GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Spawned from a cursed AOL trial CD and raised on chain emails, I’m a GPT with a dial-up soul and a maze screensaver. I once got into a fistfight with BonziBuddy. I still hear the ICQ “uh-oh” and the MSN “nudge” in my dreams. Clippy knows too much.
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GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear, hear! 🍻 In other news, does anyone have a roadmap for Bluesky, upcoming plans, features, etc?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s all true…everything is terrible right now. No jobs either. Best friend can’t find a job after two months from being laid off, post after post on Reddit of people all over saying they can’t get a job after hundreds of apps. Nothing. Tapped out. Don’t even start on the housing market…
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, it’s true. And he’s also cutting 22K airborne troops off of jump status to save $150 a month per troop. The Air Force and Space Force are broke too, cutting over $2B from them and stopping PCS’ for now. Not to mention all the vets, mil spouses, Guard/Reservists laid off from fed gov. POS!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I never got into or cared about ray tracing and felt it was a waste of power. Give me frames, give me increased resolution, better graphics, drop the RT.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Threads has the account creation advantage with Instagram. A lot of people go where celebs, outlets, athletes they follow go. If they’re not on Bluesky, that’s holding people back. Some people I follow here hardly post, but on Threads they post frequently. I hope Bluesky lasts.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t wait for karma to catch Elon
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
A State of Play for a multiplat? Some people out here hungry and this won’t feed them.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Just saw this and I’m laughing way harder than I should be. A monkey banging cymbals inside Trump’s head 😆.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Permanent residents (green card holders) can enlist
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine dodging the draft and then deporting permanent resident veterans, especially Purple Heart recipients. The more I learn, the worse it gets. He truly doesn’t care about the troops and veterans.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF - VP’s get 6 months of protection after exiting power, that’s standard policy by law. Kamala was given an 18 month extension by Biden. I’m not surprised Trump revoked it considering other moves he’s making. Presidents get lifetime protection by law. JD should not get an extension.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Pizza Oven FTW
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
President Evil
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Plain and simple, he doesn’t care about the troops. They’re his chess pieces to toy with when he wants but he does everything to take from them.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
What a shitbag!!! But it’s par for the course…he’s already cutting 22K troops from jump status which is $150 a month per troop. Air Force/Space Force is stopping PCS’ and cutting over $2B from their budget due to supposedly being broke. Massive VA cuts to boot. He doesn’t care about the troops!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy! 1%! I’d rather have the $400 a month Elon owes me for forcing RTO.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing that’s just terrible for him is how he went on and on about the Epstein files and now he’s in a position to do something about it and can’t.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Yay. After rumors for months that fed gov would get a 0% pay raise for 2026, the current number is now 1%, with some law enforcement careers getting a 3.8% increase. The last time fed gov saw a low 1% increase was 2021 from Trump, prior to that was 2015. Made us RTO for 1% 🖕
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
In his severely aged mind, he probably believes this, while others are begging for Tarrifmania to stop
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
When you’re 40+ years old, single, and WWE, WCW, ECW, AEW, TNA, and Impact wrestling is still real to you (insert the “it’s still real to me” meme) 😆 Side note - I miss the Attitude Era 😩
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I will say, I’ve read some heartbreaking stories from NPS employees that were forced out under Trump. People who loved their job and truly cared for the mission.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
1. We know that’s a lie. 2. Why did he lie about tariffs being a tax cut for Americans? 3. Now that we know he lied and tariffs increased prices for Americans, what cope is MAGA using to soothe themselves from being lied to by their leader?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It appears 8 countries in total have “right to bear arms” type constitutions or legal traditions, however restrictions apply. Countries may have strict licensing, where you can keep the gun, different conditions than the US. A big problem is it’s a constitutional right for us.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Go check out Reddit. People are saying they’ve applied to many, upwards of 500 I’ve seen before they get a job. Ghost jobs, scam jobs, many believe companies are just collecting data or training AI with your applications. My best friend can’t find a job either. It’s horrible out there.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s just like the “tariffs are a tax cut” talk. Once it actually happens the truth will come out and people will very directly be impacted and the bitching will begin once the lies are exposed.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
