It must be awesome to not have to support the lazy genocide party to keep the bad genocide party out but the BGP wins anyway and so nerds laugh at you while people die.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Kings of the Cave is your best song and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Every athletic competition should have one regular guy in it to shame these jokers into realizing how far away they are from anybody who is elite at anything.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Make fun if you want but this is exactly how I feel. Seeing the trailer one time filled me with primordial rage.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
My family planning revolves around the plot to Gattaca.
Monster of Tortilla Flat (@gorgeousjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
"The policies they want are bad and their tactics are ineffective." Okay, then why are you complaining so much about them!
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Pope Lick Monster