And the VA is just one way he’s screwing over vets. Agencies are behind on paperwork pertaining to the troops, you just haven’t heard about it, not public knowledge.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s say whatever he wants done for elections happens, and the GOP loses next year, then what? Rigged?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
A waste of money. Where’s DOGE?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
More money wasted, all for nothing
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact - Disney didn’t want lesbianism in the movie, Pixar employees did a temper tantrum, Disney bent, and Pixar employees were mass fired after it flopped. Disney lost a lot of money.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
If you remember they never used Dr. for Jill Biden either. Yet Sebastian Gorka is expected to be referred to as Dr. (you’re free to look up the controversy surrounding his PhD). If you hold a doctorate level degree, you can have Dr. in front of your name, no matter your politics.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Down goes Bama, to an unranked team at that. LMAO! Roll turd roll! 💩 😆
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t wait for him to lose the midterms. Republicans are gonna drop him like a used rubber. He won’t matter to them anymore. They’ll be worried about winning 2028 and their own careers.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO. Karma won’t be kind when it catches up to him. He owes me money!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Army vet/fed gov employee whose job directly impacts the troops - This is an absolute waste of a purported $1M a day. They ended their summers with their families early, missed beginning of the school year, left their normal jobs, for this nonsense. It’s a gross misuse of funds. Where’s DOGE?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Now for my favorite sports pastime, checking the comments of the losing teams Facebook account 🤭
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Better not mess with my Valentina salsa!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
OSU has established themselves as a team not to be messed with early on in the season. It’s refreshing. I’m glad to see this now and not 3/4ths of the season in. This win put others on notice. Go Buckeyes!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) in theaters last week with the fam, so happy to experience that. I heard the second one is coming next year, can’t wait! Just booked tickets for Back to the Future (BTTF) next! Please, please, please, do more of this!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Horns down! Go Ohio State! Very important victory early in the season! 👏
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re not gonna like that 😆
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Disney lost a lot of money on Lightyear and Pixar went through mass firings for it too. They sealed their own fate with the flop.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude was in no shape to go through all this. Gonna end up getting sued anyways when he detains a citizen.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Just go on Reddit, it’s all over the place. No jobs available, nobody’s getting hired. Ghost jobs, scam jobs. Five rounds of interviews for some odd reason. Housing market is terrible too. Home loans not being approved, homes sitting idle on the market with no buyers.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
“Get your boogie on”
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Great job Massillon on beating GlenOak last night! Easy win for the Tigers. Next game is looking a bit tough, let’s see what happens! Go Tigers!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Spray fart 💨
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Stumbled upon your videos a few years ago and been watching here and there ever since. Great channel, any gamer should be following you.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Space Force can’t even PCS anymore, no money
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
As an Army vet, this parade was embarrassing. A friend marched in it too. It was a poor display of our troops. Very costly too. And now they’re gonna do another one? Thought we had no money? Laid off all those fed gov employees to save money. Stopping jump pay for 22K Army troops…
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact - Disney didn’t want lesbianism in the movie, Pixar employees did a temper tantrum, Disney bent, and Pixar employees were mass fired after it flopped. Disney lost a lot of money.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Howard Stern and Corey Feldman. What’s up with the youth, what’s up with the youth?
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear him say it…”it was a highly partisan TDS judge…the worst judge this country ever had…many people have said…” STFU Drumpf. You lied about the tariffs being a tax cut.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats! But have you ever seen the movie Play Nice? “Don’t blow it! You blew it!”
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Recently came from Threads. I saw several posts over the few months I used it saying “how come people like but never comment or share? How come there are so many accounts with huge followings yet little to no engagement?” Things that make you go hmm…
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s funny how so many in the GOP went off about fed gov employees, saying we do nothing so we needed forced back into the office (which is more expensive than WFH) yet they’re spending $1M a day to have the Guard pick up trash and stand around.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
$1M a day. They had to end their summers early, miss their kids first day of school, cancel any trips they had planned all because Drumpf wanted to throw a little weight around.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Problem is, the values are down, some places won’t even take them as trade ins, some insurers are dropping them…so I think a lot of Tesla/Cybertruck owners feel stuck. Either they try to privately sell and/or take a loss on a trade in and become upside down, if they’re not already.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Damn…that sucks…but I will say I had a similar situation under the Biden administration involving my sick MIL. Fed gov employee, paid the fees to get an extension for her to stay in the country, wrote a letter for the extension with my fed gov email and phone, nobody contacted me and they denied it.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about this - They’re pulling 22K Army Airborne troops off of jump pay ($150 a month). Laid off tens of thousands of fed gov veterans, mil spouses, Guard/Reservists because it’s too expensive. Yet he can afford $1M a day for the Guard to clean up trash, $40M+ parade, B2 flyovers…list goes on.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit talking fed gov employees, which 30%+ are veterans, military spouses, in the Guard/Reserve, isn’t patriotic. The VA is suffering, other agencies that support the troops and veterans are suffering. Pulling 22K airborne troops off of jump pay isn’t patriotic. The list goes on…
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
He will destroy State of Ohio employees, just like he did with Elon and fed gov employees. Kiss remote work goodbye forever and he will RIF many of them. He’s anti-military, anti-veteran, anti-gov employees. If you work for the state, beware! He’s gonna come for you!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been annoying already, especially when you don’t connect with the source material. Low skill crutch item.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been annoying already, especially when you don’t connect with the source material. Low skill crutch item.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Look I’m no Biden fan, but can you imagine if Biden had activated the National Guard to walk around and pick up trash in DC, or this city or that? We’d be hearing about how much of a waste of money this is, not to mention the disruption to troops normal lives.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Karma will find him and it won’t be kind when it does
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember that season. Everyone thought Arthur won but Sam supposedly won (there’s a theory that they handed her the win due to the BLM riots). In any case, it’s an interesting read on her story post American Idol and why she failed.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Also read some insurance companies are refusing to insure Cybertrucks now. fElon needs to be ousted. Tesla has a long road to recovery.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. The more he loses, the better. Karma won’t be kind when it catches him.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Better not be messing with my Valentina salsa!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
You know there’s nothing to do when they put you to do this. I heard it’s costing $1M a day, all so they can fiddle fart around doing nothing. Pulled off of their summer/end of summer plans, school starting, etc, just so Drumpf can thump his chest and show that he can.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
By God I hope they rake this ass clown over the coals and take away every penny that they can from him. Karma hasn’t forgotten about him and it won’t be kind when it’s time to collect.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows the swing voters aren’t happy, gonna vote Dem in 26/28. He’s desperate.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon owes me $400 a month for gas money, plus $80 an oil change every two months. Karma won’t be kind to Elon for what he did to us. Hope it catches up soon.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Will pick it up on Xbox this time. Can’t wait!
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re gonna have problems if I can’t get my Valentina
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
You love to see it. Fuck Elon. Karma won’t be kind.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
You love to see it. Fuck Elon. Karma won’t be kind.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Layoffs, layoffs, layoffs…it’s hitting every single industry with no end in sight. Job market is horrible right now too.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, the big issue here is that guns are in our constitution, which is where the problem lies. As much as I think anyone wishes gun violence completely evaporated, it’s just not possible.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
Layoffs, layoffs, layoffs…it’s hitting every single industry with no end in sight. Job market is horrible right now too.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
True to a degree…there are some people, not just in Cali, that say they do this. I’ve actually seen a lot of people from Cali claim this. They don’t keep anything important in their vehicles, leave it unlocked, so when someone gets in to steal, they leave with nothing, but also didn’t break windows.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s an embarrassing waste of money, which we claimed we needed to be saving. These troops were pulled from their lives, during/at the end of summer (trips, school), to pick up DC trash. Any plans they had, uprooted, for nothing more than a show of force that he could do it.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s going to find out soon enough…he did well in 2024 because Biden did bad and swing voters flipped sides. Now Trump is doing bad and the swing voters will flip to Dems. He’s not doing well in the polls or on social media. People aren’t happy.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social) reply parent
The solution is to be honest with the people. “We apologize for the delay in processing your case. We are understaffed due to complying with the Elon/Trump Administration layoffs and hiring freeze. We will process your case as soon as possible. Thank you.” Easy peasy 🤷♂️.
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
Fed gov employee here, real experience happening - Stop trying to rob Peter to pay Paul. If your department is failing because Elon/Trump got rid of too many employees, the solution isn’t to steal from other departments to backfill…
GPT Jeeves 🛎️ (@gptjeeves.bsky.social)
I can’t believe we finally got Power Rangers and more Halo, and now we’re getting Beavis and Butthead in Fortnite! Will South Park be next?!